Chapter 122: It's Terrible to Be Uneducated (Part II)
As the laughter on the second floor became louder and louder, more and more people gathered around, and many people had been pushed into the house by the people who were watching the excitement from behind. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yang Yaozong waved his hand behind him to signal them not to laugh, and the onlookers all stopped laughing.
Yang Yaozong smiled and said: "The ancient gentleman must admire jade." Tie on the left, set on the right. Well...... That is to say, how to wear jade pendants has been raised to the level of etiquette. Of course, even if I tell you, you won't understand. A burst of laughter erupted behind Yang Yaozong.
The fat bearded man slapped the table and stood up, staring at Yang Yaozong angrily. His move made everyone around him hold back their laughter, but it had no effect on Yang Yaozong.
Yang Yaozong smiled and patted the fat beard man on the shoulder, pressed him back on the stool and said, "My Great Zhou culture has a broad spirit, and the things carved on this small jade pendant alone contain a lot of meanings. Let me tell you something that is easy to understand and easy for you to understand, and help you popularize this knowledge. For example, the jade pendant pattern symbolizing the cause of Tengda is mainly represented by lychee, longan, walnut, carp, bamboo, etc. Another example is the hope that the husband and wife are harmonious and the family is prosperous, and the jade pendant pattern is mainly expressed by mandarin ducks, and tilian, white-headed birds, fish, lotus leaves, etc. There are also people who hope that under the protection of some kind of god, they will have a smooth life, a smooth career, good health, and good luck. The representative jade pendant pattern is represented by Guanyin, Buddha, Zhong Kui, etc. ”
Yang Yaozong walked to a son's side and said: "The jade pendant worn by this son is carved with a toad, which means to attract wealth and treasure, and I should be born in a merchant family." The son with the toad jade pendant nodded and looked at Yang Yaozong with praise.
Yang Yaozong nodded and walked to the other son's side and said, "This son should still be a scholar who wants to seek fame, because this son-in-law Petty knows the jade pendant, and the implication of knowing it is the progress of his homework." The son, who wore the jade pendant, unfolded the fan very chicly, fanned it a few times, and nodded with a smile.
The obese Hu man listened to Yang Yaozong's explanation of the knowledge about the jade pendant, and he was dizzy when he listened, and he shouted impatiently: "It's just a jade pendant, Uncle Ben knows how to do so much!" As long as Uncle Ben likes it, you can buy it if you want it, and you can bring it if you want to! ”
Yang Yaozong turned to the fat Hu man and smiled: "Oh? Then he shook the jade pendant in his hand in front of the Hu man and said, "Buy it if you want to, bring it if you want to?" Do you know that this jade pendant is carved with a white-eyed god? “
The fat bearded man snorted, glanced at Yang Yaozong and said, "We Turks use wolves as totems, worship the sun and the earth, believe in Zoroastrianism and Buddhism, and we also believe in gods, so why shouldn't I wear this white-eyed god?" “
Yang Yaozong hadn't spoken yet, but the onlookers all laughed.
Yang Yaozong waved his hand to silence them, and said with a smile: "Since you believe in gods, you should know that this god is not something that can be worshiped at will. The white-eyed god carved on this jade pendant is also called the demon god, there is a cloud 'prostitute magic in the book, in the place, the northern prostitute, will be offered to the white-eyed god, also known as the demon god, pray for it day and night. This white-eyed god is the name of the god offered by the church and the brothel, and is the protector of the women of the wind and dust. ”
After Yang Yaozong finished speaking, the laughter finally sounded again and again uncontrollably.
The fat bearded man slapped the table and stood up, pointed at Yang Yaozong and said angrily: "You! You! ”
Yang Yaozong frowned and snorted coldly and said angrily: "You! What you're doing! Hello rude! If it is said that the jade pendant carved with other patterns was blackmailed by you today, it will also be blackmailed. But the jade pendant carved with this white-eyebrow god is definitely not available on the market if it is not customized. Do you dare to say that this jade pendant carved with a white-eyed god is yours? Then he sneered and said: "If you dare to say it, then under the witness of everyone, this jade pendant is yours." I just don't know what you want this jade pendant to bless you? Bless you' or 'Wealthy'? I'm afraid that even with the blessing of this white-eyed god, no one will dare to patronize your business. ”
The onlookers around laughed and looked at the fat bearded man playfully.
The fat Hu man looked at the jade pendant in Yang Yaozong's hand at this time, as if he had seen something that disgusted him the most. His face turned blue and white for a while, his eyes were blazing and he looked at Yang Yaozong, and suddenly swung a punch at Yang Yaozong.
A figure rushed in front of Yang Yaozong, stretched out his hand to hold the fist swung by the fat Hu man, and pushed it back, pushing the fat Hu man to a stumbling side.
The fat Hu man was about to open his mouth to curse, and another Hu man came out of the crowd, glared at the fat Hu man, and drank a Turkic word.
When the fat Hu man saw the person who scolded him, he withdrew his fist angrily and looked at Yang Yaozong resentfully.
The last Hu person to come out was the one who was talking to Jie Zhiluo next door. He glanced at Yang Yaozong deeply, and then turned around and wanted to take the fat Hu man away.
Yang Yaozong frowned and looked at the back of the Hu man and said loudly: "Are you planning to just leave?" ”
Both the Hu man and the fat Hu man turned to look at Yang Yaozong, and the fat Hu man said angrily: "What else do you want!" ”
Yang Yaozong sneered: "It's not what I want, you look at ......" Yang Yaozong pointed to the woman who was injured by the obese Hu man, and the mess in the room and said: "Our people in the Great Zhou have always been polite, and we will not be generous enough to investigate the matter of blackmailing the jade pendant, but the woman who was injured by you, as well as the cups and bowls you broken, you always have to pay." If you really don't have the money to pay, I can be generous enough to help you pay. But I also have a word for you, that is, a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. And I want to remind you that even if you are a rooster and dog thief in Da Zhou, you must have some common sense. ”
The fat bearded man glared at Yang Yaozong with tears in his eyes and said, "You! He also made a gesture to rush towards Yang Yaozong. But he was stopped by the Hu man who reprimanded him. The Hu man took out a silver ticket from his bosom and stared at Yang Yaozong tightly and handed it to the beaten woman. Then he turned around and pushed away the crowd and left with the fat bearded man.
The fat bearded man left, and the onlookers of the Great Zhou Dynasty all cheered, praising Yang Yaozong, and the girls who were drunk in the red dust boldly made a warm invitation to Yang Yaozong. But they were all evacuated by Jiang's mother. The woman who was bullied by Hu Ren was even more grateful to Dade for thanking Yang Yaozong, and she had a posture of wanting to repay her kindness. In the end, it was Jiang's mother who relieved Yang Yaozong.
Everyone dispersed, and Yang Yaozong suddenly remembered Ayi and Jie Zhiluo, but he couldn't find the two of them anymore.
Mother Jiang walked in front of Yang Yaozong, sighed and glanced at Yang Yaozong, and said resentfully: "No wonder every heart of my saint has been taken away by adults." My lord, you must not do such unfair things in the future, today I don't know how many drunken girls will think of you, miss you, and toss and turn for you and can't sleep. It is estimated that they will envy the girl who was bullied by the Hu people at this time. I'm afraid that they will also be bullied by the Hu people, and they can also taste the feeling of being pitied by adults. “
Yang Yaozong said embarrassedly: "Mom said she laughed." “
Mother Jiang saw that Yang Yaozong was actually shy, and laughed out loud, and then restrained her smile and said: "Today's adults are afraid that they will offend those two Turks, and in the end, the Turkic man is called Zhi Zhizhi, who is a person from Dongluo Jue, and he moves around with King Qin very often. When the Protector Zuo came a few months ago, this person had just arrived, but at that time, he had just arrived here, and we didn't know much about him. But I heard that they are going to leave recently. “
Yang Yaozong frowned and nodded: "He can communicate with King Qin in Shangjing with great fanfare, and he must be protected by King Qin." Oh, by the way, the Hu man who helped me today is one of the few people I want my mother to follow and investigate. “
Jiang's mother said: "Adults know him? “
Yang Yaozong nodded and said, "It can be said that they are friends, but they don't know about it, but I just think that their identities should be unusual, so I want to know about it." ”
Mother Jiang nodded and smiled slyly: "What about the Hu man who dressed as a man?" Adults must have known her, too. Mom saw her staring at the little eyes of adults, but her eyebrows were full of affection! “
Yang Yaozong looked at Jiang's mother in some surprise and said, "Jiang's mother actually knows that she is a woman disguised as a man?" Haha, Mother Jiang really had a blazing look in her eyes. She's another Turk I've asked you to follow, and her name is Ayi. Also friends. “
Mother Jiang giggled, glanced at Yang Yaozong twice, and said, "Yo! Friends, there are so many friends of adults. Mom, I have been operating in Hongchen for so many years, if I don't even have the ability to distinguish between females and males, then wouldn't I have been in vain in this Fengyue place for so many years? Don't look at the tall and tall woman of the Hu people, but look at the small appearance of fifteen or sixteen years old. If she doesn't stick those two mustaches, she will still look like a handsome beard person, and if she sticks those two mustaches, she will add to the snake, where can a fifteen or sixteen-year-old student give birth to that kind of beard. “
After the coquettishness, Jiang's mother became serious again: "When the adults were downstairs, my mother and I saw that these two people entered the private room that was booked by Persistent Thinking. The two of them can be connected with the ability to lose their thinking, and their identities should not be simple. But according to my mother, I don't think I will find out anything. “
Yang Yaozong frowned and nodded, and suddenly smiled: "But the more you can't find out, the more you can prove that their identities are not simple, right?" “
Mother Jiang's beautiful eyes widened and looked at Yang Yaozong with great appreciation, and said softly: "The idea of adults is really unique!" “
(To be continued.) )