Chapter 35: Eldest Sun Chong
"Brother Yu Ze, Eldest Sun Chong has invited you to participate in their outing party! What should I do about this? Why don't I go find the eldest grandson and beat him up? β
"Cheng Chumo, isn't it normal for others to invite me to participate in the Youth Club? Why do you look like this? Liu Yuze asked strangely. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"Big brother!! That's the eldest grandson Chong!! You robbed his woman! Can he be kind enough to invite you?? It must be something bad to hold back!! I know these literati best, they look like humble gentlemen on the surface, but they are dark inside!! β
"It's okay, it's just a trip...... Liu Yuze waved his hand, a group of children looked at the mountains, played with the water, and composed poems, what could they have!!
"Big brother, is it really good to invite that Liu Yuze this time?"
"Brother Jun, my cousin and I are childhood sweethearts, the two of us have no guesses, and the world knows that the two of us are a match made in heaven! Liu Yuze, this guy didn't know what kind of sweat pills to make the emperor blindfold, and he actually married his cousin to him!! I heard that the emperor was impressed by his literary brilliance, and the "Spring Sleep Without Awareness" that was popular among our literati last year was made by him!! Hum!! A mountain village man, after learning some skills that cannot be on the stage, how can he compose poems! I have been familiar with poetry books since I was a child, and I can't make such poems!! What do you say this isn't ghostwriting?? I just want to take advantage of this outing to expose his true face! Let the emperor take a good look, his so-called literary style is fake!! This is a crime of deception!! My cousin will still be mine then! β
"............" Jun Ge'er directly gave Changsun Chong a thumbs up. It's worthy of being a member of the eldest grandson's family!! It's black, it's so black!!
"This is Brother Liu Yuze, everyone, 'I don't know when I sleep in spring, and I smell birds everywhere. The sound of wind and rain at night, how many flowers fall! It's from Brother Liu's pen! The eldest grandson Chong Chong introduced to everyone.
"It turned out to be the world-famous Jingyang County! It's really better to meet than to be famous!! I heard that Jingyang County likes to cook very much, and often develops new dishes, why don't you want to be a cook? "Brother Jun, as the first follower of Changsun Chong, of course took the lead in firing.
"What do you mean, Nima's handsome brother! I don't want to be with you people, what's the point of talking and cursing! There's a kind of heads-up!! Come on, hurt each other!!! Cheng Chumo rolled up his sleeves directly.
"Hehe, Brother Jun didn't mean that! Everyone means that they are impressed by Brother Yuze's literary brilliance, and they want to appreciate Brother Yuze's literary brilliance through this outing, so that everyone can worship it! Oh, by the way, in order to make this outing more meaningful, I also specially found Niu Er, the chief reporter of Datang News, to report on this matter, and Brother Yuze's writing will definitely spread across the country quickly......"
Looking at Niu Er's cramped expression, Liu Yuze waved his hand to signal him to relax, Changsun Chong is still a child after all, and even the whole person is so naΓ―ve, don't you just want me to make a fool of me, as soon as you take off your pants, I will know what you fart!
"Oh? Then ask the eldest grandson to come up with a topic, and I will treat it as a brick throw......"
"Today's spring is very good, let's take spring as the theme!" Changsun Chong locked himself up for several days for this spring poem, and finally made a work that he thought was superior, just waiting for this day to compare Liu Yuze to down!!
"Haru, isn't that easy!" Liu Yuze looked at the willow tree not far away, "There is!" The jasper is made into a tree high, and ten thousand green silk ribbons hang down. I don't know who cut out the thin leaves, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Tang He Zhizhang's work) "How about this?
"Karma?" The eldest grandson Chong directly grew his mouth,? Is Nima a genius? I just said the title and you did it? Still doing so well? This poem is estimated to be passed down for hundreds of years!! Compared with this one, my poems are simply stinking dung!!
Right!! He must have guessed the theme of this outing, and he was ready in advance!! Liu Yuze, you are so insidious!!
"What a poem, what a poem!! Admire!! I wonder if Brother Yuze can make other poems? It's not February after all, and Brother Yuze's poems are a little untimely......"
"Oh? Then I'll just think about another song...... Pregnant! The light rain in the sky street is as moist as a crisp, and the grass color is close but there is none. It is the most beneficial spring of the year, and it is absolutely better than the smoke and willows in the imperial capital. (Han Yu's work) this is always okay, right? β
"Karma? How can you get better and better? The eldest grandson Chong was about to speak, but Liu Yuze spoke again.
"Still not satisfied? That good rain knows the season, when spring happens. Dive into the night with the wind, moisturizing things silently. How about this? The grass and trees know that spring will return soon, and all kinds of red and purple will be fragrant. Yang Huayu pod has no talent, but the solution is to make snow fly all over the sky. (Han Yu's works) this is always okay, right? In the late days, the rivers and mountains are beautiful, and the spring breeze is fragrant with flowers and plants. The mud melts and flies the swallows, and the sand warms the mandarin ducks. This is okay, right? β
The eldest grandson Chong couldn't say a word when he grew up, and after a while, he sighed slowly and said, "I'm a little tired, so I'll leave first......
Hmph, Lao Tzu has traveled through, there are such poems! Anyway, it's all memorized and doesn't need money!! But Du Fu Han Yue or something, I'm sorry!!