If Wang Fulin was here, he would definitely praise Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun's words. Indeed, from the aesthetic point of view of later generations, except for those masterpieces that have been passed down through the ages, such as the Legend of the West Chamber and the Peony Pavilion, most of the dramas in these years, perhaps the small orders picked out among them, can indeed be regarded as beautiful words, but the content is simply miserable. What's more, the content is empty, either talented and beautiful, or empty edification, where can it compare to those novels that have been renovated in later generations?

However, when the little emperor said this, who were the people around him? Sun Hai, who has been carefully preparing for this scene for a long time, and Ayaguan, who has paid countless amounts to hone his voice and exercise this figure, and finally took a knife and entered the palace. Therefore, hearing that the little emperor actually commented on his lyrics like this, and heard that this play that he bought from Tu Long at a high price was actually so evaluated, Ayaguan's face was extremely ugly, and Sun Hai also felt as if cold water was poured from his head.

What is Ping Koshi? They have never heard of it in Xiyuan, let alone sing it, which of their lyrics is behind it, and there is no music artist to guide the singing?

Therefore, seeing that Sun Hai glanced at him, the Ayaguan pouted and said: "The emperor thinks that the slave and maid sing not well, and the slave and maid can find a few other small orders to sing, what is this Ping Kouzhi, the slave and the maid have never heard of it!" ”

Although Ayaguan is only fifteen years old, and it has only been two years since he was introduced to the palace by Sun Haiyuan, you must know that he was raised by the troupe since he was a child, and he is used to seeing how those male actors who are also roles and are supported by others serve people with sex, and they know that such a small temperament with laughter and anger will make men more lustful. However, what he didn't expect was that Zhu Yijun, who had always obviously expressed interest in him and even liked him a lot. was suddenly annoyed: "Do you sing or not?" ”

The first time he performed in front of the Supreme Son of Heaven, just now Zhu Yijun behaved like an ordinary rich son, at this moment, Ayaguan was actually a ghost who made a god stubborn, so don't turn your head directly: "Don't sing!" ”

The little emperor suddenly played his cards out of common sense, and Sun Hai was already a little dizzy. But Ayaguan, who has always been well-behaved and good at serving people, suddenly made a mistake, and he was simply distracted. Before he could figure out how to round the field, he didn't want Zhu Yijun to shoot the case, and shouted angrily: "I am the Son of Heaven, who gave you the courage to talk back to me?" I just want to listen to it today, do you sing it or not? ”

Sun Hai has also seen Zhu Yijun no less than five or six times in this West Garden, and the little emperor is sometimes excited, sometimes listless, and sometimes in a daze at every turn. Sometimes he even felt that the other party didn't look like the emperor, who would have thought that this son of heaven, who seemed to be taught by Empress Dowager Li and Zhang Juzheng, would be so angry. He was so frightened that his heart trembled, and he hurriedly dragged the ayaguan to kneel down and plead guilty, but the other party couldn't pull it at all, and he was almost mad. He brought such a high-priced guy into the palace, not as a bodhisattva, but as a cash cow. Fortune beckoning, now this little ancestor has become a terrible star!

"Slaves can't sing." Ayaguan gritted his teeth and stood up. Only then did he kneel down straight, "Man Tingfang, Zhegui Ling, Qingjiang Yin, Zhu Yunfei...... These small orders, there are not a hundred and eighty slaves and maids, and I haven't heard of that Ping Kouzhi! Even if the emperor forces the slave to sing, the slave will not! ”

This little emperor is used to seeing slaves and maids in the palace, and he is so strong at topping. Maybe you'll have to look at it differently! Many seniors in the troupe had taught this kind of trick back then, and he still remembered it!

However, Ayakan quickly realized what it meant to be self-righteous speculation. Because the next moment, he saw Emperor Wanli smash a teacup. The teacup rubbed his sideburns and slammed them on the ground. Fell to pieces. Although he was only rubbed, the hot pain still woke him up suddenly, and he realized that this was the Son of Heaven of the King of a country in front of him, not when Sun Hai sent someone to show him from afar, he secretly muttered that he was no different from an ordinary son, his original back as straight as a ruler suddenly fell down, and the whole person was so frightened that he fell to the ground all of a sudden.

What is not a strong order, the ambition to be a strong man is all thrown away.

"I'm forcing you to sing? I am the king of a country, what do you want to see if there is anything good, and you need to force you to sing as a servant? ”

Zhu Yijun just watched the opera and listened to the music, and unconsciously drank too much, on weekdays in front of the Empress Dowager Li and Feng Bao in the palace, in Zhang Juzheng's hundred officials, he could only choose to hold his breath into his stomach every time, but now a mere servant dares to do it against himself, and that kind of realization makes him feel that he has been insulted the most. Huo Ran got up and looked around, as if he was looking for something to take advantage of, and finally took a fancy to the dust whisk in the hand of a little eunuch. He stepped forward to snatch the dust, and then he stepped forward and hit the Ayaguan with a face.

The dust was originally just fluttering, and Zhu Yijun was not a martial arts practitioner, so he didn't have much strength, and after a violent whipping, the pain of the Ayaguan who had already bowed his body to protect his head and face and let him whip it was naturally minimal, but the horror in his heart was incomparable. And Sun Hai, who finally reacted, moved very fast, and after escaping on his knees, he came back with a whip and presented it to Zhu Yijun with both hands respectfully, but he didn't want to say without thinking: "Your Majesty, this slave is simply the opposite, and please teach the emperor a lesson!" ”

Zhu Yijun, who was handy, picked up the whip casually, and after two or three strokes, he heard the screams of the Ayaguan that were uncomfortable to listen to, so he hated to throw the whip away, and then said angrily: "Send this dog's head for the time being, go back to the palace!" ”

Seeing that Zhu Yijun turned around and left, because the eunuchs who were stunned by the scene just now hurriedly followed, leaving only the mess all over the ground for a while, as well as Sun Hai and Ayaguan, and a few eunuchs on duty in Xiyuan. Sun Hai, who stood up, saw the back of the little emperor and his party, and suddenly became angry in his heart, and after bending down to pick up the whip, he gave the official a severe whip. He was no better than Zhu Yijun, he just tasted it, and his wrist exerted his strength, and he hit it accurately and very, until he beat the Aya official to the point that he didn't even have the strength to scream, and then he scolded angrily again and again, and scolded the swear words that he didn't dare to say just now.

What bad luck did he have to indulge such an idiot!

Because there is more than one eunuch and chamberlain beside Zhu Yijun. Not long after the little emperor returned to the Qianqing Palace with a gloomy face, Zhang Whale and Zhang Cheng heard about this absurd thing from their respective people, one was gloating, and the other was shocked and angry. They are the stewards of the Qianqing Palace, and they take care of the emperor's daily life and all the affairs in the Qianqing Palace, so they are closer than Feng Bao and Zhang Hong. Although it is really said that it is just the Son of Heaven whipping an inner servant. But even if they had different thoughts, they didn't want Empress Dowager Li to know, and privately persuaded Emperor Wanli to withdraw Sun Hai directly.

However, just as they were surrounding the little emperor and whispering advice, a voice came from outside: "Cisheng Niangniang has arrived!" ”

As soon as he heard these simple five words, not only Zhu Yijun panicked, but the servants in the room were also in chaos. Even Zhang Whale and Zhang Cheng, the two old and serious ones, were all in a hurry, who didn't know the strict discipline of Empress Dowager Cisheng Li to Emperor Wanli. The little emperors are to blame at every turn, and they have to be punished for kneeling and repenting, let alone them? And Zhu Yijun also came back to his senses for the first time, and immediately glanced at the people in the room with warning eyes, and then walked forward quickly. As the bamboo curtain was raised high, Empress Dowager Li entered the door with a frosty face, and as soon as Zhu Yijun opened his mouth to call his mother, he was stunned by the Empress Dowager Li's eyes.

"Good things you did!"

Empress Dowager Li swept the room full of eunuchs. Seeing that they had already knelt down silently, they didn't even dare to raise their heads. She scolded angrily: "Your father and the emperor have two sons, you and your younger brother, and I don't even live in Cining Palace for you, and take care of you in Qianqing Palace every day, just because I am afraid that you will be damaged by these eunuchs like the two ancestors in the past." How does Mr. Zhang usually teach you? Etiquette, righteousness, benevolence, wisdom, and faith, where have you read your sage books? actually hid dirt and dirt in the West Garden, and it was still the same as that kind of ...... That kind of thing that is neither male nor female, you are a bastard! ”

Zhu Yijun had already knelt down aggrieved when Empress Dowager Li opened her mouth to scold. But when he heard the end, he was angry, and immediately raised his head and said: "Don't listen to people's nonsense, what is hiding dirt and dirt, it's just that today Sun Hai said that he arranged a new play for me to see, I didn't expect it to be the kind of thing that is neither male nor female!" ”

The mother and son kept saying that they were neither male nor female, and the eunuchs in the room all felt that it was very uncomfortable, but how could anyone dare to speak up?

"You didn't expect that? You didn't expect to suddenly get angry and beat people with a whip? Isn't it because he won't serve you? ”

"I ......" Zhu Yijun's face turned red, and he was almost angry, "Where do I want him to serve me, it's just that I asked him to sing, he didn't want to, I hit him twice in a moment of anger......"

"Singing? What obscene lyrics! Empress Dowager Li didn't expect Zhu Yijun to dare to talk back to herself, so angry that the whole person trembled, "Say, what kind of messy books have you read!" ”

"Queen Mother, why can't you trust me so much!" Zhu Yijun's drunkenness hadn't passed yet, and at this time, he was splashed with such a big basin of dirty water on his body, why wasn't he trembling with anger? "I am under the nose of the queen mother every day, what books can I read, not that you, Mr. Zhang and my eldest companion know? If you don't believe me, I'll ......."

Looking around, Emperor Wanli actually shouted as if he was ruthless: "Queen Mother, you can copy and inspect all this Qianqing Palace, and see what obscene words and songs I have hidden!" ”

Seeing that the mother and son were screwed, Zhu Yijun didn't hesitate to say anything, and even shouted out the words of copying and inspecting the Qianqing Palace, whether it was Zhang Jing or Zhang Cheng, they all realized that the matter was serious, and no one dared to let them continue to argue. The two exchanged opinions almost as quickly as possible, Zhang Whale glanced at the hint that there was an inconspicuous little chamberlain behind the Empress Dowager Li, seeing that she really slipped away quietly, obviously going to the celebrant to see if Zhang Hong could intercede with Feng Bao, if so, then ask the number one person in the ceremonial supervisor to come to the rescue, he breathed a sigh of relief, and Zhang Cheng quickly moved his knees to step forward, directly blocking in front of Zhu Yijun.

The steward of the Qianqing Palace, who has always been loyal to Zhu Yijun, kowtowed twice: "Queen Mother, the emperor went to Xiyuan today to relax, and sent the slave and maid back halfway, I heard that something happened there, but it was not what the Queen Mother said." Sun Hai's bold dog didn't know where to get a eunuch and asked him to sing a little song to confuse the emperor, but the emperor couldn't listen to those messy tunes, so he had to let the eunuch sing according to the arrangement of Ping Kouzhi, but the eunuch didn't know where the courage came from, and he actually stood up to the emperor, and the emperor was ......angry for a while."

"Breathless? The dignified son of heaven actually had a relationship with a eunuch, this is the result of reading and cultivating qi? Instead of dissipating her anger, Empress Dowager Li felt even more distressed and her liver hurt, pointing at Zhu Yijun and scolding, "Who told you to go to a place like Xiyuan to hang out?" That was the pure place where your ancestral temple cultivated immortals! ”

Although he hated Emperor Longqing so much that he was scared to death, and he never looked at his grandson, and even caused Emperor Jiajing, who had always been just a small man in Yuwangfu, Empress Dowager Li was still a little sensible after all, and she didn't sarcastically say that you also want to cultivate immortals, but changed her words and said: "Don't think that Zhang Cheng will believe it if you quibble for you, when I don't know that they are covering up for you!" If they hadn't concealed it, you would have been to Xiyuan so many times, how could someone report me today? ”

Zhu Yijun knelt there and clenched his fists, resentful to the extreme. Obviously, he was humiliated by a eunuch, but how did it reach the ears of the queen mother and become what is unclear between him and the eunuch? Let him know who is chewing his tongue behind his back, he has to kill him! However, just as he was secretly swearing, he unexpectedly heard a few words from the Empress Dowager Li that shocked him.

"Come on, let me go to the cabinet and ask Mr. Zhang to come over! Also, these guys dragged me down for twenty sticks, and then dismissed all the small ones, and Zhang Whale and Zhang Cheng sent them to the drum room! ”

If you want to say that Zhu Yijun is the most afraid person except for Empress Dowager Li, it is naturally Zhang Juzheng and Feng Bao. Especially when Zhang Juzheng sternly admonished him with a righteous face, he always felt a little breathless, and he swallowed all the requests that came to his lips. And what made him even more horrified was that his mother cleaned up these waiters around him, and even Zhang Cheng and Zhang Whale, who had been with him for the longest time and had been the stewards of the Qianqing Palace for five years, did not let go! At that moment, he almost wanted to rush forward and plead for mercy, but he caught a glimpse of the two in the line of sight all with nervous faces, shaking their heads slightly, and actually signaling him not to fight.

Where would Zhang Whale and Zhang Cheng not know where the drum room was. There has always been a guilty minister who was sent down to the past as a clean army, five per night, take turns to go to the Yuanwu Gate Tower to play the watch, from three o'clock to the fifth watch, according to the number of rattan drumming, sandalwood hammer hit the point, each more person upstairs, not allowed to bring a lamp, once the cold winter wax moon or wind and rain, a shift down can remove half a life!

But that saved at least one life. If Zhu Yijun went to plead with the Queen Mother for the sake of these two eunuchs, maybe they would not be driven to the drum room when they turned around, but directly killed with a cane!

PS: As usual, it will be a change (to be continued.) )