This feudal society is a feudal society. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThere is no other entertainment at night in the countryside, basically it is dark, as soon as the meal is eaten, go out for a walk and then go home and sleep. It is estimated that the main reason why family planning could not be achieved at that time was the lack of television. There is no other entertainment, what else can you do but have children and play? Right? Then the poorer you are, the poorer you are, the poorer you are, and the quality of life in family education is still somewhat related to material things, and this principle has been applicable throughout the ages.

Under the leadership of Zhou Bajin, the two of them tiptoed to the outside of the house of the big man surnamed Wang, who had just mocked them. The same thatched farmhouse courtyard with a fence made of bamboo. Outside, a bamboo basket more than 2 meters wide was woven from bamboo, and inside was a chicken napping. At this time, a big dirt dog came out of the dark night, and when he saw these two uninvited guests, he instantly lowered his head and bared his teeth to prepare for an attack, and his mouth let out a "uh... Uh...".

Zhou Bajin saw that it was not good, and he pulled out his legs and was about to run, but was pulled by Ye Fei. I saw that he unhurriedly took out a piece of something from his sleeve and threw it in front of the big gray dog, and the dog's instinctive reaction was such a sniff! Well! Well! A miracle happened! The dog wagged its tail like a treasure in an instant, didn't care about anything, and began to eat with relish and a happy face.

Ye Fei walked in and touched his dog's head, and the big greyhound raised his neck coquettishly! An obedient face.

Zhou Bajin was stunned! With a look of adoration, he said: Uncle, you, you, how did you do it?! Does this dog know you?

"Phew! How could he know me, phew! No, how could I have known him"

"Then why did he listen to you so much, saying that if he doesn't bite, he won't bite"

"A great man once said that man is the god of wealth, and dogs die for food"

"Uncle, which great man said that?"

"Who do you care? Elders speak, children don't interject"

"Well, uncle, what did you feed him, bones?"

"I really don't know, what are the bones, this is the pig meat I asked the boss for when I left, it is the thing used to boil lard, hehe, dare not surrender"

"A great man once said that there are no heroes under sugar-coated shells"

"Uncle, what should we do next? Don't be discovered, according to the law of Da Ming, we have to eat a lawsuit for stealing people and livestock in the middle of the night! ”

"NONONO, yes and no! I, Ye Fei, a senior lecturer in a civilized society, would not use the word stealing! ”

"But uncle, aren't we just going to steal?"

Ye Fei sighed with a helpless expression, "You are eight catties wrong, this is a punishment, the chicken that obeys him is mainly to make up for the trauma of our hearts, did you feel sour when this king 8 eggs and that old lady mocked us just now?" Does it hurt? Do you feel like your heart and liver are being fried in a pot, and you don't put oil!

Zhou Bajin said with a painful face: Uncle! Other! Stop it! As soon as you say that, I want to set fire to his whole family's heart now!

Ye Fei was shocked: I'll go! Not really! Eight pounds! Calm down! Young sex is too big! Come, take off your cotton clothes.

Zhou Bajin took off his clothes angrily. Because the clothes in ancient times were sewn with long cotton cloth, they were relatively long and strong. Only the wealthy of the landlord class used silk to make clothes.

Zhou Bajin took off his cotton clothes, and the sleeves on both sides were pulled up and knotted, which in turn turned into a simple big cloth pocket. Ye Tian took matters into his own hands, pulled the bamboo basket around the chicken a little, and pulled a chicken still in his pocket, most of the night in the middle of the night, the general chicken has no spirit, so it is not very noisy, occasionally encountering one or two unruly roosters to bark, so he wiped his neck first and threw it directly inside. The big greyhound didn't know whether it was full or too greasy, he had no energy at all, he had nothing to love, and he saw through the front feet of mortal dust and his back feet went to the kennel and snorted directly.

Zhou Bajin looked around vigilantly, the moonlight was very bright, and the sky was very clear. In the silent village, except for the insects and birds in the distance, only Ye Fei's eyes were full of joy and gasps. Zhou Bajin shook his clothes and found that there were at least 30 chickens of all sizes: Uncle, I can't fit it, forget it!

Ye Fei looked at it and sighed slightly: Alas, providence, it doesn't matter, God has the virtue of a good life, so the two of us have to be forgiving and forgiving.

Zhou Bajin looked at him seriously and couldn't help but sigh: Uncle, sometimes I think you are very shameless, but I still admire you very much.

Ye Fei put down the bamboo weaving and reluctantly glanced at the rest of the chicken road: Haha, uncle is also a mortal after all, how can he be a saint! Hey.

Ye Fei clapped his hands proudly, patted the dust on his body again, looked at the gate and sneered and said: Cheap things, give you a lesson to increase your memory. Bah!

Zhou Bajin also followed indignantly and snorted 3 mouthfuls towards the door.

Then the two "weasels" disappeared into the night happily.

"Eight catties, by the way, where does the girl who chewed the root of her tongue just now?"

"Uncle, we can't vote, we can't put it in and we can't take it"

Ye Fei sneered: How can you always steal, let's give people gifts.

Walking to a muddy field, a farmhouse stood quietly, Zhou Bajin said, "This is the home of Mrs. Mao, the most famous long-tongued woman in the village"

Ye Fei nodded slightly, smiled evilly and quietly carried the two chickens, went to the wooden window of the farmhouse, opened a small slit, and then threw the two angry roosters in, and then pulled his legs and left, and when he left, he took a sickle placed outside the door by the way.

Then take Zhou Bajin and go back,

"Uncle! What are we doing here? Do you want to send two chickens to Mrs. Mao? ”

Ye Fei couldn't hide his smile and said: "Stupid, how sad Lao Wang will be to know that the chickens are missing early tomorrow morning, we have to leave some clues for people to know that the chickens have a good home, so that people are not so worried."

In front of the courtyard of the man surnamed Wang, Ye Fei casually threw the sickle in his hand and smiled contentedly.

"Oh, Brother Wang, who told me that I was born to be a kind person! Tomorrow I will go to Mrs. Mao's house to find your ****, hehehe, eight catties! Let's go home."

"Uncle, you are so shameless, but I adore you so much"

"Hahahaha! Don't be obsessed with brother, no, don't be obsessed with uncle, uncle is just a legend"

The fat and thin "weasels" took advantage of the moonlight and disappeared into the moonlight.

The night was deeper, colder, Wang Hanzi fell asleep and dreamed that the village chief's delicate concubine was undressing and smiling at him, he was busy giggling and holding his daughter-in-law's stinky feet and kissing him lovelessly.

Mrs. Mao also slept very deeply, and was dreaming of introducing a family affair to the young lady of Zhao Yuan's family, and they gave 5 taels of thanks. Her saliva was falling from her laughter.

Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Tomorrow. There's a good show to watch.