Nanxun Palace, dressed in a straight-necked ochre yellow robe, a jade red belt, soap boots, a straight head, and a usual dress - twenty-six-year-old Song Renzong Zhao Zhen, just came down from the front, and sat on the ground physically and mentally exhausted. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The great eunuch Shi Zhicong stood respectfully on the side, bent down slightly, and pinched Zhao Zhen's legs.

In the second year of Mingdao, Empress Dowager Liu E died of illness, and Zhao Zhen was in power. The previous era names, whether they are heavenly saints or Ming Dao, are all the meaning of the sun and the moon in parallel, and the two masters of the world.

So, at the beginning of the new year, Zhao Zhen changed the name of the year to "Jing You", Jing, is the beginning of the rising sun, the meaning of the first appearance of glory, he wants the world to suddenly open up. What a positive young emperor baby.

However, Zhao Zhen closed his eyes for a long time, and his mind came to mind, and there was wave after wave of noise and noise in the political affairs hall.

The two major supervisory bodies of the state: the Imperial Historical Observatory and the Zhiyuan Yuan, each has infighting.

Please make up for it, a group of people are at the peak of their literary talents, and the scene of the two groups of trolls foaming at each other, as well as sitting on the dragon chair, staring helplessly, watching these people attack each other, coming and going for a few hours, and must sit upright and hear Comrade Zhao Zhen, the emperor in the middle of the night.

The profession of emperor, Zhao Zhen worked hard with all his cultivation, and this point, his forty-two years in power and Danqing history will testify for him, however, he is not happy.

"It's not too early, let's rest early." The great eunuch Shi Zhicong had a young face, looked at Zhao Zhen's face cautiously, and suggested.

Zhao Zhen pressed his neck with his hand slightly, turned his neck and shoulders again, and sighed: "They sprayed me with foaming stars, you go and get water first, and give me a good wash." ”

As he spoke, Zhao Zhen looked helplessly at a large number of folds around him, and then took out another notebook, opened it with a wry smile, and read it.

It was the book "Journey to the West" written by Fang Zhongyong and printed by Yue Wenzhai - this book, which was also handed over with the supplementary evidence of the impeachment of Jiangnan and West Road for "privately setting up a printing workshop, vulgar and shallow" and other impeachments against the unfavorable supervision.

However, Comrade Zhao Zhen saw himself in the Tang Seng - a good person, a good person who received Confucian education since childhood, was gentle and compromised, lacked principles, but treated others generously and chattered.

The heaviness of sorrow and the lightness of fun are vividly reflected in this thin book.

What kind of person is this Fang Zhongyong? Is it like the Supreme Treasure?

Just thinking about it, the big eunuch next to him ran up to the palace again, and said with a helpless face: "Long live, Huang Ren in the Imperial History, the Imperial Shi Pang in the Imperial History Palace, the excerpt of the impeachment of the three envoys Fan Wei, the Prime Minister ordered me to send it to Long live." ”

Zhao Zhen suddenly had a feeling of wanting to get drunk and relieve his sorrows, he didn't say a word, and simply fainted neatly.

"Someone, pass on the imperial doctor, pass on the imperial doctor—"

The silver silk charcoal in the beast head charcoal basin has not been extinguished, but the Nanxun Hall has already been busy.

……

Fang Zhongyong carried the fat chicken and duck, boiled a large pot of fish soup, and burned a sultry firewood pile in the hot spring cave.

Wangcai was at his feet, turning around helplessly, and the snow wolf was lying on one side, restless.

Wangcai took a fat chicken in his mouth and arched it in front of the snow wolf, but the snow wolf seemed to not want to eat it at all.

Fang Zhongyong comforted Wangcai and Snow Wolf while staring at the firewood, waiting anxiously.

The southern entrance to the cave, which had been blown up once, was still full of magical realism, with wolf teeth and spines.

At this time, the wolves were already standing outside the cave on both sides, protecting the snow wolves waiting to give birth in the cave......

When the morning sun has not yet risen, the "ah-woo-" and "ah-woo-" that pierce the sky are loud and heroic.

Fang Zhongyong took the last wolf cub and happily placed it in front of the snow wolf, who tired and licked her children one by one.

Wangcai jumped and licked the snow wolf and the three wolf cubs, and walked around the hot spring cave, "Ahh

The wolves outside, hearing Wangcai's cry of joy, also got up together, wave after wave of joyful atmosphere.

Fang Zhongyong touched Wangcai's head, got up again, took the clay pot and took the fish soup, and put it in front of the snow wolf. The snow wolf hulahula, drink it all.

"Wangcai, congratulations, you're a father-" Fang Zhongyong looked at Wangcai, turned his head to look at the snow wolf, poured a bowl of fish soup for her, and said lovingly: "Sister Snow Wolf has worked hard, drink more, the milk is good-"

The newly-born little wolf cubs, before they opened their eyes, arched back and forth on the snow wolf's chest, and they were a mess. The snow wolf has been licking them lovingly, and Wangcai is lying on the side of the snow wolf, licking the snow wolf vigorously.

This warm scene gave Fang Zhongyong a feeling of relief and joy and self-pity in the face of happy children and grandchildren.

So, in the next month, the greatest thing Fang Zhongyong did was to serve his daughter-in-law and snow wolf in confinement. Hey, Fang Zhongyong, who is both a father and a mother, is not easy.

……

When the spring breeze was on the south bank of the Green River, Fang Zhongyong and Chai Lin had already embarked on a journey to Lushan Academy, the largest academy in Jiangning West Road, for a six-month listening period, preparing to participate in the journey of the township examination in the autumn of that year.

"Jiangnan is good, and the scenery is old. The sunrise river flowers are red, and the spring river is as green as blue. Can you not remember Jiangnan? "The spring breeze in March, brushing the cheeks, as if the naughty child's little hands brushed by, Bai Juyi's song, in the light and slow twist of the pipa girls, slowly pulled out the long tune.

The college's annual orientation party is indispensable for lyrics and entertainment.

It's just that this time, Fang Zhongyong and Chai Lin still have a bigger task.

When a group of female music pipa players finished singing "Jiangnan Good", it was time for Fang Zhongyong and Chai Lin to come on the show.

Fang Zhongyong looked at Chai Lin and gestured, are you ready?

Chai Lin played an OK posture in the spirit of playing with Fang Zhongyong.

Fang Zhongyong and Chai Lin together, made a long bow to the gentlemen, seniors and classmates of the academy, Fang Zhongyong stepped forward and saluted again: "Today, Chai Lin and I will tell you a passage, hoping to make you smile happily and live a better life from now on." The name of this book is "The Son of a Loser""

When the students heard this, they had a lot of fun at first. Everyone's face was filled with a smile that was either shy to sit down, or a bright dead face. There are only a few old pedants, with a blank face, and there is a feeling that they don't know how to read in the world of Buddhism, so strange.

Fang Zhongyong: Today is a good day.

Chai Lin: Yes.

Fang Zhongyong: When the school starts, the flowers are in the morning.

Chai Lin: That's good.

Fang Zhongyong: It can be said that it is a boundless spring, and the Haiyan River is clear.

Chai Lin: That's right.

Fang Zhongyong: It's the same every year, one year old and one day heavy. Only a great hero can subdue the tiger, and he is a true hero who surrenders to the dragon. Flowers are in February, spring is fragrant, the full moon is good, and the life expectancy is abundant.

Chai Lin: Okay, good words.

Fang Zhongyong: Come on, come on, let Chai Gongzi also say a few words.

Chai Lin: Okay, good. I wish ......

Fang Zhongyong: Wait a minute. Which hospital do you live in?

Chai Lin: What do you mean by which courtyard do you live in?

Fang Zhongyong: Look at this person who doesn't know how to tease, it's still Lichun Yuan, confess leniently, resist - also lenient. I'm kidding you.

Chai Lin: It's a joke.

Fang Zhongyong: On this occasion, you should speak in a grand manner.

Chai Lin: How should I say that?

Fang Zhongyong: I'll teach you.

Chai Lin: Brother, please speak.

Fang Zhongyong: I hope that the country and the people will be safe, the grains will be abundant, the greatness of life will be great, and death will be under the flowers......

There was a lot of laughter in the audience.

Chai Lin: Wait a minute, what do you mean to die under the flowers?

Fang Zhongyong: It's happiness.

Chai Lin: What is happiness? Brother, please speak......

Fang Zhongyong: Fortunately, auspicious and free from murder; Fu, wealth and longevity.

Chai Lin: Do you think this is the case?

As he spoke, Chai Lin looked at the gentlemen sitting in the banquet. Some of the old pedants nodded, some shook their heads, but they all smiled.

Fang Zhongyong: To put it simply, when people's desires are satisfied, it is called happiness.

Chai Lin: Oh. Are you satisfied?

Fang Zhongyong: I am on the road to no return.

Chai Lin: Huh? Can't get you back?

Fang Zhongyong: Work hard.

Chai Lin: Ah.

Fang Zhongyong: I'm a strong person.

Chai Lin: I can see it.

Fang Zhongyong: Actually, I've done everything over the years, and I've even done business~~~

Chai Lin: What kind of business?

Fang Zhongyong: The biggest deal is coal.

Chai Lin: That's not small.

Fang Zhongyong: Yes. From Bianliang City, Tokyo, thousands of miles away, get out the silver silk coal, and transport it to Shuzhou.

Chai Lin: Good guy, this must be paid for death.

Fang Zhongyong: At that point, I wondered, how can it be cheaper than me?

Chai Lin: Let's just say yes.

Fang Zhongyong: I just learned that this is the place of origin.

Chai Lin: That's right.

Fang Zhongyong: Hurry up and get coal from Shuzhou and transport it to Bianliang City, Tokyo.

Chai Lin: Okay, that's how you know these two places?

Fang Zhongyong: In those years, I couldn't be poor. I didn't even have a bed when I slept.

Chai Lin: Really?

Fang Zhongyong: Cover a horse cloth.

Chai Lin: Huh? What is this?

Fang Zhongyong: I can't sleep anything.

Chai Lin: That's insomnia.

Fang Zhongyong: Staring at the ceiling.

Chai Lin: I can't sleep.

Fang Zhongyong: Oh, I can't do it in a hurry.

Chai Lin: Think of an idea.

Fang Zhongyong: When you sleep, you have to count sheep.

Chai Lin: That's a solution.

Fang Zhongyong: A sheep, hum (purr purr————).

Chai Lin: Sleepy? Okay, you call it lack of sleep, you know?

Fang Zhongyong: From time to time, I want to go to Xiping Mansion on Qinfeng Road.

Chai Lin: Why are you going there?

Fang Zhongyong: Catch two bald Western Xia Tartars and go to Bianliang City to tour the streets.

Chai Lin: Huh. Are you going to catch tartars?

Fang Zhongyong: That's right.

Chai Lin: This can't be done.

Fang Zhongyong: Why?

Chai Lin: First of all, the Tartars and our Great Song Dynasty are still friendly neighbors, and secondly, the Tartars are murderous and bloodthirsty, are you old martial arts?

Fang Zhongyong: Practice martial arts every night.

Chai Lin: Amazing.

Fang Zhongyong: Not really.

Chai Lin: How do you practice?

Fang Zhongyong: (frowning) Go-wish-wish---wish-

There was a burst of laughter at the bottom, students, you know and I also know the expression, that's called a drunk, drunk. Fang Zhongyong and Chai Lin continued to carry out the cross talk business to the end in everyone's enthusiasm.

Looking at everyone's enthusiasm, Fang Zhongyong couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, this is Uncle Guo of the Great Song Dynasty, Brother Qian'er~

Of course, the big feelings and small abacus in his heart are also slowly advancing and advancing with this cross talk......