The time of the year is in the spring, and the day is in the morning, so Wang Shu got up at the dawn of the day, in fact, it was not his intention, but he drank too much soup before going to bed at night and was awakened by urine. www.biquge.info In order to avoid being embarrassed by the two maidservants of Chunxing and Chuxia, he refused their help and had to dress himself. Speaking of these two handmaidens, they are no one else, they are the two handmaidens that his grandmother arranged to take care of him before, and his grandmother saw that he only remembered Chunxing, Chuxia, Cangsan and Cangba, so she sent these four people over to serve him.

Who knew that when he did it himself, he found that the clothes of the Han Dynasty were much more complicated than the costumes of killing Matt in the 21st century. In order to avoid the appearance of underwear and other situations, Wang Shu had to turn into an archaeological expert, spending about half an hour studying the function and matching of clothes, and desperately recalling in his mind how the maidservant girl dressed herself yesterday. When he finally completed the dressing business independently, what he was waiting for was the contemptuous eyes of the two maidservants. That's right, contempt.

I saw Chun Xing and Chu Xia come forward, and while taking off the clothes that Wang Shu had finally put on, his mouth was not idle: "Second son, it's okay to wear the middle coat backwards, remember not to leave the left in the future, otherwise it will be another good fight." Wang Shu realized that he was too much of a failure, obviously in high school he had learned the knowledge of the right and the left, that is, the left of the front placket is the right side, which is the orthodox dress of the Han people, and the right side of the front placket is the left side, which is the standard attire of ethnic minorities.

At the same time, Wang was saddened to find that when the two maidservants redressed themselves, they turned a blind eye to the small tent that had been erected under their crotch. I don't know that these two Han Dynasty flowers and bones have not yet reached puberty, do not know about personnel, or have problems with the development of their "little brother", at this time, Wang Shu hopes for the former.

In order to improve his authority in front of Chunxing and Chuxia, show his noble status, in fact, more importantly, in order not to lose more face in front of the two little girls, Wang Shu still categorically refused the continued service of the two maids, and decided to take Cang San and Cang Ba two slaves and maids outside before breakfast.

This was the first time Wang Shu had gone out after being reborn, and although he had already prepared in his heart, he was still taken aback when he came to the street. Although Wang Mang's family is not in Chang'an at present, but in his fiefdom Xindu, but no matter what, it is also a marquis, what Wang Shu did not expect is that this new capital is completely different from the city in his impression in later generations. And in the corner of the wall can also see something similar to the watchtower in the later generations, and I asked Cangsan and Cangba to know that this is Luli (1). There is only one door in Luli, and there are strict rules on the opening and closing times, Wang Xu couldn't imagine that people in ancient times used to be like squatting in prison at night.

In any case, the roads in the new capital were much wider than the alleys that could only pass one car in later generations, so Wang decided to get up early to make a round. So he walked in front with his back hand, Cang San and Cang Ba followed on both sides, because they had already known that the second son had lost his memory, so when they saw what Wang Shu was interested in, they would take the initiative to introduce him without waiting for him to open his mouth. It's just that when they pass by a lonely house, they see that the perimeter of the wall is about 3 or 40 meters, and the height is close to 3 meters, close to the perimeter of the house. The two slaves didn't introduce anyone at this time, but just urged Wang Shu to hurry up, which made him wonder.

So Wang Shu stopped, and when he walked to him, he smelled a smell of, could it be that this is someone's toilet, there must be a lot of people in this house, but I don't understand why the toilet is covered on the street. Cangsan and Cangba saw that Wang Shu didn't stop, so they had to come back and say to him: "This is the capital toilet (2), if the son wants to go to the toilet, please go to the toilet as soon as possible, and later turn the toilet upside down, the smell is really bad at that time." ”

This surprised Wang Shu, who did not expect that the Western Han Dynasty actually had a public toilet, you must know that from 1650 to 1900, the Manchu politics touted by countless people, not to mention other places, is that their capital does not even have a public toilet, and the street corner walls are full of "golden towers" and "water maps".

When Wang was about to "investigate" the toilet in the Han Dynasty, a wild dog suddenly ran out of the inside, probably disgusted that the three of them disturbed his breakfast. As soon as Cang San and Cang Ba saw it, one protected Wang Shu, and the other volunteered to go up and fight the wild dogs. Wang Xu didn't want any accidents, so he shouted: "Run!" Then he dragged the two men and fled in embarrassment.

When he ran out of breath, Wang Shu stopped. At this time, Cangba asked him: "Childe, why did you take the two of us to escape?" It is estimated that Cangsan is relatively straight, so he didn't know what Wang Shu said, so he replied for him: "The son is timid and afraid of dogs." "Wang Shu can see it, he is despised by Chunxing and Chuxia in the matter of dressing, they are two little Lori, our big men don't have the same knowledge as them, but if they are looked down upon by Cangsan and Cangba, then they really can't mix these days.

So Wang Shu pointed at Cangsan and Cangba, regardless of whether these two people could understand or not, he opened his mouth and said: "Didn't I say you two, but embarrassed to say that I am afraid of dogs?" If you can beat a dog, it only means that you are stronger than a dog; If you have a tie with a dog, then you are like a dog; If you lose, you're not even as good as a dog. So I'm thinking about you, and dare to say I'm afraid of dogs? Besides, I came out early in the morning, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, and I fought with the **** dog, isn't it disgusting? ”

Even if Cang San and Cang Ba followed Wang Shu in the new capital for a while, if he didn't say a few words and explained with gestures and the like, he would be able to communicate smoothly. But after this call, Cang San and Cang Ba could only listen to it half understood and half confused.

Seeing the expressions of Cang San and Cang Ba, Wang Shu was very satisfied, and then said, "Go home." And he put up his head with his hands behind his back, and pretended to be proud, and went home. As I walked, I cheered myself up, and my mouth kept breaking thoughts: I am different from others, it is not me who is wrong but the world I came to, and what I say is true wisdom. When I came to the door of my house, I suddenly realized that I was talking about the "diagnostic criteria for secondary two diseases" that were circulating on the Internet. Oh my God, wouldn't he become the second middle school boy in Wang Mang's family?

(1) In ancient towns, there were walled residential areas, and the gates were guarded by special personnel.

(2) Metropolitan toilets: public toilets, developed in the Han Dynasty, have been managed by special personnel.