Chapter Seventy-One: Du He's Provocation Baili Cloud's poisonous tongue
At this time, Du He looked at Bailiyun and asked, "Father, he doesn't seem to be as old as me!" ”
Du Ruhui glared at him and said, "There is a precedence in learning, and the one who reaches is the first." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info no illness but when the minister of the court, the official on the fourth grade, the founding county uncle, and wear many hats, can you compare! What's more, no illness is a year-old friend for his father, even if he is young, according to the ancient law, you should call your uncle, what are you still stunned for? ”
Before Du He could say anything, he was stopped by the eldest brother Du Wei on the side, looked at his serious father, and then reluctantly shouted: "Du He has seen Uncle Baili!" ”
Bailiyun nodded, but didn't say anything, after all, this is also human nature. However, it can be seen that this Du He has a very domineering temperament, and when he thinks of the description in the history books, he is a loser.
Du Ruhan smiled: "No disease, the family style is not strict, I am smiling!" ”
Bailiyun waved his hand and said, "It's okay!" ”
Cheng Biting Jin snorted and said, "Hey, sit down and eat, I've been waiting for a long time!" ”
Du Ruhui's face was a little better, nodded in agreement, and everyone sat down one after another.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, everyone drank very happily, of course, it was mainly the three of Bailiyun, Du Wei and Du He were not enough.
Du Ruhui asked with a smile: "No disease, is the dish still to taste?" ”
Bai Liyun nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, I am very satisfied, the dish is very well done!" ”
Du Ruhui smiled and said: "I've heard that there is no disease in your craftsmanship, even Your Majesty is also amazed, I am afraid that you will not be used to eating, so I specially asked the kitchen to put more spices!" ”
Bailiyun waved his hand: "There's no need to bother with me, I'm not so picky!" ”
Cheng Biting Jin dismantled the stage and said: "I heard Chu Mo say that your mouth is not an ordinary pick, at the beginning, for a meal, I was stunned that I made a meal by myself, and I cried when I ate Chu Mo's useless food!" ”
Bai Liyun scratched his head in embarrassment.
Cheng Yanjin touched his round belly and laughed: "Qingyang's craftsmanship is not to say, and later he invited me to a few specially made banquets." ”
Du Ruhui asked inquiringly, "How does it taste?" ”
Cheng Yanjin thought for a while and said, "What do you say?" That is a kind of enjoyment, after eating, I suddenly feel that the previous days were in vain, and all I ate was pig food. That taste, now that I think about it, seems to be still floating in my mouth, and I can't forget it for a long time! ”
Du Ruhui glanced at him and said sarcastically: "You are not a cow, when will you learn to ruminate as a cow!" ”
Cheng Yanjin was speechless for a moment, and then blushed and said, "If I were a cow, it would be much better than you, who eat pig food!" ”
Du Ruhui was speechless for a moment, and scolded: "You old killer, you are really vulgar." ”
Cheng Yanjin picked up a toothpick and picked his teeth, and said disdainfully: "Let's change the word, I'm tired of hearing it for a long time, you literati, when you open your mouth, those two sentences are either vulgar or insulting." Really, my ears can afford to hear calluses! ”
Du Ruhui had no choice, and said helplessly: "You are just a hob meat, oil and salt don't enter, I really can't do anything about you!" ”
Bailiyun smiled and said, "Don't you know who Uncle Cheng is, don't you pay attention to him." Come, I salute you, Brother Keming! Then he raised his glass.
Du Ruhui also picked up the wine glass and touched it, drank it all, and then said: "It would be nice for Datang to have a few more generals who understand etiquette like you, all of them are like Zhijie, but it's really annoying." ”
Bai Liyun also drank the wine dry, and said with a smile: "Brother Keming has been raised!" ”
At this time, Du He interjected: "Father, then to put it this way, Lord Baili's work is very good!" There was also a hint of provocation in his tone.
Du Ruhui's face sank, and he shouted: "Bastard thing, call uncle, there is no etiquette at all, where have you learned your studies?" I know all day long that I recruit cats and dogs, and if I don't do my job, how could I give birth to such a wicked obstacle as you! ”
Du He was still about to collide, but he was pulled by Du Wei beside him. Du Wei said: "Don't make your father angry. Duhe listened to his brother very much, so he didn't say anything.
Du Wei stood up, personally poured a full wine for Baili Yun, and then raised his glass and said: "Uncle Baili, don't mind, my brother doesn't talk distractedly, I apologize to you for him, I respect you!" Then he drank it first.
Du Wei was like this, and Bailiyun naturally couldn't say anything, so he had to pick up the wine glass and drink it dry. Then he said: "It's nothing, children will be a little rebellious, I don't care!" ”
Du Ruhui's face was a little better at this time.
But Du He seemed to have eaten gunpowder, and said: "What kind of child, how old can you be?" Really, full of big heads, hehe! ”
Du Ruhui's anger that he had just suppressed suddenly rose again, and he said angrily: "What are you talking about, say it again, you bastard!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to fight, so frightened that Du He quickly hid aside.
Bailiyun hurriedly grabbed Du Ruhui and said, "Extinguish the fire, Brother Keming." Then he looked at Du He, who was hiding behind Du Wei.
Baili Yun said: "You are very unconvinced? ”
Although Du He was very afraid of his father, he didn't want to be looked down upon, so he stubbornly said, "Of course, what do you want?" ”
Bailiyun waved his hand and played with the taste: "I don't want to do anything, I just want you to recognize the status quo!" ”
Duhe asked, "What is the current situation?" ”
Bai Liyun pouted: "I really don't know how Brother Keming is so wise and wise, how can there be such a stupid son as you." ”
Du He was suddenly poked in the sore spot, like a fried chicken, pointing at Bailiyun and shouting: "What, what, you say I'm stupid, I can't beat you!" Then he threw his fist at him.
Bailiyun casually flicked the flute, knocked Du He back, and was supported by Du Gou.
Bai Liyun said contemptuously: "As a child of an official eunuch, you can't even recognize the most basic status quo, and I really don't know what to say to you." ”
Du He roared: "Why didn't I recognize it? ”
Du Ruhui didn't know what to say at this time, looking at his two-hundred-and-five-like son, and then looking at Cheng Yanjin, who was watching the joke on the side, his face was pale.
Bailiyun gave Du Ruhui a reassuring look, and then said sarcastically: "You are just a dumb kid who has no power, his steps are vain, and his blood is empty." I want to ask you, what gave you the courage to dare to make a move against me, a lieutenant general? ”
Du He was a little clear, and he regretted that he shouldn't be so impulsive, but he couldn't pull his face, and said stiffly: "What about Zhonglang General, aren't you also a head and two shoulders." ”
Bai Liyun sneered: "In my opinion, you are just a dead duck with a hard mouth." Okay, I'll give you a chance, see this, can you pull him out yourself, I'll admit you! Otherwise, you will obediently call uncle! ”
Bai Liyun stood up as he spoke, walked to the courtyard and picked up the sticks erected next to the door frame, and then casually swiped the sticks into the ground paved with stone slabs, leaving only one handle on the surface.
Bailiyun stretched out his hand and motioned for Du He to pull out a stick.
Although Du He was startled, so many people, especially Bai Liyun, were looking at him, and they didn't want to show their timidity, so they walked over and began to pull out.
Cheng Biting Jin smiled and came to Du Ruhui's side, gloating and said, "Hehe, little Du He is going to be unlucky." At this moment, even my son may not be able to pull it up. You don't go to persuasion? ”
As soon as Du Wei heard this, he wanted to persuade Du He to give up, and it would be bad to be embarrassed.
As soon as he was about to move, he was stopped by Du Ruhui.
Du Wei looked at his father.
Du Ruhui sighed, looked at his hands and grabbed it violently, exerting his strength to eat, Du He, whose face was flushed, said lonely: "Don't go, it's okay to teach him a lesson, I didn't have time to care about it in the past, and I was too pampered, so that he had no one in his eyes and became like this." It's good for him to suffer now, and I hope he can change a little. Ay! ”
Looking at his disappointed father, Du Wei looked at Du He, who was still struggling, and nodded.
Du He regretted it very much at the moment, he had nothing to say, but now it's good, he smashed his hand. Where did this ** come from, throw it lightly, it is so sturdy, it can't be pulled out at all!
Du He looked at Bailiyun's disdainful expression, and his heart tightened. This expression was familiar to him, and he used to look at others like this before. I don't want to call Bailiyun to look down.
Du He once again exerted all his strength, however, it seemed that he had not exercised for too long, and his brain turned black and he fell to the ground. It took a long time to recover, and there was Venus in front of me, and I was dizzy.
Bailiyun looked at Du He condescendingly, and said sarcastically: "What, my second nephew, you are so capable, where did the arrogance that you shouted with me just now?" Farming all day and running out of energy? Isn't it dizzy? ”
Du He nodded stunned.
Bailiyun smiled, turned his back to him and said, "Be careful not to die in a woman's belly one day, don't be too industrious!" ”
Then he said: "I don't want to see Brother Keming's white-haired people sending black-haired people one day, that's not good!" Second nephew! Let's honestly call it uncle! ”