"Huh? What does it smell like? ”

An abrupt voice quietly appeared, and the three people who were eating chicken jumped in fright, and their faces changed greatly, that voice was so familiar, think about it, isn't that the voice of your mother-in-law? That's how it can be good. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Obviously, the two of them also heard it, and quickly picked up the bones on the ground, and the rest of the chicken was stuffed into their mouths, one bite for you, one bite for me, regardless of fat and thinness, and slammed into each other's mouths, not fat or stuffed.

In less than a moment, all the chicken skin entered the mouths of the three people, chewed it, swallowed it hard, and tears came out, Chen Yifan wanted to spit it out, it was so disgusting, he didn't dare.

Spit it out, was discovered by his mother-in-law, this pot has to be carried by him, think about it, only eat it is the safest, as for the bones, throw them all aside, quickly absorb them, and destroy the corpse.

After everything was done, the three of them wiped the oil stains from the corners of their mouths and felt that there was no problem, which was reassuring.

Sure enough, just after it was done, the mother-in-law arrived as scheduled, came quickly, a pair of beautiful eyes judged the three of them, and after circling around them, her nose moved sensitively, and she stayed on the three of them for a while, so scared that the souls of the three were gone.

Fortunately, the mother-in-law finally stopped in front of the old boy, and the slender jade pointed at the old boy: "Husband, did you steal the concubine's chicken?" ”

The old boy shook his head and opened his mouth to deny: "Madam, it's definitely not me, how do I know if you still have chickens?" ”

Raising his hands, with an innocent face, the mother-in-law obviously didn't believe him, the maid came out of the kitchen, leaned into the mother-in-law's ear and nagged a few words, the mother-in-law's eyes became playful, touching her chin and looking at the three of them with a smile.

This change made the hearts of the three of them sink in their hearts, and they were discovered and finished.

"Tell me, who did it?"

Chen Yifan lowered his head and eyebrows with foodies, and the autumn waves were secretly sent, with affection, leaving an old boy by his side, looking at the sky, shoes, and his wife, he was embarrassed.

"Husband, it can't be you, right?"

"No, absolutely not, ma'am, don't you know what a husband is like?"

The mother-in-law said angrily: "It's because I know that I asked you, I can trust others, but you, husband, can't believe it, you can recruit it from the truth." ”

It is said that the person who knows Xianggong best is his wife, and this sentence is true.

Look at it, my mother-in-law doesn't have to think about it, she knows who the culprit is, and Chen Yifan admires it.

"It's really not me this time, ma'am, I swear." Raise three fingers and swear with a serious face.

The mother-in-law pressed her hand: "Okay, pick up your set, think I don't know what you're thinking?" Swear? Do you think I'll still want to believe you? The last time you stole my black chicken, the last time you ate my favorite Wangcai, and the last time you ate the little white I worked so hard to find, which time didn't you swear. ”

Xiaobai, a rabbit raised by his mother-in-law, was unfortunately eaten by the old boy.

"Do I have one?" The old boy pretended to be stupid.

"Qingxiang, you can popularize it for the master." The maid came out, took out a small book, opened it and read: "In March of the second year of the Great Liang, the master spent a hundred taels of silver outside, stole a golden hairpin from his wife, and bought twenty taels of silver, which was not enough, and came back to steal a silver hairpin, a bracelet, and an earring, totaling one hundred and fifty taels, and he got one hundred taels of silver and lost fifty taels of silver." ”

"In April of the second year of the Great Liang, the lord fought with people in Huayue Building, spent thirty taels of silver, and because he had no money, he pressed a shop, and then redeemed it by the young lady."

"In May of the second year of the Great Liang, the old man fought with people on the street, destroying property for a total of twenty taels of silver, and in mid-May, he broke someone's leg and lost one hundred taels of silver."

"In June of the second year of Daliang, due to a fight, three inns were destroyed, and a total loss of one hundred taels of silver was lost."

"The ............ of July of the second year of the Great Liang."

"The two years of the beam ......."

"The girder ......."

Qingxiang read it out sentence by sentence, so scared that Chen Yifan didn't dare to speak out, there were only two words in his heart, "I rely on", this father-in-law went against the sky, it was all a loss-making transaction, and the silver went out in an uproar, and he was heartbroken when he heard it.

Almost once a month, sometimes twice, three times, my father-in-law is no wonder he has no friends, according to his character, some friends have also been offended by him.

What's even more terrifying is the fragrance, remember every word, to be able to become a maid next to your mother-in-law, not a simple person.

"Not so much, how does the old man know if you are not?" The old boy was about to refute, but his mother-in-law glared, and suddenly fell silent, not daring to say anything.

"Say it, don't say that the concubine doesn't give you a chance." The mother-in-law said cruelly: "If you say, in the next few days, our family will really be vegetarian." ”

Vegetarian, the blow of two words to the old boy, that is huge.

Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, dignified prince, how can he be vegetarian, no matter how poor he is, he is also a prince.

"Ma'am, I'm ......." Bow your head and admit it sadly.

"That's right, husband, knowing mistakes can improve a lot, you and I are not saints, who wouldn't make some mistakes? In the future, you should go out less and read at home. ”

"Ma'am, I'm ......." Reading at home, didn't that kill him?

"Do you have an opinion?" Glaring angrily, the old boy was quiet, not daring to fart, and his mother-in-law looked at Chen Yifan again, and said slowly: "Yifan, I heard that you are very good at business, I don't know if you have any way to increase your income to the palace?" ”

"Don't worry, there are still a few shops in the concubine's Luodu street, why not give you two, can you do it?"

A pair of eyes keep reminding, I only have two daughters, and when my daughter gets married, almost all of the things I have here are yours, helping me is helping yourself.

Chi Guoguo made it clear, I treat you as my own person, can you bear to look at your mother-in-law and I have no meat to eat? Even if you bear it, Zhen'er is your future wife, can you bear to let her be a vegetarian?

"Mother-in-law, this?"

"You don't want to?" The mother-in-law suddenly had a cold face and was murderous: "You look down on businessmen? Or don't you want us to eat meat? ”

How dare you, I didn't dare to give Chen Yifan a hundred dares, and waved my hand again and again: "No, no, I mean?" ”

"So you have an opinion?"

"No, I don't have an opinion, it's just ......."

"That's fine, it's just what, man, sometimes you have to be decisive, hesitant to be a man." My mother-in-law spoke harshly.

These words have come out, let Chen Yifan take it, refute it, say that he can't say his mother-in-law, fight, he doesn't dare, resist, isn't that looking for death? Do you see what happened to the old boy? With such a big example in front of him, Chen Yifan can't be stupid.

"I know, just?"

"Don't just do it, it's decided, you go to Zhen'er and Zhu'er to ask for the store, where can you go, rely on your own ability, Mrs. Ben is not free for the time being, so I won't talk nonsense with you."

Leaving the words behind, it doesn't matter if you agree or not, she turned around and left, not giving Chen Yifan a chance to speak at all.

The mother-in-law is gone, Chen Yifan is stupid, he can't help but suspect that the mother-in-law is just looking for the old boy by the way, and he is her purpose, so he is embarrassed to say it directly, follow the old boy to Chen Yifan's side, and bring up the matter together.

He is not embarrassed, and Chen Yifan can't refuse.

You stole my chicken, do something for me, shouldn't you? And it was not only them who were benefited, but also himself.

With a few birds in stone, Chen Yifan has no reason not to do it.

It just so happened that Chen Yifan's business in Lingzhou was hindered by the lack of shops, and it was difficult to enter Luodu, now it was good, the door was there, the backstage was there, and the signboard of Zhenxi Wangfu was released, who would dare to smash the field.

Thinking about it carefully, Chen Yifan found that his mother-in-law had already seen through it, and he didn't want to say it to his face, so he had to tell you to do it in this way.

It's not so much to help the palace find some income, but to promote Chen Yifan.

The old boy stroked his head, wiped his sweat, and complained to himself: "I'm scared to death, boy, you have to be serious, Madame has given an order, if you kid fails, the consequences will be handled by yourself." ”

"Oops, my head hurts." Just been counted, and instantly seemed to be a nobody, this mentality, Chen Yifan admitted, he couldn't do it.

Among the people he knows, only the old boy can be so broad, which is in line with the poem: pampering and humiliation, watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, going to stay unintentionally, and wandering with the clouds outside the sky.

A person who can achieve this level is actually a kind of success.

uses Tang Bohu's poem to fully show: The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it.

"Boy, work hard."

patted Chen Yifan on the shoulder, the old boy rolled up his sleeves, put them on the back of his head, and left in style.

Chen Yifan was stunned, some people, help you, don't need a reason, treat you as a relative, as a son, think of various ways to help you, and let you not feel any discomfort.

And some people, who harm you, can always think of various ways to torture you.

Human nature is different, the world is different.

"Foodies, you say, are they in the water in their brains?" After a while, no one answered, Chen Yifan looked back, I went, why did it change.

Running away, unable to run, the gang was held down to death, and a cold face approached: "It's you again?" ”

"Not me."

"Do you think I'm going to believe you?" Foodie, no, Zhu Zhen pulled Chen Yifan forward, the oil stains on his fingers kept wiping Chen Yifan's clothes, Chen Yifan cried in his heart, my silk.

Back in the room, Zhu Zhen threw down a sentence: "Let's start." ”

"Can you let me out, as the saying goes, that woman can't be kissed, and lonely men and widows in the same room will make people gossip." Chen Yifan continued to persuade.

"No more nonsense, castrated you."

This sentence is more serious than any threat, terrifying, secluded, Chen Yifan didn't think about it, and went straight to work and clean.