Lin Qing, male, 23 years old. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Background, orphan.

Height...... Don't dare to say.

Looks...... Please don't ask!

Lin Qing is a fresh college graduate, the scorching heat is coming, and he is worried that he can't find a job, and he is holding a big watermelon to eat.

In view of the fact that Comrade Lin Qing never spit out seeds when eating watermelons, he ...... I'm sure you guessed that, didn't you?

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In 847 years of the Great Xingli calendar, Taiman Mountain, Luo Wolf Village.

Lin Qing looked at the surrounding antique environment, there was still a sandalwood on the wooden Eight Immortals table smoking, what the hell is this Nima?

Suddenly, Lin Qing burped a world-class full, and still tasted the delicious chilled watermelon just now, and when he looked down, he found that what he was wearing had become coarse linen, and it was still the ugly brown of the thief!

Assi!

Lin Qing has no characteristics, he is lazy, too lazy to break through the sky, so he doesn't want to know why he is here?

In his words, that is: It's about Lao Tzu, it's so difficult to find a job without wages these days, how can you think about anything else, let's think about how to get a plastic surgery and pull out the height!

However, Lin Qing's heart was shocked!

He found that his mind sank into a seemingly virtual space unguardedly, and he looked at the bright red around him, and there was an unknown thing pulsing in rhythm, very rhythmic.

Lin Qing's whole person suddenly came to his senses, as if he had found the passion that he had just entered the university four years ago, the infinite hope and infinite longing for life...... Far from it, in short, he is very excited now!

"Did I get into my stomach?" Lin Qing didn't feel scared, but was inexplicably surprised.

In the blink of an eye, the bright red color disappeared in an instant, and in its place was a green world, and in the very center of it, a pitch-black seed stood in the soil, only half a head poked out.

Lin Qing squatted down and stretched out his hand to pick it, but found that the seeds were not moving.

Then, his mind left the green world, because a high-decibel sound pulled him out.

"You little guy who sweeps the door of the village, dare to come to my room, and you are impatient?" It's a woman's voice, at first glance, it's hard to hear, listen carefully...... It's still hard to hear.

Lin Qing had just discovered that a green world had appeared in his body, and he also guessed that he was inseparable from this environment, but just as he was about to continue exploring, he was interrupted by the woman in front of him with an ugly voice, and he couldn't bear it!

Lin Qing has a very unique quirk when looking at people, especially women, he likes to see his head from his feet, so as to highlight his perfect taste.

Well, these red boots aren't bad, but they're a little dusty. This red dress is not bad, and this red hair ribbon is also good!

This is a woman dressed in red, and she is also very beautiful, really beautiful, a typical template of ancient beauty, just ......

"Girl, why are you glaring at me like this?" Lin Qing said with an innocent face.

The woman was completely furious, pulled out the soft whip from her waist, and walked towards Lin Qing step by step, and pulled the whip from time to time, no matter how you look at it, she wants to insult him!

Please allow him to have the right to this fantasy!

"You sleep in my bed, cover me with a quilt, and dare to call me a girl?"

The woman is very young, at most twenty years old, Lin said unhappily: "You are so young, if you don't call you girl, can you still call you aunt?" ”

"Nonsense!"

"Smack!"

With a whip, Lin Qing's body rotated in space for a week and a half, and then fell to the ground.

"My God, if you don't agree with each other, what kind of girl are you, if you can marry in the future, you can ask me again!" Lin Qing grinned in pain, and the hot pleasure was ...... Pain swept through his waist.

The woman's name is Luo Yiyi, she is the pearl of Luo Qianba, the big boss of this Luo Wolf Village, her mother died in childbirth, she also spent two decades here, she has always been unreceiving, even her father has no problem with her, how can a little girl dare to play tricks with her?

No, there's something wrong!

"Come on, are you an undercover agent sent by Feng Qingzhai? Otherwise, how could I not even know me! Luo Yiyi's eyebrows were raised, but she was a little vicious.

In just two sentences, Lin Qing's head was running rapidly, and he drew some inferences from it, and sneered: "Miss, the little one was joking with you just now, how could I be an undercover agent of Nafeng Village?" ”

Loi didn't believe it.

Lin Qing added: "Besides, who can go undercover to the eldest lady's boudoir?" Isn't that looking for death, don't you? ”

Looking at Lin Qing's stupid and cheap look, Luo Yiyi suddenly couldn't get angry, and she was about to whip her and point to the door.

Lin Qing was also very fine, and hurriedly thanked him, and walked out with his waist in his arms, but he made another mistake with his mouth: "What kind of person is this, I will definitely not be able to marry in the future!" ”

The sound was quiet, but Loi heard it anyway.

"Wait, you come back for me."

Lin Qing hated to give himself a big mouth, turned his head and smiled: "What's the matter, eldest lady, are you still in trouble?" ”

"It's fine." Luo Yiyi said expressionlessly.

"Since it's okay, the little one will ...... first Yes! Miss, what are you doing, stop fighting! ”

Lin Qing is probably the saddest traverser in history, and he was whipped by a little girl when he first arrived.

At this time, Lin Qing could only endure the pain, gritted his teeth, straightened his waist, and showed awe-inspiring justice, shocking this spicy little girl, "Stop...... Am I wrong? ”

Luo Yiyi was stunned for a moment, and then he saw that his expression was really like something, but he didn't expect it to be a coward, so he should be even more beaten!

Can't be beaten down like this anymore, Lin Qing panicked and said: "Miss, you may not know, keeping a straight face for a long time will make you age faster, and it won't be long before you become a yellow-faced woman!" ”

"Also, women can't use knives and guns, otherwise it will cause kidney qi deficiency and frail and sick!"

Luo Yiyi could barely understand what Lin Qing was saying, but she really didn't continue to fight.

If he can do it all over again, Lin Qing can't let her continue to fight, beat hard, beat happily, as long as he doesn't die, it's all his own!

……

After a stick of incense, in front of the Luo Wolf Village.

I don't know which sad boy was kneeling on the ground, being firmly held down by two giant men, and shouting: "Let me go, let me go, otherwise I ...... I'm crying to show you, I'm crying! ”

This kid is not Lin Qing.

As a big man, even if it is a big disaster, crying is not deserved, Lin Qing firmly believes that he is brave, endure it, endure it!

After a period of squeezing eyebrows, a sesame teardrop was squeezed back.

But no matter how he shouted, no one came to save him, and when the sun was more vibrant, Luo Yiyi's ugly voice came: "Cut!" ”

At this moment, Lin Qing was desperate, how could he never have imagined that he, as a glorious crossing clan, would face death in less than half an hour after coming here?

Heaven is unfair!

It's not terribly flat!

Just as the big sword of the giant man was about to fall, Lin Qing suddenly shouted: "Miss, wait, I have a request, and you have to agree to it!" ”

Dahan was stunned, and Dahan Er was also stunned.

The knife did not fall for the time being, and Luo Yidai on the wall of the walled gate frowned slightly, and she did not show any smile so far.

But Lin Qing knew she was listening, "Miss, I'm so thirsty, can you give me a drink?" ”

Dahan 1 and Dahan 2: "......"

Loiyi: "......"

I don't know what to think, Luo Yiyi really agreed, and then a little guy came to Lin Qing with a bowl of water.

Lin Qing stretched his neck and gulped down.

At the same time, a sea change is taking place in his body.

Just when Luo Yiyi shouted "chop" before, the bright sunlight spread out on Lin Qing's body, making the seeds in his body, that is, the neurotic watermelon seeds, emit a hint of luster, and a hint also appeared.

[Sunlight Shines: +5 XP.] 】

I dropped a midwinter gun, Lin Qing was suddenly scared stupid, but he was only stupid for a moment, and immediately reacted, dare to love this kind of child to grow in such an extraordinary place, but the way of growth is so sparse and ordinary?

So, through Comrade Kobayashi's urgency, he asked for a bowl of water to drink.

Sure enough, when a full bowl of water was drunk, the prompt came again.

[Water's Water: +5 XP.] 】

Beep!

Lin Qing didn't need to sink his mind into his body to be able to snoop, the little watermelon seeds actually sprouted, sprouted, ......

[Naughty Tree Upgrade, Current Level: 2]

【Naughty Tree Status: Young Shoots】

[Chance for players to win the lottery: 1]

[Current remaining lottery chances: 1]

There are not a few games that Lin Qing has played, so naturally it is a bypass, and now is not the time to be surprised, he immediately chose to draw a lottery.

I saw that a virtual panel suddenly appeared above Xiao Ya'er, and there were twelve treasure chests of the same size on it, and with Lin Qing's brain command, the treasure chests formed a disc and rotated.

Almost in the blink of an eye, one of the chests popped up and the rest disappeared.

"Bang Dang~"

Only Lin Qing himself could hear the prompt sound, and a thick piece of black chocolate flew out and quickly fell into the inventory.

[Item Name: Favor Chocolate]

[Item description: Eating it directly can make any person have 10 points of opinion towards the player]

Lin Qing is about to cry, Lao Tzu is in a big disaster, and he is about to be beheaded, your grandmother gave me a broken chocolate to use?

Is this a consolation reparation before death? But everyone is dead, so who has a good impression of me! What a naughty tree, brain-dead!

Of course, if you insist on choosing a person who has a good impression of yourself, then Lin Qing must choose Luo Yiyi.

Lin Qing was lucky enough to draw at this time, and the little guy who came over with water had just left, and Luo Yiyi's hand was raised again, and then put it down.

Chop!

Lin Qing's brain was short-circuited in an instant, and he didn't have time to think anymore, so he took out the chocolate from the virtual space, fortunately, it melted in his mouth, comparable to Dove!

And all this is invisible to others, including goodwill chocolate.

At this moment, Lin Qing didn't even do anything, didn't say anything, and the voice that was extremely unpleasant before began to become extremely pleasant.

"Slow down, bring him up!" Luo Yiyi suddenly shouted!