"Second master, let's go, go to my office and have a cup of tea."

Director Peng heard about this, and at that time he planned to persuade the county magistrate: Wang Shihua is young and vigorous, and two big victories in a row have aggravated his arrogance, you better not provoke the Wang family, and clean up the Xiang family first. Looking at it now, sure enough, the Wang family is looking for trouble. It's hard to be a man in the middle.

"Lao Peng, we are old friends, we are all bright people, don't talk about the superfluous, let's go to your hall and sit."

Wang Jiping was very familiar with the police station, and after speaking, he didn't need anyone to lead the way, and walked directly to the building on the left.

Seeing that the other party reminded himself so implicitly, just cooperate, Director Peng naturally had nothing to say - his brothel chain has a branch in Longtang Town, and his business is also very good recently because of the Wang family's two 'bumper harvests'.

Walking into the office hall where the police usually go to the outside, Wang Jiping sat in the middle with a chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and smiled at Lao Peng, who was sitting next to him: "Lao Peng, it's bright here, just drink tea here." ”

"Go pour some tea."

After a while, tea came up. Wang Jiping took two sips, put the teacup down, and said with a smile: "Lao Peng, this cold day (in autumn, everyone is wearing single clothes) is strangely cold, do you see that I come to you to pay the fine, do you have to make a fire to roast?" ”

This small request naturally had to be satisfied, and Director Peng asked people to make a charcoal fire - anyway, he didn't have to do it.

Waiting for the charcoal fire to be served, Wang Jiping stretched out his hand to roast it, touched his stomach, and sighed: "I'm so hungry~!" ”

Didn't say it, the pastries were served.

"Lao Peng, I have paid so many fines, but I still call all of you who are in charge and collect money, and give me a good receipt, so that I will not be bad when I go back."

Director Peng couldn't figure out what Wang Jiping was going to do, although he had to receive a fine on weekdays, put it directly in his pocket, and use it when he used it, and no one would check it, but Wang Jiping was a person with an identity after all, and he said that he would pay a lot of fines, so naturally it would not be less, and he really couldn't refuse on the grounds of going back to the account...... Lao Tzu is a big bureau chief who accompanies him personally, shouldn't you cashiers and accountants get up from the bed to work?

Soon, the cashier and accountant came in yawning.

Wang Jiping put forward several requests one after another in the eyes of those of them who have status, and the small ones can not be smaller, all of them have been met one by one, and most of the poor policemen have been called up, and the rest have seen this movement, although they don't know why, but they can't sleep, and they have come to inquire about the news, so that the hall is quickly overcrowded.

Wang Jiping, who was clamoring to pay a fine just now, never mentioned the matter now, but chatted with everyone with a spring breeze on his face. Director Peng was pondering what Wang Jiping was going to do - he didn't believe that Wang Jiping really came to pay the fine by beating him to death. The little heads below are not easy to ask, and everyone chats with them.

More than two hours passed, just when everyone yawned, Wang Jiping looked at his pocket watch, saw that it was already five o'clock, and then looked at the surrounding policemen, all tired, he stood up with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "It's a pleasure to chat with everyone, okay, don't disturb your rest, go, go!" ”

"Really gone?"

Seeing Director Peng looking at him suspiciously, Wang Jiping nodded solemnly: "Yes!" ”

Director Peng's anger suddenly rose to the top of his head: In the middle of the night, you made a fuss at our police station, and then patted your ass and left? How, what are you when we are at the police station? No, the fine must be paid today, lest everyone see our police jokes.

But when he thought of Wang Shihua's arrogance, he held back his anger and said with a smile: "Second master, didn't you just say that you were here...... Scold! Scold! ”

"Ah~! Forget, forget, look at my memory, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! Wang Jiping slapped his forehead on the sky and hugged his fist to Director Peng to apologize. Then the right hand reached into the pocket, touched it, and stretched out a clenched fist. Under everyone's puzzled gaze, he walked up to the cashier and the accountant, grabbed the cashier's hand, and patted it.

As a result, everyone gasped - a penny!

Everyone looked at Wang Jiping in disbelief, thinking that he had taken the wrong money...... What are you kidding, you toss everyone around in the middle of the night just to pay a dime? This penny is not even enough for your tea money.

"This ...... This ......"

"Don't be too little~!" Wang Jiping smiled very approachable, patted the cashier's shoulder, and said with a smile: "The Wang family is poor and has no money." Just this penny, I picked it up on the road, no, thinking of the instructions of the county magistrate, I didn't dare to delay, so I immediately ran to hand it over. ”

"You ......"

"Don't stare at me, I can't do it, I have to make it up." After speaking, he turned around to leave, and saw Director Peng standing there glaring, Wang Jiping hurriedly hugged his fists and smiled: "Old Peng, don't have this expression, don't worry, I will send someone to give a lecture to the head of the family today, and I will definitely pay more tomorrow, and strive to pay a dime." ”

"You're coming back tomorrow?"

"yes!" Wang Jiping said with a natural face: "I dare not forget the instructions of the county magistrate, and I will not give up until I pay the fine." ”

The last four words made County Magistrate Peng understand something, but he couldn't think of it for a while, so he had to ask: "Or is it this time?" ”

"Of course!" Wang Jiping smiled very secretly, but shouted on his lips: "By the way, Lao Peng, I will ask you about something." I heard that the police station is only separated by a wall from the residence of the county magistrate Fang, and there is a small door to communicate, I don't know if it is true or not? ”

These words, coupled with Wang Jiping's previous prompts, if Director Peng still didn't understand, it would be impossible for him to be the chief of the police for so many years. He nodded with a smile.

Wang Jiping smiled and took out a piece of ocean from his pocket, threw it to the porter, and said, "This is tea money." ”

Pay one point and reward one piece, this meaning is understood by everyone -- he came to slap the county magistrate in the face.

The news spread quickly, and while laughing at the police station, everyone memorized Wang Jiping's name and made up a proverb: Wang Jiping pays the fine - you have to make it up!

Director Peng didn't report the matter to County Magistrate Fang, because it wasn't time yet.

At about one o'clock the next night, Wang Jiping went out again. Under the watchful eyes of many well-intentioned people, he walked leisurely towards the police station, and a guard carried a backpack on his back, which was covered with a cloth.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”

It's a little more polite than yesterday, and it's beaten with a fist.

It was silent, and there was no response.

Wang Jiping sneered and glanced at the guard with the basket on his back.

The guard put down the basket, took out the coiled firecrackers from it, spread them in a straight line under the big iron gate, and lit them!

"Smack! Syllable! Smack......"

In the sound of firecrackers, the lights in the police quarters turned on a few times, but they quickly went out again. Not only quietly, but even the street lights inside were turned off, and it was pitch black...... In fact, Director Peng didn't explain that he did this at all, it was a spontaneous behavior of everyone: I can't afford to provoke, can't I hide?

Wang Jiping smiled and waved his hand.

Everyone grabbed their guns and pulled the trigger to the sky.

"Bang! Bang! Bang......"

"Smack! Syllable! Smack......"

And the four loud voices immediately shouted: "The bandits have entered the city, the bandits have entered the city......"

Now, not to mention the police station, all the lights around it were turned on, and the whistle of an emergency assembly and the sound of messy steps were immediately heard in the police station.

At this moment, I heard someone shouting: "Don't mess up, don't mess up, it's the second master Wang who is shouting outside." ”

"Open the door! Lao Tzu came to pay the fine. ”

It's all like this, and the door can't be opened.

As soon as it got dark today, Director Peng went home, and it was Deputy Director Tian who received Wang Jiping.

"Second master, don't play, I beg you, we don't want this fine."

Seeing that Deputy Director Tian clenched his fists as soon as he opened the door, Wang Jiping said happily: "If you do something wrong, you will be punished, this is a matter of course." Therefore, if I don't pay the fine, I can't do it, and you can't do it if you don't. Unless you ask the county magistrate to personally write me a guarantee to exempt my family from the fine. ”

After speaking, as if he was afraid that Deputy Director Tian had run away, he took his hand and came to the hall familiarly. Deputy Director Tian was arrested as a 'strong man', and it was difficult for others to slip away, so they had to follow.

Just like yesterday, after asking for refreshments and other services, Wang Jiping said with a smile: "It's been a long night, everyone has nothing to do, let me tell you the story of the heroes of Liangshan, right?" ”

You don't have anything to talk about, so you should be a storyteller? When everyone rolled their eyes, Wang Jiping started regardless of it: "Song Jiang ...... it"

After foaming at the mouth for more than an hour, Wang Jiping was a little tired, pulled the monkey, and smiled at everyone: "This is my descendant, nicknamed Monkey, from tomorrow, I will pay the fine on my behalf, I hope everyone will give a face, and cheer more!" ”

The monkey also hugged his fist with a hippie smile: "Please take care of me, please take care of ......"

"Monkey, I'll take a nap, and you will tell me for me."

The monkey coughed and said loudly: "Song Jiang ...... anyway"

Get! actually shamelessly retold the story Wang Jiping just told.

Everyone was already sleepy, Wang Jiping slept this time, everyone was infected, and they found chairs and benches to doze off against the wall, and some could only sit in the corner......

More than an hour passed, and the more the monkey talked, the more energetic it became, but unfortunately, the audience was very faceless, and the snoring came and went, getting louder and louder.

The monkey winked at a guard, and the guard touched Wang Jiping. Wang Jiping woke up, looked up at the monkey, then nodded with a smile, and lay down on the table again.

"Smack!"

"Who's shooting? Who shoots ......" A gunshot woke everyone up, and they shouted and searched for the target while pulling out their guns. Eventually, the monkey was locked.

But I saw the monkey carrying the box cannon, touching his head, and laughing awkwardly.

"Smack!" Wang Jiping slapped the table, got up and pointed at the monkey, and roared angrily: "Monkey, what are you doing?" ”

Seeing that everyone was glaring at him, the monkey lowered his head very embarrassedly: "Second uncle, I'm sorry, the gun went off." ”

"Oh~! It turned out that the gun went off, and it was fine. You continue to tell everyone the story, be louder, more exciting, just talk about Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, with a bit of meat, everyone is enjoyable to listen to~! ”

Nima! You brought a gun into the police station, Lao Tzu just didn't see it, but you even opened the gun insurance, which is too ignorant of us police, right?

It's just that seeing that the two of them sang and harmonized, and Deputy Director Tian didn't speak, it was difficult for everyone to be dissatisfied.

"Good!" The monkey responded energetically, and then said loudly: "Say Pan Jinlian......"

Everyone was awakened, and they were angry again, and their drowsiness disappeared immediately......

In the end, he paid a fine of five cents, and vowed to pay a dime tomorrow.

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