”。 Mouth. "Aji's tuba is called Shen Zhiqing; The very big name is Yin Shiqing, but Mr. Wei always feels that a child raised by his father and mother should have the same surname. So I always call the second child surnamed Shen. These two. The children of the master's family are really a pair of little devils, not afraid of the sky, not afraid of the earth, full of whimsical ideas, always constantly getting into trouble, and it is right to find them when something happens.

Hearing the gentleman's call, the two children shook their heads vigorously and said innocently, "No, sir." ”

"No?" Mr. glanced at Tie Dan, who was still wiping away tears, and said, "Then why is he crying?" ”

He was sad.

"Well," Shi Shi continued, "his family is dead." ”

"What? Uncle passed away? "Beijing dialect" Bo. also pronounced "white" frightened Mr. Wei, and said, "Tie Dan, you don't have to insist on class, go home and mourn quickly", which caused the elementary school students to laugh, and made Mr. Inexplicable, "Why are you so cold-blooded, someone else's uncle has passed away, just don't comfort it." Still laughing? What a sin! ”

"Sir," the students laughed indiscriminately, "Da Bai is the name of Tiedan's dog!" ”

Mr. Wei was so depressed, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Aji and Shishi, which was quite speechless, "This feeling of not being able to get out of the fire is really uncomfortable, and it took a long time to digest it."

"Start memorizing" glared at the little rabbit cubs who were still laughing there, Mr. Wei gritted his teeth and said, "Half, come up and check in an hour." If you can't carry it, wait to eat the board! ”

The students couldn't laugh at once, so they quickly opened the book and memorized it at the beginning of their hearts and nature.

Seeing that Aji and Shifen also began to recite, "It seems that this trick can cure them,." I began to read my own books, all of which were high-headed sermons and famous Cheng Mo. It's all for the next exam" This kind of Mr. Meng, like him, has a reputation for showing talent. It is very rare, and it is generally the old children who have tried and failed, and they will engage in this kind of basic teaching of teaching children's literacy, and the bundle is naturally very low.

Mr. Wei has the status of a student, although it is for the sake of the Shen family's wealth. Qu is here to enlighten the children, but he has not forgotten the imperial examination. Seize all the time to read the sermons, I really hope that I can win the toad palace and achieve it, at least I will no longer be this unpleasant teacher.

Shaking his head and reading it for a while, "This article is not as good as mine." How can it be among the best and soar. And I can't even lift people? The more he thought about it, the more unbalanced he became, and the more he felt a burst of tightness in his chest. Habitually, I reached out and dipped the cigarette saucer and wiped it on my nostrils, wanting to be transparent and comfortable.

Who knew that when I sniffed deeply, I felt a heartburn, ten times more spicy than snuff, and came to my nose, and a white face suddenly turned red, and finally I couldn't help but shake the mountain and sneezed, and I couldn't stop as soon as I started fighting, and sat there leaning forward and backward, snot and tears dripping down together.

The students slapped the table and knocked on the chair and laughed.

At this time, Rou Niang went and returned, heard the voice coming in, and hurriedly fetched water for Mr. Wei and took a towel and said, "Sir, what's wrong?" ”

Mr. Wei washed hard, almost rubbing his nose, then stopped sneezing, wiped his face with a towel, pointed to the cigarette tray on the table, and said to Rou Niang, "Second lady, smell it yourself"

Rou Niang picked up the cigarette saucer suspiciously, first looked at it, and then put it to her nose in surprise to sniff, and couldn't help but lose her voice and said, "Hu Banmian,"

"It's not just noodles! And wasabi powder! Mr. Wei has always been gentle in front of beautiful women, but this time he was really angry, patted the table and said, "It's too unusual, how can the teacher exist?!" ”

Rou Niang glared at Aji and Shifen, who were still laughing there, turned her head and apologized to Mr. Wei, "Children are naughty, you teach them!" ”

Mr. Wei snorted angrily and packed up his things and said, "I can't teach Bian, your master, no one can teach you!" Said to Rou Niang, "Half of this month has passed, please tell the eldest lady, I don't want this month's salary." Please be smart! ”

"Then, you can at least wait a while," Rou Niang begged, "let me report to the old lady first, okay?" ”

When Rou Niang hurriedly led Shen Mo and Ruohan to the academy, the students were already scattered. Only Mr. Wei was in his bedroom, packing up his things with a pale face. Silent, the two couples stood awkwardly at the door. Under Mr. Wei's complaining gaze, it is not to enter, it is not to enter, I really want to find a crack in the ground to get into, what kind of characters are they, but at this moment, they feel that the fire is burning on their faces, and they are cramped.

Ruohan secretly elbowed the top of the silence. That means, who are you not in charge?

Shen Mo had no choice but to cough lightly and arch his hand, "Sir." ”

Mr. Wei glanced at him, reluctantly clenched his fists and saluted, "The student has seen Master Shen." ”

"Hehe, I heard that there is a Mr. Wei in the house. The book is very good," Shen Mo smiled kindly, "I want to come and visit you early in the morning." ”

"Yes, the old man just said that he brought back some inkstone and ink from the south, and I asked me to prepare a copy for you." Ruohan took over the conversation and said with a smile: "Let them send it to you later." ”

"The eldest lady doesn't have to break the cost, Wei Shengsheng is unmoved!" The students are shallow and incompetent, so you two should ask for another mastery. ”

"No, no," Shen Mo shook his head and smiled, "You are very good, others are not as good as you." ”

"Yes," Ruohan said, "If the students make you angry, you can beat them up." If you break it, it's ours, but don't be polite. ”

Listened silently, glanced at Ruohan, and didn't echo it, just smiled and nodded.

"Alas, both of you know that you are even more famous." Seeing that they were so careful to make amends, Mr. Wei's anger disappeared a lot, and he sighed, "How did you raise a child." So, what about madness? ”

"Crazy?" Shen Mo couldn't help but stutter, he never thought that a six- or seven-year-old child could be associated with this word, could it be that his son was Jigong Xia?

What she couldn't accept was Ruohan, she didn't expect that she and the silent child could get such a comment, even if it was "stubborn tossing and disgusting, or something like that, it was far better than this" crazy. Because of this word, it directly indicates that there is something wrong with the child's brain."

Ruohan was silent again, and Shen Mo hurriedly said, "It's not that serious, a child who is only six or seven years old, he can be crazy for a while, but he can't be crazy, right?" ”

"I think it's crazy." Mr. Wei said to Shen Mo, "Mr. Shen." Now that this is the case, let's be honest with you. The reason why I don't want to teach, everything else is still second," he said, pointing to his own brain, "The key is that they are too strange here, students teach them something, they always have to refute me, and I don't know where the weird ideas come from, so that the students feel powerless, I think the previous gentlemen, it's about the same." ”

Shen Mo heard that something was coming, and said quietly, "Please Mr. tell me more details." ”

"Well," said Mr. Wei, after a moment's thought, "for example, if the students tell them the story of the thunder and lightning, rewarding the good and punishing the evil, the other children will tremble with fear, and they will laugh and say that thunder and lightning are the same as wind and rain, and they are all "some natural phenomenon." Don't be afraid. ”

Ruohan played, and looked at Shen Mo with understanding, and she finally found where the culprit was.

But Mr. Wei's conversation box had been opened, and he poured out to his heart's content: "I talk about 'the sky is round and the earth' is round," but they say that the earth is a ball, hanging in the sky. He shook his head and smiled, "I don't know who taught them heresy, if that's the case, can people still stand firm?" Haven't all those who dwell under the ball fall to the sky? ”

"I told women prostitutes that made man, but they said that man was a monkey. When I said that the "three rays of the sun, moon and stars" are the largest and the smallest are the stars, they laughed and said that in fact, the moon has many stars that are bigger than the sun, but they are far away from us, so they look small. Mr. Wei chattered, "If it's just that, I'll only talk nonsense as a child, and I won't be like them." ”

"Hua, is there anything more serious?" Ruohan and Shen Mo spoke at the same time.

"Well, they often even have to question the code of ethics" Mr. Wei said with a serious face, "I told them that "Guo Ju buried his son and served his relatives" They listened, and then they trembled, but said, "No, Guo Ju's family is poor, but he gave birth to a son, if he wants to support his son, he can't support his old mother, so he and his daughter-in-law made a choice to take the child to the field and want to dig a pit and bury it." However, when digging the pit, I happened to dig up a jar of gold, and I could use this money to support both my mother and my child, and the poor baby escaped with his life.

Shen Mo smiled when he heard this: "They know. I've never been so lucky, and I'm sure I won't be able to dig for gold. "For Mr. Wei's accusation, how old a child is he to learn to sacrifice himself in front of bullshit Gangchang? It's too cruel, isn't it?

"Even if they are afraid, this is not a fault," Mr. Wei said, "but when I told them about lying on the ice and begging for carp and crying bamboo shoots, they not only were not moved, but also said loudly that it was impossible!" Do you think this is morally wrong? ”

"Isn't it impossible," Mu Mo muttered secretly, he hadn't seen anyone in the Ten Winter Months. Lying naked on the ice, that's not asking for carp. That's begging for death! Besides, there are no bamboo shoots in the ears of the ten winter wax moons, if you cry twice to solve the problem, then everyone can cry all day long. There's nothing to worry about.

Ruohan saw that Shen Mo disagreed, and pushed him again, which means, don't be childish.

Shen Mo smiled at her and said to Mr. Wei, "Sir, listen to me. This kid just likes to ask why, but what about these fables, it can't help but delve into them, and we adults can't tell them clearly, so they inevitably don't believe it, and it has nothing to do with morality, right? As he spoke, he said, "But these two stinky boys are also very troublesome, and they really lack education."

"I owe it a lot," said Mr. Wei, "do you think I haven't figured it out?" In order to let them study hard and not think nonsense, I told them the story of Che Yinnanying and Sun Kangyingxue, hoping that they can cherish such good study conditions. ”

"That's good," the couple nodded, "what do they say?" The two children were also very touched when they heard this, the eldest said. He wants to learn from Che Yin, and the second child said that he wants to learn from Sun Kang. Mr. Wei said, "As a result, when I looked at it the next day, the eldest didn't come to class, and the second didn't study when he came. Guess what he said? ”

"How?"

Teacher Jiu'er, we didn't break our promises, we all obediently did it, "Wei Busheng is tame!" "I said that your brother was directly absent from school, is this called doing it? As a result, the second child of your family told me that the eldest went to the garden to catch fireflies. I asked again. Then if you don't catch, why don't you read; He said, I'm waiting for the snow to fall.

Silent snorted, and couldn't help laughing. quickly explained, "It's really infuriating and ridiculous, but it's still more infuriating." ”

"Alas" your child is really weird, the student is only shallow, if you continue to teach hard, you will definitely go crazy, I still have an eighty-year-old lady at home, and I have to stay sober Having said that, but there are so many nagging with the main couple. His heart is much brighter, and he can't afford this generous salary, and he doesn't dare to offend Shen Mo, "Who knows if it will fall into his hands in the future?"

No matter how he thinks about it, he is always "barely reluctant." Agreed, and the right to stay for a few more days to see the after-effects.

After the gentleman was appeased, the couple walked to the backyard, Ruohan complained and said silently, "It turns out that the roots are here, you said that you taught them something bad since childhood, teach some strange things, now it's okay, teach the children out of tune, and you can scare the gentleman away!" ”

They were only sparse and shallow and smiled silently, "Our children, we have to find a teacher who is really capable, and I can't hold it down if I don't have the ability."

"You can still laugh?" Ruohan said, "You don't care?" ”

"Tube, of course." Shen Mo said, "I'll talk to them now." ”

"It's only six or seven years old, what is there to talk about?" Ruohan said fiercely: "You have to fight!" The jade is not cut, the child is not beaten, and it is not obedient! ”

"I'm a son," Shen Mo still smiled, "Why are you fighting?" ”

"Are you going to fight? Ruohan said with a dark face, "If you don't fight again, you will be two little hooligans in the future." The greater the ruler, the greater the harm they will be! ”

"It's not that serious." "My son, I know that having an independent personality does not mean that you are a bad child. ”

"And they quibble for them." Ruohan's face was so angry that he said, "If you don't teach me, if you don't beat me!" So saying, he went to find the gentleman's ring ruler.

Shen Mo hurriedly took off the ring ruler, hugged her and said, "Elegant, elegant, always elegant."

Ruohan slapped him on the shoulder, and actually cried and said, "Forget me begging you, I can't let them go down, I always dream, I dream that they grow up like Yan Shifan, what can we do?"

"You underestimate Yan Shifan too much," Shen Moxin said, "That is a master who reads poetry and books, just by virtue of his green words and literary attainments." It's something I won't forget. But the daughter-in-law is like this. Of course, he couldn't look for any more excitement, so he had to calm down first and say what was something.

When the couple returned to the backyard, Schimmer went to look for the two children, and Aji and Shifen also knew that they were in trouble. I don't know where I've been hiding. Shen Mo asked Rou Niang where the child went, and Rou Niang said she didn't know. Shen Mo sighed secretly in his heart, it was he and Ruohan who were busy with their careers, and Rou Niang's doting regardless of the importance that made the two children inflate themselves, all of which had a cause and effect.

Silence was hugged from Rou Niang's arms, quiet and ordinary. Asked him softly, "Usually the most well-behaved, tell Daddy, where is my brother?"

Humble pointed to his room and said, "Under my mother's bed"

"True Year...... Kiss him silently and hand him to Rou Niang. He walked to her room. Rou Niang hurriedly picked up the child and followed, but Shen Mo stood still and said, "Don't let anyone follow." As he spoke, he waved the ring ruler in his hand and said, "Today, I want to teach these two bastards to scratch these two bastard things!" ”

"Master" Rou Niang hurriedly persuaded, "They are tender, but they can't fight," and looked at Ruohan silently, "It's okay." Hit the most smashed**! ”

Ruohan said to Rou Niang with a straight face, "You come and sit, don't get involved." ”

The main mother said, Rou Niang had to hold the child over. Seeing Shen Mo enter the house and close the door, he couldn't bear to say, "Madam, just mean it." But don't let the master really fight. ”

This time, I really hugged Ruohan and instructed, "The third child." Don't learn from your two brothers in the future, be obedient, you know?.

He nodded and said, "Hmm,"

Ruohanwang wanted to praise him a few words, but she heard a muffled sound in the room, and her heart twitched, and she almost threw her usual to the ground, "Quickly handed it to Rou Niang, and muttered, "This is the beginning of the fight,"

"Pap, pap, pap, pap, pap, pap,. Every blow seemed to hit Ruohan's heart, and after a while, beads of sweat rolled down.

Today, I had a meal with someone, put on a big dragon gate array, and said, "Pan Shiyi." , I said "Pan Shimat (four sounds)" but someone said very seriously, "Pan Shi roared (two sounds)" I was stunned on the spot, and then Fei blushed and thought that he was wrong, so the whole scene was "Pan Shiqi, calling him a predator."

When I got home, the more I thought about it, the more awkward it became. Oh, it turns out that it is still humble" It can be seen that my habit of being good is not necessarily a good thing, sometimes my own original is correct.