Zhang Jun is nicknamed a thief and bold because of his boldness; At the beginning, a young man in the town was not convinced, and made a bet with him: "If you Zhang Jun dare to sleep in the cemetery on the night of July 15, we will obey you!" ”

Zhang Jun was dismissive of such a gamble: "What should I do, isn't it just to go to the cemetery to sleep?" What's not to dare to do here? Who doesn't know, the cemetery is the same as my home! I Zhang Jun grew up in the cemetery? ”

The crowd burst into laughter. www.biquge.info It's not that he is lying, Zhang Jun was born not long ago, his parents died, he grew up eating hundreds of meals, who knew that he didn't learn well when he grew up, and he was proficient in stealing chickens and dogs, which made everyone in the town hate. People who are almost 30 years old, have no family and no job, and naturally there will be no woman who can look at it, belonging to the type where one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

Zhang Jun does not produce, has no financial resources at all, and eating has become a problem, at the beginning, some people saw him pitiful, and gave one or two, but the poor people must have something to hate; Gradually, it was discovered that his hands and feet were not clean! Such a guy is the most annoying, so he lost even this only entry.

Zhang Jun couldn't bear the thunderous hunger in his stomach, and he also knew what kind of virtue he was in the eyes of the villagers, so he simply broke the jar and broke it, becoming more and more unscrupulous. Later, once he found two ways to eat: one was to go to the Dragon King Temple and steal the things on the table; The second is to go to the cemetery and eat the sacrifices that people use to pay their respects! After a long time, he simply built a thatched hut next to the cemetery, and in addition to living, he also solved the livelihood, which was simply killing two birds with one stone.

At dusk, Zhang Jun walked in the alley with a red face, it was rare for someone to invite him to dinner today, the guest was called Long Qing, similar to him, they were all guys who shouted and beat everyone in the town, and there were two escorts, one was called Hou San, and the other was called Lu Gang - the four of them were brothers.

Zhang Jun didn't know why Long Qing was treated, but it didn't matter, anyway, he could get a meal. Seeing that the Long family was not far away, suddenly his eyes rolled, and when he arrived at a house next to him, he slammed the door, and a woman's slightly frightened voice came from inside: "Who...... Who is it? ”

"Brother and sister, I, it's me."

"Is it my cousin?" The door didn't open, and the woman asked through the crack in the door, "Is there something?" ”

"I can't come to see you if it's okay?" Zhang Jun had the virtue of a hippie smile and said, "Brother and sister, I'll go in and sit for a while." ”

"Uncle Cousin, you ...... Your cousin has just fallen (meaning death) and you ...... This...... Inconvenience. ”

"Oh, brother and sister, it's just because my dead cousin just turned his head, didn't I just come to see you! What's so inconvenient about that? Don't worry, if someone sees it, I'll say it's not to see you, it's to see my cousin, that's okay, right? ”

“…… His cousin and mother-in-law are in ...... If you want to see her, go to her...... Right? ”

Zhang Jun didn't want to say a wrong word, but grabbed the handle for the other party, cursed a few times in his heart, and simply didn't hide it, and said straightforwardly: "Brother and sister, I'll be honest with you, I want to borrow a few money from you, you don't know, the third child invited me to drink, think about it, I can't come to the door empty-handed, right?" You lend me a few sons, and I'll pay you back when I get back. ”

The woman groaned for a while, and then said with a crying voice: "Uncle Cousin, how can I be rich? It's not that you don't know that your cousin's funeral is still a ...... from the clan who paid for it."

"It's okay, it's okay if you don't have money...... Zhang Jun grinned, and said in the tone of the head of the family: "I'll go in and take a look, there are valuable things, I'll take them as pawns, and I'll redeem them back when I have the money to pay you back." ”

"No, Uncle Cousin, what's ...... How can you take other people's things...... Out of the way? The little widow said aggrievedly.

"Oh, brother and sister, do we still need to tell the difference so clearly? What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine. In the future, won't it be over for the two of us to be good and one good? ”

"How's that going to work?"

"Why not? Is there anyone in Duliu Town who dares to take care of me Zhang Jun? Besides, you're dead, you're dead, I'm single, isn't it a good match? Zhang Jun said with a shy face through the door: "Brother and sister, you let me in, okay?" ”

The little woman inside let him speak like a spring, but she didn't open the door for him, and after coming and going, Zhang Jun was angry, and kicked the door panel with his toes, and scolded the street in his mouth: "Mother! Are you responsible for this? Let me tell you, the surname Duan also has my share of Zhang Jun! When my dead ghost father was alive, he lent you money, and after so many years, there are a lot of profits, right? Open the door for me! Pay it back! ”

It was at dinner time that Zhang Jun yelled and yelled, making the neighbors uneasy, and everyone scolded in their hearts: "Do you see it? Kicking the widow's door and digging out the grave, this kid of the Zhang family is really hopeless! ”

"Isn't it? Dog fat stuff (dialect, meaning bastard)! ”

"Do it, sooner or later there will be a day when you can't do it! Bastard! ”

I heard it, but no one dared to care, Zhang Jun was a stingy, hob meat temper, if anyone provoked him, it was like being stained with dog skin plaster, and he couldn't get rid of it if he wanted to--this was a precedent, at the beginning, the slippery old man in the town couldn't see it, and counted a few words from him, Zhang Jun didn't dare to provoke on the surface, and secretly attacked. The next day, the old man and his family got up, and as soon as they arrived in the courtyard, they smelled a pungent stench, and when they opened the door, they found that the two vermilion lacquer doors were covered with feces! -- With such a lesson from the past, who would dare to provoke him?

Zhang Jun smashed it at the door, the little woman secretly sobbed behind the door, but he didn't open the door for him, he made a fuss for a while, and saw that no one cared about him, and he was also deflated, "Okay, you wait, I still have something to do today, ignore you." But don't think it's okay, I, Zhang Jun, and you are consumed, I don't believe that you don't go out! After saying that, he turned around and walked away in a huff.

Leaving his cousin's house, he went to Long Qing, who prepared fried pancakes (one of the local specialties, which is the well-known pancakes, but they are half-cooked, and then fried with spinach or cucumbers), stewed fish, cucumbers, tomatoes, the two of them talked a few words, Hou San and Lu Gang also arrived, and the four of them sat around the table, drinking and chatting.

"Hey, second brother, do you know, there is a fight over there in Liangwangzhuang! I just came back from that there this morning, good guys, and that hilarious fight! Drinking until the wine was hot, Long Qing said.

The four of them worship their sons, and the eldest brother is Lu Gang, Zhang Jun is second, Long Qing is again, and Hou San is the last. Therefore, Long Qing called him the second brother. "I've heard that, who's going to fight whom?"

"Anyway, there are two groups of people, one is Little Japan, and the other is unknown."

"You're a fool!" Lu Gang scolded with a smile: "After talking for a long time, I don't know who is fighting whom?" ”

"Why do you care so much about it?" Long Qing said: "I'm looking for a few of your brothers to come over, and I have something to tell you-well, it's a way to make a fortune, how about it?" ”

Zhang Jun picked up a stewed fish and stuffed it into his mouth - the solitary stewed fish is quite famous, and it is made from small crucian carp that is two inches long and short in the river or canal. After removing the scales, do not break the bore, do not cut the gills and fins, and put it in the pot with condiments such as soy sauce, vinegar, salt, sugar, etc., and simmer it slowly for several hours to dry the soup and then get out of the pot. At this time, the crucian carp is completely cooked with fish bones, and when you put it in your mouth, it is moderately sweet and sour, crispy and fragrant, and it is really a rare delicacy (this is not the author's fabrication, there is indeed this dish, and the taste is excellent).

In Duliu Town, this dish is relatively expensive, Zhang Jun rarely tastes it once, and he doesn't care about others, so he eats enough first! Hearing Long Qing say that he could make a fortune, he came to the spirit, chewed the stewed fish, and said vaguely: "What is the way to make a fortune, tell me?" ”

Long Qing muttered about his plan, and the eyes of the three of them turned to Zhang Jun - although he is the second brother, he is the one with the most brains, and he is responsible for making ideas if there is any stealing or touching dogs. Wen Yan thought about it for a long time, picked up the last stewed fish, put it in his bowl, and then spoke: "I think it's okay!" ”

"Isn't it?" Long Qingxi was overjoyed, "How about it, I know that the second brother has the most active brain, if he wants to say okay, then he will do it!" ”

"Then, second, are you going to get more of us?"

"In the evening, after dinner, well, let's play cards, and then we'll go. Tomorrow before dawn, rush back. ”

"If you didn't say it, eat it quickly, eat it quickly."

The four of them made a plan, had dinner, played a few leaf cards, and were about to set off, but they didn't want to act yet, when they suddenly heard a fierce gunfire like popping beans outside the town! Hou San was the first to urinate (the meaning of timidity), and he whined urgently: "It's bad, it's bad!" Surely they knew, and they might have arrested us. ”

Zhang Jun gave him a mouth and scolded: "Fart! God knows, you know and I know, how do people outside know what we are talking about in the house? ”

"That, second, this ...... What's going on? ”

"What do you care about him, dog-eat-dog, mouthful! Anyway, it's just two groups of people fighting. Zhang Jun was not afraid, and said: "That's just right, we don't even have to go to Liangwangzhuang, and we'll talk about it when they're done." ”

Wait, wait, I don't know what time it is, listening to the rumbling of the train, the gunfire outside gradually thinned out until it disappeared, Zhang Jun threw the leaf card and stood up: "Let's go, let's go out and have a look!" ”

"Don't, the second brother (second) ......" The three of them stopped at the same time: "You're too bold, aren't you?" This just stopped for a while, and you went out? What if there are still people? ”

"What are you afraid of? Storytellers all say that a cowardly general can't do it! Besides, let's go to the edge of the town, see it clearly, and then let's do it, and if it doesn't work, we'll come back. It's pitch black, who can catch us? ”

The other three looked at each other and never said a word, as if they were reluctant to go.

Zhang Jun pursed his lips disdainfully and scolded: "Third child, you came up with the way to make a fortune, why are you afraid to go now?" Something that doesn't make a living! ”

Long Qing secretly complained, now stiffened here, if he didn't go, he would really sit down on the infamy of no interest, he stood up with a shout, "Who has no interest?" Who wouldn't dare to go? Go for it! Big brother, fourth brother, let's go together! ”

The other two had no choice, they followed behind, and the four of them went out of the town and arrived at the stone bridge of the canal, they were locals, very familiar with the terrain, looking across the canal, they could clearly see the flashlight shaking, and a guy commanded others to clean up, as if they were moving something?

Zhang Jun could see clearly that these people were carrying corpses! Although he is known as a thief and bold, he is also a little hairy at this time: why are there so many corpses? How many people have died? Who and who are they? "It's Little Japan!" Hou San lowered his voice and said in his companion's ear.

"How do you know?"

"Nonsense, haven't you seen that?"

The other three people shook their heads at the same time, Hou San smiled proudly, feeling that his vanity was greatly satisfied, "I've been to Tianjin Wei and seen it, yes, these people are all little Japan." ”

Long Qing turned his head to look at it randomly, and suddenly pointed with his hand, "Look, the iron bridge is gone!" ”

Only then did the four of them notice that the iron bridge that was originally built parallel to the stone bridge had disappeared! It may not be accurate to say that it is not, but only the section directly above the river, where it breaks, the twisted rails that point to the sky or hang down to the river, look ugly and disgusting. Although the bridge deck is gone, the piers standing in the river are still there. The mouths of the four people opened widely, and they couldn't close them for a long time, "****!" What's going on? ”

No one could answer this question, and suddenly I heard someone talking on the other side, and I couldn't understand what I was saying; Zhang Jun knew that they might be speaking Japanese. I couldn't understand it left and right, so I just looked at it.

After waiting for another half an hour, the Japanese troops on the other side began to retreat, and after a while, on the muddy land that had been watered by the rain, there were only corpses piled up like hills, and there were only four of them!

Long Qing looked at Zhang Jun at the same time, obviously waiting for him to make a final decision. Zhang Jun thought about it for a long time, and the greed to get rich finally overcame reason, "There are two things that have to be said first." First, just take some, don't be endless; Second, if someone finds out, no one is allowed to bite out the brothers! ”

"Of course, of course!" Long Qing patted his chest and swore on the spot: "If something happens, bite the buddy out, is that still a person?" ”

Zhang Jun finally glanced around, made sure that there was no one, and waved his hand quickly: "Go, go and go back quickly!" ”