0021 Humiliation of the crotch

When the adjutant of Yuzhou heard that the capital of Huizhou was still looking for revenge against them, he was so frightened that he almost collapsed on the ground. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

He secretly thought to himself, this Huizhou capital was shot by Ning Feixuan last time, could it be that this time he will also shoot us with an arrow? My dear mother, how can I stand it?

Thinking of this, the adjutant hurriedly begged for mercy with a crying voice

"Lord Dutong, if you want to take revenge, we can't say anything.

However, if you look at the villain's body, it is really thin, and it is incomparable to your strong physique.

If the villain is hit by an arrow, it is estimated that this little life will be in the hands of the adult.

Please also have mercy on Lord Tutong, spare the villain a way to live, and the villain will definitely thank Lord Tutong for saving his life in the future. ”

Huizhou Dutong looked at the adjutant's greedy and fearful appearance and said with disdain

"It's not impossible not to be shot down by arrows, I have arranged two paths for you, you will be shot by arrows if you go to the left, and you won't have to be hit by that arrow if you go to the right, depending on how you choose"

When the adjutant of Yuzhou heard that he could escape being shot, he couldn't help but burst into tears and laughed

"Okay, good, as long as you can not be shot by arrows, you can do anything, the villain chooses the right." When he had said this, the lieutenant was to go down the road to the right.

"Come back." Huizhou said in the tone of an order that did not allow for negotiation at all

"I didn't plan to shoot you with an arrow, but I didn't say I wanted you to pass like this."

"Huh? Then Lord Toto, you're going toβ€”"

"What is it that if Bendu is all taken by one arrow, what is hateful is that you people of Yuzhou humiliated us Huizhou that day.

So this time, I want to get back the face that we lost in Huizhou. ”

After saying this, Huizhou waved his hand in unison, and Huizhou's soldiers gathered, and then one after another, all the soldiers stood in a vertical row with their legs spread and half-squatting, which was like a crotch formation composed of more than 100 people.

Huizhou Dutong stood at the head of this crotch formation and said to the adjutant of Yuzhou

"If you people from Yuzhou want to pass through here safely and soundly today, the only way is to get under the crotch of our Huizhou people.

Otherwise, each of you will be hit by an arrow, and you will choose whether you die or live or die. ”

"Ah, this, thisβ€”" The adjutant looked at the crotch of his pants in disarray.

"You don't want to drill, do you? Okay, come on, go and get the archers ready. ”

"Don't, don't, Lord Dutong, don't call it, villain-villain drill it."

After saying this, the adjutant's legs weakened, and his whole body fell to his knees with a thud, and he crawled in front of Du Tong's legs tremblingly.

"Wait, you can't climb like this.

Lao Tzu is not asking you to drill my crotch, but to let Yuzhou people drill the crotch of Huizhou people, you can think of a way to see how you can meet Lao Tzu's mind. ”

The adjutant looked up at the swaggering Huizhou Metropolitan and knew what he meant.

Then he trembled and climbed to the side of the cotton cart, grabbed the Yuzhou flag that had just been thrown to the ground by the Huizhou soldiers with his mouth, and then staggered back.

"Hahahaha, it seems that you Yuzhou people are really smart.

As long as Lao Tzu says a need, you can automatically find a way to meet Lao Tzu's wishes.

Really good, haha, Lao Tzu is very satisfied, you Yuzhou people are really good. ”

The capital of Huizhou called it a little more forked

"Alright, don't delay your work, let's get started."

The adjutant of Yuzhou just held the flag in his mouth and drilled under the crotch of these hundred and ten pants step by step, although he was not a very backbone person, but he could also feel this unspeakable shame.

"Look at what, and you, as long as it's a person from Yuzhou today, none of them can run.

Come and drill for me! ”

When the other soldiers saw that the adjutant had already taken the lead in doing so, they all decided that it was important to save their lives, and they all drilled under the crotch of Huizhou.

Among them, many men who are still a little bloody, and they all left shameful men in tears halfway up.

After all the Yuzhou people had climbed, Huizhou all got on their horses and rode on their horses and shouted condescendingly to the Yuzhou people

"Go back and tell the Taishou of Yuzhou, and ask him to inform the people of Yuzhou.

No matter when and where in the future, as long as the people of Yuzhou meet the people of Huizhou, they will all give me three bows and nine knocks, otherwise it will be rude.

When Yuzhou Taishou meets Huizhou Taishou, he also has to bow down.

Also, in the future, the cotton in Lingzhou will be from our Huizhou, don't come again if you know each other, otherwise Lao Tzu will let you drill the crotch once you see it, do you hear clearly? ”

"Yes, the villain wrote it down." The adjutant of Yushu replied in despair.

"By the way, I almost forgot, and thank Ning Feixuan for me, thank you for the cotton he gave us in Huizhou, hahahaha.

All the soldiers of Huizhou listened, and we set off and returned to Huizhou. ”

Under the unified command of Huizhou, the soldiers of Huizhou escorted the cotton cart of Yuzhou and slowly set off towards Huizhou.

It wasn't until the people of Huizhou and the convoy had left far away that they could not be seen at all for a long time, and the people of Yuzhou, who were still parked in place, began to cry with their heads in their arms.

No one can say whether this crying is because he escaped death, or because he has just experienced the humiliation of his crotch, or maybe both.

In short, after these people wept bitterly, they set off for Yuzhou overnight.

And all this that happened in Ninggu Road was transmitted back to the ears of Ning Feixuan, who was in Lingzhou, that night.

After Ning Feixuan knew the detailed news, the first thing he did was to write down the entire detailed process of the matter into a secret report and send it to Chen Xi in the starry night.

After Chen Xi read the secret report, his first reaction was

"It's such a big fuss, it's a real surprise."

The system replied

"In fact, if you had checked the personality traits of this Huizhou capital before, there would be no accident now."

Chen Xi said with a smile

"Where did I think about it so much.

It's just that I thought of letting Ning Feixuan mix into Yuzhou, and then take advantage of the fact that Yuzhou and Huizhou both value Lingzhou's cotton very much, and take the opportunity to create friction, so that the two states will have a disagreement, so that we can profit from it.

Unexpectedly, Ning Feixuan not only created friction, but also created hatred, now it's good, we don't have to do anything at all, it won't take long for the two states to fight on their own.

As for the capital of Huizhou, he is a completely inconspicuous chess piece, I don't even bother to read his name, how can I pay attention to his temper and character. ”

"Well, but now that Dutong's fiery temper has really helped you, the emperor, I wonder if you can take a look at the name of this person who helped you?"

Chen Xi poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip

"Hmph, it's a fundamentally unimportant character anyway, so there's no need to bother looking at his name.

Maybe he'll die when, just call him the capital of Huizhou. ”

"Well, unimportant people don't even have names, that's the real rule in Game of Thrones."

The system said lightly to itself.