Chapter 07 The rap version says
"Got it! Cicada!! ”
The afternoon after dinner is the easiest to get sleepy, and in the small courtyard of Dongfang Qu, in addition to the knowledge that can't be stopped, there is also the sound of reading in the study. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Zi said: The country of the Tao is respectful and faithful, thrifty and loving people to make the people timely."
"Zi said ,......"
With the magnetic sound of reading aloud, Xiao Yue, who was sitting at the door, had fallen into a state of confusion, and the little head was very cute. However, with the magnetic sound of reading into the dream, there was another one, that is, the Third Young Master of the East who was sitting closest to Chen Jialuo.
"Ahem!" A heavy cough slammed into his ears, causing Dongfang Qu to jump in fright.
"I didn't sleep, I didn't sleep!?"
"Smack!" Above is the roar of the Oriental song, and this sound, it is the beautiful Xiaoyue, who was so shocked that she threw out the broom she was holding. Spit out the little fragrant tongue, and hurriedly cheered up and went to work.
"Third Young Master, tomorrow is the time for the exam, if you don't hurry up with the time, then there is really no hope." For the oriental music that has always been in this state, Chen Jialuo is also very speechless. Except for the spirit when this guy asks questions, the rest of the time is sleepy.
"Hey! Brother Chen, I'll tell you the truth, as soon as I hear this ancient text, my head will immediately fall into a coma. Dongfang Qu picked up the fan on the table and kept fanning, and the cool breeze made his head sober a lot. Or tell me some secret of learning, or maybe you have an internal empowerment, or if it's wrong, it's an empowerment, and give me all the things you've learned,......"
"Okay, okay, you won't fill Chang!"
A bunch of black lines flashed along Chen Jialuo's head, and Dongfang Qu hurriedly stopped his mouth and shook his hands continuously. Save annoying this dad chicken feather order, but in fact, he is a teacher-like Chen helmsman.
Guan Chang, no matter how the word sounds, it is not pleasant, but Chen Jialuo is also helpless about this scoundrel. Since this Prime Minister believes in him, he has to do his best, this scoundrel young master has little chance of passing the exam, but he must lose better. Don't ask questions when you don't know, the prime minister's face will be embarrassed, and he will be shameless.
"Third young master, what you want to take the exam is the Kyoto Master's Mansion, except for martial arts, you don't have to take the exam, then the recitation, poetry, and essays are all required, and this Analect is the first level, if you don't remember some, you won't be able to answer it then."
The three levels to be tested are well known, Oriental music has the impression that when I was a child, I also took the test, recitation is the endorsement of the literary foundation, the line of poetry is to do the last poem to see the level of your study, the thesis, the knowledge can be big, that is to test your discussion of some things or current affairs.
"I know, but this string of words, except for such a point, is really long, there is no rhythm, I can't memorize it." Indeed, the ancient text is first published vertically, and secondly, there is no other mark except for a small comma-like dot added to the printing plate to divide the sentence. For a while, the master of this memorization was stumped.
"Rhythm? Third Young Master, what rhythm do you want? Chen Jialuo, who was also thinking of a way, asked suspiciously.
"It's better to get me a RAP or RAMB, and I'll remember it as soon as I hear it."
"What pull? What's Azibi? Chen Jialuo, who has some contact with music and rhythm, is confused now, is there such a strange rhythm?
"Oops, I can't explain clearly, I'll demonstrate." I haven't played rap for a long time, and today I finally had the honor to show it, and I immediately beat a few rhythms on the table excitedly, and then, I was ready to come to the next paragraph.
"I want to hear about it!"
"Smack! Syllable! Smack! Hands exchanged on the table, and a familiar fast rhythm appeared in this beautiful time and space. Although primitive, the heart of the star of Dongfang Qu began to be active.
“YO!YO!”
"Zi said, learn and learn from time to time, don't you also say, there are friends from afar, don't you be happy? People don't know and are not ashamed, aren't they also gentlemen? ”
A RAP version of the Analects was read out by him with a rhythm, and it was a little uncomfortable at first, but slowly the more he went down, the more energetic he became.
However, this singing is hilarious, but it makes the listeners very confused. Chen Jialuo retreated to the door as if he had seen a ghost, and looked at the oriental song that he was chanting as if he was dancing with his eyes.
"Bang!" There was a loud bang at the door, and someone pushed in from outside, and the prime minister and several officials rushed in from outside.
"What's going on? What is the ghost called? "It turned out that my dad was eavesdropping outside with his colleagues, and he must have been shocked by his rap. glanced at the few adults next to him, and there were very shocked expressions on their faces. However, it didn't seem to be shocked by himself, and the look in his eyes seemed to be hell.
"Daddy!" Seeing that his father's face was not good, Dongfang Qu chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly stood up obediently.
"Rebel, this is what you said to know that you are wrong, and from now on you will study the text seriously?"
"Daddy...!"
"Is that your attitude?"
"Bang!"
Dongfang Yuanlie became more and more angry the more he spoke, and in the end, he slapped his palm on the heavy desk, and his trembling hands couldn't care about the pain. Stand at the table with your back straight, your fists clenched.
"Prime Minister, please calm your anger!"
"Yes, the third prince is just playing for a while, please calm your anger!" Although the two people next to them also felt that this Dongfang Qu was hopeless, however, the prime minister was their head, and this angry body was not worth it, so they hurriedly came out to persuade.
Constantly taking a deep breath, the proprietor Yuanlie's eyes closed tightly and then opened suddenly, regretting that he shouldn't have been, how could he believe that this stinky boy would study the literature well, let alone bring these two old friends who came to the door to listen, but now he lost his face and trampled on others.
"Go to the ancestral hall and serve in the family law!" Ignoring the persuasion of the two old friends, looking at his son who bowed his head and was silent in front of him, Dongfang Yuanlie coldly spit out a few words.
"Ahh I didn't expect to rap two sentences, so I wanted to get the family law, and Dongfang Qu reflexively touched his buttocks. However, there was a strong coercion from his father, which made him dare not refute.
"Master, master!"
was already inspecting the enemy not far away, no, it was the old lady who observed the situation, and when she saw her master slapping it with a palm, she thought he was going to beat her son, so she hurriedly rushed over. However, seeing that he was just slapping the table made me feel a lot more relieved.
"Oh, seeing that you are angry like this, Qu'er didn't just start, you have to give him some time." I have never seen my old man angry like this, glaring at the son next to him who asked for help, Zeng grabbed his hand, looked at it and said distressedly. "Look at you, your hands are swollen."
"Madame, we have been deceived again, and you see it now, this is your good son." Speaking of the back, he was so angry that he shook off her hand, didn't even say hello, and left angrily.
When passing by Chen Jialuo, who had been bending over there, his eyes slanted coldly. Chen Jialuo suddenly felt a cold sweat break out on his back, and he knew that the prime minister blamed him for not helping to bring his son well.
"Huh! I feel sorry for you, and you lose your temper at me. He shouted angrily at his master's back, but Zeng didn't chase him out, and there was a son behind him. I didn't think that even I was suffering, I felt a little numb in my hand, and I knew that my son was really angry with his father this time.
"Alas! Third young master, you ......" A young adult looked quite pleasing to the eye, but he opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't find the words, so he shook his head and went out.
The other old man had a very bad attitude, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he felt like he was looking at a piece of mud, and he snorted lightly and went out.
"Yay! What's the attitude, be careful I report to my dad on your face. "I didn't feel that I was wrong at all, but when my father was gone, he regained his vitality. He had a great opinion of the adult behind him, pointing to his back and whispering.
"Smack!"
"What kind of little report, will your father listen to you?" Zeng slapped his claws off with a palm, and his face showed anger, and his fingers cut off his forehead and said: "Stinky boy, if you don't learn, you won't learn, do you need to be angry with your father like this?" Knowing that your father has a good face, you still let him lose face in front of his old friends. ”
"Mother, why do you look at children like this, I also want to study seriously." I didn't expect that I messed up the first time I started singing, Dongfang Qu was extremely depressed, it seems that I want to become famous and become a star in this pimple, and the road is still very difficult.
"Qu'er, if you really feel hard, then don't study, ah, you can be obedient at home in the future." It's still the old lady who hurts people, Zeng's doting look helped him get the hair that ran to his forehead in a panic.
However, telling him to give up is not his strong point.
"Mother, the child will not give up, don't worry, I will definitely win glory for you then." With the earth civilization in his own head, it is difficult to figure out this master's writing. It's just a test, and I not only have to pass, but I also have to live vigorously. However, don't take out this rap art yet, its birth is not smooth on the earth, and it seems that it has to be changed in a gentler way.
"Alas, Third Young Master, the text of the poem cloth is a rigorous science, do you think this is a song made by Xianxia?" Chen Jialuo, who was wronged, has not said anything, but, as a subordinate, he knows that this is inevitable, over the years, he has not learned to bow his head and do things, but he has learned to accept this anger. This will finally can't help but speak, and the blame still brings a lot. After all, he is a direct hit on the spot, a nerd who is already very devout about books, not to mention the uncomfortable feeling.
"That's right, good son, if you really want to learn from your mother, you won't stop you, then you can learn from Mr. Chen." In China, that Xiwen did not first respectfully worship the statue of the Master, and then turn the book and learn the characters with a pious face. Just now, Zeng also heard her son screaming ghosts, and this time she really couldn't stand on her son's side.
"Don't dare!"
"Thank you, Mr. Chen, I know, I will be strict next time." He said it rigorously, but in his head he was thinking about how to change this Analect, because if he memorized it in his way, he would only finish faster.
"Third young master, the master is invited in the ancestral hall." At this time, the family outside the door came to pass the word.
"This dead old man really deserves to be punished." At this time, Zeng remembered that there was still a meal of fried pork slices with bamboo over there.
"Ouch, mother, then you can help me beg my father to let me go this time, then the child's ass will suffer, and he will limp to take the exam, then it will be a shame."
"You stinky boy, you know it's wrong at this time, your father has lost face, and he can't punish you."
"Mother, you can help the child."
"Don't help!" Zeng's said that he would not help, but he was thinking of a plan in his heart.
Alas, the hearts of parents all over the world, how difficult it is to be a mother.