Barracks life is really too hard. The pen is www.biquge.info fun and boring. What I do every day is to practice, eat and sleep and practice. The meat jokes at night have directly transitioned to ghosts and gods, fairies... What is the Eastern Tang Dynasty as a monk, who disagrees with each other to learn scriptures, and there is a Li Xiaoyao on Nanshan Xiandao... Arrogant and arrogant to take a bath, yo, listen to the fork,

Even if Ye Fei was a serious joke at the beginning, it would be nonsense to talk like this for months in a row. It doesn't matter if the soldiers are true or not, they have to have a pastime anyway. Occasionally let Zhou Bajin and Zheng Jiu make a cameo, and the little widow called the door in the middle of the night or something.

this day. A sudden message roared like a bomb into the sea.

"Recently, the Wara Gelang Department has been attacking the towns of Nagye, Guiyang and other towns under the jurisdiction of my Anle Mansion, burning, killing and looting, which is simply indignant to the people and gods, and the military department order, with the forward battalion of Anle Fu, auxiliary Qilin Wei and Datong Wei, is bound to sweep away the Ge Gelang Department" The battle order was hung on the mast of the battle field, fluttering in the wind.

One stone stirs up a thousand waves, some people are happy and some are sad. Rejoice in the sergeants who are going to throw their heads and spill their blood! What worries Ye Fei is the so-called forward battalion fighters who were temporarily captured. Usually, you dare to steal chickens in the village, but you don't dare to kill chickens. It's really going to kill someone, where is it so easy. It's not easy to get by.

The night was silent. A large black wildcat flew over the roof.

In a courtyard close to the forward battalion, several people who looked like senior officials were talking. The dim candlelight stretched the shadows for a long time.

The ranger general Guo Yebo was wearing a royal blue robe, looked at the night worriedly, and said, "The combat effectiveness of these sergeants is really worrying, if it is broken, it will be fine, if it is a striker, I really don't know what the consequences will be."

Zhu Wen, the prefect of Anle Mansion, poured a cup of tea with a smile and said, "The general is too worried, the sword has no eyes on this battlefield, and it is normal for the dead to be dead, and the court will be sympathetic when the time comes, besides, the station order of this military department has been issued, there is no need to think about it anymore, the forward battalion still hopes that the general will command it well."

Lu Zhengfeng, who was silent on the side, was in a daze. Wang Nan's father-in-law smiled and played with the snuffbox in his hand, and said with a sneer, "What? Lord Lu seems to have something on his mind? Are you worried that the forward battalion will lose the battle or that the forward battalion will win? ”

This sentence is really heartbreaking. Where would anyone worry about winning a battle? This yin and yang weirdness suddenly ridiculed Lu Zhengfeng as a thief who betrayed the country. Lu Zhengfeng smiled bitterly and said, "Princess, this is digging a pit for the lower officials to jump, how can the lower officials not hope for the victory of the army, the lower officials are just worried about the soldiers of the forward battalion, they are all temporary croppers, they have no combat experience, I don't want to see my life in vain."

With a burst of applause, Hu Kui, who was wearing a flying fish suit and embroidered spring knife at his waist, slapped the table fiercely and said, "Hmph! On the battlefield, either you die or I forget, what is it if you haven't killed anyone? If you kill once, you won't be scared to see blood! When the time comes, our Jinyi Guard will supervise the battle, and whoever takes a step back will immediately cut off his head, and he will naturally win! ”

Guo Yebo and Lu Zhengfeng looked disdainful, and didn't say anything anymore, Zhu Wen said with a flattering face: Hehe, that's, with Kui Ye here, no one dares to take half a step back, and the generals will naturally win."

Hu Kui touched his beard with a smug face. Wang Nan snorted coldly, and played with the snuff box carved from Lantian jade.

The inside of the barracks has exploded. Whether it was Ye Fei's barracks or other barracks, they were all discussing a very serious, profound and realistic issue.

Homicide!

How to kill someone? Well. That's a problem.

Ye Fei sat on the bed with his legs crossed, his hands crossed and a serious expression. Next to him was the chattering Zhou Bajin, dancing with his hands, Zheng Jiu with worried faces and brothers with various expressions.

"Brother Hai! What can I do? I haven't killed anyone, I know the feeling of stealing people, but I don't know the feeling of killing people!!

"Oh! You, I already knew that you and the village chief's daughter-in-law had a leg, and it was really good! ”

"Don't, where is it, I'm also embarrassed, I was going to find Widow Zhou, how do I know that the village chief's wife is also in the same room, I know that I'm not a picky eater, one is also stealing, two are also stealing, anyway, I don't lose anything, don't you say?"

All of a sudden, everyone started to talk about women again... What a widow, what a little daughter-in-law, what a red belly pocket, the night is dark and the wind is high and steals people at night...

It feels like killing someone or something, and the battlefield or something is no longer scary.

Ye Fei glanced at these simple, simple sergeants composed of ordinary people, and actually wanted to laugh, such pure values... Woman. Money. Or maybe there's nothing higher to aspire to.

At least with these people, there is not so much deceit, not so much intrigue. And... Our words. I still listen.

Ye Fei stood on the bed and cleared his throat. The surroundings began to be quiet. A pair of eyes looked at Ye Fei.

"Everyone! We're going to go to war tomorrow, and to be honest, I don't know the bottom in my heart, I'm scared, and I'm going to be very worried. So..."

"So! Let's all run overnight! Let's walk south in a few days and go home! Zheng Jiu said with a fluttering eyebrow

"What? Deserter?? Phew! Who said they were going to run away! You don't want to die? ”

Ye Fei's eyes widened and roared, "I'll rub!" I say! I tell you very seriously, you can think about anything, but don't want to be a deserter, I tell you that you die on the battlefield, but if you become a deserter, you really have no place to die! ”

In all dynasties, the deserters on the battlefield were deeply hated, and if they were caught, they died, and they didn't run away. This is not only an insult, but also a violation of self-esteem.

Zheng Jiu was counted down by the surrounding brothers for a while, and he drooped his head and stopped talking.

Zhou Bajin said, "Uncle! Have you ever killed someone? How to kill? What does it feel like? You teach us..."

Ye Fei glanced at him and said, "Bah, I killed someone, I killed it with a keyboard and mouse... You TM now find a keyboard and mouse for me, and I'll still get 3 kills! Scared to death"

"Uncle! What is a keyboard and mouse? Tangmen secret weapon? ”

"You don't understand high-tech stuff... Everybody! Don't be too nervous about killing people, just think about killing chickens and pigs, because, by killing them, we can live, and we can see the little widow and the big girl."

Ye Fei said word by word very slowly and seriously.

"Only by living can you see your family, can you keep your children from being beaten by others, and your parents can you guard until you are old"

"Think about it, after you die, people sleep with your wife, beat your children, and use your pension..."

The words just fell! I don't know who yelled, pulled out the waist knife, and yelled: "I want to live!" I have to live! I want to live! ”

One stone stirs up a thousand waves! Everyone took out their weapons and swore an oath, "We will live!" We're going to live! ”

Ye Fei nodded with relief, there seemed to be tears in his eyes...

"Uhhh Wrong! How did I hear someone shouting that I want Widow Zhou? Ye Fei asked

Zheng Jiu said: "Senior Ye! I want a widow of Zhou! I can't bear to die for her."

Guo Xing also excitedly said, "Brother Ye! I want the daughter of the widow of Zhou! I'm going to sleep with her! ”

Ye Fei gave a thumbs up: "Okay, good... Sure enough, they are all amorous seeds,"

Wrong... Wait a minute! Ye Fei suddenly realized!

"You want Widow Zhou, he wants Widow Zhou's daughter? So what about the relationship between the two of you??!?! ”

Zhou Bajin smiled: "Hahahaha!" Kiss on kiss!! ”