Chapter 143: The Raging Gossip Heart

So, back then, his original mother almost took her son to empathize and remarry?

This news was so exciting that the gossip heart in Li Mo's heart instantly ignited, and he completely forgot about going to hunt down Feng Sanniang's ugly Taoist priest. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Daddy, I remember you said that your mother is a monster, right? Is there anyone besides you who doesn't dislike her identity? ”

Li Banjin smiled, "It's too late for Mei to love Mei, how can you dislike it?" Did I tell you that your mother's name is Dark Fragrance? ”

Li Mo shook his head, so, his original mother was a plum demon?

"Do you know the difference between a goblin and a goblin?" Li Banjin suddenly asked such a question, and then asked himself, "The beautiful ones are called goblins, and the ugly ones are called monsters." And your mother is a red plum essence who looks like a fairy. ”

"Back then, your mother was naughty and naughty, eccentric, and after marrying me, her little temperament was even more arrogant, and she turned her face when she didn't agree. Of course, I'm tolerant of everything. As a result, once she complained that I was too indifferent to her, and ran away from home with you. ”

Li Mo was forcibly stuffed with a handful of dog food, but he still asked very cooperatively, "The so-called indifference, is it?" ”

Li Banjin's face was full of memories of the sweetness of the year, "Oh, it's actually nothing, it's just that I slept until midnight, and suddenly a female ghost with a cloak was pressed on my body, mouth-to-mouth to suck my yang energy, so scared that I kicked her away at that time." The moment I heard the female ghost screaming, I finally knew that impulse was the devil. Because, it was your mother who was kicked away. ”

Well, Li Mo, who was forcibly fed dog food again, said that his father should be strong and strong, which is really a good show of affection. "To get to the point, these can be skipped."

Li Banjin nodded, "Skip, skip, and then, under my coaxing, your mother finally took advantage of my absence at home to take you to the rivers and lakes." She has always missed the taste of the rivers and lakes, and being kicked is just an excuse that she has thought of a long time ago.

I immediately chased you and your mother south, and was delayed for a few days on the way, and when I found your mother, she was drinking wine and reciting poems with Lin Mei, and they talked very happily.

Although your mother later said that she didn't mean anything about Lin Mei, it was because she didn't know how good she was at all.

As a man, I saw something in Lin Mei's eyes, called affectionate.

Lin Mei is an elegant gentleman, a white crane in the clouds, in those days, he took good care of your mother and son.

In the end, I left with you and my mother, and Lin Mei held the hosta given to him by your mother and stared at it for a long time, forming a lonely and beautiful scenery.

The year before last, I happened to hear someone talk about his situation, and everyone said that he was eccentric and withdrawn, planting plums and raising cranes in a lonely mountain, alone, and never married.

I know very well that he is in love with your mother, and I also know that the reason why he has never married is because he is unwilling to settle.

In his eyes, except for your mother, there is no room for any woman.

Because so do I. ”

After listening to Father Li's eloquent speech, Li Mo suddenly remembered why the two poems just now looked so familiar.

That's right, what Lin Mei is idiot, it is clearly a hermit Lin Kui, who calls himself a plum wife and a crane, and is indifferent to fame and fortune.

It's just that for some reason, he is also in this unreliable legend of the White Snake, and even becomes a Lin Mei idiot who doesn't even have a name.

Li Mo still remembers that in his previous life, he had read a "Sauvignon Blanc" by Lin Kui:

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing, the green mountains on both sides of the strait greet each other, fighting for parting.

Jun tears, concubines tears, Luo belt concentric knot is not completed, and the tide of the river is difficult to settle.

At that time, he was still wondering, if he was really unmarried for life, and only with plum blossoms and white cranes, how could he write such affectionate poems.

Now these can be explained, it's not that he doesn't understand feelings, but that he has already met the best, and no matter how difficult it is.

"What do you think?" Li Banjin slapped Li Mo on the shoulder, "These are old things, you are not allowed to rise up and destroy other people's graves." ”

Li Mo was really speechless, "This is obviously your own thoughts, right?" I'm really convinced! It's all because you've been here for so long, and now that ugly Taoist priest is afraid that he has run away long ago, right? ”

Li Banjin shook his finger calmly, "No, not only did he not run away, but he was right at our feet." ”

As he spoke, he kicked the ground hard.

There was a small explosion, and the originally flat ground was blasted out of a crater, and an extremely ugly toad jumped out of it.

The toad, the size of a wheel, was looking at them with its belly puffed out and staring at them with scarlet triangular eyes.

"Haha, I'll just say you're a demon, it turns out to be a huge ugly toad monster." Li Banjin laughed heartily, "Now the world has really changed, and toads can become monsters, it's really not easy!" ”

The toad monster's belly, which was already extremely bulging, became more and more swollen with anger, and the wide toad mouth spat out, "You old man is really hateful, my Wang Daoling has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and it is the first time I have seen someone chasing me." Am I going to kill your family or your family? ”

"If the road is uneven, someone will shovel it, and if it is uneven, someone will take care of it. Especially my lady has already explained, when you meet someone who looks very ugly, you must eradicate it, so as not to discredit them with goblins. Li Banjin laughed half-truthfully.

The toad monster was even more angry, "Damn, if this kind of goblin is encountered by the Dao Master, he must kill first and then rape and then kill and rape again." ”

Without waiting for the toad monster to finish speaking, Li Banjin had already quietly pinched a five thunder spell and threw it at him as a hood, "Whoever humiliates my lady, die!" ”

The five thunder curses exploded in front of the toad monster's face, but it didn't hurt him at all, and he was so happy that he croaked a few times, and the yin and yang monster said, "I thought it was a master, and his feelings were only the kung fu of a three-legged cat, so he dared to play majestic in front of the Dao Ye, hum, ruined the good deeds of the Dao Ye, and let your bones be left without your bones today!" ”

With that, the toad monster shook its head and exhaled black smoke.

The black smoke and wolf smoke were billowing and smelly, which smoked Li Banjin and Li Mo to tears, and coughed heavily.

Only Bai Guo was unmoved, his body skyrocketed, and dozens of immature branches stretched out in front of him, with brand-new leaves growing on them, dancing and swaying together, and they fanned away a lot of black smoke.

The toad monster suddenly screamed, "You dryad is so annoying, why do you want to help these useless mortals?" Stop and watch, and I'll pluck their hearts and livers, and I'll give you a drink." ”

Bai Guo fanned away the last trace of black smoke, and looked at the toad monster with disdain, "First, I have always been a vegetarian, and I have no interest in meat; Second, you're so ugly that I don't want to be with you. ”

Shi Ke can not be humiliated, and Bai Guo's words directly made the toad monster mad.

I only heard the toad monster scream, and the ugly belly quickly bulged and fell, and the belly became bigger and bigger, and the whole body swelled as if it was about to burst.

"Dryad, send you some essence to replenish nourishment!" After the toad monster finished speaking, a jet-black venom sprayed towards the white fruit in his mouth.