When Geng Lao saw it, it was actually Wu Xian. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Fang Cai Wuxian was surrounded by a group of small maids in the middle, asking this and that, and some people frantically stuffed silver into his arms, and some people even took the opportunity to touch one handful in his underwear and two handfuls there.

"Handsome guys and beauties, you come one by one, I'm weak, I can't stand it!"

"Hey, girl, where are you touching? Reserved a little bit, okay? ”

"Eh, this girl, don't you rub it off? My clothes are dirty, and when the time comes, there are two black marks on your chest, how can you see people? ”

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No matter how they struggled and how they shouted, these wild people were indifferent, and very persistently crossed Wu Xian's dirty underwear and ate his tofu.

Fortunately, the savior came, I don't know which kind big brother, one elbow put Wu Xian over, Wu Xian not only did not get angry, but was happy, through the billowing smoke, lying on the ground, I don't know whose thigh slit was very large.

Don't say anything, it's important to save your life, and your chastity still has to be kept, Wu Xian drilled into the past, but I didn't expect this to be a girl, and Wu Xian had no choice, so I had to wait for the money to do a magic thing and go to bad luck.

Got out suddenly, pinched the root of the girl's thigh, and muttered secretly: "Damn, eat Lao Tzu tofu and collect some interest first." ”

After a long time, Wu Xian didn't think about it, so he ran away with a person, picked the nearest shop, and broke in.

These two, one is weak and can't help the wind, and the other is old and lacks qi and blood, although it is only a dozen steps away, after the two of them finished, the first thing they did when they entered the shop was to sit on the ground with their butts and pant heavily.

"Whew, whew, little ...... Brother, you haven't said it yet...... No preaching...... Teach me or not! ”

When Geng Lao spoke, Wu Xian immediately turned his head in surprise, and even forgot about the big gasp, and when he saw that it was Geng Lao, he was surprised: "Damn!" How are you? ”

Wu Xian's words made Geng Lao stunned, and he didn't react for a long time, what is it?

Ignoring Geng Lao's stunnedness, Wu Xian stood up and looked out, the gang was no longer crowded, and they scattered to look around, obviously looking for Wu Xian's traces.

Seeing the little guy who was standing in place at a loss and helping him collect money, Wu Xian was impulsive and wanted to rush out.

But looking at the wild, the impulsive heart was immediately poured with a basin of cold water.

Calm down, you must be calm, according to the current situation, if you go out, you will definitely be blocked, think about the ecstasy feeling of being surrounded by people, making people eat tofu wildly, Wu Xian touched his buttocks, and goosebumps fell to the ground.

"Alas!"

With a long sigh, Wu Xian decided to cherish life, stay away from the wild year, and avoid the limelight first!

Now that the harmonica has been robbed, it is not easy to sell an art, but the one who collected the money let him lose it there, this is unlucky!

"Little brother, what are you sighing about? Look at how beautiful you are, you are even more popular than the old man back then! ”

Wu Xian was physically and mentally exhausted, glanced at Geng Lao, who was sitting on the ground against him, and said weakly: "What do you know, the guy who ate and the reward for today are all gone, alas, I should continue to be hungry in peace!" ”

"Elder Geng, why do you always sit on the ground? Hurry up, come on, prepare a private room for Geng Lao! ”

The shopkeeper suddenly walked over, and Geng Lao realized that Wu Xian actually pulled him to the Lion Tower, this place is full of acquaintances, if they see him sitting on the ground so embarrassed, and there is a little beggar next to him, this old face......

"Shopkeeper, don't shout, Guo Gongzi upstairs, we have set up a private room!"

While covering his face and whispering to the shopkeeper, Geng Lao stood up slightly, coughed dryly, straightened his collar, and saw that no one was paying attention around him, and then he was relieved.

Wu Xian lowered his head, and suddenly a strangely small boot appeared in front of him, and when he looked up, he saw that it was the little guy who helped him collect money.

"Why did you come here, I've been looking for you for a long time, your money, it just so happens that my son-in-law is waiting for you on the second floor!"

Flashing a pair of big eyes, the little guy pointed a pair of delicate little fingers upstairs, Wu Xian squinted slightly, and looked in the direction he pointed, a plain boy, looking here by the stairs.

"The instruments are gone, what are you going to blow with? Say sorry to your son-in-law for me! ”

The little guy was stunned for a moment, but he was not disappointed, and said with a grin: "Then come with me, didn't you say you were hungry a long time ago?" My son-in-law ordered a good dish early! ”

Lion House is a famous restaurant in Suzhou City, which can be called a gourmet paradise, squirrel fish and snowflake crab fighting, Wu Xian has long heard people praise and admired for a long time.

His stomach rumbled twice at this time, and Wu Xian picked his nostrils and said, "Oh, let's go." ”

The little guy was stunned, this promise was too happy, right?

After thinking about it, knowing that Wu Xian must be hungry, the little guy covered his mouth and chuckled, raised his head again, and saw that Wu Xian was about to go upstairs, and hurriedly caught up.

"You're moving too slowly, aren't you?"

The little guy muttered with a black line at one end, "You're too fast, right?" ”

"Eh, what about Geng Lao?"

Wu Xian asked, the little guy remembered, and hurriedly ran downstairs to invite Geng Lao, Geng Lao saw that the little guy finally remembered to invite him, so he coughed dryly, shook his sleeves, and walked out first.

The little guy pursed his lips, laughed out loud, and shouted, "Geng Lao, ass!" ”

Wu Xian stood at the top of the stairs, listening to the little guy shouting, and said in his heart, I said why didn't the uncle say his name, it turned out that his surname was Geng Lao, and he was called Ass.

With a tremor on his shoulders, Geng Lao turned around, his old face was flushed, and he said in a deep voice: "Be reserved, what Geng Lao ass!" ”

With this turn, Wu Xian understood why the little guy shouted like this.

At this time, the little guy made a gesture to Geng Lao, pointed, Geng Lao turned his head to look, almost screamed, and hurriedly confessed, and asked the little guy to tell his son-in-law that he was unaccompanied, and then ran out like a duck.

A shout came from outside: "Geng Lao is peeing his pants, come and see!" ”

Then there was a terrible scream, and the little man blushed and said, "I just want to tell you that it's wet, alas! ”

Wu Xian pretended not to know, and went up to the private room on the second floor of the Lion Tower, and when he entered the house, he saw that the boy was standing with his back on his back, as if he was looking out of his mind from afar.

"Brother, please take a seat!"

The boy suddenly turned around and smiled lightly, and Wu Xian's eyes widened slightly when he saw sleepiness.

The smart black eyes looked at Wu Xian secretly, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, and his pink lips were slightly open, as if he had something to say, but he didn't say anything.

The pink little face, although it is not greased and powdered, is also delicate and smooth and faintly shrouded, and the delicate nose is playfully wrinkled, and it seems that Wu Xian is a little surprised by such an embarrassed shape.

The willow-like eyebrows, arched neat foreheads, two strands of jet-black hair hung casually, swaying slightly with the wind blowing in the window, the chest was slightly raised, and the pectoral muscles seemed to be quite developed.

After glancing twice, Wu Xian turned into the half-asleep appearance again, digging his nostrils and whispering: "Looking back and smiling, Baimeisheng, the sixth palace has no color, it turns out that there are really such people!" ”

Pulled out the finger that picked his nostrils, wiped it on his body, and handed it to the son, who saw that although Wu Xian was eloquent and brilliant, his words and deeds were very strange, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart.

He lowered his head and asked with a red face, "What does Brother Tai mean by this?" ”