182, the trust of the soft girl
Niu B's sister Xu Huang put on a posture of wanting to dismantle Monkey Wei Zhongdao, and Sun Yu knew that she was just bluffing. Although Niu B's expression is stinky, Niu B's voice is baked, but she is actually a very kind and soft-hearted girl, and it is impossible to abuse small animals, it is estimated that Monkey Wei Zhongdao found that Niu B's sister was a good person to get along with her with her keen intuition, so he wanted to be friends with her.
However, Cai Yan didn't know Niu B's sister's real surname, she thought that Xu Huang was really angry, and apologized repeatedly while protecting her monkey.
Sun Yu walked to the middle with a smile and said: "Forget it, forget it, it's a trivial matter, Gongming girl, go back and rest early, aren't you tired of the battle?" In the middle of the night, there is also leisure to play with monkeys. ”
Niu B's sister raised her head and said to Sun Yu with her nostrils: "You always protect Cai Yan's monkey, and last time too, do you want to help her?" ”
"Dizzy, how can I not help you, so let's do it, I'll go and hit the monkey in the palm of five hands, which is considered a punishment, so it's okay, right?" Sun Yu said facelessly and skinlessly.
Such an unreliable punishment method, Sun Yu never thought that Niu B's sister would agree, but she didn't expect her to nod and say very seriously: "Okay, just deal with it like this!" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Cai Yan: "......"
The two thought to themselves: After doing it for a long time, you take a big axe and shout to kill, and finally hit the palm five times, this is a typical thunder and rain.
So Cai Yan held down the monkey, Sun Yu broke a small branch on the tree next to him, and there were two yellow leaves on the branch, and gently slapped the monkey with five palms, and then preached to it for a long time not to steal or anything, and I don't know if the monkey can understand it. When he slapped the palm of his hand, Sun Yu found out that Wei Zhongdao was actually a female monkey, this perverted world, it doesn't matter if the generals become women, Wei Zhongdao becomes a monkey and is also a mother, this buddy is really tragic.
After teaching the naughty monkey a lesson, Sun Yu and Niu B's sister left the pavilion and walked on the way back to the house.
"Sister Gongming, I think you don't live in the tree house, if you continue to live, you will really become a monkey's playmate." Sun Yu sighed.
Niu B's sister snorted twice and said: "We have lived in trees and grass since we were children, and we are not used to living in a beautiful house, only a tree house is suitable for me." ”
Sun Yu Khan: "But...... What should you do if you get married in the future? Let your man climb the tree house with you? ”
Niu B's sister raised her head and snorted coldly: "How can there be a man in this world who is worthy of me Xu Huang, I want to be single for the rest of my life." ”
Dizzy, you can't say this in front of a man, how can you embarrass me. Although Sun Yu didn't think about marrying Niu B's sister, he couldn't help but respond to such words, he pointed to his nose depressedly and said, "I'm not worthy of a martial arts skill?" ”
Niu B's sister glanced at him and snorted: "Although you are powerful, you may not be able to beat me, of course you are not worthy of me!" ”
Sun Yu thought depressedly: Isn't this world respected by women? Why does Niu B girl have this peculiar idea that a woman must marry a man who can beat herself? This should be an idea that only exists in a world where men are inferior to women.
I only heard Niu B's sister continue: "When I was very young, one day my mother and my father quarreled, and my mother had a bad temper, so she used the 'Axe King' in a fit of anger and killed my father by mistake...... The kind mother regretted it, and after entrusting me to a relative, she committed suicide to pay for my father's life! ”
Silk! Sun Yu gasped when he heard this.
Niu B girl continued: "I also know that I have a strange temper, hum, in order to prevent this kind of thing from happening again, I must marry a person who can beat me, and even if I use the Axe King at that time, I will not kill him by mistake, if I can't find it, I will live alone." Got it? ”
Cough! I get it! Niu B girl, you are so good! As soon as you say this, my brother really doesn't dare to talk to you, in case he accidentally becomes a relative to you, you use the "Axe King" to kill your husband, this is not a joke. Sun Yu secretly wiped a cold sweat, and after sending Niu B's sister back to the tree house, he hurriedly went back to the house to sleep.
Early the next morning, the melodious sound of the piano sounded again, the sound of the piano was refreshing and refreshing, and it made people feel very comfortable, Sun Yu knew that Cai Yan was playing the piano for everyone again, and couldn't help but smile and get dressed. It seems that Cai Yan is a little embarrassed to be a mixed eater, always thinking of doing something for everyone, such a sister Sun Yu is not annoying. It's a good thing to be grateful, if you eat someone else's, use someone else's, but you don't think about paying at all, no one will like such a person.
Sun Yu walked out of the backyard and walked to the front yard, only to see that there were already many people busy in the front yard, and a group of scribes and officials were running around with the official documents submitted from all over the country. There was a row of bookkeepers in the courtyard, who were crackling and calculating, and it seemed that they were counting the harvest of this autumn harvest.
From time to time, someone ran through the hall and shouted: "Yuyang County, pay tribute to 2,843 stones...... Zhuoxian, 2,675 stone of tribute grain......" As soon as the sound of reporting the number fell, a row of account rooms hurriedly picked up a pen and recorded it in the account book, and then the abacus beads rang again. Looks like he's too busy!
When Sun Yu saw this meeting, he was immediately overjoyed, and thought: I am good at this, I have to do it next. People Cai Yan's sisters always want to do something, I can't eat white food at the soft girl's house.
He rushed to the scene with an arrow, grabbed the account book of a bookkeeper and began to look at it, the bookkeeper was startled, and when he saw that it was Sun Yu, he said repeatedly: "General Sun...... You're a general, and you don't have to do this kind of chores. ”
"Hey, what's wrong with the general? I can settle the country with my culture, and I can fix the country with my martial arts, and I can still do the things that settle accounts. Sun Yu didn't care about 3721, he grabbed the account book and called nm01 scanning, and in less than a few minutes, the account book was counted, and he grabbed the account books of several account clerks next to him and started to work.
Sun Yu didn't want to be a little white face and eat for nothing, but when he made this move, he suddenly suffered from the ledger of the yard, and in less than a few dozen minutes, the account books of all the people in the yard were robbed by Sun Yu, nm01 completed the work of dozens of ledger clerks without much effort, and after calculating, Sun Yu still asked unsatisfied: "So it's gone?" Do you still have a ledger? Take another seven or eight hundred copies and take a look! ”
The courtyard was suddenly silent, and a white-bearded bookkeeper said with a pale face: "General Sun only took this short time to finish dozens of account books...... With General Sun...... What's the use of me waiting? Forget it when the old man is dead! ”
The other bookkeepers were all silent, and a few said dryly: "General Sun is talented, sure enough, Wen can Anbang, Wu can set the country, I will wait for this to roll up and leave...... No face to stay here anymore. ”
Khan, I'm not here to rob you of your jobs, Sun Yu Khan!
At this time, an ordinary-looking middle-aged woman walked out of the side hall, looking about forty years old, her body exuded a green light, and the two big characters "governing the people" above her head floated high in the air, reflecting the entire Beiping City. As soon as Sun Yu saw her like this, he guessed that she was Liu Yu's daughter Liu He.
Liu He smiled at the gentlemen in the account room: "Don't go, General Sun is joking with you, he has a lot of important things to do, how can he come to rob you of your jobs." As soon as Yuan Shao came to the war, General Sun was about to go to the battlefield, and he was counting on the bookkeepers to help him do a good job in logistics. ”
As soon as Liu He said this, the emotions of the accounting gentlemen settled down, and everyone stared at Sun Yu with admiration but a little fear, thinking: This guy is so good at settling accounts, admire! I'm afraid that he will come to steal our jobs!
Sun Yu smiled bitterly, Liu He came over and grabbed Sun Yu's sleeve and said, "General Sun, what are you playing with the bookkeepers in this courtyard, hurry up and go to the lobby, the official documents in the master's hand are piled up, and there are things for you to do." ”
Sun Yu followed Liu He into the lobby, only to see that the soft girl had already come, she was sitting in the middle of the lobby to deal with government affairs, a large pile of files were thrown on her right hand, and a large number of military intelligence letters were thrown on her left hand. Seeing Sun Yu coming, the soft girl's face was peachy, and she smiled: "Xunzhen, come and help me see these things, let's go to the boundary bridge, and the official documents in Beiping have piled up." ”
It's not easy to be a lord, will you die after reading all these things? Sun Yu had a headache.
The soft girl blushed and said, "Seeking the truth, don't you have a martial arts skill called 'shorthand'?" Write down all these messy files, go back and pick up some important ones and tell them to me slowly, needless to say if they are not important, so as to save me a headache when I look at them. ”
Yo, this is a good way, Sun Yu thought to himself: But if you do this, wouldn't I cut off your source of information...... Sweat! The eunuch dictatorship that many dynasties in later generations had seemed to come out in this way, and the chapter presented to the emperor was because it had to pass the eyes of the great eunuchs first, so the emperor could not know what the great eunuch did not want the emperor to know.
Sun Yu wiped his sweat wildly, brother is not a eunuch, and brother doesn't want to be a soft girl! He hurriedly excused himself: "That's not good, that ...... It's better to see these military situations in person......"
The soft girl glanced at him with slight disgust, and said softly: "Are you worried about dictatorship?" Don't think I can't see it! She smiled softly and said, "It's not been a year or two since I managed the Gongsun family, I don't know what you are worried about, but ...... Seeking Truth ...... I believe in you, so I can leave this matter to you with confidence, even if you hide some military intelligence information and don't tell me, I believe that you are for my good! ”
At this, she paused, and said in a voice as small as a mosquito, "What if I get pregnant one day...... My sister also happened to be pregnant with me...... Unable to manage the affairs of the Gongsun family...... These things are up to you. ”
But,Soft girl is a person who understands.,And ...... Thinking about the pregnancy in advance, Sun Yu picked his head, if he still shirked at this time, he would be a bastard, so let's do it.
He grabbed a military intelligence letter on his left hand and lazily opened it, allowing NM01 to be stored in the database. Out of curiosity, Sun Yushun looked at it, and suddenly jumped up in shock, only to see that the letter read: "A few days ago, Dong Zhuo's generals Guo Yan and Li Dao sent troops to Xiliang to attack Xiliang Ma Teng, and were easily defeated by Ma Teng's daughter Ma Chao. Dong Zhuo then decided to increase his troops to Xiliang...... No further information is available at this time. ”
(To be continued)