Secretary Xiao (4)
The apartments where military cadres live will be constantly adjusted according to the changes in the cadres' positions, and what kind of houses cadres live in at what level. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Xiao Yongfu adjusted the housing several times in the agency, and Liu Fu asked Xiao Yongfu to choose the first floor, and the first floor can generally be selected, because there are not many young people who want to live on the first floor. Liu Fu thinks that living on the first floor can plant a few green onions and garlic plants in the open space in front of and behind the building. Later, the open space in front of and behind the dormitory of the organ cadres became a lawn, and she raised a few loofahs and gourds in flower pots on the small indoor balcony.
Xiao Yongfu is about to retire, but he is still his administrative secretary, and the food and drink have long been stopped for the cadres, and the task of calling the team has also been handed over to the young secretary to do. He is not very suitable for just looking at the parking lot every day, going around the detachment, checking hygiene, and grasping safety, this kind of work that only moves his mouth and does not make any effort, and often asks Director Qi in the office to ask for tasks.
When Xiao Yongfu was first transferred to the organ, when the cadres went on a business trip, they had a small package, and when they came back, it was a small package, and after eating a meal in the army, they had to pay two cents and four taels of food stamps, and there was no such thing as anyone giving gifts to whom. Later, there was a change in the cadres' business trips, the empty bags when they went out, the full of things when they came back, the small bags when they went out, and the big bags when they came back, and when some leaders came back from a business trip, they also asked Xiao Yongfu to arrange for soldiers to go into the terminal building and the railway platform to pick them up, otherwise they would not be able to finish the things they brought back.
Xiao Yongfu doesn't go on business all year round, he was afraid that Liu Fu would be unbalanced when he saw that others always brought things home, so he said to her indifferently, don't look at them coming back from a business trip to bring so many things, in fact, it is also dangerous to go out often, and the compensation fee that falls off when you take a plane is not enough for a happy event when your wife remarries. Liu Wu said to Xiao Yongfu, you don't have to comfort me, I don't blush, who brought something back from outside, there are rice and white flour polenta and pork and cabbage stewed vermicelli at home, and I don't have anything else.
Liu Wu did not give Xiao Yongfu a few girls and sons, the policy changes with the situation, this is a normal phenomenon, some people do not understand the often changing policy, one of them is a whining smooth mouth called: "I just learned, and I can't say it right; I just said that it didn't change, and I put down the file again. "At the beginning, Liu Wu was also a little confused about the national family planning policy. When he and Xiao Yongfu got married, there was no limit to having children. When having the first child, it is advisable for a couple to have two children. When the son was two years old after he was born, and he was about to have a second child, the only child became the only choice for the families of military cadres to have children.
Xiao Yongfu said: "It's good to have a child, let's feed it scientifically to ensure quality." ”
Xiao Yongfu and his family are diligent and thrifty in life, and they are careful in their calculations, and the children are fed "concentrate feed". As a result, in Xiao Yongfu's words, "a grain of rice was planted and a weed grew." ”
Xiao Yongfu's son is called Xiao Xiaohu, when Xiao Xiaohu was young, it was when Xiao Yongfu was busy doing good things for everyone, whose children wanted to go to a better kindergarten or a better school, as long as they found Xiao Yongfu, Xiao Yongfu would actively help to run, and sometimes carrying a bag of rice and two barrels of soybean oil could get things done. As a result, in the end, he fertilized other people's land and wasted his own fields, but Xiao Xiaohu didn't take care of his own learning.
Xiao Xiaohu was dissatisfied with many things when he grew up, first of all, he was dissatisfied with his name, and felt that the name "Xiao Xiaohu" was vulgar and uncreative, the four-legged little tiger was protected, and the two-legged Xiao Xiaohu was rare. After graduating from vocational high school, he changed several workplaces, either because he didn't get much money here, or because he was tired of working there, so he frequently changed jobs. If the donkey of the production team jumps ship, it can also whip it a few times, Xiao Xiaohu jumps ship, Xiao Yongfu is angry, there is no way at all.
Xiao Yongfu sometimes sulks in his own life: I don't know what young people are thinking in their minds now, you say that you create these new terms, like "handsome", "cool", and there is nothing wrong with replacing these old words with "good" and "wonderful", and some of the new terms created are simply incomprehensible, and they don't know what they mean.
When his son talked about his third girlfriend, Xiao Yongfu asked him what a girl does.
"Knife shaved noodles!" The son said absentmindedly.
Xiao Yongfu was a little anxious, and shouted: "Why did you talk about a cook again this time?" ”
The son got impatient and said, "What are you shouting?" What is a cook? People are beauticians. ”
Another time, a friend of Xiao Xiaohu came to his house to play with him in a newly purchased "Santana" car. After the man left, Xiao Yongfu asked Xiao Xiaohu: "Your friend is a restaurant delivering food?" ”
Xiao Xiaohu was unhappy: "Who said he was delivering food?" ”
"I saw a piece of paper pasted on the back glass of his car, on which were written the words 'meat and buns, please take care'."
Xiao Xiaohu glared at Lao Tzu and said unhappily: "The new driver is driving a run-in car, and he runs relatively slowly, so it's called 'meat and bun', how can it be a food delivery, where are you going!" ”
Listen, that's not right.
Xiao Yongfu snorted with his nose and said to his son dissatisfiedly: "I think you can create any new words in the future?" Don't change 'into the kitchen' to 'go to the bathroom'! ”
In the past two years, the two of them have always been fighting, Xiao Yongfu thinks that his son is not angry, his academic performance is not good, he is not admitted to a good school, and he is not doing well after he has a job. Xiao Xiaohu felt that Lao Tzu had no ability, and he would only be an administrative secretary for the rest of his life, if he hung up on something like Lao Tzu, he would have entered the military academy early, at least get a junior college or undergraduate diploma.
Both sides have gas in their stomachs, and there is no good face when they meet, and some of the words that the two people say after meeting do not seem to come out of their mouths, but as if they are fired from the barrel of a gun.
The U.S. wars in Libya and Iraq have long ended, and the war in Xiao Yongfu's house is still going on.
After getting off work in the afternoon of this day, Xiao Yongfu went to the canteen to buy steamed buns, and as soon as he entered the door of the canteen, he saw Director Qi in the office already sitting there and eating. He didn't know what he was happy about today, with a bowl of rice, two stir-fried vegetables, and a bottle of beer in front of him.
"Secretary Xiao, come here!" Director Qi also saw Xiao Yongfu and beckoned to him, and Xiao Yongfu hurriedly walked over.
Most of the beer in front of him had been drunk, Director Qi's face was red, and he said to Xiao Yongfu with a snort of wine: "This high-tech knowledge training class allows the office to participate in the study alone, I think it is now for you to be more leisurely, ready to let you go." ”
Xiao Yongfu is active by nature, and has been doing administrative management work for a long time, usually reading books and skins, reading newspapers and reading questions, what he is most afraid of is to sit down and study, as if he has been sitting for a long time, nails will grow on the chair, and his butt hurts. Sometimes, the cadres were arranged to study, and he had to go out to pee and smoke at least twice and smoke three times in half a day before he could last four hours.
As soon as he heard Director Qi say that he should let him study, Xiao Yongfu was anxious. When he was still the deputy secretary of the regiment, it became a common practice for cadres of organs to study and improve their academic qualifications, and Xiao Yongfu was no exception; I don't know how many brain cells were exhausted, and it took others two years and three years for him to get a correspondence college degree from the Central School.
Xiao Yongfu stammered to the director and said, "Director, look at me, I'm so old, what kind of habits do I have to learn!"
Director Qi took another sip of beer and said, "You are just in your fifties, even if you are old, you don't study?" Look at what is playing on the TV, the head of the Central Committee is still listening to the lectures of experts at the age of sixty or seventy! ”
"The chief is the chief, am I not a little secretary!"
Director Qi took another bite of food and said: "The chief has a high level and insists on learning, and the secretary should learn even more, you are not a little secretary, you are an old secretary, and the old secretary must continue to improve, and you will have to exert your residual heat in your work in the future!" ”
Xiao Yongfu smiled bitterly and said: "Director Qi, look at me now, where is there any residual heat, I can only say that there is still residual heat in the body." ”
Director Qi's eyes were a little red, and the alcohol began to work. He drank all the wine in the cup, and said a little unhappily: "Secretary Xiao, now there are few staff in the organ, and there is a pit on the top of a turnip, and your current work task is not heavy, if you are not even willing to participate in such a thing as studying, you can ask for dismissal or early retirement." ”
Xiao Yongfu's face also turned red, of course he wasn't drinking. He and Director Qi, one was chewing the rice in his mouth, and the other was chewing the leader's words, one person's stomach was slowly full, and the other's head gradually rose.
Back home, Xiao Yongfu hung his head.
Liu Wu was angry and funny, and asked Xiao Yongfu: "I asked you to buy steamed buns, why did you bring a few buns back?" ”
Xiao Yongfu said dejectedly: "The director wants me to go to the study class, and I am dizzy. ”
Xiao Xiaohu gloated on the side, and thought to himself: "I also said that I don't like to study, aren't you the same, this time I will also let you taste the taste of sitting down and studying again." (To be continued.) )