Chapter 91: Jiangnan Rebellion (1)

The picture seemed to be frozen, Liu Ping's face was embarrassed, and he smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" ”

"You don't mean to, you don't let go yet!!" Shen Ya's face turned pale at the moment. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Uhh!!h Miss Shen. Liu Ping hurriedly retracted his hand.

"You pervert!!" Shen Ya was already furious, and a slap came over, turning Liu Ping around, and his face turned red.

"If it weren't for you, I would have cut off your claws with a sword!" With that, Shen Ya turned around angrily and left.

At this moment, Liu Ping, who was still having gold stars in his eyes, was a little dizzy, and he said in his heart that this woman has a lot of strength. It is estimated that with a little more force, I will have to hang up.

Rubbed his face and shoulder blades. He took a sip and said, "This perverted and violent woman!" ”

At this time, Fang Jinzhi, who heard the movement in the inner hall, hurried over, saw Liu Ping rubbing his face and shoulders uncontrollably, and hurriedly said: "Liu Lang, it's okay, it's all the concubine, I'm too anxious, I haven't had time to tell you about Shen Ya." It's okay, has it been broken? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not bad, it's just that this female pervert is too ruthless, and if she uses a little force, my teeth will have to be knocked out by him."

Seeing that Liu Ping was fine, Fang Jinzhi put his heart down, but he turned his face and said with a cold face. "Humph! Feels good, right? ”

"Uh... Jin Zhi, you think too much, I am the one who is not paying attention to this, the so-called ignorant is not guilty." Liu Ping touched his nose and said.

"Hmph, didn't you say that you still want someone to spend the night with you!" Fang Jinzhi raised his neck and said disdainfully.

"Oh, my good lady, you also eat this vinegar? Say it casually. Liu Ping smiled bitterly.

"Humph! I don't believe it, your eyes are betraying you! Fang Jinzhi said.

"Uh, that's not clear." Liu Ping said helplessly, rolled his eyes, covered his shoulders and said with a painful face: "Oops... It hurts me to death~~." ”

"Ah, what's wrong with the officer, did you just get hurt?" Fang Jinzhi looked at Liu Ping with a painful look and hurriedly helped him. "Where's the injury?"

"My shoulder hurts, I guess my shoulder was pinched by Shen Yadu." Liu Ping pretended.

"Ah, what should I do, I'll go see Lang Zhonglai, Liu Lang, you wait, I'll call..." Fang Jinzhi was in a hurry and was about to turn around to call someone, but he was suddenly stopped by Liu Ping and hugged him in his arms and said with a wicked smile: "Your man's injury can only be treated by you, and no one else can do it." Tonight, you can give my husband and me a good treatment! After speaking, the painful look on his face was swept away, and his face was full of Brother Pig's expression, hehe smiled, and then hugged the frightened Fang Jinzhi and went straight to the bed in the inner room like a gust of wind.

"There are some new postures for the husband, just you and I are practicing as a couple!"

Liu Ping threw Fang Jinzhi on the bed and pressed it down.

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In the early morning of the next day, Liu Ping, who had been on the expedition all night last night, was still asleep, and when he opened his eyes, it was already three poles in the sun. With a wave of his hand, the beautiful woman on his side was no longer there, and when he got up naked, several maids walked in and said respectfully that they wanted to serve the Hou Ye to wash.

Liu Ping was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this ancient aristocrat would enjoy it, and he really lived a life of stretching out his hands with clothes and opening his mouth with food.

Liu Ping's thinking as a modern person, it is still a little awkward for his subordinates to serve and wear clothes, and he opened his mouth and said: "No need."

plopped, several maids all knelt on the ground, saying that they would die, and asked the Hou Ye to forgive their sins.

Liu Ping asked: "What are you doing here!" I didn't blame you! ”

One of the servant girls raised her head and said tremblingly: "Master Hou is a great hero admired by thousands of people, you don't need the servants to serve and change clothes, you must dislike the servants for not serving well." The servants are afraid, afraid of the Hou Ye's punishment. Please spare your life. ”

"Uh... Why should I punish you? I don't think I'm admirable, I'm scary. Liu Ping said with a smile. Indeed, now, whether it is in the Northland, Western Xia, or Jinren, this Liu Ping's name can stop children from crying at night. In the Western Xia and Jurchens alone, I don't know how many widows tied the villain with straw paper and cursed Liu Ping, the butcher.

"Forget it, don't be afraid, I'll let you serve, get up!" Liu Ping said helplessly.

"Master Xie!" A few maidservants hurriedly got up and cautiously and carefully served Liu Ping to change clothes and wash.

But looking at the appearance of these handmaidens, Liu Ping said in his heart, is his external image so terrifying? looked frightened, which made Liu Ping want to laugh when he looked at it. said to the maid who served: "Don't worry, I'm not a man-eating demon king!" ”

"Don't dare!" The servant girl was so frightened that she was about to kneel down again.

"Alright, alright! Don't kneel, since you've entered my Liu Ping's house, don't kneel down at every turn. Liu Ping said. With little effort, Liu Ping finished washing up under the service of his subordinates, went out of the inner room, and asked, "Where is Madame?" ”

"Madame is picking flowers in the outer courtyard with people. The lady ordered the maid to serve the Hou Ye, and instructed the maid to let the Hou Ye wash up and eat some breakfast first. A maid said.

"Oh..." Liu Ping answered, looking out the window and looking at the sunshine, it seemed that he had slept long enough this night.

got up and came out of the outer room, and all kinds of meals had already been laid on the table, golden and warm millet porridge, snow-white steamed buns, and a few delicate side dishes. Liu Ping devoured it. Jinpa, who was handed over by the maid, wiped his mouth and got up and went out. I have been fighting for a month, and I haven't rested yet, so I can finally rest for a while today.

Liu Ping came to the door. But he saw that Fang Jinzhi was directing a group of female dependents to pick the flowers that had bloomed in the courtyard. Even she herself picked together, and the little bean on the other side took her little attendant Yao Gonggong to beat off the leaves of those flowers with a small shovel for a while, and then took Xiao Yao Gonggong to flutter butterflies around with a net made of muslin cloth in the flowers.

Fang Jinzhi turned around and found that Liu Ping was looking at him with a smile, and hurriedly went over to hold Liu Ping's shoulder and said, "Liu Lang, are you up?" ”

"If I don't get up, I'll have to sleep until the next morning." Liu Ping said with a smile.

"Lady, are you doing a miracle?" Liu Ping looked at the busy maids and said.

"The concubine asked them to collect the pollen in this flower garden, and I heard that the women in the land of Tessie have a very white complexion, and many of them use the pollen of this flower to wipe their faces with rouge gouache. So I also asked them to collect some petals and pollen and make some good gouache. Recently, the weather has been a little drier, and the skin of the concubine is very dry! ”

Liu Ping smiled and said: "My daughter-in-law's skin is very good, and she is as beautiful as a flower if she doesn't rub rouge and gouache." ”

"Hmph, you're going to tell lies! Don't listen to you, I've got to collect some. Fang Jinzhi smiled, let go of Liu Ping's hand, and walked towards the maids, shouting as he walked: "Little bean, don't run around, there are no colorful butterflies over there, oops, I let you step on several bushes of flowers in vain..." ”

Liu Ping looked at Xiao Douzi playing on the side and Fang Jinzhi, who was busy with a group of maids, with great interest, and suddenly found that this kind of life was also very comfortable. It's just that this comfortable life hasn't lasted long. A figure appeared in front of him again. Dressed in a white dress, with a tall figure and a beautiful appearance, it is the Shen Ya woman.

Liu Ping looked at Shen Ya who was blocking in front of him, buttoned his ears very unimaged, and said with a look of a hanger: "Oh, this is not Miss Shen." Why, do you have the leisure to watch my lady's garden pick flowers? ”

Shen Ya looked at Liu Ping and said coldly: "How can you be willing to send troops to Jiangnan!" ”

"Is this... Miss Shen, you are also Deng Yuanjue's apprentice, but you don't want to help your master, why do you still dismantle his platform, this is a bit unreasonable." Liu Ping touched his nose and said.

"The master has fallen into the devil's path, I am actually saving him, I can't watch him commit more sins, as an apprentice, I also want to save him, and the people of Jiangnan Zhulu are also innocent." Shen Ya said.

"I'm a person, but I can't afford to be early, if you want me to send troops, yes, you have to make me profitable." Liu Ping said with a treacherous smile.

"Humph! The Humane Northland Blood Tiger is a big hero, but I didn't expect it to be a person who is full of copper smell and mercenary. It's really disgraceful! Shen Ya said viciously.

"Yo Yo Yo Yo Shen Beauty, I can't compare to you, you are a big woman who worries about the country and the people, compassion, that's not what I said, the soldiers under my command are also raised by their parents, they also have wives and children, and they also need to support their families, even if they are singles, they also need money to eat. So I'm not mercenary. I am proceeding from reality, which can be called honesty, but it is not like those hypocritical and righteous people, who say something that they have and do not, but they specialize in deceitful people. Liu Ping said.

"At the end of the day, you just don't want to send troops! I'm just asking you, what are the conditions that will allow you to send troops! Shen Ya couldn't bear it a little, and couldn't help persuading herself in her heart, calm down, calm down.

"Humph! What conditions do I want, I'm afraid you can't meet this condition! Liu Ping said with a smile, and said in his heart that I need money, can you give it? Indeed, yesterday when he reported it, he cried loudly that he was poor, and Yongdingjun now has no money. Recruit training, veteran welfare, compassion for the disabled and killed, as well as the funds for the research and development of various weapons, and the cost of local city defense repairs, Liu Ping at this time can be regarded as a strong party, controlling many states and counties in Youyan, looking at the entire Great Song Dynasty, if you just look at a single department, there is no chance to compete with Liu Ping. But now the strong fiscal deficit is a headache for Liu Ping. There's no way, a penny is hard for a hero, and without money, you can't do anything.

"You say! What conditions! As long as I can be satisfied! Shen Ya said urgently.

Liu Ping smiled sincerely and teased her: "If you want a big beauty like you to listen to me, can this condition work?" Ha ha. ”

"Dengzi!! I'll kill you! Shen Ya was furious and was about to draw her sword immediately.

"Oops, 1・・・・・・ Shen Woman, it's just a little joke, a joke, don't take it seriously." Liu Ping immediately begged for mercy.

"Humph!" Shen Ya fiercely inserted the sword back into the scabbard. looked at Liu Ping angrily.

"Haha, forget it, don't tease you, if you have to let me send troops, it's not impossible, or the Zhao Guanjia over there will make an order, and I will send troops over, another way, is to give me money!! A lot of money, maybe, I can think about it. After saying this, Liu Ping turned around and wanted to leave.

"Money !!??" Shen Yayi frowned, thought for a while, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and immediately said to Liu Ping, who was far away: "Rich!" I'm rich!! ”

But Liu Ping didn't listen to what she said anymore, and said in his heart that a little woman can have a lot of money, and he didn't pay attention to her anymore, went out of the outer hall, personally led the horse, turned over the horse, and went to the Jietang Mansion accompanied by Yang Sanduo, because Yang Sanduo came to report that Bianliang was coming, so Liu Ping took someone to the mansion.