When he woke up the next day, Liu Fan found himself sleeping in bed. There is no need to ask www.biquge.info it must be the intimate Zhao Ji who was afraid that he would catch a cold, so he struggled to help him to bed. - But I don't know if she took the opportunity to be indecent when Ben Hou was drunk......

Liu Fan now has a splitting headache, as if there are hundreds of villains beating side drums in his head, and he is so painful that he wants to cut off his head.

After Xiaohuan and Xiaoling served him to wash, an errand runner came to the palace, passed on Xiang Jingwu's will, and ordered him to bring the folds sent last night into the palace.

Inside the Imperial Study.

After Xiang Jingwu greeted Liu Fan with a smile, he returned to the topic.

"I was very shocked by Li Jinren's secret performance this time, but he did not have actual evidence in his recital, what he said and wrote, it is all his speculation, of course, it cannot be ruled out that Li Jinren is suspected of framing his colleagues, so I hope that you will establish this institution as soon as possible, and then rush to Jiangnan immediately, and you must investigate this matter clearly, no matter who is involved, even if it is an important minister in the court, it will be investigated! Hum! If you dare to covet the money in the treasury, you will have to pay a heavy price! Xiang Jingwu said coldly, the killing intent in his eyes burst out, making Liu Fan involuntarily shiver.

"Weichen will definitely try his best to handle this matter, please rest assured."

Xiang Jingwu nodded with satisfaction, smiled, and casually flipped through the folds that were sent to Liu Fan for research last night, and then the smile on Xiang Jingwu's face froze.

"Smack!" Xiang Jingwu was furious, slapped the dragon case fiercely, and said angrily: "Liu Fan, you ...... This bastard! ”

Liu Fan was so frightened that he shrank his neck and quickly knelt down, feeling depressed in his heart: Sure enough, it is a companion like a tiger, so I recruited you to provoke you? Why are you swearing?

"You...... You...... What nonsense are you writing on the fold? Xiang Jingwu's eyebrows trembled with anger, and even the dragon's body trembled slightly.

"I didn't write ......" Liu Fan stopped halfway through the words, and he suddenly remembered that after getting drunk last night, he was indeed "studying" in the study, and it seemed that he had written a few words, but ...... How did Ben Hou write about the fold?

"Humph! You explain to me, what does it mean that 'the landlord is brain-dead'? Xiang Jingwu slapped the desk heavily and asked angrily.

"Huh?" Liu Fan was shocked, how could Ben Hou write this?

"Also, what do you mean, 'The landlord's head has been caught in the door, right?' What do you mean by that? ”

"This ...... 'landlord' means......" Liu Fan wiped the sweat from his head, he found it difficult to explain to Xiang Jingwu that after hundreds or thousands of years, there is something called "forum", and there is something called "post" in the forum......

"Also, what do you mean by 'good post, everyone!'? What does it mean to 'read a post and reply to a post is a virtue'? What are 'sofas', 'benches', 'floors', 'basements'...... You name it! What kind of mess did you write on the memorale that the court minister gave me? Xiang Jingwu was furious.

It's messy, Xiang Jingwu said, Liu Fan's head lowered by one point, and in the end, Liu Fan's head could already be sandwiched in the crotch.

This one...... It's a big joke! Marquis Liu was scolded by Xiang Jingwu in the imperial study, which seems to have become a routine. However, this time Liu Fan admitted that he was at a loss, so he lowered his head and said nothing, allowing Xiang Jingwu to scold.

In fact, he himself is quite strange - how could he think of replying to the post after watching the folds carefully? And it's all nonsense like gold balm, and there's no technical content at all! If he had something to say, presumably Uncle Huang wouldn't have lost such a big temper, right?

This proves that there is a difference between reading a song and reading a post, at least you have to have a good attitude and not be forced to do so. The emperor has been watching the fold for decades, and I haven't seen him reply on the fold: "Good post, everyone!" Nonsense like that.

Xiang Jingwu was a little surprised when he saw that Liu Fan had a rare lack of oily tone and no gags, and he was originally going to scold him for a pillar of incense for a while, but later the more he scolded, the more enjoyable he became, he actually frothed at the mouth and scolded him for half an hour - from Liu Fan's character criticism, all the way to his personality, his dress and taste, and even his walking posture, etc., everything that could be thought of was scolded all over again.

The more Liu Fan listened, the more depressed he became, it seemed that this imperial uncle and old man were full of complaints about this marquis.

Walking to the side of the case, serving a cup of tea, Liu Fan handed it to Xiang Jingwu, and put on a flattering smile: "Your Majesty, you dissipate your anger first, and then continue to scold later, don't get tired of the dragon body, come, drink tea to moisten your throat first, Weichen continues to listen to the holy teachings seriously......"

Xiang Jingwu took the teacup and drank it in a big gulp, glared at him fiercely with a calm face, and snorted angrily: "I don't bother to scold you, today I called you over, in addition to the matter of Jiangnan tax and silver, I also want to introduce a few generals to know you, you can choose people in the army under their command and strengthen the organization......"

Liu Fan interrupted Xiang Jingwu's words and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, we have to give this institution a name that is a bright spot, otherwise it will always be called by the institution, and others will think that we will open a chicken farm." ”

Xiang Jingwu nodded in agreement and said: "Yes, you should take a name, in your opinion, what name should be good?" ”

"Discipline inspection guard!" Liu Fan blurted out without thinking, the secret service agency that is destined to be stinky for 10,000 years, let's give it a name of special justice. -- Good disgust to the historians.

Xiang Jingwu frowned when he heard this, obviously he was very disapproving of this loud and righteous name, shook his head and said, "It's not appropriate, change it." ”

Liu Fan spread his hands helplessly: "Then let's call it the military command class...... "Good or bad must be enough, since it is too righteous to work, then let's move closer to the direction of evil."

The emperor was obviously even more dissatisfied with the name. "It's inexplicable, it's inexplicable—"

"Heaven and Earth Alliance?"

"White Lotus Society?"

"Jin Yiwei?"

“…… Tender years? ”

"Reminiscing about the old days?"

"Your moon my heart?"

"The years of burning passion?"

“……”

Seeing Xiang Jingwu's head shaking like a rattle, Liu Fan sighed and looked at Xiang Jingwu helplessly, as if looking at a child who rolled on the ground if he didn't get candy: "Then what do you call it?" ”

The iron-blooded faction is not good, and the literary tone is not needed, and it doesn't matter if it is fresh, why don't you just take a name? Why are you making such a fuss, hey!

Xiang Jingwu stroked his long beard and said, "This institution can't see the light, and it has to perform tasks in the dark for a long time, so why don't you call it 'Shadow Guard'?" ”

"Plop!"

"What's wrong with you?" Xiang Jingwu said unhappily.

"Ahh......h

"Shadow Guard", this old man's literary style and creativity are more than one grade worse than that of this marquis......