Sun Yu found that his prank was too big and stunned all the clean girls, so he hurriedly walked over and helped her to lie down on his bed.

At this time, if you look closely, the clean girl is still quite beautiful, with a delicate and small face, two cute sideburns running down her ears, and white skin. The southern girl is not tall, and Lu Meng is not tall, she is about one meter five or five, she looks soft and glutinous, and the northern girl is completely different style.

Just lay down on the bed within a few tens of seconds, she woke up, it seems that just now because the cleanliness was challenged to the limit by dirty things, so there was a few seconds of brief shock, at this time she has woken up leisurely.

As soon as she woke up, she immediately sat up, stretched out her hand and pointed at Sun Yu, and scolded: "Zhang Heng, you bastard, dare to frame me with such inferior means, this kind of trick is the ...... that my wife loved to use on my husband when I was studying in private school."

Khan, this guy who claimed to skip class in 1895 seemed to be the teacher's sworn enemy when he was in school, Sun Yu couldn't help but shake his head in his heart.

The clean girl pointed at Sun Yu with one hand and scolded, but with the other hand reached out to tear her own clothes. It seems that the clothes on her body are too dirty, and she can't stand wearing dirty clothes at all, so she doesn't care that Sun Yu is in the house.

There was a cracking sound of "hiss", and the clean girl ripped off her sleeves, revealing her white lotus-like arms, and from the torn armpits of her coat, you could see that she was wearing white obscene clothes inside.

"Wow, girl, don't take off your clothes in front of me!" Sun Yu shouted wow.

The clean girl kept moving her hands, and with a "hiss" sound, she ripped off the other sleeve as well, and scolded in her mouth: "When you see my mother, I take off my clothes, why don't you go out quickly?" ”

Sun Yu smiled bitterly: "But this is my room!" ”

"I don't care whose room this is, I can't wear dirty clothes." The clean girl took off the whole white dress at once, revealing a set of moon-white profane clothes inside, which was a bit like a small vest in later generations, which could only just cover her cute breasts like xiaolongbaozi, and her belly was exposed, and Sun Yu saw a cute navel.

Sun Yu was dumbfounded, and the clean girl reached out and tore her pants again...... This time, Sun Yu was really embarrassed to stay here any longer, so he had to walk out of the house with his head down.

As soon as he came out, he was stunned for a moment, turned back to the room and shouted, "Clean girl, what do you take off your clothes in my room?" Are you going to strip naked in my house and run back to your house? I have to warn you, there are a lot of people in the courtyard, and there are a lot of maids and servants. ”

There was a miserable cry from the clean girl in the room: "It's over, this is not my room, there is no change of clothes!" ”

Ahem, isn't this nonsense? Sun Yu said kindly: "There is a set of my clothes in the cabinet, new and clean......"

"Clean fart, how far the stinky man's stuff rolls." The clean girl shouted in the room: "What's there to be afraid of running naked, I didn't do anything when I ran away from the school......"

Get! Don't run naked.,You must have been a little kid Lori when you ran away from the school.,At that time, it wasn't a big problem to be naked.,Now you're a yellow flower girl.,Give me a little shame.。 Open your mouth and shut up the old lady, take off your clothes in front of the man, I'm dizzy! You should really go back to the private school and read the sage books for a few more years. Speaking of which, the people from Jiangdong seem to be of this type, Sun Ce used a knife to kill me as soon as he opened his mouth, Sun Shangxiang said that he was going to kill my whole family several times, isn't there a good girl in Jiangdong who knows how to be well-read?

"I'll help you get your clothes!" Sun Yu wiped his sweat and walked towards Lu Meng's room.

When I walked into her room, I saw that the walls were whitewashed, the room was clean and clean, the lead dust was not clean, the bed was supplemented by white sheets, and the tables and chairs were also supplemented by white cloth. Why is this place so like a mourning hall? Sun Yu's head was sweating. I saw a set of white new clothes stacked next to the white pillow, Sun Yu reached out and grabbed it, just wanted to turn around...... Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and found a white cloth again, wrapped the white clothes in a white cloth, and then grabbed it in his hand.

When I returned to my room, I saw that the doors and windows were closed, and it seemed that the clean girl was stripped naked inside, so she had to close the doors and windows.

Sun Yu knocked on the door, and a small crack opened in the door, and a small arm as white as a lotus root bent out of the crack, and the clean girl said, "Put the clothes on my hand." ”

Sun Yu put the clothes wrapped in white cloth on it, the cute little hand retracted, and a cold snort from the clean girl came from the room: "You are a careful man, and you know how to wrap my clothes in white cloth and bring them, if you touch my clothes directly with your hands...... Hmph, this outfit had to be thrown away again......"

Dizzy, you are a brother, I am a cockroach that can cause infectious bacteria, can't I? Sun Yu thought angrily: Lao Tzu has grabbed this dress with his practical hand, but in order to perfunctory you, he changed it to wrap it in a white cloth, in fact...... Hum...... Your clothes are as clean as you think.

Cleanliness is a mental illness, in fact, people with cleanliness are just covering their ears and stealing the bell, as long as she doesn't let her know that something is dirty, she won't feel uncomfortable, and a very clean thing as long as she thinks it's dirty, she must not be able to use it.

After a while, the clean girl put on her white clothes and walked out of the house with her hands in her hands, and she said viciously: "You stinky man, now you can come and settle the account of the incident you just put on the door of the house to harm me." ”

Sun Yu's face is a little red, he can't imagine that he will play this kind of indiscriminate prank, make other girls dizzy and tear her clothes, should I apologize to her?

At this moment, there was a sound of hurried footsteps at the door of the backyard, and a Jiangdong spy Fei also seemed to run in, shouting as he ran: "Lord...... Master...... There is an emergency...... Things ......" he changed the lord to the master, and shouted extremely unpleasantly. I changed the emergency military situation to an urgent matter, and I almost choked myself.

Sun Jian, Sun Ce, and Sun Shangxiang came out of the house together.

Sun Yu's heart moved, and he quickly released nm01 to eavesdrop, while he pretended to avoid suspicion and retreated into the house, and the white-clothed Lu Meng also temporarily gave up monitoring Sun Yu and leaned over to listen to the report of the spies.

The spy walked up to Sun Jian and said in a low voice, "Lord...... Yuan Shu's fool escaped from Shouchun City, with 500 remnants of the defeated general, and 100,000 were rushing towards the direction of Xiquyang County...... Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu's armies chased after Yuan Shu and chased Yuan Shu's farts and urine. ”

When Sun Jian heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said in a low voice: "Yuan Shu is here, it's great." Since Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu are chasing Yuan Shu relentlessly, it proves that the jade seal of the country is still in the hands of this fool. ”

Sun Ce was overjoyed and said: "Mother, what are we waiting for, gather the subordinates by the river, intercept Yuan Shu, and rob her jade seal." ”

Sun Jian shook his head with a smile and said, "You guy knows how to fight, kill, and kill, and you need to use a plan at this time." If we stop Yuan Shu halfway and snatch the jade seal, won't Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu have to intercept us and fight again? ”

Sun Ce snorted, "What's there to be afraid of? Beat Zhang Liao and Zhang Xiu away together......"

Before the words fell, Sun Jian knocked Sun Ce's head and said, "Fight, fight, you are all the heroes of the world?" The advantage of our Jiangdong warriors lies in the water war, and it is too much for Dong Zhuojun to fight land, so we must take advantage of the geographical advantage. Not far to the south of this West Quyang County is Chaohu Lake, our fleet can sail from the Yangtze River into Chaohu Lake through the mouth of the Yangtze River, we will snatch the jade seal in Chaohu Lake, and repel Dong Zhuo's pursuers! ”

Sun Ce hugged his head and said dissatisfiedly: "Mother, with a child's martial arts, why do you need to borrow water......

Sun Jian knocked on Sun Ce's head again and said, "In a fight on land, you won Zhang Liao?" ”

Sun Ce thought about it carefully and said, "Maybe...... The strength is comparable. ”

Sun Jian smiled: "Then do you think that in the fight in the water, Zhang Liao won Zhou Tai?" ”

Sun Ce thought about it carefully again, and sighed: "If there is a fight in the water, the three Zhang Liao together will not be able to defeat Zhou Tai!" ”

Sun Jian nodded and said, "It's good to figure it out, let's rush to the riverside to join the army, and ask Xiquyang County to order Liu You to pretend to answer Yuan Shu and lead Yuan Shu to Chaohu Lake!" ”

Sun Yu and the others hurriedly took action, and the courtyard was full of people, and it was very lively for a while.

Sun Yu listened to all their discussions through NM01, and couldn't help but be secretly frightened...... Tian Feng and the others should have withdrawn to Dangtu County in the north, and they don't know if they have joined Zhao Yun and Mi Fang. They should also know the news of Yuan Shu's escape, and it is estimated that they will send their eyes to keep an eye on Yuan Shu, but in the face of the strong strength of the Jiangdong Sun family, it is best not to use their own manpower, it seems that they can only rely on their own "lowly man" to find an opportunity to start.

After a while, the people of the Sun family all got ready and began to prepare to evacuate here. Liu You, the county commander, was ordered by Sun Jian to take hundreds of villagers out of Xiquyang County and went west to meet Yuan Shu, intending to fool Yuan Shu to Chaohu.

The white-clothed Lu Meng was ordered to come and take Hua Tuo away, and he didn't know what benefits she promised Hua Tuo, most of them were a lot of money, but he saw Hua Tuo's eyebrows dancing and running away with Lu Meng. Sun Yu pretended to say, "Doctor Hua, you followed them, are you allowed to treat me?" ”

Hua Tuo glanced at him in embarrassment, turned to Lu Meng and said, "Girl in white, although your family is going to give me a lot of money, this man named Zhang Heng also wants to give me a lot of money...... Let's do it, let Zhang Heng follow us. ”

Lu Meng didn't dare to offend the "God of Medicine", so he had to nod and say, "Okay!" In her eyes, men are useless, even if Sun Yu is a small man, once he falls into the hands of Sun Jiajun, he will not be able to play any tricks.

Sun Yu smiled, hurriedly rode his horse, followed behind the Sun family, and headed towards Chaohu Lake-

Memoirs of a scientist:

That winter, a large group of heroes and heroes, together with me, who didn't know if I was a hero, staged a comedy in Shouchun.

Title: Robbing the Fake Jade Seal Screenwriter: Guo JiaInvestor: MimiyanMale Starring: My Female Starring: Yuan Shu, Dong Zhuo, Sun JianSupporting Role: Zhang Liao, Zhang Xiu, Li Ru, Jia Xu, Sun Ce, Sun Shangxiang, Lu Meng, Zhao Yun, Zhang He, Tian Feng, Tai Shici...... I still couldn't figure out how this comedy happened and how it went many years later. I only know that the people who watch the drama are happy, and the people who act are bad.

I'm one of those actors who is so angry! I'm angry and the consequences are severe!

Mimiyan, you wait and see!

Sun Yu recalled the comedy story of the winter of "The First Year of the Demon".

(To be continued)