Chapter 5 The Jinlan brothers who peeped into the women's bathroom

The night was already dark, and the drizzle mixed with the clear and light smell of the earth quietly poured into the snorts of the people who were messy in their footsteps, and a gentle brilliance stretched out along the distant street, straight into the hearts of passers-by. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the middle of the night, the red lanterns swayed with the breeze, trembling and fluttering at the gate of the cyclamen restaurant, the mild warm tones made the anxious people hesitate whether to run in, find the bartender to buy a bowl of wine, ask for some flavors to drink, and drink a few glasses comfortably in the warm night.

Zhao Tianqi walked to a window on the second floor of the Cyclamen Restaurant, looking at the brightly lit Bianjing City, and suddenly felt a trace of melancholy in his heart.

"The old age is resting in the dream, and the flowers are empty. Yan resigned, and the guest was still drowned. Zhao Tianqi groaned softly.

Yes, all kinds of things in the past are like dreams that are far away, like flowers blooming, like rolling smoke waves along the coast of time, rushing to the confused sea, Chen Tianqi doesn't remember that he came to the Song Dynasty is the first few days, he barely remembers that in these days, time seems to have been slowed down, and everything passes very slowly.

Zhao Tianqi thought about himself repeatedly, why did he fall into this thief circle, he originally just wanted to fool the people of the Song Dynasty who had not seen the things created by high-tech in the future, but he was inexplicably accepted by the purple smoke girl as the bartender of this cyclamen, how could he be so passive as a college student?

Zhao Tianqi was very depressed, working for others in a daze, no one would be happy to think about it, first the salary was not negotiated, and then his current state was directly bound together. However, I am a little comforted that I don't have to pay for my accommodation and three meals a day.

Speaking of these three meals, Zhao Tianqi has a headache, as a southerner northerner, he does not refuse rice and pasta, and he will cook on weekdays, with the old godmother who is bright and bright red, and dig a big mouthful with a spoon, the taste of happiness suddenly spreads to every hairy mouth on his body.

Zhao Tianqi is used to such deliciousness, and even some are not spicy, but this cyclamen does not provide staple food, only a variety of dishes, plus some snacks that are okay to make.

In this developing era, because the technology is not enough, ordinary people generally can't eat fried food.

Although at this time, rape can be mass-produced, but some open rights and interests are firmly in the hands of local jurisdictions, they know that scarce is expensive, so there is not much oil released.

This kind of cooking oil is very expensive, and fried food has occasionally become popular among some scholars, but it has not yet reached the people.

Of course, Bianjing City is an exception, where it is almost impossible to completely control a monopoly on resources.

In the Northern Song Dynasty, there were no crops such as potatoes, pumpkins, corn, peppers, etc., and the dishes at this time generally used dogwood to enhance the taste and increase the taste of the dish, and it was not as fine as imagined.

In addition, there was no liquor in the Northern Song Dynasty, and now it is mainly rice wine, and there are also some sweet wines "mash", and there are also local liquor "mash burning" made by borrowing the soil method with mash. A glass of cloudy sake refers to mash or rice wine, and in some places it may still be called "sake" after distillation.

Today's high-grade liquor doesn't seem to have come out yet, but Zhao Tianqi is also curious, the three bowls in "Water Margin" are not enough, and the story of Wu Song's fight against the tiger has been achieved, whether it is high-grade liquor that has appeared in some areas, but after all, it is a novel, and there is no way to verify, Zhao Tianqi did not think much deeply.

However, these aside, Zhao Tianqi's biggest challenge is the life of this restaurant.

"Zhao girl, serve wine to Lao Tzu!"

Hearing this unceremonious voice, Zhao Tianqi's face stiffened, his hands kept shaking, he resisted the urge to scold, sighed heavily, and shook his head helplessly, it was this Lin An again.

Zhao Tianqi and Lin An met for the first time on a beautiful afternoon.

Because of the hot weather in the past few days since he came to the Song Dynasty, Zhao Tianqi has not taken a bath for two days.

When he left the blacksmith's shop, he asked Ah Fu where there was a place to bathe.

Ah Fu is also polite, because Zhao Tianqi's casual ridicule made Ah Fu and Xiuchun understand that they have each other in their hearts, so Ah Fu pulled Zhao Tianqi very enthusiastically, and wanted to invite him to drink and eat.

Finally got rid of Ah Fu, Zhao Tianqi took a brisk step, after Ah Fu's guidance, came to the bath not far away, the scale of the bath is not bad, enough for hundreds of people to bathe in it, the water is supplied by the springs, often cold water, but there are also mothers-in-law around some stoves to heat part of the drained water.

Just as Zhao Tianqi was humming a little song and was about to jump into the bath to take a good bath, his eyes swept and suddenly found that in a small corner that was not very noticeable, a fat man was sneakily half-squatting and staring at the wall.

Zhao Tianqi walked over curiously, looking at the man's obscene smile from time to time, he couldn't help but feel strange, patted him on the shoulder, and asked, "Fatty, what are you doing?" ”

The fat man was startled, his legs shook, and he almost sat on the ground.

When he saw someone beside him, he scolded angrily: "Who do you say, who do you say is fat, ah? Eat your rice, eat your noodles? You look at you, you look at yourself, thin like a mallet, if you have long hair, look at it from behind, like a big girl. ”

Zhao Tianqi was happy, he had seen someone who could speak as well as him, and he couldn't help but feel interested in the fat man, he touched his nose, hooked the corners of his mouth, and said slowly: "Let's not care who is fat or not, let's talk about it, you are lying on the wall, looking into the wall with a lewd face, what's going on, I remember next to it, but it's the women's bathroom." ”

The fat man came busily, put half of his body against the wall, and said viciously: "Boy, get out of the way without you, while the uncle is happy now, I won't hold you responsible, otherwise the uncle will be angry, and you won't be able to eat and walk away in this Bianjing City." ”

Zhao Tianqi squinted, slowly leaned towards the fat man's side, looking at the fat man's nervous expression, Zhao Tianqi leaned his hand to his mouth and shouted: "Hey, someone stole ......"

Without waiting for Zhao Tianqi to finish speaking, the fat man swooped down and rubbed against him, covering his mouth, ignoring Zhao Tianqi's reaction, and hurriedly said: "Brother, you are my uncle, let's not say it, otherwise if I am caught, my tigress will definitely leave me from the house." ”

Seeing that Zhao Tianqi didn't react, he raised his head and signaled to the fat man to promise benefits before he could let him go.

The fat man gritted his teeth and said: "Brother, you are not kind, one meal, one meal is enough, don't be greedy, it is not easy for me to make money, the tigress at home deducted the money for me, don't I sulk, I finally opened the hole in the wall, and I haven't looked at it yet...... Alas, forget it, two meals, let's break it if there is more, it's really not good, I'll give you half of this peeping location, and I'll let you wind when you see it. ”

Zhao Tianqi's eyes lit up, he has lived for twenty years, he has never seen the performance skills of several teachers on the computer, and at other times, he has really never seen a real person, Zhao Tianqi nodded hurriedly, saying that he was very satisfied with this condition, and signaled that he would never make a sound, seeing this, the fat man let out a breath and let go of the hand covering Zhao Tianqi's mouth.

Zhao Tianqi took a big gulp of hard-won air, and asked angrily: "You fat man, you don't look good when you have a daughter-in-law at home, and you come to this bath to peep at others, and I don't know what kind of heart you make." ”

When the fat man heard Zhao Tianqi's words, he suddenly became energetic, swept Zhao Tianqi's body, and didn't pat Zhao Tianqi's face until his face turned blue, then he patted his chest and smiled obscenely at Zhao Tianqi: "As soon as you hear this, you know that your brother is a chick, right?" ”

Zhao Tianqi's old face flushed, looking at the fat man's ill-intentioned smile, the dead duck had a hard mouth, pretending to be disdainful, and said to the fat man: "Who is the chick, let me tell you, I am the legendary flower thief, I don't steal or rob gold and silver, I only pick a girl's heart, Zhao Tianqi who has been in the flowers, and the leaves are not touched, Zhao Gongzi is also." ”

Seeing the fat man's disbelieving expression, Zhao Tianqi hooked his fingers, motioned for the fat man to listen, and boasted to him.

"Do you know Mr. Cang?"

"Teacher Cang? I don't know, it doesn't seem like it's from here, right? The fat man shook his head, indicating that he did not know.

"This teacher Cang is an Oriental, beautiful, and the most important thing is that his skills are good." Zhao Tianqi rolled his eyes, the fat man was startled, looked at Zhao Tianqi incredulously, and said: "I didn't see it, brother, you can do it, you have done it all in the East." ”

Zhao Tianqi didn't speak, although this kind of thing was a little far away for him, but he said that he hadn't seen it, and others could only smile and not speak, Zhao Tianqi never told others that he had a 200G mobile hard disk in his hand.

Don't say it, it's only 200G, and the high-definition ones will be finished in a few hundred.

Zhao Tianqi can only express disdain, his 200G mobile hard disk is a seed, as for what the seed is, Zhao Tianqi smiled shyly, he himself didn't know what it was.

"That's natural, fatty, let me tell you, this woman, you have to be trained, you can't be timid just because your daughter-in-law said she was going to divorce you, man, it depends on face." Zhao Tianqi's expression waved, and he grabbed the fat man's shoulders and gave him cordial and friendly guidance.

"You don't know, I have a lot of experience in dealing with women, and I have suffered losses at the beginning, so I have studied a lot of things, if you want to know, after we go out, we can have a beautiful conversation." Zhao Tianqi rubbed his fingers by mistake and smiled maliciously at the fat man.

"Brother, yes, it seems that we are fellow believers!" The fat man was interested in Zhao Tianqi's treacherous performance, patted Zhao Tianqi's thin shoulder hard, and couldn't help but say excitedly.

"It's okay, as long as you've experienced a lot, you naturally know everything about this kind of thing." Zhao Tianqi smiled honestly, he was very satisfied with his acting skills, maybe he should really engage in the acting industry.

I saw the fat man's face change, and he said solemnly to the sky: "Brother, my name is Lin An, since Brother Zhao is so rich and rich, I admire it in my heart, and I also want to swim in the ocean of knowledge with Brother Zhao. ”