Chapter 10 Mass Foundation
Zhou Bajin carried his own burden, carrying Ye Fei's burden in his hand, and said warmly in his heart, "Uncle, you were really, really, really great."
Ye Fei chipped on the apple while grinning and said, "What's this, who wouldn't say cheap words, maybe when I get to the battlefield, I'll be the first to die,"
Along the way, it was lifeless, mainly to take the official road, don't look at the ups and downs of feudal society, there is still nothing to say about road transportation. The dirt road www.biquge.info is wide and hard. Lu Zhengfeng rode a high-headed horse with a red head, and the rest followed in an orderly manner. On the way, I encountered several groups of conscripts in villages and towns, and slowly the number of people increased, and the anger became lively.
"Yikes! Isn't this Brother Wang of Yangliu Village, you were also selected? ”
"Not really! Do you know where we're going? ”
"Who knows, it's not a good place anyway, it's said to be the vanguard of King Xuan's rebellion"
"We croppers don't have a steady hoe, where will there be a war!"
"No, no... Originally, the imperial court had all the military households and 8 David Army, let us be the vanguard, and it was clear that we would be sent to death as a living target."
Wow! Yikes! Mother! Yikes! A little fat man behind him cried! The men around him who were drawn in to serve as soldiers also had gloomy faces. Knowing that he is going to be a live target, a pioneer in human flesh, who can feel good in his heart.
Zhou Bajin comforted the little fat man a few words. Ye Fei glanced at it, shook his head, his face was very calm, in fact, thousands of grass and mud horses ran over in his heart
"I'm grass! O darkness of the old society of all evils! Lao Tzu is really grass! It turns out that the pioneer is the first to die! That TM is probably far from coming out."
Ye Fei calmed down a lot and said, "Brothers! Don't mess up with yourself first, no matter where you go to judge, let's not mess up with ourselves first, listen to my command when the time comes, even if you die, everyone will have a companion when they die together."
Hearing this, everyone found the backbone of the main heart, nodded one after another, and then thought about the ghost on Ye Fei at that time, he couldn't say that he would be in power in 10 years, and his face finally eased a little, faith and religion are still quite tenable in many cases.
Lu Zhengfeng immediately cast a touch of appreciation that was not easy to understand.
The team went from day to night, and when they arrived at the Huyu Station, everyone temporarily forgot the hardships of serving in the army, and began to blow nonsense from all over the world, after all, they are all men, and it is normal for them to be blown by the TV station, after all, they are all men, and it is inevitable to say some jokes that are not suitable for children to listen to, after all, they are all men, and it is of course the most fascinating to talk about those unmarried young men who have not seen it.
Due to the early marriage in ancient times, it is quite normal for a 15.6-year-old man to marry a wife and have children, and in some areas it is even earlier at the age of 13.14, so there are many people like Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin who have not been married, and even girls have not held their hands. Like those who are already married, there are naturally children, and there are only a few. Then these men who have tasted the taste of women have naturally become the topic of stormy characters!
A man who is more than eight feet tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a wicked, obscene, and trivial smile on his face is sitting on the table, this person's name is Zheng Jiu is a farmer in Wutong County next door, and there are several children. Naturally, the qualifications are the oldest, and they are the most suitable for blowing these jokes. Surrounded by a wooden bed, everyone formed a big circle, hugging him in the innermost layer, all with evil faces, expectant, and occasionally swallowed saliva, and listened to Zheng Jiu on the table full of anticipation to tell those romantic things.
"Me! At night, I went into the room of the neighbor Ma Widow, and I walked to her door and opened a crack in the door, and guess what? ”
Dozens of men swallowed their saliva and grinned in anticipation
"She... She... Threading the needle! "She's taking a shower!" "She's sleeping!"
One answer after another has become more and more explicit, but the anger is getting higher and higher!
Suddenly, a hearty and steady voice came from the crowd, "Naked in bed with a man, right?" ”
Yo ~ Yo ~ Yo ~ One by one the men clapped their hands and applauded, whistling, and covering their faces.
Ye Fei looked well-informed, and raised his hand to the fans with a calm face. "Humph! What should I do, just tell a meat joke, this TM can tell me? ”
Zheng Jiuyi admired the heroes and heroes, and clasped his fists with both hands and said, "It's rare that this brother is also so Yaxing, and it seems that he is also a person from Huamen, so you might as well come up and tell you about those ups and downs?" ”
Zhou Bajin clapped with both hands and said "good"! Immediately, thunderous applause sounded around, and several men wanted to go up to Ye Fei to ask for an autograph.
Ye Fei pretended to excuse himself twice, and under the enthusiastic request of all the fans, he couldn't bear everyone's enthusiasm and finally went on the stage calmly, oh, no. It's on the table...
Ye Fei clasped his hands into fists and made a 360-degree salute to the surroundings. It attracted warm applause from everyone. There are a few people who have never seen the world and decided to look forward to the Ye seniors and die without regrets! So, the mass base is accumulated in the usual little by little behavior, Ye Fei thought so.
"If you want to talk about this romantic affair, you have to talk about this Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, and say that Pan Jinlian looks like that! Delicate and charming, panting into the bones"
The book of the Golden Bottle Plum is mainly from a person named Nanling Xiaoxiaosheng in the Ming Dynasty. It is said that there is a saying about Jiajing and Wanli in the dynasty, but now that Hongzhi is in the year, no one should have heard of it, right? Ye Fei thought so.
The surroundings were silent, and a pair of wolf-like eyes stared at Ye Fei! Ye Fei was a little stunned in his heart, it seems that no matter which dynasty or generation, the masses' desire for knowledge is always very strong, whether it is the development of productive forces or... This one.. Excess energy...
"Anyway, there is a playboy in Yanggu County, whose name is Ximenqing! Then again, the number one beauty in the county is called Pan Jinlian! This Pan Jinlian..."
Ye Fei painted the sound and color, the expression of the eyebrows and eyes was vivid, and when it came to the emotional place, he also took off his coat with the reproduction of the scene of his own care...
For a while, the wolves were furious, and the applause was thunderous! When it was said that Wu Dalang was killed by the two of them, their eyes were red! The complexion is not good, the eyes are shining, and the fists are clenched!
It seems that these ordinary people are always the kindest and easiest people to get into the play, Ye Fei has quickened the pace, so as not to be beaten by ****...
Wu Song shouted! It's not difficult to wrap around your name, return my eldest brother's life, say it's too late, that's fast, Wu Song waved his hand, his hand rose and fell, a hexagram of blood sprayed into the sky, and Pan Jinlian's head flew out more than 3 meters away"
Good! A shout remembered! Applause and whistles one after another! Zhou Bajin covered his tears and said loudly: "He is my uncle!" He's my uncle! I'm his nephew! The only nephew in the world"
"Good kill! Grass she's paralyzed! Lady Y is punished for everything! ”
"In our village, you have to soak in the pig cage, you know?"
"Oops... Wu Song is also willing to start... If I..."
"How are you?"
"I... Then what to do later"
Bah! Beast.! Then there was a burst of laughter. A great man once said that the friendship between men is very pure, drinking wine and eating meat, it is easy for women to bring the relationship between men and men closer, Ye Fei also proved that you can use meat jokes to shorten the distance.
After the rumor passed, Zheng Jiu asked, "Senior Ye!" What about Ximenqing? Is Ximenqing at large? ”
That's right! And the adulterer is still alive! Everyone stopped talking and looked at Ximenqing questioningly, no. Looking at Ye Fei.
Ye Fei blinked his eyes, and while Shen was lazy, he got off the table and said, "Oh, I'm too tired after walking for a day today, Ximenqing also has to sleep, let him live one more night." I'll let him die tomorrow, okay? Everyone shouted. A look of contempt and helplessness.
After a day of walking, everyone was indeed very tired, and after watching tonight's play, they dispersed one after another, ready to strip and go to bed.
The first night after leaving the village, everyone didn't sleep, the surroundings were quiet, some people missed the children of their hometown, some people missed their hometown mothers, some people missed the little young next door, a light song, gently came, sang into everyone's ears "Fireflies light up the starlight of the night, who added a dream dress for me, pushed open the heart window and looked far away, who picked that one, yesterday's sorrow, I am like a fish, in your lotus pond, just to wait with you, the white moonlight, swimming through the four seasons, lotus flowers are still fragrant, It's like you're in the middle of the water."
Everyone didn't applaud, but there was a smile on their faces, and their thoughts had drifted to their hometown, to the person they missed the most...
Zhou Bajin fell asleep, and said in a daze, "It's my uncle who sings... My uncle..."
The night is very cool, the wind is very light, young life, cherish more.