479, the strong wooden army

Five hundred wooden men carried spears and slaughtered outside the courtyard, and Zhang Ji, who was leading the army outside the courtyard, was immediately frightened.

An hour ago, Zhang Ji heard that a group of suspected wanted criminals Cao Ying's gang had entered Luoyang City, she didn't dare to slack off, and ordered three thousand soldiers to come over, but she also knew that Cao Ying was not so easy to catch, and there were no strong generals around her, and her niece "Gun King" Zhang Xiu was far away in Xuchang, and she didn't have time to ask Zhang Xiu for help, and it was impossible to keep Cao Ying and her monsters with only three thousand soldiers.

Zhang Ji's plan was to bring a large group of soldiers to make a show, just put on a posture of wanting to catch Cao Ying, and then he couldn't catch her himself, and she escaped from the encirclement, so that he could also give Dong Zhuo an explanation.

Zhang Ji has such a thought, so she doesn't care if the courtyard kills the jewel-colored general, don't I just pretend to be and be "defeated"? You send blue, gold, dark gold, and gem colors out to actually have the same effect, anyway, I can't beat you, and you will be killed out of the encirclement.

However, the things that came out of the yard were so weird that they were actually ...... A bunch of wooden people?

Seeing a wooden man with thin hands and feet, and a ridiculous nose and eyes carving, Zhang Ji only felt a deep sense of powerlessness, and at the same time was very annoyed: Fuck, I'm mentally ready to lose the battle, you Cao Apu actually sent this kind of thing out to fool me?

Zhang Ji shouted: "Above, chop up all these wooden people for me and use them as firewood." ”

Three thousand soldiers screamed, brandished their swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and rushed towards the wooden man with a grin. The soldiers saw that the wooden figures were ridiculously shaped, and it was one thing to mess with them, and the wooden bumps looked like toys. What's more, there are only 500 wooden people, and there are already 3,000 troops.

However, the wooden man, which looks funny, is extremely ferocious.

As soon as the two armies clashed, Dong Zhuojun suffered a big loss, and the Dong Zhuojun soldiers who rushed to the front were stabbed dozens of them by the wooden man with a gun, but the wooden man was hit by Dong Zhuojun's knife and gun, but there was no, at most he had a hole in his body.

"Damn, we're flesh and blood, this thing isn't."

"Be careful, this thing won't die!"

Dong Zhuojun's strange screams came and went, and the wooden man could still move normally if he was poked a hole, but if he poked a hole in the person, it would be over.

"You can't stab this thing with a gun, you can cut it with a knife!" A smarter soldier was shouting, "Cut off its head." ”

Dong Zhuojun's spearmen retreated with a "bang", and a group of school knife men poured up from behind, and the wooden men and school knife men fought together. The light of the knife flickered, and the sawdust flew.

A school knife player named Cai Xiaoshu had good martial arts, and after a few rounds, he swept through thousands of troops with one move, cutting into the neck of the wooden man who was his enemy, and the head made of wooden bumps spun and flew into the air.

Cai Xiaoshu was proud, but saw that the wooden man without his head did not fall, but reached out to catch his head in mid-air, and then pressed it to his neck and straightened his head again...... Cai Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment! Just when he was in a daze, the wooden man raised his hand and stabbed Cai Xiaoshu in the heart.

"Wow!"

"If you don't play, how many lives you have to fight with this kind of monster is not enough."

"Run!"

Dong Zhuojun's soldiers' morale suddenly collapsed, turned around and ran away, Zhang Ji saw this momentum, and also knew that there was no singing, although the enemy army only had five hundred wooden people, but he was not afraid of knives and guns, he was not afraid of losing his head, he really couldn't fight against such a monster, anyway, I came to catch Cao Ying, you can't blame me if you can't win, right?

Zhang Ji led the way and ran backwards, and the remnants of the soldiers followed, and they ran clean in a blink of an eye.

Seeing that the enemy had run away, Ma Jun waved his hand, and the golden light connected to the five hundred wooden people flowed, and the five hundred wooden people lined up in a neat queue and returned to the courtyard to form a phalanx.

"Haha, good skills." Mimi's eyes were overjoyed.

Ma Jun flattened his mouth and said: "This is not a skill at all, that is, the low-level work of the wooden man, the real advanced is to invent all kinds of magical equipment, if you can act automatically without my martial arts skills, that is the real invention, I am still far behind...... I need a lot of wood for all kinds of inventions, so I agreed to help you. ”

Mimi smiled and nodded, "Okay!" There is no need to mention the matter of wood. ”

Mimiyan took out a bag of gems from her arms, handed it to Zhong Hui next to her, and said: "Use this money to buy a lot of wood and come back, let's first help Master Ma Jun make 20,000 wooden people and form our own army, and then we can show our strength and seize the world." ”

Zhong Hui nodded, and took Qiu Jian, Tian Xu, Hu Lie, Xu Yi, Wei Xuan, Zhuge Xu and others to Zhang Luo Muliu.

Mimi turned her head to look at Sima Yi and said, "What we have to do next is to use these 20,000 wooden troops to occupy a base area, it's not a way to wander around like this, do you have any ideal location?" ”

Mimiyan's question is reasonable, the Central Plains is very large, there are cities everywhere, but not all cities can be occupied, although Dong Zhuo went to Chibi, but maybe when he will turn around, if he occupies a city in the Central Plains, I am afraid that before the ass is hot, Dong Zhuo's army will be killed, and it will be too late to operate.

Finding a safe place to stay is really not an ordinary difficulty.

Mimi actually had a good place in her heart, but she intended to test Sima Yi, so she pretended to ask Sima Yi blindly.

I saw Sima Yi frowning, thinking deeply for a long time before he said, "Liaodong!" ”

"Oh?" Mimi's eyes lit up, and those soul-saunting eyes stared at Sima Yi and said, "Why did you choose Liaodong?" ”

Sima Yi doesn't like to speak, but it can't be said at such an important time, she said in the simplest sentence: "Far away, cold ......"

She only said two words, but the meaning of these two words was enough for Mimi's eyes to understand. In fact, the best position in Mimiyan's mind happens to be Liaodong.

Mimiyan couldn't help laughing: "That's right, it's worthy of Sima Yi, and it's my favorite candidate for military advisors." Liaodong is in a remote location, and even if Dong Zhuo wants to deal with me, he won't be able to send troops over for a while. As long as she slows down a few months, it will enter winter, when most of Liaodong will be covered with ice and snow, even if she wants to fight, she can't come, and when the spring flowers bloom next year, I have firmly grasped Liaodong in my own hands, and it will not be so easy for her to fight again at that time. ”

Mimi waved her small hand and ordered: "It's decided, the Muren Army is ready, and immediately march to Xiangping City in Liaodong." ”

At this moment, Zhong Hui, who had just left to go to Zhang Luomu, suddenly turned back.

She hurriedly ran to Mimi's eyes and said loudly: "Lord, there has been a big change!" ”

"Tell me about it." Mimi smiled and said, "How much can it change?" ”

Zhong Hui said hurriedly: "There is Dong Zhuojun's military advisor in the southern sky who used the 'Beacon Fire' military division technique to pass on the swift back, and Dong Zhuojun's army was defeated in Chibi......"

Mimi's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and everyone hurriedly looked up to the south, only to see a few rows of big characters made with the "Beacon" military division technique floating in the sky in the south: "Chibi defeated...... When the armies saw the beacon fire, they immediately moved south...... Receiving Her Majesty's retreat ......"

The rows of large characters tumbled in the air for a while, then slowly faded and finally disappeared.

"Hahahaha!" Mimi sat on the back of the Shadow Horse, and suddenly laughed: "Dong Zhuo, you also have today, hahaha!" ”

Deng Ai and Zhong Hui were born, and they didn't know much about the situation in the world, Deng Ai couldn't help but ask: "Lord, who is so powerful that he can defeat Dong Zhuo?" ”

A strong feeling of longing flashed in Mimi's eyes, she knew who did it, except for Sun Yu and Sun Xunzhen, who else in the world could instigate the battle to defeat Dong Zhuojun?

She couldn't help but reach out and touch her high bulging belly, it was spring to be pregnant with this child, it was the end of summer now, half a year had passed in a blink of an eye, and the belly was getting bigger day by day, and every day the child in the belly grew, it meant that she and the man had not seen each other for a day.

Damn man, I want to fight for the world, why do you want to fight for the world? Can't you let me? Listen to me?

A flash of resentment flashed in Mimi's heart, but in an instant, she thought again: If this man is a soft bone, then what else is there to like? I like him, isn't it because he has the ambition to win the world?

Heroes of the world, only to find the truth and the ears!

Mimi sighed deeply at the southern sky, disobedient guy, when I take over the world, when you want to join me, I won't do it, I have to kneel down on one knee and beg me, I will accept you into my harem.

Well, build a big harem, put such a man in it, and occasionally pamper him, if he is disobedient, I will ignore him for half a year, and I should repay him for not coming to me for half a year.

"Lord, what are you laughing at? You haven't said who defeated Dong Zhuo. Xiao Deng Ai shook Mimi's arm beside him, and there was an expression of eagerness on his face.

Mimi smiled proudly and said, "Apart from me, there is only one person who has the potential to defeat Dong Zhuo, and that is my man...... The father of the child in my belly...... There is no other possible surname other than him. ”

Deng Ai tilted his head and said curiously: "Lord, since he is your man, then he should listen to you." What else are we fighting in Liaodong? Wouldn't it be okay to find this man, let him obediently get into trouble, and then use his forces to deal with Dong Zhuo? ”

"Hah!" Mimi was amused by Xiao Deng Ai's words, she raised her eyes and looked into the distance, it was late summer and early autumn, and the leaves of some trees had begun to turn yellow, and there was a slight depression between heaven and earth.

Mimi sighed, "This man is so naughty, I don't know when I will be able to tame him." ”

Xiao Deng Ai glanced at Mimi's big belly, and grinned: "Let's blackmail him, if he is disobedient, we will abuse his children......"

Everyone: "......"

(To be continued)