Yang Wei and Fu Yaozi looked at Yun Shu with wide eyes and said in unison, "How do you know? ”

Yun Shu looked at the two actors with disdain and said, "You guys just showed me the original performance." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info don't think I can't see that you are deliberately trying to drag me into the water, I just care about Ling'er, don't care about my! ”

"How can you say that it doesn't matter to you? Haven't you always wanted to see push back pictures? Yang Wei leaned over with a smile and said.

The Fuyao man next to him looked like Yun Shu and said to Yang Wei with disdain: "What do you want to see, do you have it?" ”

"I don't, but if Brother Yun says why he wants to see me, he will show it to the official family, maybe the official family will agree?" Yang Wei said confidently.

"Oh? That's the way to go! Fuyaozi chimed in.

Looking at the two weasels who had set himself up, Yun Shu looked at the two of them like an idiot and said, "Don't you think I'm a fool?" How many times have I told you, if you have something to say, just say it, how troublesome it is to beat around the bush! Yang Wei: Have you forgotten what happened to cement last time? ”

Hearing Yun Shu say this, the two of them blushed and said, "You want to go wrong, we just want to ask." ”

"Pushing the back picture is a casual thing that the teacher said, I'm like looking, what's wrong with this? You can be curious, but I can't? Yun Shu sighed and said.

The two of them asked in obvious disbelief, "Is that just it?" Didn't Venerable Master reveal something else to you? ”

Yun Shu said helplessly: "Look, you don't believe me to be honest, so do you keep asking me if it makes sense?" Anyway, you don't believe what I say! I said I fell from the sky, do you believe me? ”

"Letter!!" Both of them had red eyes, grabbed Yun Shu's cuffs tightly and said, "You really fell from the sky?" Are you a celestial? Is my Chao Taizu the reincarnation of the Red Dragon? Yang Wei asked anxiously.

"Which senior of my Dao Sect are you? Sanqing Daojun, do you have any words to bring? Can you take me up! The shaman next to him shouted even more frantically.

"............" Nima joked big, no one believes the truth, and everyone believes the lies, does Lao Tzu want to be a god? ?

Yun Shuhe couldn't help but laugh and said: "Look, no one believes me when I tell the truth, and you all believe me when I tell lies!" People are like this, they only want to believe what they want to believe, but they don't want to discern the truth of things. ”

"Are you stupid? If there are really immortals, why don't they go down to earth sooner? If I'm an immortal, why am I still in the mortal world? If you don't think about what you should do and pin your hopes on something like a god, you can only get weaker and weaker, whether it's a country or an individual! Yun Shu said angrily.

Unexpectedly, the ancients worshiped the gods to such an extent, Yun Shu thought about the fact that Lin Lingsu, a Taoist priest in the Song Dynasty in history, deceived Song Huizong, and went through the back door to let the Jade Emperor canonize him as the "Sect Leader Daojun Emperor". Thinking of this, Yun Shu was angry and anxious, what if his words made Zhao Zhen believe that it was true, thinking about Song Huizong and Jiajing Emperor Yun Shu only felt shuddering.

Walking up to Yang Wei, he hatefully slapped Yang Wei and said: "Zi Bu is silent, strange and confused, as a commander and deputy envoy with imperial equipment, how can you believe such nonsense as a close minister of Your Majesty!" Jiao prayer must be foreseen, and its end must not be credulous! ”

Syllable~! A loud big mouth woke Yang Wei up, yes, how could I believe the bull's nose, Yang Wei secretly thought of turning his head to Yun Shu and said, "Lord Yun taught me a lesson!" It was Yang who messed up his mind. ”

Fuyaozi was also awakened by the loud slap, and asked unwillingly: "There are really no gods and ghosts in this world?!" ”

Although Yun Shu couldn't bear to watch Fu Yaozi's lifelong faith collapse, he looked at Yang Wei next to him and nodded firmly and said: "The family teacher said that there are no so-called immortals in the world at all, and the ghosts only said that they are just deceiving the foolish people and foolish women, maybe there are really immortals, but they don't care about the suffering of the world, they are ruthless and desireless, how is this different from the stone people?" ”

"You and your master don't know if there are any immortals, right?!!" Fuyaozi heard Yun Shu say this, and asked anxiously.

Yun Shu sneered and said, "You know best what is really fake!" Ask me what's the use? Immortals are in your own hearts, this is your faith! Do you live by the gods? Did the gods give you incense and filial piety? Stupid! Seeing that Fu Yaozi was still unwilling, Yun Shu could only say it more clearly.

"Think clearly, come out, now go back to Yang Wei's kennel and stay!" Yun Shu said unceremoniously to Fu Yaozi. The current Fuyaozi is in the first exploration of idealism, which is the so-called battle between heaven and man.

Seeing that Lao Dao was beaten by Yun Shu in a few words, Yang Wei didn't even dare to look at Yun Shu now, he found that Yun Shu was very special, he seemed to be standing outside the world and looking at the world and everyone in the world. Could this be the real Yunshu?

Ah~! After sneezing, Yun Shu touched his nose and said to Yang Wei with a wicked smile: "Do I want to be a superior person?" Can you win an Oscar? This time, I scared the old way! Look if he is still pretending to be a master in front of me in the future! Yang Wei's head was a little short-circuited by Yun Shu's question, and the huge change made Yang Wei almost overturn his previous decision, but remembering Yun Shu's appearance just now, he felt that he was not pretending, and he rushed into the room with a snort and was depressed with Fuyaozi.

Before I knew it, I stood in the courtyard for a long time, and the sky gradually became dark.

Wang Fugui and the others watched Yun Shu get angry at Yang Wei and Fu Yaozi outside, especially after smoking Yang Wei's big mouth, Wang Fugui shook his head and whispered to the people behind: "What do you see, didn't you see Brother Yun teaching students?" It's light to provoke Mr. Angry and smoke him during the New Year! ”

Yun Shu quickly rushed into the school, rubbed his hands and stomped his feet, and said to Wang Fugui with a smile: "Uncle Wang asked Aunt Zhang to cook for them, it's freezing outside!" Let's eat early and put on a show! Let's have fun too! ”

Wang Fugui asked with concern: "What happened just now?" Did the surname Yang make you angry? This kind of loser baby is going to be pumped to death! But don't use your hands, how much does it hurt? ”

As soon as I entered the door, Yang Wei's face turned green when he heard Wang Fugui say this, why did I become a loser? Just the last sentence is like a human language!

Seeing Yun Shu looking at himself, he hurriedly said to Wang Fugui: "Uncle, where are you going, I was playing with Brother Yun, it doesn't hurt hehe!" ”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes and said, "I asked Brother Yun if his hand hurts." ”

Yang Wei wants to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river, and it seems that it is better not to talk nonsense.

The women in the kitchen outside were already busy, Yun Shu taught them how to make scallion pancakes, and after a while, the people in the school were stimulated by bursts of fragrance and swallowed their saliva.

In the cauldron is a thick spicy sauce, and the spicy and sour smell of being stir-fried by chili peppers also wafts into the courtyard of the school. "Finally have the taste of the New Year!" Yun Shugan sighed softly. Yang Wei next to him immediately pricked up his ears and eavesdropped on Yun Shu's words like a funny husky.