"Who said that I was afraid of my wife, at most my wife was not afraid of me!" Lao Cui refuted Lao Liao with a smile, and pointed to Lao Liao to attack and defend and said to others, "I'm not like him, a typical machismo, he has always been a shopkeeper at home, and he doesn't want to do anything." www.biquge.info When his wife complained that he couldn't finish the housework, he comforted his wife and said, 'Alas, there is really no way, if the policy allows, I will find a little wife to help you do it together'. Hey, did you find it, Lao Liao is now getting younger and younger, and more and more beautiful. ”

Lao Liao opened his mouth, pointed to the two dentures that had just been installed, and said, "What am I young and beautiful, don't I add two new 'security guards' at the gate?" ”

Lao Cui said: "It's not wrong for me to say that Lao Liao is young, he has just begun to 'change his teeth'." ”

Lao Liao blushed, pointed to a piece of frost and snow on Lao Cui's head and said, "You are younger than me, everyone look at his 'little white head'." ”

Lao Yin smiled and said to the two fellows: "The two of you are still young, there is an old saying that 'people live seventy years old', and now, people live seventy little brothers, and it is rare to be over 100 years old, and you can only say 'old' at the age of 80 or 90, not to mention that the two of you are not yet seventy years old." ”

Most of the villagers who were invited by Lao Yin to the party are not much different in age from each other, and most of them have retired, among them, there are the original department-level leaders of state organs, as well as the company's CEOs and managers, as well as successful people who came to Beijing from their hometowns, and Yang Chuanfu is the only retired cadre who used to work in the army.

The happiest thing for retired old people is to get together with old friends, so that the friendship that has precipitated over the years fills the gap in their later life. When they met, they were not like in-service cadres who asked about work and career, nor like people in enterprises and business circles, who talked about the market and business, but more about how they were doing and whether they were in a good mood. Or it's just homely and jokes. They usually meet once or twice a year, and each person's face is a changing landscape, and the master who decorates the scenery is called "Time".

Yang Chuanfu smiled and said to Lao Cui: "You are not too old, dye your white hair again, you look at least ten years younger, yesterday I met a few familiar old comrades who participated in the morning exercise in Lotus Pond Park, their hair was dyed, and said that this is called 'old and pretty'." ”

Lao Cui said: "I also dyed it a few years ago, and then my wife said to me, you don't talk about friends, you don't engage in objects, who can see if you dye it so beautiful, I don't dislike you!" If you are confident in life and do not take old age seriously, the gray hair is not an autumn frost that shows decay, but a snow that heralds a good year, and you will live younger and younger mentally. ”

Lao Liao said: "People who often write articles in the office are full of poetry when they say things that are different from others. ”

A few people were talking and laughing, and one of the fellows who attended the party finally entered the restaurant.

Lao Fang's health is not very good, and his face is always entrenched with a sick look that does not go away.

After Lao Yin greeted Lao Fang, he dragged a chair over for him to sit down, and asked him with concern: "You are not easy to walk, your nose is a little rusty when you speak, is it cold?" ”

"I had a bad cold a few days ago, and I had a terrible headache yesterday, but today I got a little better." Lao Fang said.

Lao Cui said on the side: "Lao Fang, your cold is almost cured, it belongs to the 'late stage of cold', is your head still hurting now?" ”

"When do you spit out two tusks out of your mouth, let's see. My head doesn't hurt now, it's just that my nose is a little uncomfortable. ”

"Listen, his cold has shifted, hasn't it?" Lao Cui said to everyone.

Lao Fang smiled and scolded Lao Cui in his hometown dialect.

According to the relationship between his hometown, Lao Fang is a relative of Lao Cui who can't beat him with 800 poles, and Lao Fang said that Lao Cui should call him his cousin, but Lao Cui doesn't admit it.

"Lao Cui's daughter-in-law's stomach was 'intolerable' a few years ago, and she had a miscarriage several times during pregnancy." Lao Fang said to everyone, "At the last party, he once said that when he became a grandfather, he invited us to dinner, and what he said should be counted, you can't have a grandson as a grandson now, say, when will we have a meal?" ”

Lao Cui smiled at Lao Fang secretly: "A few years later, on April 5th, I will invite you alone." ”

"It's Qingming Festival, you don't call it a meal, you call it an offering, I'm afraid you will forget me, an 'elder', when the time comes." Lao Fang said with a smile.

A group of elderly people talked more and more lively, and when Lao Yin saw that everyone had arrived, he beckoned everyone to take a seat.

"Why didn't Mr. Qin come today?" Yang Chuanfu asked Lao Yin.

Qin is always the chief financial officer of a large company, and was the only incumbent when he attended a hometown gathering last year.

Lao Yin looked at the other fellows, and said without saying anything: "He has had something trivial recently------

Lao Cui said indignantly: "What happened to something 'trivial'? He made a big deal and took bribes of more than 10 million! ”

"He has an annual salary of millions and is not short of money to spend, how can he still take bribes?" Yang Chuanfu was puzzled, and asked himself as if he were asking others.

"Greedy!" Lao Liao said.

"Congratulations on your correct answer, add ten points, he is greedy!" Lao Cui said, "Greed is a bridge, the past is a prison, he wanted to fish in oil and water before retirement, but he fell into it." Some people are like this, they want to be an official when they get rich, they want to get rich when they become an official, they always want to be an official and 'get rich', and they think too much about 'official' and 'wealth', and together they are 'coffin-material'. There is a famous saying: Learning is like sailing against the current, and if you don't advance, you will retreat; People's hearts drive downhill, easy to put and difficult to collect. I have long found out that Lao Qin has some views that are different from ours, and he regards money as very important. ”

Lao Yin said: "He is a very smart person, but unfortunately his mind is not used in the right place, he knows several Chinese, and he can talk and communicate with the locals without an interpreter when he travels around the world." ”

"A wise man does good deeds with immeasurable merit, but he does bad deeds with great sins. Some people say that he can blow, play, play, and sing anything: bragging, pulling relationships, playing the piano, and singing high-pitched. Some people also say that he is a 'three-hard' cadre: he writes articles with a hard pen, makes reports with a hard mouth, and sees women with a hard second. ”

Lao Cui's words made the room laugh again.

Lao Fang said: "What are you laughing at, I'm telling the truth, some people say that he only has two types of women who don't touch, one is born to him, the other is born to him, and he dares to make up his mind about the rest." There is nothing strange about this, is he a 'chief rapist', and total rape is a general term for rape and *****. ”

Lao Cui said: "To be a man is to talk about character, to be an official to talk about official morality, some people have a very high position, great power, and seem to be a 'character', if he does not share worries for the country and does not know how to do things for the masses, then he is neither a 'person' nor a 'thing'." Lao Qin is greedy for money and more greedy for sex, and he is cowardly, sometimes he dares to take a walk with his mistress with a pet dog, and the employees of their unit say behind their backs that they are together: dogs, men, and women. ”

Lao Fang interjected and said: "You are right, as soon as he sees a beautiful woman, his body is soft, and of course there are some hard parts. Some people say that he was very good at the beginning, and then he was very lustful, he didn't look for willows when he was young, but when he got older, he learned to mess with flowers and grass. The CFO mainly manages the funds well, but he likes to engage in some 'side hustles', meddling in other units and other families. He is a delicate person who has experienced a lot of winds and waves, but this time he capsized in a small ditch, causing him to capsize in a ditch where there is no water, called '****, that is, one of his many mistresses exposed his old bottom. ”

Yang Chuanfu corrected the old man on the side and said: "What began to cause him to change was not the increase in age, but the change in position. Some leading cadres are afraid of losing the power in their hands and want to take advantage of the opportunity before retirement to make another profit. For some officials, retirement is a terrible disease, and the stronger the desire for financial and property rights when they are in office, the more 'sick' they will be after retirement. (To be continued.) )