Chapter 14: Rap

Listening to Zhou Hu's slightly exploratory words, Leng Feng, whose eyes were squinting, couldn't help but be a little silent. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother Qin, if it's inconvenient to say, just don't say hello," Zhou Hu said with a nonchalant smile, and then threw the coarse cloth gown and pants that he was leaning on from under him to Leng Feng: "Come on, Brother Qin, change it!" I'm going to the provincial capital soon, and you're dressed up now, but it's too eye-catching. ”

As a result, the coarse cloth coat and pants that were still a little weird, Leng Feng couldn't help but feel a little entangled and depressed. I didn't even have a panties shirt, and I was wearing a coarse cloth gown and pants directly, which must have been very awkward and uncomfortable.

Leng Feng's tiger skin package has a suit, but it is already like a beggar's outfit, and it may be more eye-catching when you wear it.

"Brother Qin, you can put it on first! When you get to the provincial capital, I'll help you get a set of clothes that fit," Zhou Hu couldn't help but smile when he saw Leng Feng's slightly tangled expression holding the coarse cloth gown and pants.

Leng Feng, who nodded helplessly, hesitated slightly: "In.. Change here? ”

"Or else? It's all open space all around, where are you going to go for it? Zhou Hu was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry!" Isn't there some sack in this car? Besides, there are a lot of old men all around, and the brothers are not interested in watching you change clothes. ”

"Huh.." The guards around them, who were following the convoy with guns on their backs, couldn't help but laugh.

"Ahem.." Leng Feng, who coughed lightly and blushed a little, gritted his teeth slightly or directly untied the last piece of python skin skirt on his body, and then quickly put on the coarse cloth gown and pants.

Zhou Hu on the side suddenly smiled strangely: "Brother Qin, the capital is not small!" ”

"Huh?" Leng Feng, who looked at Zhou Hu in astonishment, saw that the guards around him couldn't help but laugh louder, and his expression was even more embarrassed when he suddenly reacted. To say that Leng Feng's body is originally a weak scholar, and his health is not very good, let alone anything... Cost. That's it! The special encounter in the deep mountains not only made Leng Feng's body much stronger, but the cost was indeed not small as Zhou Hu said!

Seeing Leng Feng's embarrassed appearance, Zhou Hu couldn't help laughing louder, which made Leng Feng depressed. These guys, it seems that they are really bored along the way, and they can talk so happily on such a topic, so if I tell you some classic jokes from later generations, won't they all laugh and smoke them all?

However, Leng Feng could also see that Zhou Hu and his guards were also straightforward.

Leng Feng, who was born in the military in his previous life, saw and dealt with the most was such a straightforward man. Therefore, Leng Feng easily had a topic with Zhou Hu and them, and they talked and laughed together.

"Hey, brothers, I think it's quite boring along the way, how about I tell you a joke?" After some talking and laughing, Leng Feng, whose eyes flashed, smiled and said to Zhou Hu and the guards.

Seeing that everyone was looking at themselves as if they were about to listen carefully, Leng Feng, who shook his head slightly, smiled and said, "Speaking of which, there is an outsider, he has a stupid son." The staff married a daughter-in-law to his stupid son, worried that he didn't know how to cave the house, so he waited outside the marriage room. As for his stupid son, he accidentally fell in the marriage room, and his hand broke the skin and bled out, so he shouted to his father, saying Daddy, it hurts, it bleeds. His father heard an excitement outside, stretched out his hand and patted his thigh and laughed, saying That's right, girl, who said my son is a fool? ”

"Haha.." Leng Feng said vividly, as if telling a story, before the joke was finished, Zhou Hu and several guards around him couldn't help laughing.

Puff pass.. One of the guards clutched his stomach and laughed with tears in his eyes, not noticing a stone under his feet, and fell to the ground at once.

"Hey, buddy, are you going to have a cave with the earth?" Leng Feng smiled loudly when he saw this.

Suddenly, the surrounding guards laughed even more joyfully. And the earth cave house? They had never heard such a novel statement. Even Zhou Hu was holding his stomach and laughing a little out of breath.

The guard hurriedly got up from the ground, and his face was already flushed without babbling the dust off his body.

In this way, several people laughed happily, which also caused some of the guards in front to be puzzled and curious, and turned their heads to look back.

In the carriage in front of her, which was separated by a few flatbed trucks, Miss Zhiyun, who was sitting on the soft futon and closed her eyes to recuperate, was also awakened, and couldn't help frowning and asking suspiciously, "Dongmei, what's the matter?" ”

"It seems that the young man who was saved by Ah Hu woke up, and now he is joking with Ah Hu and a few guards!" Dongmei, the maid who lifted the curtain of the car and looked out curiously, turned her head and smiled at Miss Zhiyun when she heard this: "I vaguely heard what they were talking about fools, cave rooms or something.."

"Vulgar!" Miss Zhiyun was slightly stunned, and then whispered with a slightly red face.

As soon as his words fell, he heard a loud and sonorous singing voice coming from behind: "The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Beidou Wow... When the road saw the injustice, he roared wow, and when it was time to shoot, he shot wow, and he broke into Kyushu in a hurry."

"It's .." Miss Zhiyun, whose expression changed slightly, couldn't help but flash a look of surprise in her beautiful eyes.

Dongmei, the maid on the side, said with a smile with bright eyes: "Miss, listen, listen well, what a special song!" Miss, listen to you, the guards are all singing together! ”

"Where's this minor? I don't think I've ever heard of it before! Miss Zhiyun couldn't help but be curious.

In the other carriage in front, the sixth master, who was sitting in it, listened to Zhou Leng's report from Zhou Leng who rode to the carriage on the side, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly: "Oh? It seems that the kid who was saved by Ah Hu is really a little interesting, okay, let him sing if he loves to sing! It's time to give everyone a pick-me-up. ”

"Yes!" Zhou Leng, who was going to reprimand the guards in the past, could only give up when he heard the words.

Inside the carriage, he looked down at the black token in his hand, and the sixth master couldn't help but squint and murmured: "This kid, what is the origin?" Could it be that he really is..."

Behind the caravan, Leng Feng's song ended, which immediately attracted cheers and thunderous applause from the surrounding guards.

In this day and age, there is simply too little entertainment. Usually, watching a play and listening to songs are luxuries. These guards, who usually travel from south to north, really lack spiritual enjoyment! Therefore, a lot of money is made by going to casinos or kilns to have fun.

Leng Feng, a good song, is simple and easy to understand, but it sings their hearts. In life, who doesn't want to be a good man who shoots when he should shoot? These guards, don't look at many of them are a bit muddy, but they still have surging blood.

Looking at these guards who were full of energy and smiling and even some of them were flushed, Leng Feng with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "A nation, as long as the blood of the people is not cold and has not really become numb, there is still salvation." Today's China, although there are many disasters and difficulties, once it faces a catastrophe of foreign humiliation, there will still be no shortage of generous and sad people. Now that I have come into this world, I will try to awaken the numb people. As long as the Huaxia dragon is no longer asleep, the children of Shenzhou will happen together, and it will surely shake the whole world. ”

"Good Han Song! All right! It's so uplifting, it's better than all the minor keys I've ever heard! Zhou Hu also grinned and patted Leng Feng's shoulder: "Brother Qin, you can sing and speak, you seem to be a learned person!" ”

Leng Feng laughed dumbly when he heard this, even if he is a learned person, wouldn't the cross talk actors and two-person actors in later generations all have university questions?

In the midst of the joke, the sun was setting in the west, and the glow of the western sky was slowly dimming.

In the distance, Leng Feng saw the huge ancient city at the end of the road. The quaint city is slightly dark in the dim glow of the setting sun, revealing a smell of decay and decadence.

"Provincial capital? Then this should be Anqing, the capital of Anhui Province, right? Leng Feng muttered secretly in his heart.

Before the crossing, he was also from Anhui Province, but in northern Anhui. This side of southern Anhui is not too familiar, but I also know that the capital city of Anhui Province is relying on water transportation to rise, in a mountainous place, and the later development is not good, and now the population seems to be more than 100,000. It is no wonder that the provincial capital of Anhui Province was later moved to Hefei.

"Brothers, put away the guns!" Seeing that the guards in front of them all put the guns on their bodies into the pockets under the flatbed, with Zhou Hu's order, the guards around them also stuffed the guns they were carrying into the flatbed.

Leng Feng, who was quietly watching this scene, his eyes flashed slightly, and after slowly approaching the provincial capital, he couldn't help but look at the **** wearing dark brown military uniforms at the gate of the city and those standing guard with guns in the city.

"Stop!" Under the order of a **** officer with a shell gun pinned to his waist, the surrounding **** soldiers were busy raising the formal rifles in their hands and aiming at the caravan: "Stop!" Examine! ”