Leon wants to figure out a question now, why am I in bed? Who took off my clothes? Where did these two performances come from?

The aunt standing at the door, wearing a gown and holding a rattan stick, seemed to have a layer of frost on her hot face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

There is also an uncle with very fine makeup standing in front of the bed, and he is wearing a single shirt, right? Blowing his beard and glaring, cannibalism.

The makeup and expressions of these two are not seventy yuan a day, they should be special actors.

"Li Niutou, Li Niutou, how many times have you said that you are afraid of water in your life, and you are afraid of water in your life...... You don't even know how to dig a dog, so how can you go down into the river? If it weren't for the timely rescue of the neighbors, this little life would have been over! If you die, you will remove a big harm to the township, but who will I rely on for the rest of my life with your mother! Well? You son of a! You brute! You turtle egg......"

Hey, such a long line? That's right, Date! A game starts at 500 yuan, and eats a boxed lunch with chicken legs like a character actor, which is better than my treatment as a historical consultant.

But who is this? Why haven't you seen it? Oh, it's my dad...... Wait a minute, swearing, isn't it? How could this be my father? My daddy's double eyelids! I'm not called Leon either!

The uncle continued to scold, and Li Ang on the bed suddenly smacked his mouth without warning, and the "snap" sound was crisp and loud, which frightened him.

Seeing that a few fingerprints immediately appeared on Li Ang's face, the uncle's tone softened: "Do you know it's wrong? If you know your mistakes, you have to change them! Daddy can't control you for the rest of your life! Beat a small chasing chicken and a dog, go to the house to uncover the tiles, pull the tail of the ox, and pull the donkey's peg...... Did you say you had ever done anything serious when you were so old? Well? ”

The aunt at the door stomped her foot fiercely at this time: "Lao Cuo is a big bastard, a pair of mallets!" "Anyway, turn around and leave.

Seeing this, the uncle hurriedly followed, and when he lifted the curtain when he came to the door, he turned around and raised his eyebrows, pointed to his nose again, and said in a low voice: "Nosebleeds." ”

The two of them probably went to get a boxed lunch, and Li Ang on the bed didn't care about the bleeding nostrils and hot face, looked blankly at the furniture in the room, and muttered: "No......"

That is, crossed.

In the first year of Jingkang of the Great Song Dynasty, Shouchun Mansion in Huaixi, which is called Xiaoxi Village, is under the General Ridge in the southern suburbs of Fucheng. The original owner of this body is called Li Ang, the small character bull head, the one who took the rattan is his mother, Meng's, and it is his father who sprayed for a while, surnamed Li Mingbai, the word is white, and the small character is impermanent.

The two of them have only one son, and fortunately there is only one, and there is one more, and a milk is named Ma Mian, then impermanence, Meng Po, Niu Tou, Ma Mian, the family of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all together.

When I was trying to fuse my memory, I suddenly heard the sound of a quarrel outside, and listened carefully for a while, and it wasn't an old couple bickering. Suspicious, he got out of bed, kicked his shoes, and saw that there was a moon red flower on the table in the room that had not yet withered, picked it up and pinned it on his head, wiped the nosebleed, and lifted the curtain and pushed the door out of the house.

There was a man like a water tank standing in the courtyard, and when he saw him come out, he exclaimed, "Look at it! The road is also walked, the flowers are also worn, and the right side of the face is also ruddy and tight! Wow, it's overdone, and I've got a nosebleed! What's the pain? You talk less nonsense! If he doesn't want to go, then you go! At this point, he grinned, "I want to see what it looks like for Li Daguan, who passed the test five times and went to the provincial test four times, moved bricks!" ”

Li Ang didn't seem to understand it, and his eyes were rolling around trying to find where the camera was.

Li Bai was already trembling with anger, and his mouth trembled: "You, you, you are taking revenge for personal gain!" My son was not weak and crowned......"

"He's nineteen, isn't he? That's going to be twenty, who cares if you have a birthday or not? The fat man straightened up the dark gray shirt on his body, and patted the turban on the top, looking like I will eat you.

Li Bai's face was blue and red for a while, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

The Hun family behind him was afraid that he would be angry, and was about to scold, but he saw his husband trembling and raised his hand, pointed at the other party and said through gritted teeth: "The surname is Sun, you don't think that everyone is afraid of you as a Baozheng." I haven't read books for the past few decades......"

Sun Baozheng didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and grabbed the white again: "Hehe, haven't I ever read a book?" If you are from a Jinshi background, I see you kneel down once and you once, but do you have it? With how many trips you have made to Tokyo, if you don't get into the Jinshi, it's still a big move! Remember, if you dare to meet the deadline when you enter the city to start work, or you can steal and evade service, Fan Zhixian can issue a notice and severely punish you! ”

Hearing him carry out Fan Zhixian, the corners of Li Bai's mouth twitched.

Meng Shi couldn't hold back any longer, pointed his hand, forked his waist, and shouted: "Sun Lezi! You are a pig-like person, relying on your father-in-law to work in the county, seeking a Laoshzi to protect the right, so you run rampant in the township and act lawlessly! Today, my mother is not afraid to tell you that my official has already written a complaint, and I want to go to the government to sue you for a fish and meat people, for the sake of Sangzi! ”

The woman's house scolded the street with a natural advantage, her voice was sharp and bright, and her speech speed was urgent and fast, and she couldn't even find a gap to grab white.

When Sun Baozheng heard that he was going to sue, his heart sank, but then he pouted and said disdainfully: "Sue!" Just go and sue! Let's see if Fan Zhixian takes care of you! ”

Meng Shi was speechless for a while, that Fan Zhixian had some festivals with his own men, otherwise even if this Sun Leper was in charge of thousands of people, he would never dare to be so presumptuous!

Seeing that his two fathers and mothers were wilting, Sun Baozheng became more and more proud: "Some people think that after reading a few books, they feel that they have fame and status. In fact, in the eyes of real officials, it's not bullshit, but it's just a big shot! Still want to sue me? Hmph, can you sue for a try? When you can't sue me, I'll sue you for a false accusation! Let the magistrate lock you up and drag you all the way from the village to the city! Behold what Sven has, what decency you have! ”

The two of them were so angry that they had nothing to do, and Meng Shi caught a glimpse of his son beside him as if he was stupid, and scolded angrily: "You are a dead man!" Look at your mother being bullied? ”

In her opinion, her son must have rolled up his sleeves immediately, but Li Ang stood in place for a long time without moving. Sun Baozheng, who had already raised his vigilance, was a little impatient, and said in his heart that you should hurry up, as long as you dare to touch me, this matter will be even greater.

"If the county can't succeed, go to the mansion, if the mansion doesn't work, there are still Dengwen drums to beat in Tokyo, and the Zhao Guanjia can't cure you?"

As soon as these words came out, not only Sun Baozheng, but even Li Bai and Meng Shi looked at them in surprise.

Leon was not confident for a while, could I have said something wrong?

Regardless of whether he will beat the drum or not, Sun Lezi has already played a small drum in his heart anyway. This guy in the dark road is a well-known fool, why didn't he follow the routine today? Although he was timid in his heart, he was not convinced: "Then Dengwen drum is ...... if you want to beat it"

Inspired by his son, Li Bai finally seized an opportunity to interrupt: "During the time of Taizong, Mou Hui, a citizen of Gyeonggi, beat the drum, sued the slave for losing a boar, and ordered to give a thousand dollars to compensate for its value. Losing a pig, the officials are in charge, you are more important than a pig, right? ”

was scolded by him as a pig, Sun Baozheng's face couldn't hold it, he trembled so much that his fat body trembled, and he didn't choose to speak: "In February this year, Jin Cai returned to the north and retreated, and it was difficult for the Zhao Guan's family to protect ......"

At this point, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the hairpin boy entered the play, pointing at his nose and making a statement of righteous indignation: "You dare to say this again!" ”

Bao Zheng shrank his neck in fright, and his mouth was shimping, and he couldn't hear what was being said.

Shaoqing, threw down a sentence "You can't escape this battle if you say the flowers", and walked out with a bad face, and when he arrived at the fence wall at the entrance of the courtyard, he always felt angry, and kicked him violently, kicking the gate at the end of the person.

"I'm going to sue you for destroying people's property!"

As soon as he heard this, Baozheng's fat body was extremely flexible, and he disappeared as soon as he trotted.

After his trouble, the Li family was very depressed, and the old godmother made breakfast and no one ate it, so they all sat in the main room and sighed.

Especially Li Bai, who has read the books of sages for decades, although he has not been examined, he has thought about getting a solution five times and going to Beijing four times, and he always has some pride and dignity of scholars. But today, Du Baozheng trampled his fragile pride and dignity under his feet, like the gate, and trampled on it......

In the Song Dynasty, all those who should study and should be lifted are called Xiucai, and those who have passed the first pass of the "solution test" and obtained the qualification of entering the "provincial examination" in Beijing are commonly known as lifters. In other words, Xiucai Juren in the Song Dynasty is just a title, not a fame, as long as you don't get into the Jinshi, it's all for nothing, and you have to start from scratch next time.

Therefore, although Lao Li has been a lifter five times, he does not even have the most basic preferential treatment for exemption from military service. And this time it was not a routine drawing, but because the west wall of the city collapsed for a while, the prefect yamen considered that the place was not peaceful and must be repaired within a time limit, so he ordered to "levy an urgent man", and even the "exemption money" for hiring people to replace the service did not work.

"You usually open your mouth to cultivate yourself, close your mouth to work together, and talk in your dreams to govern the country and level the world. How about now? Sun Leper dares to come to the door to disgust you! What to do? Do you really let the bull head move bricks and build the city wall? ”

Don't look at Li Meng's efforts to defend her husband in front of outsiders, she can't hold the fire at this time.

Li Bai was already sad, and after she said this, her heart was even more twisted. With a sad sigh, his gaze fell on Leon who was standing at the door.

The son is very much like himself, tall, straight, magnificent, with a well-defined and heroic face, plus the moon flower on his head, which adds a bit of handsomeness. Looking at the face that resembled himself, he gritted his teeth: "Take the money, prepare the car, I want to go into the city!" ”

Meng Shi was stunned for a moment, and unexpectedly didn't ask much, so he went to get a few pieces of money.

Li Boti was in his hand, looking at his son, and a tragic look appeared on his face! Seeing that Li Ang muttered in his heart, are you going to go into the city to buy a knife to chop that Baozheng? Don't be impulsive, Song Jiang is already finished at this time, but there is no water to let you fall into the grass.

Taking a deep breath, Li Daguan walked away. Meng followed him all the way out, and when he came back, he saw his son still standing there, looking like he was not giving up.

"You can also save some snacks for your mother." After that, his nose was sore, and he hid his face and entered his room, leaving Li Ang there, still confused.