After thinking about it, it was necessary to keep a diary. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Although I am powerless, I still have to complain!

The great god of Fuxi gave us such artifacts, and promised that "you and others wear them in groups, one person is the emperor, and the rest of the people make meritorious contributions to the marquis, no problem"

I came here with these teasers in a hurry, fragrant cars and BMWs, and the life of beautiful women beckoning to us, but the reality is so cold!

said that I am the emperor, I am indeed the emperor, but this throne is not passed down by my Lao Tzu, it is not a succession, the monarchy is divinely granted, at least there is a tenable background, right? Well, it was actually drawn by lot!

No wonder a list of servants treated me like a snake, and I was a Mark Six in their eyes!

After more than a month in power, my back is cold every day, God, I will never call you father again, because you don't feel sorry for my grandson! It's okay if I'm a puppet, you are so peaceful and prosperous, I don't have the right to have a decent and carefree life, this is good, that day Liu Yilun, the secretary of the Ministry of War, reported: "Congratulations to Your Majesty!" ”

I thought to myself, what joy do I have? Could it be that I have arranged another family affair?

"Da Sima Chongsui led the Fifth Route Army to conquer Jiaodong, and the entire territory of Qingzhou actually returned to Your Majesty!" I can still be happy when I hear this, although this territory is not up to me in the end, but if you worship NB, you have to play the banner of Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu is also famous. But here's what's next:

"The puppet emperor Liu Gui refused to surrender, the city was ruined, and in order to show His Majesty's virtue, Da Sima asked for Liu Gui's son Liu Jia to be the Marquis of Jiaodong"

Of course, I TM know that if I don't seal it, how can it be my turn to have the final say, and I will gladly play it.

"Today, there is one less puppet emperor, and he is a powerful person, Liu Xuan, the first emperor of Chang'an, Liu Xiu of Hebei, and Gongsun Shu of Yizhou, Your Majesty will dominate the world just around the corner!"

I TM a mouthful of thick phlegm and wanted to spit in his face, but in the end I didn't just draw lots for the emperor, but I still bought it with these three!

People say that you are the Son of Heaven and hold the power of life and death, but I, the emperor, have found out in just one month that there are three forces within the "basin regime" that is known as my name.

The great Sima Chongsui, with 300,000 male soldiers, occupied Qingzhou. In addition, the generals of Jinan, such as the general Guo Fuzhi of Pingdi and the general Qiu Ping of Dangkou, have more than 100,000 men and horses, all of whom are controlled by Chongsui. There is no other reason, Da Sima's authority can't control the generals who go out to fight, but Chongsui is an old immortal and has made himself a general! The great general has the right to control the generals outside. Moreover, he can fight well and hold heavy troops, and the generals of Jinan do not dare to disobey. Chongsui is old and vicious, there are many henchmen in the court, and there are also minions in the forbidden palace, so I have to be careful in everything and be on guard everywhere.

Dasikong Liu Yu, the king of Liang, the soldiers of Huaiyang, the second son of Liu Ziyue and the soldiers of Liangdi, the two of them formed horns from each other to defend the capital of Chu from the west. Liu Yu's eldest son is Liu Yilun, the secretary of the Ministry of War, with strong ministers inside and heavy soldiers outside, his Liu family can be described as majestic. By the way, Liu Huizhen, the pseudonym of my queen, has been in the palace for a month, and I haven't even touched a single hair, and treats me like a class enemy, which is really as cold as winter. In addition to the routine greetings, serving food, it is difficult to take a step beyond Lei Chi, she is blind and beautiful like a fairy, every day is a cold face, that is, your father wants to be a national abbot in order to consolidate his position, and your beauty plan makes me happy. This Liu family, needless to say, I can't afford to offend.

The most difficult thing is that Lu Yan, the prince of this town, Da Situ, in front of the prime minister of the imperial court, asks me everywhere and all the time, but I have no room to refuse at all, of course, I don't dare to have space. I arranged for those teasers to cross with me, and the chief eunuch Gao Dehai reminded me three or five times that I should ask him for instructions, which shows the power of this goods.

There's something subtle that I'm stupid enough to notice. I married this cold sex named Liu Huizhen, and the ministers congratulated me before I got married, but there was no big Sima Chongsui's recital, so I was not embarrassed. Later, the Ministry of War, Uncle Liu Yilun asked for an order, and let Situ Luyan be the master of ceremonies, and Lu Yan wrote a strongly-worded letter, so that Sima Chongsui reluctantly congratulated him, Situ Luyan had no soldiers in his hands, but he could make Chongsui and Liu Yue, who had soldiers, value it so much. It's not easy!

I am sandwiched between these three forces every day, it is difficult to live, and I want to clear the world and become famous, isn't this a fantasy?! By the way, there are also these stupid pigs I brought with me, and I also tried my best to arrange them. I envy them, I don't need to change my name, unlike I still have to be called "Liu Penzi", is this Nima the name given by my father? Why isn't it called a urine jar?!

Wu Zhiping is a careful person, his mouth likes to make things difficult, but he has a good heart, so I let him and another little friend named Dang Hui take charge of the finances of the inner palace. Both of them are full-time positions, called household attendants, Dang Hui is stubborn and clever, Wu Zhiping is introverted and steady, and the palace finances are also okay.

The next ones are all flawed guys, and the first one is Sun Long! This man is tall and big, but he is obscene, there is no comparison between lying and fart, and he stutters when he is in a hurry. The pickled girl is unparalleled in the world, and she can't find anyone who works hard. It's a little good.,Good physique.,Taekwondo played well before the crossing.,This crossing has also been upgraded.,The guards of the inner palace are not his opponents together.,This thing was strongly requested to manage the harem.。 I said, "Now there are seven or eight ugly girls caught by the people in the harem, and you want to go too?" ”

"That... That.. No, what about the Queen? ”

"I'll fuck your uncle! I haven't gotten it yet! ”

With this character, I don't worry about what I want him to do, so I simply arrange for an emperor to accompany him, and he will follow him wherever I go, just torture me with that hot IQ every day.

Next, Zhao Chunyang, I always say, his name sounds good, but it doesn't mean well. "You said that you will be blind every day with a long mouth, you speak more than me, who is the emperor, but the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, and your height is more than eight feet in vain, you should be called Zhao Stupid Sheep!" In the end, I created a position for him, called PR! said that it was public relations, and if it was okay, he would be with Sun Longpao, and there was no difference between it and his relatives. However, after three or five days, I have to go to Wu Zhiping and Dang Hui to ask for public relations fees! Why is he so shameless!

The great god appeared, nicknamed "Guanren" before the crossing, and a huge birthmark on his face, after the crossing, he was still there! His name is Zhang Xu, and he was everyone's laughing stock before he crossed, but this time I have the power to force the household department to register and change his name! It's called Zhang Jiuri! How domineering this name is, it is more ruthless than seven times in one night. He always liked to study military affairs before, so I simply said, "Nine days, since you are obsessed with soldiers and horses, I will be under your control of the one hundred and eighty guards in the inner palace!" "Summoned, soldiers.

The last one, called Dou Xuebing, I don't like this person very much, he always hides his own thoughts, and his shrewdness and calculation are incomparable. He himself shouted that he wanted to take care of the construction and engineering of the inner palace, and I saw that his temperament as a small bag foreman was also in line with it, so I agreed to him.

Just these bastards, it seems that the external troubles and internal worries have nothing to do with them, just in the past few days, because of the new treasure, the expansion of the palace has been turned upside down, and their own people have eaten dogs.