Chapter 348 Red Candle
When Wan He woke up again, it was already the middle of the night, and as soon as Wan He opened his eyes, he saw a pair of big and round eyes blocking his eyes, which immediately scared Wan He! looked at it again, but it was Yuerong lying beside her, staring at her with a pair of eyes staring at her. However, when she saw Wan He wake up and find herself peeping, Yuerong couldn't help but blush with shame, snorted, and immediately got up to dodge. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
How could Wan He let Yuerong run away, grabbed Yuerong's little hand, and shouted: "Good lady, why do you have to leave your husband just after waking up?" ”
"Oops!" Hearing Wan He call himself a lady, Yuerong's little face was as if it was about to be baked, and she snorted, and she shook off her hand to run. Although Yuerong is a woman, she has been happy since she was a child, she has played with all knives, guns and sticks, and her strength is much greater than that of ordinary women, and on the contrary, Wan He's thin arms and legs are not as strong as Yuerong's, and she was thrown away by Yuerong! Wan He didn't expect Yuerong to throw off his hand directly, and his whole body was just about to rush forward, but now he lost his center of gravity, and he heard a pop, and the person fell directly on the ground next to the bed, and it was the kind that was face down!
Hearing Wan He's screams, Yue Rong turned around, just in time to see Wan He raising his face, Yue Rong was stunned at first, and then couldn't care less about being shy, and giggled. At this moment, the white powder on Wan He's face has already been erased, but it was just hit just now, but it directly hit Wan He's nose and forehead, although it did not bleed, but it was red, like that, how ridiculous it is.
Wan He finally sat up straight, but he kept rubbing his nose, and the collision just now made his nose sore and painful, and even tears came out! But seeing that Yuerong was still so heartless, Wan He couldn't help but be angry, glared at Yuerong fiercely, and scolded: "When I saw Xianggong wrestling, I didn't come to help him, how is this a woman's doing?" ”
"Humph!" Hearing Wan He's words, Yuerong was crossed, and hummed with a nonchalant face: "What kind of woman? I've never heard of it! How? There's a lot of dissatisfaction with me, isn't it? Yes? ”
Yuerong said as she spoke, the pair of apricot eyes were staring at Lao Yuan, it seemed that as long as Wan He said a word of dissatisfaction, she was going to go crazy! Looking at the appearance of Yuerong's tigress, where did Wan He dare to say anything, only rubbed his nose with an aggrieved face, slowly stood up on the edge of the bed, looked left and right, and found that what he was in now was the new house in the Liang Guogong Mansion. It seems that he should have been carried back after he was drunk, and as for what happened after he got drunk, Wan He can't remember at all! I wanted to turn around and ask Yuerong, but as soon as I saw Yuerong's appearance, I immediately pouted, lowered my head with a crying face, and said, "Lady, I was wrong!" ”
Hearing Wan He's mistake, Yue Rong's face immediately turned cloudy and clear, and he stepped forward with a smile to help Wan He sit on the bed, rubbed his hand gently on Wan He's forehead, and said softly: "I know that you treat me best!" Don't worry, as long as your heart is with me, I will definitely treat you better in the future! Good boy! ”
"Ugh!" Hearing Yuerong's words, Wan He suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, where is this to marry a daughter-in-law and go home, it is clearly to marry a housekeeper's mother-in-law! No way! Young Master Ben wants to revitalize the husband! Wan He secretly made a decision in his heart, but he looked at his thin arms and legs, and thought about it again, it seems that it is better to slow down this matter! Immediately, Wan He immediately changed the topic and asked, "Uh, lady, what happened after her husband got drunk?" Belch! ”
As soon as Wan He asked this, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and Yuerong, who was still lying on his shoulder at the last moment, was so gentle that he heard Wan He's question, and immediately raised his eyebrows, sat upright, and stared at Wan He tightly. Wan He was suddenly stared at by her, and he was secretly shocked, could it be that when he was drunk, he accidentally told the about himself and Xiao Guifei?
Wan He had a ghost in his heart, looking at Yuerong's eyes, his heart was trembling, and Yuerong stared at Wan He tightly for a long time, and finally snorted and asked, "Do you dare to mention this?" If you hadn't been drunk this time, how long were you going to hide it from me? Yes! When I asked you, you played dumb, and now when you get drunk, you're all exposed, right? And it's in front of my father, hum! See if I don't clean you up! ”
Suddenly, Wan He was dumbfounded, and said it all? Or did you say it in front of Comrade Lao Yang? Isn't that the end of it? Wan He was immediately frightened and his whole body weakened, and a cold sweat broke out on his back! But soon Wan He felt something was wrong again, uh, not right? If Comrade Lao Yang knew that his son-in-law had given him a green hat, how could he let him go? The more Wan He listened, the more wrong he became, so he hurriedly grabbed Yuerong's hands and pinched his neck, and asked, "Eh! Wife! What did you say for your husband? ”
"You're still pretending?" Yuerong wasn't really angry, remembering that when Wan He made the last word to himself in Jiaze Hall before, Yuerong's face was full of happiness, and the corners of his mouth were upturned, and he said what happened after Wanhe was drunk, and finally snorted: "You have such a good talent and you don't even show it, you don't even tell me!" I'm telling you! From today onwards, you will compose me a poem every day that is as good as today! Otherwise, I won't let you go! ”
As he spoke, Yuerong's two rows of small silver teeth were sharpened left and right to show threat, but at this moment, Wan He didn't notice Yuerong, but was completely stunned by what Yuerong said. Bard? And did three songs in one go? This, when did you have such a good talent? Immediately afterwards, Wan He asked Yuerong to memorize the three poems he made, but fortunately, Yuerong was happy when he heard the three poems made by Wan He, and he had already secretly remembered them in his heart. After listening to Yuerong's recitation, Wan He couldn't help but smile bitterly, where is this poetry made by himself, all of them are poems made by great writers in the Tang and Song dynasties, and he inadvertently became a literary thief!
Of course, Wan He naturally has no guilt, when he first arrived in this era, Wan He thought about plagiarizing the famous poems and sentences of later generations, but Wan He has not been in contact with these things for a long time, where can he remember. But I didn't expect that when I drank yesterday, I actually memorized a few poems from the depths of my memory in one go! Uh, it is rumored that Li Bai has hundreds of poems about wine, is this the reason, could it be that Li Bai also crossed over from the afterlife like himself?
When Wan He was thinking like this, Yuerong next to him saw that Wan He didn't speak, so he didn't follow it, he just grabbed Wan He, shook it back and forth, and said: "Hey! Do you say yes or not? Say no! Say it! Say it! ”
Yuerong was so coquettish, Wan He couldn't bear it anymore, and his head was almost stunned by Yuerong. But the problem is Yuerong's request, Wan He really can't agree, he has that little inventory in his stomach, or he relies on getting drunk and unconsciously came up with it, do you have to get drunk once a day in the future and come up with a poem to coax his wife? Even if that's the case, the famous poems and sentences that I memorized before won't last long? However, Yuerong is coquettish, Wan He is also okay, and in the end, he can only open his mouth and agree to come down, as for whether he can perform it in the future, Wan He can't care about it!
Seeing that Wan He agreed, Yuerong became happy, which girl didn't want her husband to be a hero of both civil and military affairs? For Yuerong, although he likes Wanhe, the only deficiency is that Wanhe is very poor in both literary and martial arts. With this joy in his heart, Yuerong's movements were also gentle again, reaching out and gently brushing Wanhe's chest, smiling very happily.
Grunt! Wan He looked at Yuerong again at this time, and under the illumination of the red candle next to him, Yuerong's appearance was even more delicate, especially the big watery eyes, which made Wan He's heart itch very much. Swallowing hard, Wan He smiled and said to Yuerong: "That, lady, it's not too early at this time!" It's the Spring Festival that is worth a thousand gold, so let's not waste this good day! It's better to hehe, hehe, why don't you rest earlier! ”
Wan He said "A moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold", and suddenly Yuerong's face became more and more red, and she immediately understood what Wan He meant. And Wan He looked at Yuerong's delicate back, and when he thought that this delicate body would belong to him later, Wan He also felt dry mouth, and even a little nervous! Swallowing his saliva again, Wan He immediately ripped off the clothes on his body, and reached out to touch the delicate body on the bed.
When Wan He's fingers just touched Yue Rong's fragrant shoulder, Wan He obviously felt Yue Rong's body tremble, but there was no other movement, this attitude couldn't be more clear! When Wan He saw it, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, he smiled, and rushed directly towards the delicate body on the bed, and then, he heard an exclamation, and then a trembling voice sounded: "Light!" Lamp! ”
"Huh? Oh! Wan He was stunned for a moment, raised his head and glanced at the two red candles, and then looked down at the pretty person under him, and in desperation, he could only run out of bed and blow out the red candle. Suddenly, the whole room fell into darkness, and then, the sound of screams and wheezing sounded, quietly coming out of the doors and windows of the new house, and even the whole courtyard was full of spring.