Chapter 590: Cutting off the beard
While the SF-MADE friends were working day and night to catch up with the Amazon picking robot competition, Li Xiantai left them to do their own work alone. Of course, his friends can't find out that Li Xiantai is lazy, because Saber replaces Li Xiantai in the role of project manager and chief programmer in the illusion mirror, and Saber is there waiting for them almost every minute.
In the eyes of his friends, although Li Xiantai is not often with them, the amount of time spent on the project is amazing.
Mrs. Li found a single-family house from an old lady landlord in the countryside who didn't know anything, and started his undisciplined Tiantuan smart contact lens project here. This old lady, who can't check the news on the Internet, probably has never seen the photo of Li Xiantai's wanted warrant, and even if he appears in his true face, the old lady will not notice anything wrong at all. On the first day of renting a house, Li Xiantai went straight to KUKA to buy a home robot, and asked Saber to program the KUKA robot to clean a large house inside and out. Oops, the room is too big, and in order not to make it empty, Li Xian wants to raise a puppy. The landlady had a squirrel dog which was very pleasant. Mrs. Li also went to the pet market to look for a puppy that was so small that it was often bullied by children. The squirrel dog he found had three coat colors: brown, yellow, and white, so he was named Delta by Li Xiantai.
He had just named the puppy, and the little girl clerk at the pet store said, "Yes."
I'm sorry sir, I just forgot, in fact, it has already been ordered by someone else, I'm really sorry, in order to apologize, I'll give you a bag of dog food. Li Xiantai looked up, not far away a pair of dog men and women were looking over this side, according to Li Xiantai's observations, eighty percent of the dog men and women offered a relatively high price, so the clerk did not hesitate to break his word and fat. Li Xiantai already regarded Delta as her own property, touched its soft fur, and said, "Really? I like it a lot, and I even have a name, so why don't I add more money. ”
If there is more money than money, Li Xiantai is not afraid of anyone, and the richest man in the world may not take the initiative to sink a nuclear submarine that cannot be bought for 1 billion US dollars like Li Xiantai.
Unexpectedly, the clerk had no eyesight, thinking that Li Xiantai, a teenager, could not have any financial ability, and was embarrassed to say it directly, so he refused on the ridiculous grounds of "abiding by business ethics".
Li Xiantai had to run to this pair of local tycoons who looked like they came from the Great Qing Kingdom, and said in authentic Chinese: "Hey, do you know that this is a truncated beard?" Cutting off the beard is very hurtful. ”
Brother Hu laughed: "What? Your uncle, I love to cut off my beard! The thrill is like sticking your palm out of the window at 60 yards! ”
It's not a family, it's a family, his girlfriend, Sister Hu is also happy, and seems to be complacent about his man's clever metaphor.
Li Xian was quite angry, but he had just arrived in San Francisco, so he should not be too high-profile, and it was best to teach these two dog men and women a lesson secretly.
60 yards? Well, I'll observe first and see what the dogs and men have in their cars
There's no autopilot function, and if there is, and it happens to be cracked, then let you taste what it's like to be 60 yards forever, and you can't stop at all, hehe...... Li Xiantai went to the parking lot with these two dogs and men, and which two guys knew that Li Xiantai was following them, but they didn't pay attention to it, but were even more proud, because soon Li Xiantai would find out that their car was a high-end BMW sports car, hehe, small look, convincing? Okay, not self-driving cars, but now that a lot of Li Xiantai's labor tools are on the way to UPS, so he has plenty of time to play happily with them, and Li Xiantai continues to follow them unhurriedly in his rented Honda car, waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, and preferably snatch back his Delta.
Sister Intercept Hu found Li Xiantai's car and said, "That kid is still following behind, he is really unyielding, what should I do?" Brother Hu: "What are you afraid of?" A little boy, I know several police officers in the area where we live, and I'll tell them when we get down to our neighborhood. But...... Don't do this, I hope he dares to do something stupid, I can teach him a lesson, I haven't moved in the United States for a long time. IF THIS WAS IN THE GREAT QING KINGDOM, I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM A LONG TIME AGO. As soon as the words fell, I found that Li Xiantai's little Honda had parted ways with them at a fork in the road. The couple were disappointed, they didn't know that Saber had already known their address through their license plate number, and there was no need to follow them stupidly. Wait until the dead of night
When the time comes...... and their good fruit to eat.
Halfway through, the couple went to do a little errand, and the result was that Mrs. Li Xiantai arrived at the neighborhood where they lived earlier than them, which was a relatively upscale neighborhood in Chinatown. However, no matter how upscale the community is, because of the gathering of Chinese, there is a large group of Chinese family members.
If you have a family, then you can't miss an aunt. Aunties who increasingly don't think of themselves as outsiders are happily gathering in public green spaces for square dancing.
It's such a familiar feeling, Mrs. Li Xian just saw this scene, how similar it is to Guangzhou, and a sense of intimacy swelled in her heart.
However, for some people, these square groups who do not treat themselves as outsiders, and even use the public green space as their own home, are deeply disgusted.
There is a buddy who can't stand these days from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m., and the loudspeakers are singing all the way, so he called the real estate agent, ready to provoke me to hide and see if I can sell the house.
found that Li Xiantai looked at the aunts, this guy thought that the young people hated these square groups, and said to him: "Damn, I didn't expect to live in Chinatown so noisy, and the police don't care, because they are all Chinese!" Alas, did you create the four great hatreds of my life? ”
Li Xiantai: "Oh? Isn't it a foreign land: a creditor; Long sweat meets rain and dew: one drop; When nominated for the Gold List: duplicate name; Candle Night in the Cave Room: Next Door? ”
The buddy shook his head: "I don't hate these, I hate them: first, Edison!" Because Ya invented the gramophone, it has now evolved into a tweeter in the square sky, and it is also liked by people who have died
This thing is blowing and singing, and it's annoying. I can't block my ears.
Second, I hate the ancient Chinese for inventing black gunpowder and using it to make artillery battles, and red and white ceremonies are indispensable for the New Year's and festivals. Freelancers like us often turn day and night upside down, especially for brain workers like me, it is difficult for the brain to shut down, and finally fall asleep, and as a result, a string of firecrackers go wild, rough!
Thirdly, I hate Carl Benz for inventing the internal combustion engine, you know that this kind of thing is noisy and pollutes the air, what era is it now? Why haven't humans switched to electric vehicle mode altogether?
Fourth, the guy who invented the electric drill! I don't know who he is, but it's a very annoying, this new community is decorated every day, and friends use electric drills every day! It makes me sleep every day, and I will never go to live in a new community in the future! ”
It seems that to sum up, this guy is particularly unlucky, his life habits are reversed day and night, and he also bought a house in a new community in Chinatown, who is to blame?
"You should live in the suburbs, Xiansen." Li Xiantai was very sympathetic to this unlucky man.
The hapless freelancer said sadly: "Who would have thought that there would be a square group in the United States?" Hey......"
Li Xiantai likes to watch the excitement the most, watching people make things bigger, and said: "Then you are so willing to degenerate?" I think you should declare war on the Square Celestials, at least do something! ”
The young man of the Anti-Heaven Regiment looked dazed: "What can I do?" The cops are in league with the aunts, and the only thing they can do is to leave Chinatown. ”
Li Xian smiled wickedly: "I'm a maker boy, when I get home, think about what I can do."
In order to restrain the square heavenly group, you leave a contact information, and I will contact you when I think of a combat plan. Chinatown is our common home, and you can't just run away from doing nothing, right? The young man of the Anti-Heaven Regiment clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said, "You're right! I don't know when my house will sell, because I told the agent about the problems faced by this house, I am a kind person and never lie! So during this time, I have to devote all my energy to fighting against the public nuisance aunt! "Next, the two of them introduced each other's names, Li Xiantai's English name is Black, which corresponds to Wu Ye, and this young man's name turned out to be hite, it's really fate." Let's think of a way to let the public nuisance aunts taste the bitterness. ”
When the two brothers talked in detail, the pair of dog men and women who cut off Li Xiantai's squirrel dog had also returned to the community at this time, and the bearded brother saw at a glance that Li Xiantai actually arrived at his home before him, and he sighed in his heart, such a coincidence? Still is......
Li Xiantai also knew that Brother Jiehu and Sister Jiehu saw him, but he didn't care, this kind of little thing was not as interesting as fighting with the Square Heavenly Regiment, and later, Li Xiantai found that Brother Jiehu's mother came out to greet his baby son! Hmph, this aunt looks like a core member of the Heavenly Group, and this time she can really declare her personal vendetta. "Enough is enough!" Brother Juhu was afraid that the thief would be worried, so he ran to Li Xiantai, ready to solve his worries once and for all, "You actually followed my home, what do you want to do?" "At this time, D
Elta jumped down from Brother Hu's BMW and circled around Li Xiantai affectionately, you know, under the guidance of Saber, Li Xiantai is a person who can speak a few words of Wang Xingyu, and after "speaking" twice, Delta, the squirrel dog, introduced him as a confidant, the best owner of the year. Li Xiantai stroked Delta's smooth hair and said leisurely: "Someone is scared, I knew it was like this, why bother in the first place?" ”