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Comrade Li Xiaoer's life is destined to be full of twists and turns, and before he entered Chang'an City, he encountered a heavy snow once in a century, and the most important thing is that this heavy snow allowed him to enter the small temple, and then met that group of strange people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Li Xiaoer originally hid under the offering table to sleep, but who knew that three groups of people came in successively, and each one had a more unique identity than the other. Two liars, two thieves and a reckless man, and by the way, a child with a unique identity.
After they all came in, Li Xiaoer basically got a general idea from their respective conversations. By the way, I forgot to say that Comrade Li Xiaoer's ears are also different from ordinary people, thanks to his ability to practice as a peerless thief in his life.
If you want to steal something, one is quick eyes, one is fast hands, and the other is fast ears! How to open the safe, listen with your ears! The sound of the police car is hundreds of meters away, and you have to be able to judge the direction, which if you don't have a good ear, you will be arrested a long time ago.
So Li Xiaoer can hear a lot of things that others can't hear, including what those people whisper.
When he stole half a bird and was discovered, Comrade Li Xiaoer began to pretend to be stupid, he didn't want to have anything to do with these people, but unfortunately it backfired. The reckless man's rectum made Li Xiaoer suddenly think of one of his own brothers in that life, so he gave the reckless man a map, and now he can't pretend to be stupid anymore, so he has the back story.
Back on the Qujiang Pond again, Li Xiaoer was still the same Li Xiaoer, but Li Chunfeng looked at him in surprise.
Didn't you go to Sun Simiao? Why did you run back in the middle of the night, did something happen? Li Chunfeng didn't know what was going on, waiting for Li Xiaoer to explain. However, Li Chunfeng suddenly thought that not long ago, a family of three said that he was introduced by Li Xiaoer and asked him to help run away, does it have anything to do with this matter?
Li Chunfeng is not a simple Taoist priest.
In fact, if you think about it, you can understand that several of those famous figures in history are simple. Doing something consistently requires a lot of money, and not everyone has that much money.
Li Chunfeng likes to study Taoism, but he is not a simple defender, he knows how to operate. In fact, there were many shops and inns under his name, and most of the money he earned was used for cultivation, which gave him his later reputation.
Money is a bastard, you can't do anything without money! The same is true of ancient and modern!
So Li Chunfeng has the conditions to help the family of three go where they want to go.
"I'm back, I guess I'll have to stay here for a few days!" Li Xiaoer was like an uncle, and he turned his head and lay on the wooden bed where Li Chunfeng was still lying.
Li Chunfeng had long been accustomed to Li Xiaoer like this, and he was not angry, got up, and walked to another thatched house with a roll of straw mats.
The second day finally came, the snow had stopped, but the sky was still gray, and the sun hung in mid-air like a light bulb with insufficient power, and it was not very dazzling.
Li Xiaoer stretched his waist, walked out of the house with a sigh, and looked out, sure enough, Li Chunfeng had already begun to meditate. Li Xiaoer didn't care about him, walked straight to the edge of the Qujiang Pond, and wiped his face with the pool water. As soon as I wanted to get up, I suddenly thought of something. He poked his head out and saw a messy face suddenly appear in the water, which frightened Li Xiaoer and sat down on the ground.
It took a long time for him to breathe a sigh of relief, and he knew that what he had just seen was himself!
Li Xiaoer couldn't help but laugh dumbly, he had been in the Tang Dynasty for more than half a year, and he had never cleaned up properly, he was still dressed as a little beggar, no wonder those people sneered at him last night.
Thinking about it these days, Li Chunfeng has never been disgusted because of his dirty appearance, and his heart can't help but warm, and then he thinks again, who told him to save me, don't save me if you're afraid of being dirty!
After thinking about it, he still decided to tidy up his image, even if he was a beggar, he had to be a clean beggar.
So Li Xiaoer began to take off the robe that had grown on his body, and this robe was also thanks to Li Chunfeng, because when he crossed over, he was actually wearing a prison prison robe, and Li Chunfeng used tattered beggar clothing patches to make this robe for him. The wind is cold in winter, but this robe is quite warm.
Hey, how did you think of him again? Li Xiaoer himself is depressed, why do he always think of Li Chunfeng!
Most of the water in Qujiang Pond has frozen, but the part that leans against the shore was smashed open by Li Xiaoer with stones, and you can see the ice water flowing underneath. Li Xiaoer first ran back and forth on the shore a few times, and then carefully went into the water after warming up.
I'll go, it's too cold in winter here! Li Xiaoer thought so!
In later generations, the winter was either as cold as hell, or it was as warm as spring, or it was the continuous destruction of the environment by human beings, which caused the emergence of extreme climate.
In the early years of the Tang Dynasty, the trajectory of human activities was very small, and the environment was still the most primitive, so the weather was the most normal, but the winter was so cold!
After taking a hurried bath in the water, Li Xiaoer felt refreshed, as if he had lost several catties of meat at once. Of course, he forgot that he did lose a few pounds, but not the flesh, but the dirt on his body.
After taking a shower, Li Xiaoer began to wash his hair.
If you want to talk about Li Xiaoer's hair, it can be described as shocking!
The long curly hair on his head is sticky to his head, and every time he looks at someone, he has to use his hand to pull away the hair in front of him, of course, he is generally too lazy to get it, and it is good to watch people with a gap.
After washing my hair in the lake no less than five times, I was finally able to feel it with my hands. The long flowing hair swayed gently with the breeze, Li Xiaoer originally wanted to find something sharp to make his hair shorter, but then he thought that it was the Tang Dynasty, it was better to keep it, after all, it was a dangerous thing to be an alternative in this era, maybe he would die when he would die!
So Li Xiaoer slowly began to tidy up his flowing hair. From mid-morning to noon, I finally made my hair neat and smooth, and then found a straw rope and tied it behind my head.
It's better now, it's a lot more refreshing. Li Xiaoer put his hands behind his back, hummed an unknown song, and swayed back to the thatched hut.
"Who are you?" Li Chunfeng looked at Li Xiaoer and asked vigilantly.
Li Xiaoer looked at Li Chunfeng with a big mouth and an expression of looking at a fool.
"Am I stupid, or are you stupid! Don't even know who I am? Li Xiaoer walked around Li Chunfeng twice and asked in surprise.
Listening to familiar voices and watching familiar movements, it's just that how did this image become different? Li Chunfeng carefully identified Li Xiaoer, and said slowly: "I didn't expect your kid to be so handsome!" ”
Li Xiaoer suddenly thought that his current appearance must be very different from before, no wonder Li Chunfeng didn't come out all of a sudden.
"Haha, what's the matter, I'm doing this, do you have a kind of demeanor like a beautiful son! Hahaha! Li Xiaoer shook his head proudly.
"You're a handsome little beggar at best!" Li Chunfeng unceremoniously exposed Li Xiaoer's identity.
"Hey, I said that you became a heart, no matter how you say that I was also rescued by you, so you won't hurt me like this!" Li Xiaoer is a kind of market puppet who dares to say that if you dare to say it again, I will dare to get started.
Li Chunfeng simply ignored him, and just asked, "Tell me what happened last night?" Poor Dao prefers that something must have happened to you. ”
What Li Xiaoer is most unaccustomed to is Li Chunfeng's appearance of pretending to be a magic stick, what does it mean to pinch and calculate something, nonsense! Can you run back in the middle of the night if nothing happens? If you have the ability, you should figure out what happened, then you are amazing!
He thought so in his heart, but he didn't say so, because Li Xiaoer was afraid of hurting the heart of this great man who wanted to leave his footprints on the road of fooling people.
"Yes, something happened, but it's not mine, it's someone else's." Li Xiaoer didn't care about picking up what happened at night and roughly told him.
"What do you say? You deceived your father-in-law in the palace with the stolen waist card of Li Shangshu's Mansion of the Ministry of War? Li Chunfeng was taken aback, this guy is really bold, he dares to do such a thing.
Li Xiaoer still looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said: "Ah, what's the matter, he was arrogant first, and let's make a joke with him!" ”
"Are you kidding?" Li Chunfeng now felt that it might be a good thing to send this guy to Sun Simiao as soon as possible.
"Hey, I said can you calm down, this is where to go! If I tell you that the family of three I introduced to you is the thief that His Majesty Li Er wants to arrest, you must not be scared to death! Li Xiaoer said with a grin.
only heard a pop behind him, and Li Chunfeng fell to the ground in response.
"I mean, you're too bold. You know this matter, I know it, what is there to be afraid of! Li Xiaoer helped Li Chunfeng sit up, rubbed his back, and said in a non-formal manner.
"You, you're simply an ancestor who got into trouble!" Li Chunfeng didn't have the temper to say anything else, "How is this good, those three anti-thieves were actually sent away by Poor Dao himself, if His Majesty knows about it, then, that!" ”
"Okay, okay, I said it's not that serious, who will know except the two of us! If I don't say it, if you don't say it, the king of heaven can't help you! Rest assured! Li Xiaoer is very relieved for Li Chunfeng.
Fortunately, Li Chunfeng and Li Xiaoer have been in contact for a long time, and he also has immunity to such things, and with Li Xiaoer's words, he slowly calmed down.
Suddenly, Li Xiaoer got up violently and said: "Oh no, how did I forget, when I told that family of three to look for you, there was a reckless man and two liars in front of me, in addition to the two of us, they also knew!" ”
Before Li Xiaoer's words fell, Li Chunfeng fainted again!