The assessment looks very formal, but in fact, several bachelors just casually asked Li Xiang some questions, and Li Xiang seemed to be more relaxed, completely treating the assessment as a meeting, and if he wanted to answer, he would say a few words, and if he didn't want to answer, he would just shut up and pretend to be stupid. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Several bachelors are not stupid, and they can also see that Comrade Li Xiaoer doesn't seem to care about these things at all, but they are even more impressed by Li Xiaoer.

A doll who has been a beggar can answer questions with a pampered and unfazed attitude when facing court officials, which is definitely the behavior of a gentleman who is not tempted by wealth and power.

If they knew that Comrade Xiao Er was thinking about what to eat at lunch, it was estimated that these heroes of the country would all vomit blood and die.

After asking a bunch of questions, Kong Yingda finally secretly glanced at the other bachelors and began the assessment of formal questions.

"Xiao Er said that there is no teacher, so where does your ability come from?" The first to speak was Xiao Deyan.

Xiao Er knew that he couldn't hide after all, so he said according to what he had thought in advance: "This adult, the kid is actually not without a teacher, but the kid never knows who the master's surname is, where he came from, and where he went, and he doesn't know how he fell in love with the kid, so he has to teach the kid skills." ”

Li Xiaoer said as if he owed him a lot of money, and he didn't ask him to learn, but before he finished speaking, Kong Yingda was unhappy, and directly interjected: "You stupid, you have such a master to teach you skills, you still dare to have a look of boredom, it's really hateful, no wonder you have achieved nothing until now." ”

Xiao Er was suddenly beaten by the old man, and he was depressed in his heart. I don't say that you are forced to ask one by one, my mouth is just a meal of saliva, is it easy for me?

No matter how many complaints he has, he can tell the good from the bad, and Kong Yingda is sorry for him, but he thinks this old man is still quite cute at this time.

After finally enduring Kong Yingda's storm, Li Xiaoer slowed down a little and said, "Actually, this can't be blamed on the kid." Saying that, he actually smiled at Kong Yingda and said: "At that time, the kid had just been rescued, and he didn't even know his identity, and suddenly a white-bearded old man came to me and said that he wanted to teach me something, and no one would easily agree to it, right?" ”

Okay, it just became that he asked Kong Yingda. However, the old man actually nodded with Li Xiaoer, and muttered: "It's also the same truth, people's hearts are unpredictable!" ”

"It was Dr. Kong's eyes that were as wise as a torch, and he immediately said what the kid was thinking at that time." Xiao Er immediately sent a fragrant sycophant, and then continued: "I didn't agree at the time, but later, for some reason, a lot of strange things will continue to appear in my mind, increasing day after day. ”

"At first, the kid was so scared that he didn't even dare to go out of the door, but staying in the house was still like this, and the kid slowly got used to it." Xiao Er began to tell mythological stories.

"How so?" That's what everyone thinks right now, and it's weird. Although Zi Bu is strange and confused, this Li Xiaoer is a big living person who really appeared in front of them, and looking at Xiao Er's appearance, if it weren't for this adventure, he would probably still be asking for food on the street now, and people can't help but believe it.

"And then?" Yao Silian also spoke.

"Later? After about three months, one day the boy found that there was no longer that strange feeling in his head, so he was very happy and went out with joy. "Li Xiaoer's storytelling skills are relatively clever, always raising and suppressing, and the bachelors are all listening attentively.

"It's only been three months, it's a pity!" Kong Yingda cooperated with Li Xiaoer again, and Li Xiaoer said in his heart: "If you let Kong Yingda be a childcare, she will definitely be an excellent employee." ”

Seeing that everyone was still waiting for him to speak, Xiao Er touched his neck with his hand and said with a sneer: "That, the kid's throat is really dry, can you drink saliva first?" ”

After getting the collective eyes again, Chu Liang pointed to the small teacup on the Hu table and said, "Do it yourself, are you still waiting for us to serve you?" ”

"Hey, gotta you!" Xiao Er answered in an authentic old Beijing dialect and went to the table to pour tea and drink it himself.

The bachelors couldn't help laughing, this guy is too alive, and even Kong Yingda, who is not smiling, has become a little different from Li Xiaoer's perception at this time. Speaking of which, he is still a child, and he may have been a little too harsh on this child just now.

Xiao Er poured a cup of black tea, frowned, put it under his nose and smelled it, what a strong smell of mutton skewers! Tentatively brought it to his mouth, stuck out his tongue and added it, then hurriedly ran out of the door, spit out several mouthfuls outside, turned around and complained as soon as he entered the door: "A few people are also scholars, this emperor is too stingy, right, I will give you this thing?" Is this still tea? It's too hard to drink, isn't it? ”

There was a silence!

Xiao Er looked at these people and looked at him with big eyes, he didn't know what was wrong, thinking that what he said was right, so he had to put the teacup on the Hu table in a sneer, and walked to the original position again, motionless.

It's not that these people don't answer, it's really that Xiao Er can't call them an interface. In this era, there is probably no one who can casually complain about the emperor like Xiao Er. Not to mention complaining, even listening to complaints can get you into trouble. I really don't know if this guy doesn't know any of this at all, or if he's not afraid at all.

Kong Yingda coughed and said, "Okay, continue to talk about your affairs, what about later?" ”

"Oh!" Xiao Er replied depressedly, "Later, I went out, but I didn't expect to meet the white-bearded old man on the road again, this time he didn't teach me to learn things, but told me that he was leaving, and told me that what I taught must be firmly memorized, which will be of great benefit to me, and I will disappear after speaking." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Liang asked, "What do you mean it's gone?" Is it gone or is it gone? ”

"It's gone, and I don't know where it went." Xiao Er shrugged his shoulders and said quite easily.

But everyone who hears it has their mouths open, and they can't speak!

"Immortals! It must be a fairy! This was actually the words that came out of the mouth of a knowledgeable bachelor, and Chu Liang almost jumped up excitedly.

Xiao Er's appearance is really ridiculous when he looks at him, he is dozens of years old, and he still has such a side, that serious old appearance is really pretended, and now they are the real ones.

Kong Yingda is the calmest one, of course, relatively.

"You, you carefully talk about the old man's appearance and age and his characteristics, no matter how big or small, come quickly." The old man was forcibly suppressing the excitement in his heart, which could be heard in the voice of his voice.

"I've seen it twice, it seems to be an old man with a round face and big eyes, his beard and eyebrows are all white, and those white eyebrows are so long!" Xiao Er made an exaggerated gesture and said: "It looks kind and kind, oh, by the way, he seems to ride a cow every time he goes out, and I don't know what to think, how much can he walk on a bull!" ”

Li Xiaoer was still trying his best to guide these people, and said in his heart: "The gods in the sky are not strange, there is really no way to do it, so I have to use it in the name of Lao Tzu, don't blame it." ”

The image he said is easy to make people think of Lao Tzu Li Dan, the founder of Taoism, and Li Xiang remembers that it seems that after Li Shimin became emperor, he also specifically traced the inheritance of the imperial family to ancient times, and their Li family is the descendant of Lao Tzu Li Dan.

Sure enough, Kong Yingda pointed at Li Xiaoer's nose again and said loudly: "You don't know anything you don't learn, you don't even know the Taoist ancestors, and you dare to slander others for riding a green ox, old man, old man beats you a guy with no eyes!" Saying that, the old man was so agile that he wanted to pick up a ring ruler on the Hu table and attack Xiao Er.

Xiao Er really didn't expect the ending to be like this, he jumped up all of a sudden, turned around and ran out of the house. Fortunately, the people in the room were not slow to move and stopped Kong Yingda.

"Rush away, stop the anger, stop the anger!" Xiao Deyan hugged Kong Yingda's body, "That kid has eyes but no beads, but you can't be impulsive." ”

Kong Yingda was really anxious just now, and he was angry all of a sudden, and when Xiao Deyan said this, he immediately knew that he had lost his dignity just now, so he snorted coldly, looked at Xiao Er outside the house, and turned around and sat next to Li Chengqian angrily.

Li Chengqian hasn't slowed down until now, what is this? Today can be regarded as an eye-opener, and there are so many good shows staged at this moment, and he is a little numb to watch.

"Don't come in yet!" At this time, Yao Silian beckoned to Xiao Er, Xiao Er looked at Kong Yingda vigilantly, and then came in slowly, muttering: "I haven't seen him again, how can I know him." ”

"Alright, let's be silent." Chu Liang actually has a lot of complaints about Xiao Er.

How many people worship Buddha and pray to God want to see the real gods and can't get it, this kid is good, and the gods have seen two sides and actually didn't recognize it, and dare to slander others, it's really ignorant and fearless.

Xiao Er didn't speak after he came in, and he didn't know what he was thinking when he was standing there. And those bachelors actually gathered around Kong Yingda and whispered to me not knowing what they were discussing, Li Xiang speculated maliciously that a few old guys must be trying to use some method to rectify themselves.

However, Li Chengqian is very happy now, he can see that the attitude of these people in the room towards Xiao Er has completely changed, and the unpleasantness that happened before has long disappeared. As for Yu Zhining's matter, Xiao Zhengtai is not worried. With Kong Yingda here, that small role can't afford to make waves.

"Well, I say, is what you just said true? I don't think you're making up a story! "Xiao Zhengtai has actually learned to look at him with a thief's eyes.

Xiao Er glanced blankly and said, "You should make up a story." He turned his head and said, "But even if you make up a story, it will be of great benefit to your old Li family, to give you a suggestion, you had better go and tell your father about this matter as soon as possible, maybe he will reward you." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Zhengtai didn't know what Li Xiaoer meant, and asked him again, Li Xiaoer immediately said: "I have said everything that should be said, as for whether you do it or not, it's none of my business, don't ask me why, I won't tell you if I ask!" After speaking, Xiao Er walked to the edge of the Hu table again and began to study the so-called cup of tea.