"Then forget it, by the way, Chen Yifan, what is your lower link? Can you give me a thorough explanation? You can't put it there, and I'm the boss who doesn't know anything, right? ”

Thinking of this incident, she was very aggrieved, that couplet had been hanging on it for a long time, she went to peek several times, but it was in vain, she was defeated by herself every time, and when she got to the front of the couplet, she didn't dare to look at it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

No, it is more direct to ask Chen Yifan, which can not only satisfy his curiosity, but also continue to maintain its sense of mystery, for this couplet, many scholars gather together every day to discuss, and among the scholars who come and go, nine out of ten people are discussing.

These are all after-dinner words, which has increased a lot of business, and the money will naturally roll in, in this regard, she is very happy to see this situation, the more people, the better, the business is good, Zhu Zhu wants to open a branch.

But this kind of thinking is just thinking about it, I don't dare to do it, there are only two pairs of couplets, no more, and then open, whether it can be Chengdu is the same thing.

"Won't you see it for yourself? Isn't Shanglian hanging in the inn? If you're curious, you can pull it down, isn't there anyone who comes out of the 'lonely cold window and empty widow' now? ”

Zhu Zhu glanced at him, and said angrily: "Didn't I tell you?" No, I don't know how this couplet is, no one can get it right, anyway, Chen Yifan, where did you get this couplet? Why have I never heard of you doing this great thing? ”

This is not a unique job, but against the sky.

Couplets are a pastime of the literati, that is, when everyone has nothing to do, they gather together to discuss this, discuss that, and talk about each other's glorious deeds in the past.

"There's a lot more you don't know?" Chen Yifan said with a smile.

He knew a lot of things, but she couldn't know.

Zhu Zhu's eyes widened, looked at Chen Yifan, and looked up and down: "Tsk, I really didn't see it before, you Chen Yifan still have this kind of talent, I thought you were just like anything other than fighting, oh, and sycophants." ”

Chen Yifan put down his chopsticks, if he could, he would just slap the chopsticks over, what words, when will I pat myself on the back, and that sentence I have no other talent except for fighting, this family caused Chen Yifan 10,000 critical hits.

Who is he, Chen Yifan, the five good young people of the new era, the pacesetter who leads the times to the forefront, how can he be a person who has achieved nothing.

There was dissatisfaction in his heart, but Chen Yifan thought about it, forget it, who made the family a sister-in-law.

"Have you eaten enough? Why don't you go back to work? Over there at the inn, aren't you going back? Pointing to the sky, it dimmed slightly, eating, and unconsciously, the two of them had eaten for more than half an hour.

It seemed that she was going to continue eating, Zhu Zhu looked outside and shouted: "It's not good, it's so late, don't talk nonsense with you, I have to leave quickly." ”

Zhu Zhu hurriedly got up and left, without panting, and rushed to the inn to help, Chen Yifan continued to eat, he was not in a hurry, except for being at home, he was still staying at home.

can't go out, even if no one is looking at him, he doesn't dare to go out, being known by the old boy, that day is not easy, especially the mother-in-law who can say the most, when he talks, it's called a horror.

Kill everyone in minutes, and those who can endure the mother-in-law for a moment are all masters among masters, Chen Yifan has no such ability for the time being, so he has to give up.

glanced at Zi'er, the restrained Zi'er could finally be normal, exhaled deeply, exhaled the turbidity breath, her body bent down, and the whole person was not good.

"Scared me to death, the second miss was so scary, I almost showed my stuff, but fortunately I persevered." Zi'er gasped for breath, and didn't forget to take out the chicken leg and put it in the bowl.

Open your mouth to take a bite, savor the deliciousness of the chicken legs, squint your eyes, and become a flying chicken, a fighting chicken among chickens, spreading its wings and flying into the sky, but the truth is cruel.

"I said you don't need to be so exaggerated, it's just a chicken leg, is it so delicious?"

The dish was cold and not delicious, Chen Yifan ate a few bites and lost his appetite.

Ahem, it's that he's full, so he doesn't want to eat.

"It's delicious, uncle, you often eat chicken legs, you definitely won't notice it, it's the first time for the slave to eat chicken legs, it's delicious, delicious." Zi'er took a few bites of chicken thighs in a row, chewing in large gulps, and her face was suddenly covered with oil stains.

She didn't care about the image, a chicken leg, under her crazy bite, it was gone, there was only one bone left, Zi'er still felt that it was not enough, looked at the food, picked up the chopsticks, big fish and meat, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, stuffed it into her mouth.

A rare opportunity, how can you not let yourself be full, in the past it was all leftovers, today is such a rare opportunity, how can you not let yourself eat refreshingly.

Chen Yifan looked at the word in front of him, how reserved was he in the past? What about Sven? Said okay lady, you are a little scary, a woman, once you let go, it is not terrifying to describe.

The word rudeness, on her, seems excessive, it is refreshing and cute, this Zi'er, Chen Yifan shook his head.

Zi'er eats vegetables very happily and refreshingly, it has not been so refreshing for a long time.

Finally satisfied, Zi'er sat on the chair, drank a sip of tea comfortably, and hiccuped with satisfaction: "Hiccup." ”

The hiccup sound is very good, really, Chen Yifan didn't deceive people, Zi'er found out that she had done something very rude, so she quickly lowered her head, covered her mouth with her hands, and didn't let go.

Chen Yifan listened to it for a long time, but he didn't know what she was talking about, and asked, "What do you want to say?" I don't understand what you're talking about. ”

"Woo woo woo."

"What did you say?" Chen Yifan got closer, still not knowing what she was talking about.

Zi'er felt annoyed, let go of her hand, and said loudly, "I didn't mean to. ”

Hiccuping, for women, is a faux pas, especially women at this time, feudal superstition, thinking that a woman with hiccups is not a lady.

Only rude, rude, and uncultured women will burp in front of men, and Zi'er's sadness is about to shed tears, she didn't mean to.

But when the meal came up, she couldn't stop it, she was at a loss, her tears were falling, Chen Yifan looked at it, I went, it was just a burp, is it necessary to cry?

Quickly wiped her tears and gently comforted: "Okay, don't cry, isn't it just hiccuping, it's not worth crying." ”

Zi'er's tears still couldn't be stopped, and they fell in an uproar, Chen Yifan wiped his hands in a hurry, how could he cry so decently.

"Be good, obedient, don't cry, don't cry, my uncle didn't laugh at you, why are you crying?" Chen Yifan wiped the tears that rained down and pinched her face: "Okay, don't cry." ”

The voice became louder, Zi'er was frightened, and quickly stopped crying, looking at Chen Yifan aggrievedly, Chen Yifan saw that it worked, this little girl, don't give her a little color to see, I really don't know who the young master is.

"Okay, this matter, as far as you know, if you don't say it, no one will know that you have hiccups, and you are really, what is there to cry?"

Zi'er glanced at Chen Yifan, wiped her tears with her little hands, and said aggrievedly: "The slave is afraid that you will dislike others." ”

"You can't talk nonsense in the future, you, you're my uncle's cutest maid, you know? Don't cry at every turn in the future. Chen Yifan shook his arm: "I'm tired to death, you girl, you are really cute." ”

Zi'er gradually stopped crying, wiped away her tears, her eyes were red, she lowered her head and said shyly: "The slave didn't mean it, and besides, crying is not what I want to cry about, it suddenly came by itself, what can I do." ”

It's reasonable to cry, and she came by herself, Chen Yifan's finger tapped lightly on her head: "You are stupid to be your aunt, you came by yourself, have you read too many scholarly stories." ”

"What's the matter, the slave doesn't read those books, this is what the second lady said with the slave and the slave, and the slave and the maid remembered it, so they ......."

It turned out that this sentence was Zhu Zhu, a little sister-in-law, when she was reading the scholar's story, she felt something in her heart, read it, and inadvertently, she was heard by this girl, and then remembered it in her heart.

The story of the scholar is a kind of story that has become popular in Daliang recently, as the saying goes, it is a novel, specializing in writing some stories of love and love, which is very popular with everyone's ladies, and almost everyone has a copy.

Of course, sister-in-law Zhu Zhu is no exception, one is not enough, there are more than a dozen copies at home, loyal genuine fans, and never buy pirated copies.

"Read less of that kind of book in the future, it's not nutritious." Chen Yifan knocked her head again, and the painful Zi'er retreated again and again: "Uncle, what does nutrition mean?" ”

"Nutrition, that's it...... It is....... Chen Yifan couldn't find the right words to explain this sentence, and after thinking about it for a long time, he still couldn't find it: "Anyway, you will see less in the future, do you know?" ”

Zi'er nodded thoughtfully: "Got it, uncle." ”

"Uncle, the slave maid has another question, and I have always wanted to ask you, uncle." Zi'er looked restrained and didn't dare to face Chen Yifan.

"Say."

"Didn't the book say that a gentleman cooks far away? Why do you like to cook, uncle? ”

"Who told you that?" Chen Yifan snickered.

"What the young lady said, she said that in the future, I will let my aunt enter the kitchen, that place, he is a big man, in and out, what kind of system." Zi'er betrayed Zhu Zhen in a few words.

Chen Yifan wondered, what's wrong with me cooking, I can't offend you, and if the foodie keeps letting him do it, how did it get into her mouth and become a shameful thing, this woman is really difficult.

"Zi'er, my uncle told you a word, you have to listen carefully, if you want to catch a man's heart, you have to catch his stomach, understand?"

Zi'er blinked her big eyes and asked curiously, "Uncle, who said this?" ”

"What your uncle said, this is a wise saying, you have to keep it in your heart, can't you forget to know?" Chen Yifan pinched her nose and educated seriously.

"Oh." Zi'er seemed to understand and nodded.