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"My old lady has a kind heart, give you a chance to reincarnate, hurry up and say, where do you want to go? Hey hey ......"

The old lady's teeth were about to fall out, her face was full of wrinkles, and she grinned, like a blooming chrysanthemum, and she opened her mouth to say inexplicable words.

As a party to the strange incident, Chen Yang had a chill on his body.

"Old lady, please make trouble, judging from your complexion, you are fine, can you stand up first, I am in a hurry!"

Leaving this sentence, Chen Yang raised his feet and was about to leave.

"Smack!"

Unexpectedly, the old lady who seemed to be thin made a quick move.

Self-assured that he has a good skill, he has been fighting in groups since he was a child, growing up playing with bricks, hitting the air with both fists, his legs are invincible, he has received personal advice from many good hands on the road, he is an iron cloth shirt, his fist is a dragon palm, and he is born with Lingbo micro-step on his feet, and he runs up and races Chen Yang who has raced motorcycles. This time, it turned out to be a move. The old lady's chicken-like hand tightly grasped the veins of the wrist.

"Hehe...... where are you going?"

A sharp pain came, and where Chen Yang's wrist was pinched, there was a crisp sound of "cluck, cluck". I didn't expect that this chicken skin is chicken bones, and the dry little paws, like iron tongs, have such an evil energy. He didn't doubt at all that if he pinched it any longer, his iron fist would soon be useless.

The old lady's harmless and bright expressions make her feel terrible no matter how you look at it.

"It hurts, it hurts, it's going to break, it's light, it's going to break, tap ......, old lady, I'm not going anywhere, I just want to make a call, I want to call 120......"

A trace of cold sweat broke out on Chen Yang's head, and he shouted in his heart that he was unlucky, go to his 120, Lao Tzu wants to call 110, this old lady, what is the way to go?

Over the years, Chen Yang has always believed that he is one of the unluckiest people in the world.

On the first day of his birth, the midwife "accidentally" threw him in the trash and let him stay with leftovers, dead cats and dogs, glass slags, broken plastic bags and other messy things for a day and a night. According to his mother, when the police and his family found him, they saw a large swarm of ants and were building to carry him away.

When I was three years old, I went to the market with my grandfather. The road was very narrow, there was a small river next to the road, and he, together with his grandfather, was "accidentally" squeezed into the river by an old lady carrying a large bag of things. Grandpa came up with a bicycle on his shoulder, but he floated in the river for a day and a night. According to his grandfather, when the police and his family found him, he was about to float to the mouth of the sea, and a large group of leeches were throwing a feast, ready to suck him dry.

When he was seven years old, a group of monkey tricksters came to the village, and they performed for a night. There was an old lady in the monkey group who gave Xiao Chenyang some candy for no reason, and Xiao Chenyang fainted and was taken away. The villagers worked with the police for a day and a night. According to his father, when the family found him, he was being put in a sack and a group of monkeys were throwing all sorts of things at him in preparation for him to be buried alive.

When I was twelve, I caught a nest in the woods with a group of friends and accidentally stabbed a hornet's nest. A swarm of hornets chased him and his friends into chaos. Chen Yang ran and ran, and an old lady appeared out of nowhere, stretched out her legs and tripped him, so that he was planted in the deep well of the village with one heel, and held it for a day and a night. According to the villagers, when the villagers called the fire brigade and dug him out, a large number of snakes were juggling on him, ready to swallow him.

At the age of eighteen, he had just entered college and came to the city for the first time. One night, I came out of an Internet café with a few roommates and passed by a residential building. Unexpectedly, an old lady upstairs "accidentally" threw down a large flower pot, which was not biased or oblique, and was smashing it on his head, leaving him in a coma for a day and a night. According to his roommates, when he woke up, he was covered in layers of bandages, vying to show his blood-stained demeanor, ready to let him hang up.

At a young age, he encountered so many unfortunate things, and every unlucky thing was to kill him. What's even worse is that if you don't die, you won't die, and there will be a blessing after you don't see it. From the perspective of age, there is a little rule in the matter of being cheated. He is twenty-five years old this year, and according to the above number of pits, this year, it is a bit unusual.

Today's weather is good, Chen Yang got up early in the morning, ate a few fritters, rode an electric car, wore headphones and hummed songs, and went to work slowly. When he came to an intersection, an old lady came out of nowhere, impartial, and crashed into his electric car. The old lady's small body actually knocked him out with the electric car.

After the crash, Chen Yang grinned in pain, but the old lady smiled and stood in place, looking okay at all. After waiting for a while, the old lady's eyes rolled, and she didn't know what she thought, her body like a firewood stick sat on the ground quickly, humming in a troubled manner, looking worse than Chen Yang's fall.

This kind of scene made passers-by look sideways, hiding far away one by one, looking at Chen Yang's gaze, full of pity.

"Oops! Look, it's a hit. ”

"Hey! Hit an old lady. ”

"Alas! Today's young people, what a carelessness. ”

"Humph! I hate these people who ride electric cars the most, and now, they have been punished. ”

There are more and more people around, and all kinds of comments pop up, but no one comes to help. Chen Yang lay down and moaned for a while, relying on his youth and strength, and finally stood up before the old lady, picked up the electric car and was about to leave.

"This young man, don't want to leave if you hit someone!" The old lady shouted, her voice high-pitched, not at all like she was injured.

Chen Yang ignored the old lady and said to the onlookers: "Don't go, big guys, help be a witness, I'm innocent!" ”

As soon as the words fell, it was like a gust of wind blowing, and the onlookers scattered as birds and beasts. A group of people who were standing around just now disappeared without a trace in an instant.

What's even more terrifying is that the old lady who was still far away from him actually leaned over to him. Instead of walking according to the table, he quickly crawled forward like a field army, and in a blink of an eye, he reached Chen Yang's feet. The old lady grabbed the wheel of the electric car with one hand, and Ren Chen Yang worked hard, but the electric car did not move at all.

Chen Yang reluctantly stopped and asked, "Old lady, are you happy?" ”

"Hehe...... young man, my surname is Fu, my surname is Meng."

"I'll rub!" A strange old woman, who claimed to be surnamed Meng, thought of the person who bought soup on the bridge, Chen Yang couldn't help but have an ominous premonition in his heart. Twenty-five years of experience, like a movie, replayed in his mind. He finally discovered that several times he escaped death, he had a strange chrysanthemum-like smile.

"Old lady, you chrysanthemum!"

So, the opening scene happened.

The old lady squeezed Chen Yang's hand very easily, like pinching a soft ham sausage, not caring at all that the thing in her hand had already been deformed, and said very casually: "Hehe...... don't waste time, hurry up and choose, there are 50 seconds left, my old lady is looking forward to it." ”

Chen Yang scolded in his heart, where did this hateful old lady come from, why did such a ghost not go away?

"Ahh It hurts, Mrs. Meng, can you loosen your hand first......"

"Hehe...... can't let go, this time, you can't escape anyway!"

"Old Mrs. Meng, I don't know you!"

"Hehe...... don't you know my surname Meng, it's okay if you don't know me, I can just know you."

"Ahh Grandma, please don't mess around, if you don't let go, my arm will be broken......"

"Hehe...... it's broken, it's broken, it's just time to replace it with a new one."

“……”

"Hurry up and pick, there are only 30 seconds left."

Here, it was the corner of one road, and the holly green belt on the side of the road blocked the view, so that Chen Yang could not see the situation of the other road around the corner.

On that road, a large truck full of goods was struggling and sweating profusely. The driver of the car, bragging to the phone, was laughing and leaning back and forth.

Seeing that the old lady didn't eat oil and salt, Chen Yang had to take out his killer weapon, and said with a bitter face: "Grandma, I have no money." ”

"Hehe...... I don't want money."

"Grandma, I'm ugly."

"Hehe...... actually, you're pretty handsome."

Chen Yang had another chill.

"Old lady, let's get down to business, let's not dwell on these boring things at this juncture."

"Hey...... there's 20 seconds left."

The car was almost at the intersection, the driver was still laughing at the phone, and after seeing the red light in front of him, he casually stepped on the brakes. To his surprise, the brakes failed.

The driver was shocked, quickly threw away the phone, stepped down hard, held the steering wheel with both hands, and stared closely ahead. At this moment, he was already sweating profusely.

Chen Yang looked at the old lady indifferently and said, "Grandma, can we stop joking?" ”

"Hehe...... when did my old lady joke with you? Hurry up and choose, if you don't choose, I'll make the decision for you, hehe......"

Chen Yang was speechless for a while, and said helplessly: "Okay, even if you can wear it, after wearing it, what kind of person can I choose first?" ”

"Hehe...... except to be the emperor, everything else is fine."

"Okay, then be the emperor's father."

The old lady said dissatisfiedly: "Hehe...... no, the emperor and his father are also emperors." ”

"Then the emperor will be his grandfather."

"Hurry up! It's only 10 seconds. ”

At this moment, Chen Yang heard a piercing whistle.

"Run, there's a car coming!"

The people around were in a panic, screaming and running around.

Chen Yang really felt the crisis at this time, and he also wanted to run, but the old lady's hand was still clutched, making it difficult for him to break free. Chen Yang cried with a sad face, stretched out his hand, and wanted to carry the old lady away. Unexpectedly, the old lady who seemed to be thin was so heavy, and he couldn't lift it even if he exerted enough strength.

Listen again to "Whoosh! With a bang, a yellow off-road vehicle swept past Chen Yang, bringing a gust of fresh breeze and full of the smell of gasoline, making Chen Yang even more messy.

On the other side of the road, the driver of the car who was concentrating only felt a yellow shadow floating in front of him, and he was shocked, and subconsciously hit the steering wheel inward. The driver of the yellow SUV also saw the big car and quickly turned in the opposite direction, and both cars turned around and crossed. They all honked their horns and took a long sigh.

"Boom!" The yellow SUV, which had narrowly escaped, was not spared, and collided with a gray sedan on the opposite side, head to head, and one fell into a deep ditch.

After the car turns, the front of the car is turned around, and the huge inertia still leads the goods on the car to the original direction. The entire carriage reluctantly made an ugly "squeak" sound, staggered, and rushed towards the place where Chen Yang and the old lady were.

The old lady smiled even brighter on her face, and did not react to the big truck that was about to crash into her. Chen Yang, who was in the same position, was shocked and abnormal, he had already scolded in his heart, he wanted to run, but he was pulled by the old lady, and it was difficult to move a step.

"Hey...... boy, it's only 3 seconds, get ready to hit the road."

Chen Yang angrily scolded at the old lady: "Hmph! Dead old woman, count you ruthless, okay, I choose, no matter where I want to go, I want to be a colt......"

As soon as the words fell, an unexpected scene happened to the old lady.

Chen Yang, who had been pinched by the old lady and "obedient", burst out with unimaginable potential at the last moment of his life. With a flick of his elbow, he was instantly withdrawn from the old lady's hand. Bloody, leaving a large piece of meat on the old lady's chicken feet.

After getting out, Chen Yang's body was short, he supported the ground with one hand, kicked his feet on the ground with his feet, and the whole person was like an arrow off the string, rushing forward quickly.

There was another "boom", and the huge carriage was firmly pressed to the ground. The landing place is exactly where Chen Yang was just now, and there is only a difference of 0.01 cm between the heel of Chen Yang's shoes floating in the air.

"Huh! Interesting! The old lady was pressed under the car, her elbow propped up her chin, looked at Chen Yang's flying back, pinched the bloody flesh in her hand, and her bright smile froze on her face, and she had time to express her surprise, and scolded dissatisfiedly: "Stinky boy, you can run like this, my old lady is very angry, the consequences are very serious, this time, I can't let you go." ”

After speaking, the old lady pushed the carriage away, sat cross-legged on the spot, folded her hands, and said something in her mouth.

"Heaven and Earth Great Array, take me as the guide, the Nine Shadows God Thunder, the Demon Suppression Demon Elimination ......, and the one who will kill you!"

With the incantation, the sky became darker and darker, and the originally clear sky gave birth to large dark clouds out of thin air, like a black dragon entering the sea, gathered from all directions, twisting and twisting, getting thicker and thicker, and finally, all concentrated on the top of the old lady's head, becoming an upside-down black long sword. The sword body is simple, black and translucent, and the sword is still wrapped with purple electric light, swallowing and spitting, like a red snake dancing wildly, terrifying and abnormal.

With the old lady as the center, the wind swayed, and the old lady's silver hair stood erect, soaring high into the sky, echoing the tip of the sword. In an instant, the purple snake quickly fused, turned into a mad dragon, and swooped down from the tip of the sword. "Boom!" Slammed it on the old lady's head.

"Haha......" The old lady laughed wildly, the smile on her face was brighter than this lightning, raised her hand to the sky, and shouted: "Boy, see where you can run!" ”

All this happened in a short moment, and the kid in the old lady's mouth had already run dozens of meters away, and he was about to go away.

Just when Chen Yang thought he was getting out, he suddenly felt a change in the sky, and when he looked back, he was so shocked that his jaw was about to fall, and he couldn't help but scold: "What a long stick, Nima stinky old lady, you cheat, you hang up, don't play like this, see if I don't ......"

Before he finished speaking, a bucket of lightning, which was more dazzling than the dragon just now, fell from the sky, not biased or oblique, and fell straight on the top of Chen Yang's head, making him pause, his eyes were dark, and he lost consciousness in an instant.

The smoke disappeared, the old lady's face was pale, the wrinkles on her face were cracked, the bark-like skin was even older, and she said weakly: "Hehe...... finally succeeded, dare to scold my wife, see how I clean you up, hehe......" As she spoke, her body became lighter and lighter until it disappeared.

At noon that day, the sweet-looking host broadcast the news on TV.

"At about eight o'clock this morning, a major traffic accident occurred in the south outer ring of the city, thirteen vehicles collided in a row, causing a high-voltage electricity leak, which has caused 14 people to die on the spot, a man was electrocuted missing, and another 38 people were injured to varying degrees, and the cause of the accident is under further investigation......