Chapter 39: Happy Medicine
When he came to the place where he bought medicine yesterday, Ying Zheng saw that the two brothers Weng Bo and Weng Zhong were still setting up stalls there, but this time they all covered their heads with cloths, sneaky like a criminal suspect who had just done a big case, even though they were very enthusiastic about trying to do business with people in the past, but who saw this honor, the first thought was to run away, so they set up a stall for a long time, and a single business was not done, but it was not as good as before. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Juan and Lu Ping were wandering around, ready to be nurseries at any time, but now it seems that they are useless, but they didn't see Wei Yao, and they were still angry with themselves at home.
"Hey, what are you two doing, it's like you're getting leprosy."
"Big brother, you're here," Weng Bo and Weng Zhong hurriedly pulled Ying Zheng over, "Big brother, I can't do it without you, there are some things that our brothers are thin-skinned and can't really do." ”
"That's, don't look at my brother...... What do you mean, I'm thick-skinned among these people, isn't it," Ying Zheng was very angry, he sacrificed so much, and in exchange for these few words.
Weng Bo and Weng Zhong hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry big brother, we didn't mean that, we are...... How to put it, anyway, we just can't be as shameless as you, no, it's shameless, it's not, it's ......"
"Don't talk about it, let's break up our relationship," Ying Zheng tidied up his clothes, "Emotional intelligence is not good, you still have to exercise." ”
Weng Zhong Weng Bo was very discerning, and hurried over to help, they knew that Yingzheng was going to go out in person, Wang Juan glanced at Lu Ping in the distance, and the two slowly approached this side, ready to be a nurse at any time.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, but you can be long or short, not too soft......" is also yesterday's rhetoric, Yingzheng is very familiar, and after a while, there are more people gathered next to him than yesterday, no way, someone tried those drugs yesterday, it is indeed effective, and there is some reputation in private.
Not far away, there was a beautiful son, followed by a girl dressed as a maid, the girl was not stunning, but very cute.
"Ah, what to do, what to do?" The boy walked one step at a time and sighed one step at a time, as if someone owed him two hundred dollars.
The maid beside her said, "Princess......"
"Huh?" The boy looked at the maid viciously.
"No, it's Childe," the maid quickly changed her words, "Childe, what's there to be sad about, haven't you always wanted to marry a big man who stands up to the sky, I heard that Zhou Tianzi is the biggest official in the world, and our king has to kowtow to him." ”
Gongzi said: "What do you know, yes, Zhou Tianzi is indeed the biggest person in the world in name, but do you know how old he is now, not a hundred but eighty, this old guy actually wants me to be a concubine for her, and also sent an envoy to deliver a letter of state, I bah, my aunt and grandmother are married to pigs and dogs and not to marry her." ”
"Childe, you said foul language, if you let the king know, it would be terrible."
"What are you afraid of, I'm in a bad mood now, I'm very unhappy, what's wrong with the foul language, if anyone can make me happy now, I will reward him with ten thousand taels of gold," Gongzi saw a large circle of people bustling in front of him, "When did the people of Handan like to gather so much to make trouble, go over and take a look." ”
The maid took the order and left, and came back happily after a while: "Princess, no, childe, there are people over there who sell medicine again, I heard that it is a medicine that can make women happy." ”
When Childe heard this, he came to his senses: "There is still this kind of miraculous medicine, you must go over and take a look." So the master and servant squeezed into the crowd together, and squeezed to the front.
At this moment, Ying Zheng was tearfully telling his sad life history, and the boy grabbed a bottle of medicine and asked, "This is the medicine you said can make women happy?" ”
"It's a pseudo-mother again, how can Zhao Guo do this kind of person with three wrong views," this is Ying Zheng's first impression of the son, although the son in front of him is much more attractive than the appearance of the country, and the voice is much better, but it can't change the resistance in Ying Zheng's heart, "Forget it, it has nothing to do with me anyway, the customer is God, and I can still care if God is a man or a woman or a man or a woman?" ”
Ying Zheng hurriedly introduced: "Yes, this is the peerless elixir given by a worldly master on the top of Huashan, which is guaranteed to make the child's woman happy to death." ”
Childe glanced at Ying Zheng: "It's so powerful, you won't lie to me, right?" ”
"Look at what you said," Ying Zheng picked up a bottle of medicine, "Friend, are you still worried about your majesty, are you still ashamed of your partner's inability to satisfy, it is difficult to say, one pill to solve." Nine pills a night, the selection of precious Chinese herbal medicine, after 9981 processes carefully processed, no side effects, no adverse reactions, good quality, cheap price, is the common people can afford to use the conscience medicine, rest assured medicine. Please remember our brand, nine pills a night, not three times, four times, five times, not six times, seven times, eight times, but nine times, a full nine times, even the breeding pig will have a proud head under you, and the donkey will also clamp its tail in front of you. Finally, I would like to say again, nine pills in one night, and the strength will not be exhausted. Everyone applauded, if nothing else, and the eloquence of Yingzheng was worthy of this applause.
Wang Juan in the crowd hurriedly came over and said, "Don't worry, this son, I tested it myself yesterday, and it is really mysterious...... Boss, bring me two bottles. Wang Xuan's words made many people next to him nod slightly, obviously people who bought medicine yesterday and experienced it firsthand. Repeat customers are the main source of customers at this time, and Ying Zheng has confidence in his career.
"No, this thing is still useful for men?"
Ying Zheng hurriedly pulled Gongzi aside and whispered: "Childe, how can you say this kind of layman's words, men are powerful, aren't women happy?" Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows as he spoke, and it seemed that everything was silent.
"Is that the truth?" Ying Zheng's words, Childe said that it was a little difficult to understand.
"If you don't believe it, you can go back and test it, I think this maid next to Childe is good, and Childe must be good at usual...... Hehe, anyway, as long as it's twenty dollars, looking at the net worth of the son, he shouldn't care about this little money. ”
Ying Zheng's obscene appearance made Gongzi even more suspicious of the quality of this medicine: "That, you let me think about it first, and I'll answer you later." ”
"Okay, you think about it slowly," Ying Zheng pulled the child's maid aside again, and whispered, "I look at your son's pointed chin boy and girl, at first glance, you are not an honest person, you must be very hard to serve." ”
The maid thought for a moment and nodded: "A little." ”
"It doesn't matter, I'm here," Ying Zheng immediately took out another bottle of medicine, "What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly, please choose abortion Yijin pills, which are safe and painless, convenient and fast, and do not delay work, choose abortion Yijin pills, so that you can get out of bed in one day, go to the room in two days, and push Liangshan Hao Han Wu Erlang in three days." The maid was bluffed into a fog, and she didn't know what he was talking about.
Just when the boy was entangled, Yingzheng's medicine had been snatched up, and only the last bottle was left, and Weng Bo and Weng Zhong looked at a big bag of coins, as happy as a flower.
"Childe, we're ready to close the stall, are you still entangled?"
Childe glared at Ying Zheng: "Don't you still have a bottle there, I see that you sell it and I'll buy it again." ”
"Okay, just this bottle, a matter of minutes?" Ying Zheng boasted, "Brother, sell your strength, sell this last bottle, and then go home and divide the money." ”
"Okay big brother." Ying Zheng, Weng Bo, and Weng Zhong were waiting for the last customer there, first standing, then squatting, then sitting, and finally Ying Zheng simply lay down. Strange to say, this last customer can't wait left or right, not even the flies passing by. Weng Bo and Weng Zhong were sent by Yingzheng to the intersection on both sides to see if they could catch one or two people.
The boy smiled: "It seems that you can't sell this last bottle of medicine." ”
"What can I do if no one has come to this," Ying Zheng was a little speechless, thinking that it was still his own problem, he didn't even do basic market research, could it be that the medicine bottle was saturated in this small area?
Just as he was thinking about it, Weng Zhong suddenly ran over and said, "Big brother, someone is coming." ”
"Male and female."
"Male."
"Okay," Ying Zheng rolled up his sleeves and said to the boy, "Let's see how my buddy sells this last bottle of medicine, and if this bottle is sold, you have to buy the bottle of medicine in your hand." ”
Childe smiled: "You better sell the bottle in your hand first." ”
A young man wearing a black short fight and holding a sword walked towards this side, the young man's face was like a crown of jade, his eyes were big and bright, and he had a straight face as if he had an enmity with someone.
"No matter, this handsome young man, he can't pass me without some blood." When the young man walked up, Ying Zheng hurriedly stopped: "This son walks slowly, I have something to say." ”
"Get out." The young man glared at Ying Zheng, intending to go straight over.
Well, it's okay to refuse, but it's unacceptable to refuse so simply and so ungracefully, so Ying Zheng blocked the other party's way again: "Childe, I stopped you completely for your good, you can refuse my kindness, but you can't hurt my kind heart." As he spoke, Ying Zheng looked sad, as if he had died of his father.
The young man was a little impatient: "If you have anything to say, just say it." ”
Ying Zheng immediately came to his senses: "Childe, I see that you have a slender waist and legs, and a weak body, do you have a sore back and legs when you exercise a little?" ”
The young man looked at Ying Zheng with an expression of disbelief in his eyes.
"Look, look, I'm right," Ying Zheng knew that there was a drama at a glance, and he didn't want to do more foreshadowing, so he took out the last bottle of medicine, "Childe, please see, this medicine is called the golden gun, it can make you strong as a gun all night, it is really a panacea for seducing wives and deceiving girls, and the special reward is only twenty dollars." ”
"The golden gun does not fall? Can I make my waist plate as hard as a gun? The young man pondered, if this is the case, the horse must be very stable, and the next game must be solid, but in his cognition, martial arts training has always been a painstaking process, and he has never heard of any medicine that can achieve this effect, so he is very skeptical.
Ying Zheng leaned into his ear and said, "Not only the waist board, but also that." ”
"That? Which one is that? ”
"You don't understand a big man," Ying Zheng whispered a few words in his ear, and then looked at him with a fluttering eyebrow.
The young man was puzzled at first, then shocked, then ashamed, and finally angry, only to hear him grit his teeth and say to Ying Zheng: "Come here, I'll discuss something with you." ”
Ying Zheng followed him to an alley next to him, followed by a crackling and ghost crying wolf, everyone listened to the panic, and everyone dared to step forward to see what was going on.
After a while, the young man walked out of the alley angrily, and quickly disappeared from everyone's eyes, and after a while, Ying Zheng slowly crawled out of the alley, his clothes were torn, and his face was blue and purple, "If you don't buy it, you can say it, why do you want to beat people." ”
"Hahaha," Gongzi smiled and leaned back, tears were about to come out, he asked the maid for ten money to stuff into Yingzheng's hand, "Although you didn't sell the medicine, but I am a kind person, seeing that you are so desperate to tease my heart, I bought both bottles of medicine." Goodbye, I'll come back to you next time I'm not happy, haha. As he walked, the boy said to the maid next to him that the forty dollars were too worthwhile.
Seeing the master and servant leaving, Ying Zheng said: "What is this guy here for, spending forty dollars just to see me beaten?" ”