—— Due to Sun Yu's return, the vanguard army simply stopped its advance in Wancheng, sent an eight-hundred-mile urgent messenger to spread the situation of Sun Yu's "usurpation", and then waited for reinforcements to arrive. Poor Sun Yu continued to be locked in the carriage, but the food thrown from the roof hole in the car today has improved a lot, and there are all kinds of dishes that Sun Yu likes to eat. But there is a very strange dish in it, called braised fish with pineapple in tomato sauce, which is said to be Zhu Rong's best dish in the past, and it was specially given to Dong Zhuo and Zhang Xiu to eat.

"Wow, this dish looks delicious." Dong Zhuo and Zhang Xiu were overjoyed.

Dong Zhuo took a pair of chopsticks to Zhang Xiu's bowl: "Come, let's eat together." ”

Zhang Xiu was about to send it to his mouth, but Sun Yu suddenly grabbed her, shook his head and said, "You are a courtier, how can you eat the same dish with your lord?" It's not etiquette, come here, eat mine with me. ”

"Ah......" Although Zhang Xiu wanted to eat this dish very much, but was pulled by Sun Yu, she had to be obedient, she was a little confused, usually Sun Yu never said anything about the problem that monarchs and ministers can't eat together? There doesn't seem to be a difference between the monarch and the minister in his heart, why is he suddenly paying attention to it today?

This doubt didn't last long, Dong Zhuo took a chopstick "pineapple braised fish with tomato sauce" and put it in his mouth...... It was as if the mouth had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, and the sweet and sour sourness surged into my heart at the same time, and the eight veins of the strange meridians were almost cut off. Shortness of breath, tearful eyes, and buzzing ears...... Although this dish is not poison, with its peerless taste, it is more terrifying than poison.

"Wow...... Dong Zhuo cried sadly: "It's too bad, knowing that it's unpalatable, I took Zhang Xiu away and didn't let her eat it, and deliberately let me eat it alone...... Bad-hearted escape. ”

"Wha." Sun Yu Dale.

Outside the carriage, Gongsun Yue, who had stuck his ear to the wall of the carriage and eavesdropping on the conversation inside, also felt a burst of satisfaction, hum, Witch Emperor, if I don't pit you to death, I won't call Gongsun Yue.

In the early morning of the next day, a mosquito fighter flew in the sky in the south, and it turned out to be Gongsun Jun's Chinese army heard that Sun Yu had "usurped the country", so he hurriedly asked Huang Yueying's sister to fly the plane and rushed over with Cai Yan and Zhuge Liang.

As soon as a few girls arrived in Wancheng, they immediately rushed to the camp to meet Gongsun Yue, and then a group of girls ran to the carriage where Sun Yu was being held in a noisy hug with Cai Yan.

"Seeking the truth, what is the big harvest from this northward trip?" Zhuge Liang smiled evilly at the inside of the carriage.

"Zhuge Liang, you scoundrel, wait for me to come out and slowly clean you up." Sun Yu scolded in the car.

"Well, I knew you were the reaction." Zhuge Liang said with a smile: "Although I know that you should not be in the 'usurpation of the country', but for the sake of safety, you should listen to Cai Yanmei play the piano." ”

Then the sound of the piano sounded, Cai Yan plucked the lyre with both hands, and a song "Mozi Sadness" slowly played.

"Mozi Sorrow" is a song that makes people get rid of all the shackles of the soul, so that people's hearts are like a mirror, not affected by other things, Sun Yu was not in the "usurpation", so he should listen to it and play, but this song fell on the ears of the witch emperor Dong Zhuo, but it made her face change slightly: "This ...... This song is played by 'Le Shen'? Specially used to break the 'usurpation of the country'? ”

"That's right!" Sun Yu smiled and said, "You always thought your mind control skills were very powerful, right?" In fact, our army has long had a way to crack it, but because of Lu Bu's strength, we didn't have the Northern Expedition. Now we already have ten divine generals who can deal with Lu Bu, and we can crack all the mind-control techniques, in terms of military skills, Zhuge Liang of our army is not afraid of any military division, and there is nothing that can stop the Gongsun Army from dominating the world. ”

Hearing this, Dong Zhuo pouted unadmittedly: "As long as I hit her with 'usurpping the country' before she plays the piano, she will still be used by me." ”

"So...... I'm not going to give you a chance to hit her. Sun Yu took a bed of the thickest cashmere quilt, wrapped Dong Zhuo's head and feet in it, and tied it like a zongzi, I don't believe that you can still release light like this. Then Sun Yu took a cashmere quilt and wrapped Zhang Xiu**'s body.

After doing all this, the door of the carriage opened from the outside, and Sun Yu left Dong Zhuo in the car and jumped out with Zhang Xiu in his arms.

"Seeking the truth......" Sun Shangxiang was the first to cry and pounce, she was worried these days.

"Haha, don't cry, I'm fine." Sun Yu patted Sun Shangxiang on the back, then his body flashed, and when he came to Zhuge Liang's side, he picked her up and walked to a small dark room where no one was around: "The girls are waiting for me outside for a while, I have some personal grievances with Zhuge Military Division to solve." ”

The girls were dazed for a while, not knowing what was happening, only to hear the sound of "crackling" spanking in the small black room, as well as Zhuge Liang's screams of pain, after a long time, Sun Yu came out humming a little tune: "This guy conspired against me, and I was stabbed inexplicably, and it was light to beat her in the ass." ”

Zhuge Liang covered his ass and followed him, rubbing and walking: "People are big girls, don't you know how to fight in another place?" How can you compensate for the loss of my reputation? ”

"Lose a fart, next time I will plot against me, I will care if your body is not small, put you in the shape of eighteen, and beat your chrysanthemum!" Sun Yu accidentally said all the evil words of later generations.

Fortunately, everyone didn't understand, and no one asked him what a violent chrysanthemum was, which avoided an embarrassment.

That night, Sun Yu sent Dong Zhuo a meal and untied the quilt that wrapped her, but instead of letting her out of the carriage, he strengthened the iron chains and giant locks on the outside of the carriage, so that she had no possibility of escaping, and then dragged the carriage to an underground prison and parked it, which was considered to have completely given the witch emperor to the "golden house".

After another day, the soft girl arrives with a large army to join Sun Yu.

This time, the northern expedition of the Gongsun army was extremely well prepared, almost all the generals above the gold level were mobilized, and the army marched at the same time in three ways.

The first road is called the Western Army, led by Fa Zheng, one of the three heroes of Xichuan, led by the generals of Xichuan and Zhang Lu of Hanzhong from Hanzhong to the north, directly attacking Chang'an, there are no gold-level generals in this army, the most powerful is the blue Yan Yan, but considering the situation over there, such a lineup is enough to attack the city and seize the land.

The second road is called the Eastern Army, the troops went out of Hefei, captured Shouchun, and then took Xuzhou and Beihai. The leader is Lu Su, and all the leaders are Jiangdong generals at or below the blue level.

The third road is called the Chinese Army, and it is the most important road, led by the soft girl herself, and the second lady Gongsun Yue serves as the vanguard, bringing together all the super monsters, including the ten god generals, and all the generals above the gold level are in this way. The goal of this road is to first occupy Wancheng, and then directly capture Xuchang.

The middle lane army originally planned to attack Dong Zhuo with Cao Ying, but he didn't expect Cao Ying to swallow Dong Zhuo in one bite, so that the last enemy became Cao Zhuo, which was really helpless.

At this time, in the military camp of Wancheng, all the monsters gathered together to start the final assembly.

The soft girl was the first to speak: "In this Northern Expedition, our goal was originally Dong Zhuo, but I didn't expect Dong Zhuo to be finished suddenly, so now we have to revise the new goal and treat the original ally Cao Ying as a new enemy, do you have anything to say?" ”

"Nope!" While the girls responded, they all swept Sun Yu with the corner of their eyes. I saw that Sun Yu's face was gloomy, and the girls' hearts sank, and they were still reluctant to fight Cao Ying.

"Okay, then I'll explain Cao Jun's situation first." Zhuge Liang walked out with a smile: "Cao Jun has two monsters, Guo Jia and Jia Xu, in addition, Sima Yi is also unfathomable, Cheng Yu, Xun Yu, Xun You and other monsters are not easy to deal with, in terms of military division, our army can't take too much advantage, and it can't be taken lightly." ”

"In terms of military generals, the other party took over Lu Bu and Diao Chan from Dong Zhuo's hands, and there are also ancient evils to Dian Wei, Cao Zhang, Zhang Liao, and Wang Ping are not general, and there are a large group of rising stars, we must play a twelve-point spirit. To deal with Cao Jun, we must formulate the most perfect strategy, otherwise one misstep will become a hatred for thousands of years......"

"Report ......"

Before Zhuge Liang's opening speech at the military conference was finished, a herald ran in and handed a letter to the soft girl: "Wang Ping, the general of the Cao army, threw this letter down in the sky...... said that he asked the lord and General Sun Yu to fold it as soon as possible. ”

The soft girl was surprised in her heart, at this time Cao Ying sent someone to deliver the letter? What letter to send? She tore open the envelope casually, and Sun Yu also leaned over to look at it together, only to see that the letter was written in big characters such as the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing: "On the first day of the first month of next year, when the morning sun breaks, under the city of Xuchang, the ten gods will fight against Lu Bu, and the world will be decided by a battle!" How dare you come? ”

Wow, this is Mimi's war book!

And it's a very simple war book, there are no things like attacking and defending, attacking and grabbing the land, don't play military skills, don't play military skills, don't play conspiracy and tricks, the ten gods fight Lu Bu, and they are upright and upright?

It seems that things are going in an interesting direction, Sun Yu smiled slightly.

"Interesting!" The soft girl smiled softly: "Seeking the truth, what do you think?" ”

"Just as I am!" ——

Nanpi City, heavy snowfall.

Guo Jia stood in front of Mimiyan, sighed and said, "Lord, you actually use such a child's play method to determine the world?" ”

Mimi laughed and said: "If you don't use this method, he is reluctant to beat me, I am reluctant to beat him, how can this world be settled?" ”

Guo Jia tilted his head and thought about it, and sighed: "That's right, don't say that the lord is reluctant to fight with Sun Yu, even I don't want to fight with Gongsun Jun." I think that General Xiahou, General Yu Ban, Xun Yu, and Xun You are not in the mood to fight with Gongsun Jun. ”

"That's right, instead of letting the army go into battle with low morale, it is better to solve it with a child's play-like contest." Mimi's eyes spread her hands.

Guo Jia said in a low voice: "Does the lord think that Sun Xunzhen will agree to come to a Ten Gods War against Lu Bu?" ”

"He will definitely say: Just with me!" Mimi's eyes looked at the southern sky, and her eyes were incomparably clear-

Bu Bu said:

Don't know why...... I seem to have forgotten something very important...... Who am I fighting for?

What am I fighting for?

Yesterday I was Dong Zhuo's courtier, why am I loyal to Cao Ying today?

This world is so chaotic, so noisy, so complicated!

I don't like it!

My sister said that the final battle is coming, and when we finish this battle, there will be no more confusion, and there will be no more disputes and confusion in the world.

By the way, on the first day of the first lunar month, when the morning sun breaks, I want to write down this time so as not to forget!

Lu Bu remembered the deep winter of the third year of Fengmo, when spring was about to come

(To be continued)