739, Qilin apprenticeship [2/2]
- "Can a soldier be whitewashed without blood?" Sun Yu Daqi.
Zhuge Liang spread his hands and said: "Well, Zhang Lu has a strategist named Yang Song, who is extremely greedy and bribery, I have always sent spies to keep in touch with this person and buy information from her in Hanzhong." Unexpectedly, the last time I contacted her, this person's attitude changed greatly, and he actually expressed his willingness to betray Zhang Lu, as long as we give her a sum of money, and then make an official......"
The soft girl was furious: "And this kind of villain who sells for glory? ”
At this time, nm01 had already found Yang Song's introduction in the database, and was reporting in Sun Yu's ears: "Yang Song, the strategist of Zhang Lu in Hanzhong in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and the brother of Yang Bai." He is very greedy for money, forgetful of profit, and despised by others. When Liu Bei entered Shu, he bribed Yang Song and let him slander in Zhang Lu's ear, saying that Ma Chao had a heart of disobedience, and as a result, he forced Ma Chao away and made him Liu Bei's subordinate. When Cao Ying entered Hanzhong, he also bribed Yang Song to slander Zhang Lu and frame Pang De, which turned him into Cao Ying's subordinate. In the end, Cao Ying attacked Hanzhong City and bribed Yang Song, he first tricked Zhang Lu out of the city to meet Cao Jun, and he closed the city gate in the city to prevent Zhang Lu from returning to the city, causing Zhang Lu to be destroyed by Cao Ying. ”
After hearing this introduction, Sun Yu's anger also rose to the ground...... It turned out to be such a despicable villain.
At this time, the soft girl said seriously beside her: "Why do we cooperate with this kind of villain?" hurt his character, send my white horse righteous servant, and attack Hanzhong Mansion. ”
Zhuge Liang shook his head and said: "I don't think it's okay to cooperate, make peace with her, you can capture Hanzhong City without blood, it's much more cost-effective than letting the soldiers take risks to attack the city, is it that in the heart of the lord, a little senseless reserve is more important than the soldiers' surnames?" ”
Zhuge Liang's face changed when he said this, and then she was in awe of Zhuge Liang, and said seriously: "Master Xie taught you, what I just said was too stupid. ”
After discussing for a while, the three of them went back separately, first sending a messenger back to Xiangyang, informing Gongsun Yue to summon the ten gods to Xiangyang to prepare for the Northern Expedition. Then he led the army through the Mingyue Gorge plank road and began to march towards Hanzhong Mansion.
Autumn is a good time to fight.
Zhuge Liang divided the army into several units, divided into joint attacks, and won several important passes in Hanzhong in an instant, and beat the defense line of Hanzhong like a mess, and the Gongsun army was like a bamboo, all the way to attack the city and plunder the land, and soon came to the city of Hanzhong.
Hanzhong City is a strong city, its accurate name should be called Nanzheng County, because Nanzheng County is the county seat of Hanzhong, so it is slowly called Hanzhong City. At the end of the Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu established Liu Bang as the king of Han and gave this place to Liu Bang as a fief, so this is also the place where Liu Bang made his fortune.
Due to its important historical position, Hanzhong City was built very tall and mighty, and it was difficult to conquer.
The Gongsun army camped under the city and set up a camp more than ten miles long, with fresh clothes and angry horses, and murderous. The banners of generals such as "Gongsun", "Sun", "Ma", "Huang" and "Zhao" fluttered over the camp...... Hanzhong Zhang Lu in the city no longer has a general at hand, and there is no strong military division, so he doesn't dare to go out of the city to fight, so he can only defend the fortified city and fight the trapped beasts, hoping that Dong Zhuo can also send reinforcements. Zhang Lu's Wenchen generals were also like a catastrophe, and they were all in a panic.
However, the strange thing is that the Gongsun army set up camp like this, but it did not come to attack for a long time.
"Zhuge Liang, what are you thinking after all? Why did you besiege Hanzhong City but not attack it? The little sister Jiang Wei was in Gongsun Jun's Chinese army tent at this time, and scolded angrily: "Are you playing with my lord? If you want to fight, you will fight, even if my lord loses, he will lose openly, you don't play with people like cat and mouse here. ”
The soft girl and Sun Yu stared at her with strange eyes and didn't interject.
"If you worship me as a teacher, I will attack." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly and shook his fan.
"Don't, loyal ministers don't care about the two masters, and they won't worship you if they say anything." Jiang Wei said indignantly: "Could it be that I still want to use you as a teacher to beg you to attack my lord?" I would never do such a stupid thing. ”
"Tsk, then don't blame me for being a hooligan again." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly.
"What kind of hooligan are you going to play?" The little sister said indignantly: "Do you want me to take off my clothes again? Or do you want me to sleep with Sun Yu, a stinky man? You just have to draw the next line, I'm afraid you won't make it? ”
"Tsk, I said, every time I play a hooligan, I must have a reward, and I will not play a hooligan without a harvest." Zhuge Liang smiled evilly: "Do we want to gamble again?" If I write a letter to Zhang Lu, she will hate you to the bone and no longer want you as a courtier. ”
"Nonsense, I'm loyal to my lord, so she won't believe what you wrote." Jiang Wei said confidently.
"So be it, if I lose, I'll let you go back." Zhuge Liang said: "If you lose, then you won't be able to go back to Zhang Lu's subordinates anyway, so obediently worship me as a teacher." ”
"I don't want to bet on this, change the bet!" Jiang Wei felt a trace of unhappiness in her heart, as if there was some smell of conspiracy, and she didn't dare to agree.
Zhuge Liang laughed: "I said I was going to be a hooligan, this bet you have to gamble if you don't gamble......" She brushed the ground from her arms and took out a piece of paper, shook it in the wind, and showed it in front of Jiang Wei.
Jiang Wei fixed his eyes and looked at it, this piece of paper was very familiar to her, it was the last military exercise, when she and Zhuge Liang were fighting for military strategy, she designed a sketch of the plan to attack Hanzhong, and there was also a note written by her next to it. This was also the only game she won at that time, because Zhuge Liang's defensive plan was Hanzhong's current plan, so Jiang Wei easily broke through it...... Now seeing this piece of paper again, Jiang Wei suddenly screamed in his heart: "It's not good! What does Zhuge Liang mean by taking this piece of paper out at this time? ”
Zhuge Liang grinned and said: "Jiang Wei, this time, our Gongsun army is breaking through various small counties and towns and reaching the city of Hanzhong, all of which are based on the plan you gave, and it is completely in accordance with your arrangement." Speaking of this, Zhuge Liang deliberately paused, and said in a long voice: "Now I attach the plan you wrote to attack Hanzhong in the letter and send it to Zhang Lu, just say that our Gongsun Army can easily conquer several counties this time, it is all your credit, you have already sold her!" What do you think, what will Zhang Lu think when she sees this letter? ”
When Jiang Wei heard this, his face suddenly turned earthy: "You...... It turns out that what kind of military deduction you are engaging in with me is not to play hooligans to take off my clothes to toss me, but to pretend to lose this game, and deceive me into a plan to attack Hanzhong Mansion? ”
"Bang Bang!" Zhuge Liang clapped his hands and smiled: "It's very smart, and the reaction is very fast." But...... It doesn't matter if I don't want your plan, I can write more than a dozen copies of the plan in Hanzhong, and I don't have a duplicate one. All I want is your handwriting, show this plan to Zhang Lu...... Tsk, she has to vomit blood if she doesn't die of anger, hahaha. ”
"Badass, you're too ...... It's so vicious, I hate you! Jiang Wei's face changed miserably, but he still forced his mouth to say: "My lord won't believe you, she will definitely believe me, sure!" ”
"Then let's try it." Zhuge Liang wrapped the piece of paper around an arrow shaft, and let Yan Yun, the team leader of Baima Yicong, shoot the arrow into the city, and after waiting for an hour, Zhuge Liang smiled at Jiang Wei and said, "Okay, you can go back, I will let you go now." ”
"You...... If you play this kind of conspiracy in front of me, you will not succeed. Jiang Wei was so angry that he ran to Hanzhong City.
"It's not a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy." Zhuge Liang laughed behind her: "The so-called yang conspiracy is a righteous and bright hooligan, even if you do bad things in front of you, you can't break the situation." ”
Jiang Wei turned a deaf ear to Zhuge Liang's strange laughter, ran to the city of Hanzhong with a smoke, and shouted at the city: "Open the city quickly, I am Tianshui Jiang Wei, I have come back to serve the lord." ”
"Tianshui Jiang Wei? You traitor! A rain of arrows fell on the city in an instant, Zhang Lu stood at the head of the city, holding a sketch of the military strategy that Zhuge Liang shot into the city an hour ago, and scolded at the city: "Jiang Wei, I regard you as a confidant, you actually formulated a plan for the enemy army to attack Hanzhong, I misunderstood you, you white-eyed wolf who eats inside and out." ”
"Lord, listen to me...... This sketch was drawn by Zhuge Liang with military deduction tricked into me, not my original intention. Jiang Wei hurriedly explained.
Zhang Lu at the head of the city listened to this unreliable explanation, and his face turned pale with anger, although she was already very white, but now she was even whiter: "Jiang Wei, do you think you can deceive me if you deceive a three-year-old child?" Are you an idiot for someone else? Although I don't have the resourcefulness of a military advisor, I will never believe such a retarded lie, you get out of here! ”
Zhang Lu jumped around the city, finally calmed down, and whimpered again: "Oh, my face is white when I get angry, don't turn white again, I'm too white to see people." ”
"Lord...... Listen to my explanation......" Jiang Wei exclaimed pitifully.
"Don't listen, don't listen, don't die...... Get out of here! Zhang Lu's snow-white face was so angry that he was bloody: "Archer, shoot this white-eyed wolf to death for me......"
The arrows on the city were sprinkled wildly, and Jiang Wei desperately dodged with the two golden words "Qilin" on his head, but fortunately, the arrows shot by the miscellaneous soldiers were no threat to a golden general like her, and she didn't hurt a single hair after shooting for a long time. But the body is not hurt, but the heart is hurt!
Facing the closed city gate and the lord who did not listen to the explanation, Jiang Wei sighed deeply and returned to the camp of the Gongsun army in despair.
When he saw Zhuge Liang's sullen face again, Jiang Wei said weakly: "Sure enough, playing hooligan kung fu, I am not as good as you, I lost!" ”
"So what are you waiting for? Worship me as a teacher! ”
"Alas, the master is above, please be worshiped by the disciple!" Jiang Wei finally lowered his head in front of Zhuge Liang.
(To be continued)