"What's that?" Ling'er, whose eyes were crying like rabbits, looked up and asked. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The best way to deal with a girl, especially an angry girl, is to do everything you can to divert her attention! This trick has been tried and tried, especially for a rough-lined girl like Zhao Ling'er.

"You sit down first, wash your face, little flower cat haha!" Yun Shu finished speaking and left.

"You~! Hum~! Ling'er sat down angrily.

"The wind is blowing through the mountains and rivers

Flowers are scattered into mud and always bloom undefeated

The snow is white at sunrise and white on the eaves

The moon is at hand, the end of the world is thousands of years......"

What a nice sound! Ling'er raised her head and looked around for the source of the sound, and found that the sound was actually worn from Yun Shu's body. There were two women in his body?!!

"Don't come here, you monster!! So what...... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law! Zhao Ling'er shouted out the master's spell to catch the demon in fear.

"I'll it! If it weren't for me, you would have been reincarnated as a mountain ghost by the villagers! Yun Shu has a black line. Yun Shu took out her mobile phone, and Ling'er realized that the sound was coming from this strange little box. Yunshu's phone is a solar-charging model from Nokia. On the back of the phone is a solar panel that can be charged in sunlight and artificial light.

"What is this? Immortal treasures? Brother Yun. "This title has changed too quickly, and the distance between the villain and Brother Yun is only a mobile phone. Yun Shu found that he really didn't understand women.

"For the sake of you calling me Brother Yun, I'll borrow this from you first." Yun Shu clicked on the screen, and in an instant, the screen of the mobile phone illuminated the entire courtyard, Yan Song is not like modern times, there were really many stars in the sky at that time, and it was very bright.

"Ahh Ling'er grew her mouth in surprise, Brother Yun actually held the entire starry sky in his hands! It's really a fairy! Yun Shu's screensaver is the Milky Way, in Ling'er's eyes, the young man opposite is under the bright starry sky, holding the Milky Way in his hand and walking towards him. The boy is handsome and extraordinary, like a boy in the shrine.

"Come, let's take a group photo, change the desktop, turn off this music, and consume power." In Ling'er's strange eyes, Yun turned on the camera and pointed it at himself and Ling'er, "Come and talk about eggplant with me!" Yun Shu waved his scissor hands.

Click~ A sound accompanied by this flash, and a coquettish "There are monsters!" Yun Shu flew out with his phone. Pickled girls must not be soaked in violent little Lori! This is the lesson that Yun Shu learned in blood and tears.

"Brother Yun, are you okay? Where's the youkai just now? Who knocked you flying? Listening to Ling'er's words and looking at her innocent eyes, Yun Shu almost had another mouthful of old blood.

"Ling'er, you see how beautiful this world is, let's not always use violence, okay? Besides, it's not good to break the flowers and plants. Yun Shu said helplessly.

"Oh, I see, but people want to protect you." The innocent Ling'er rubbed a corner. "Well, well, you won." Yun Shu picked up his mobile phone, turned on the screen, found the photo, and gave it to Ling'er, take a look, our commemorative photo!

Yun'er looked at the screen and saw Yun Shu standing next to a beautiful girl in that strange pose, "Brother Yun, why are you in this small box, who is that little lady, hum!" "Huh? Were there no mirrors in ancient times?

"Silly girl, that little lady is you!" In ancient times, there were mirrors, but they were generally bronze or silver, because of the texture of the metal and the degree of polishing, the figure in the mirror was not very clear and somewhat distorted. The person in the mobile phone is delicate, no wonder Ling'er doesn't know herself.

"Is that really Ling'er?" "Of course, didn't you look at my scissorhands next to me? Besides, there are just two of us in the yard, who else but you? ”

"Oh, it turns out that Ling'er is still very beautiful!" Grunt...... In someone's narcissistic voice, an incongruous voice is heard. "Brother Yun, people haven't eaten for a day, and they have fought against such a big bear." Ling'er stretched out her hand and gestured with the shape of the bear and said aggrievedly. This cannot be refused! Yun Shu feels that it is natural for a man to cook for a woman, cooking for his mother is filial piety, cooking for his girlfriend is love, and cooking for the little Lori he picked up is ...... Train!

"Wait a minute, I'll be right here." Yun Shu walked into the kitchen, took out the hare that came back, and took firewood to the courtyard, "Brother Yun, the little rabbit is so pitiful." "What a warm and cute girl's heart." Can you put more chili peppers? Ling'er likes to eat spicy food. ”

Do you want to change so fast? What about the cute girl department that said it was good? It almost spurted out another mouthful of old blood. Yun Shu didn't know that the bear was also poisoned when he met a hungry Ling'er.

Set up firewood in the courtyard and put the packed rabbits on the rack. "I'll show you a little trick." Yun Shu said proudly to Ling'er. "Okay, good, Ling'er likes to watch tricks the most!" Yun Shu took out the fire ten thousand times, unscrewed the paddling rod and took it off, pressed his finger on the paddling rod and flicked it gently, and the fire flashed like a small fireball swirling in the air and flew to the firewood pile and lit the firewood.

"Brother Yun, where's the trick?" Ling'er looked at Yun Shu with wide eyes and looked at Yun Shu ignorantly. Yoh? The vision is quite high, "Didn't you see the fireball just now?" ”

"This is also a trick, hmph, the master's trick has become much better than yours!" Yun Shu looked confused.

The rabbit on the firewood turned golden, Yun Shu touched a layer of lard on it, and the sound of roasting meat was mixed with the charming aroma of meat, and Ling'er wrinkled her nose and inhaled the fragrance.

"I'm going to turn into a roast pig in the future!" Yun Shu took away the rabbit and said helplessly. Sprinkled with chili powder, there was actually chili pepper in the Yan Song Dynasty, this discovery surprised Yun Shu, you must know that the history of chili pepper was brought into China by missionaries during the Ming Dynasty, at this time there is chili pepper means that the history has been completely different, and what will happen to the history after that is completely unknown. Could it be that the Europeans had discovered the New World?

"Okay, Brother Yun? Okay? Ling'er's crisp voice like a yellow bird interrupted Yun Shu's thoughts.

"Okay, okay, you little gluttonous cat, after speaking, Yun Shu took out a Swiss Army knife and cut off the rabbit meat in small pieces."

Ah~Ahh

It seems that even if I become a chef, I will have a good future! Time slipped by like flowing water, the night was deep, the small courtyard was slightly cool, the warm fire was in the final struggle, Ling'er was thinking nonsense in the warm quilt, Brother Yun's god-like little box can make a beautiful singing voice, and it is really amazing to retain people's appearance.

He is so good-looking, much better looking than his senior brothers, so handsome and strange, a little cinnabar mole on his eyebrows looks so naughty, and the things he uses are so interesting and retractable knives, and daggers that sharpen iron like clay. Is it difficult that he is really a fairy? Well! Definitely, yes. The living immortals must not let him escape!