Chapter 173: Curse you to eat instant noodles and never have seasoning
Seeing that the scorching color in Lu Nian's eyes was gradually extinguishing, Yuan Jiang said again: "However, if you want to make black powder, you can also do it, after all, black powder is not only used to make explosives, but also fireworks, the artillery battle here is too inferior, it is just to set a broken bamboo on fire, boring to the point of exploding, but Xiao Qiao still likes to watch, the most hateful thing is that he even has to pull me to watch it together, it's just drunk." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Lu Nian smiled evilly: "It turns out that you are also afraid of Sister Xiao Qiao." ”
Yuan Jiang glanced at him angrily, "Why are you smiling so obscenely?" I'm not afraid of her, I'm spoiling her, you know? ”
Lu Nian smiled noncommittally, "The person she likes is 36e, you can't have a show." ”
"I'm willing, do you care?" Yuan Jiang snorted coldly from his nostrils, and said: "Besides, there is no lily in this era, sooner or later, Xiao Qiao will know Bu Feiyan's true identity, and at that time...... Hey, you know. ”
Looking at Yuan Jiang's smug expression, Lu Nian pursed his lips with disdain, "Brother Jiang, I didn't expect you to be such a person, Xiao Qiao is only eleven years old, you want to attack her, it's even more beast than a beast." ”
Yuan Jiang touched his nose stupidly, and was about to speak, when Xiao Qiao ran in from outside the house, and before anyone arrived, he heard her shout: "You two strange Shu Xiao, are you talking bad about me again." ”
It turned out that he shook his head helplessly, and sighed secretly in his heart, [Xiao Qiao, this little girl, is now full of modern buzzwords, and the history of the Three Kingdoms in the future will probably surprise historians. 】
Seeing Xiao Qiao running over, as if he heard the conversation between the two, Lu Nian had an idea and decided that the wicked person would sue first, "Sister Xiao Qiao, this guy has been saying bad things about you just now, saying that you are small-minded and mindless, and you love to be naughty and mischievous, unlike your sister's gentle water." ”
"You see, where am I small?"
Xiao Qiao hated others saying that she had small breasts, and she puffed up her chest as if she was angry, Yuan Jiang and Liu Nian looked at each other, couldn't help but smile at each other, and said in unison: "It's really small!" ”
"You two are looking for death!"
Revealing a pair of playful little tiger teeth, Xiao Qiao pounced on Yuan Jiang and Lu Nian with his teeth and claws.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Nian immediately grabbed Yuan Jiang's arm, pushed him hard behind him, and then ignored the injuries on his body and fled.
"Lu Nian, greet your whole family ancestor for me!"
After Yuan Jiang finished scolding, his body unconsciously fell forward, and he coincidentally bumped into Xiao Qiao's delicate body.
Boom!
Xiao Qiao's back slammed on the ground and cushioned under Yuan Jiang's body, Yuan Jiang was caught off guard, his body sank down, and his thick lips touched Xiao Qiao's small mouth together!
Both of them were stunned for a moment, Xiao Qiao's already big eyes suddenly widened, and they were all shy after the panic, with a hint of horror and a little annoyance.
There was only one thought lingering in Yuan Jiang's heart: Xiao Qiao's lips were so soft......
The smell is sweet, just like ...... When I just remembered, the first time I ate White Rabbit toffee, it was the same.
And also...... The right hand seems to have pressed a certain part of Xiao Qiao, softly...... In order to confirm his feelings, Yuan Jiang pressed it again, and it was indeed very soft.
However, when he felt this amazing elasticity, he suddenly realized a serious problem, and before he could react, a scream with extremely high decibels came from under him, and Xiao Qiao shouted angrily, "Yuan Jiang, you stinky rascal!" ”
Little Joe was angry, and the consequences were severe.
Yuan Jiang touched half of his face that was already flushed, and there was a striking five-fingered shadow on his face, complaining that Xiao Qiao was ruthless, and cursed Liu Nian in his heart: "You are a dead Liu Nian, Lao Tzu curses you to eat instant noodles and never have seasoning." ”
Fortunately, since this incident, Yuan Jiang no longer said that Xiao Qiao's chest was small, because after probing it with his own hands, he felt that it was still quite large-scale, and as long as it was cultivated a little, it was still expected to catch up with the 36e of Bu Feiyan.
Looking at Yuan Jiang, who was sitting silently on the edge of the bed, Xiao Qiao felt a little regretful in her heart, she walked over and said softly: "Brother Jiang, don't be angry, I was not good just now, I shouldn't have beaten you, but you ...... You actually touched someone's place, although you didn't mean to, but they still ......"
In the end, it was as thin as a gnat, and Yuan Jiang didn't hear it clearly, but smiled and comforted: "It's okay, my good sister, how can my brother blame you, if you want to blame that little rabbit cub in Liunian, if he hadn't pushed me, how could I have bumped into you?" ”
Xiao Qiao shook his head hatefully, waved his pink fist demonstratively, and said arrogantly: "Hmph, that bad guy, I want him to look good sooner or later." ”
At this time, Lu Nian, who was hiding somewhere to steal fun, couldn't help but sneeze twice in a row, he touched his nose in a daze, and said to himself: "Alas, the person is handsome, but there is no way, wherever I go - even if I cross, there are beautiful women who think about me, alas, sad, why is this, why am I so attractive, I am really sad......"
When Xiao Qiao was leaving, he suddenly whispered in Yuan Jiang's ear mysteriously, "Brother Jiang, do you still say that I have small breasts?" ”
Yuan Jiang touched his nose stupidly, was silent awkwardly for a while, and shook his head truthfully, "Eh, it's not small, it's not small...... It's big. ”
Xiao Qiao nodded with satisfaction, but asked with a smile: "Then which one is bigger, me or my sister?" ”
Xiao Qiao deliberately said this very loudly, and Yuan Jiang didn't realize the potential crisis at all, so he just replied casually: "I haven't touched your sister's breasts, who knows, but it's much bigger than yours by eyesight, at least 36C." ”
Xiao Qiao pretended to be surprised at this time and exclaimed: "Oh, it turns out that Brother Jiang wants to touch my sister's breasts, what a stinky rascal!" ”
When Yuan Jiang was puzzled by Xiao Qiao's sudden change of face, when he raised his head, he saw Da Qiao, who was blushing with shame, staring at him with willow eyebrows, while Xiao Qiao was grimacing triumphantly on the side.
Don't think about it, Yuan Jiang also knew what he said just now, he must have been heard by Da Qiao, and this TM was embarrassing, and he was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into it now, so as to escape the embarrassment.
"Eh, Sister Da Qiao, listen to my explanation......"
How could Da Qiao, who was blushing, listen to Yuan Jiang's explanation, he had already covered his face and ran out in a hurry.
"Yuan Jiang, you stinky rascal, I don't want to see you again in the future."
"This ...... Big Joe ...... Things are not what you think. ”
Yuan Jiang wanted to leave the exit, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only let him run out.
"Haha, Brother Jiang, you deserve it, let you keep your mouth shut! Ha ha! ”
Xiao Qiao, who was watching the play on the side, was already laughing on the bed. (To be continued.) )