096 Divine Fire
Everyone was giggling, suddenly listening to Li Xiaoer's cold voice, and for a moment they all looked at Bao'er and the dog who came in. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoIn fact, in their eyes, these two internal supervisors are just errand runners, and their life and death will not make them have any sympathy at all.
On the contrary, Li Xiaoer's orphan status in his previous life, and the beggar he was a beggar for half a year when he first came in this life, made him feel more and more sympathy and pity for the lower-class people.
"Your Excellency!" Bao'er and Gou'er saw the kind of concern that they had never felt in the eyes of the little second brother, and when their hearts were hot, their eyes became a little sour.
"Well, what's going on?" As the little second brother spoke, his eyes were already looking at the squirting people present, and he felt that it was very likely that someone here did it.
Sure enough, wherever his eyes passed, everyone shrank their necks and unconsciously took a step back, always feeling that Li Xiaoer seemed to be more terrible than his father and mother at home.
Bao'er looked at a bold dog, took a step back, the dog thought about it, gritted his teeth and said: "My lord, let's go to invite your sons, we happened to meet the sons of Du Shangshu's family on the way, and when he saw us, he called his men to come up and beat us." ”
"Du Shangshu?" Li Xiaoer didn't think of which one it was, and expressed doubts.
Yu Chi Baolin next to him hurriedly said: "It's Du Ruhui and Du Shangshu, it must be him Du He's soft egg who beats these two people, and he will bully his subordinates." ”
Xiao Er then thought that the Shangshu surnamed Du during the Zhenguan period was also Du Ruhui alone, and his son Du He was the little white face who waved the flag and shouted behind the eldest grandson Chong last time, and was the one who was angry on the spot after Li Xiaoer said a few words.
I didn't expect this guy to have the courage to find trouble with Xiao Er, so he picked someone to attack!
Li Xiaoer looks down on this kind of person the most, he is very inward-looking, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, what is it. bullied his own people, Li Xiaoer would not give up like this. After thinking for a while, he said to the two: "Okay, I know about your affairs, and I will give you an explanation, hurry up and see if there is anything wrong." ”
The two dogs shook their heads and said, "It's okay, it's all a small injury, we see that the situation is not good, run fast, don't get in the way, thank you, adult." ”
"Since it's okay, let's go out for a drink!" Xiao Er stopped talking to them, and he still had business to do.
Seeing that Li Xiaoer didn't make any big moves, the gentlemen instantly resumed their posture, and shouted at the guys one by one to hurry up and serve the food.
After the wine and food were served, the second brother held the wine glass and said: "I call everyone to come to eat and drink today, first, we haven't seen each other for a few days, we always have to get together again, and the other is that I have something to tell you, I hope you can help." ”
"Where does the little second brother say, just say something!" Cheng Chumo's chest snapped.
Everyone also nodded, and Li Xiaoer said with a smile: "Brothers give face like this, then I will say it bluntly, two things, the first one needs everyone's help, and the second is good for everyone." ”
Then Xiao Er motioned for everyone to come to the table, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty has assigned me a task, and I need everyone to help me publicize it." ”
Everyone gathered together, and what Li Xiaoer said was so secret, he didn't know anything for a while, and no one responded.
Xiao Er smiled: "Don't be afraid, it's a good thing, it's done, it is estimated that everyone will be beneficial, maybe my mother can follow suit." ”
"Oh, little second brother, you said it!" Yu Chi Baolin asked anxiously.
Xiao Er said: "Before I say it, I have to talk about the ugliness in front, this matter can only be known to everyone, even if you go home, you can't even say it to your parents and brothers, you must wait for Your Majesty to announce it before you can say it, if you think you can't keep your mouth shut, please avoid it." ”
The more he said the secret, the more everyone felt itchy, and this was a task ordered by Li Er, and no one avoided it, they all looked at Li Xiaoer, waiting for his next step.
Xiao Er nodded and said, "Okay, since everyone has decided to advance and retreat with me Li Xiaoer, then I won't hide it from everyone." He cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Actually, I have a master, his name is Lao Tzu." ”
"Poof!" In an instant, three or four people squirted out the wine that had just been put in their mouths.
After waiting for a long time, Li Xiaoer mysteriously said such a joke! Everyone suddenly lost interest, and one by one they fell on the bench, some were still laughing, and some simply shook their heads to see that they were drinking.
Li Xiaoer didn't expect that the effect he thought of was not achieved, but on the contrary, it became a joke in their eyes, can this still be done?
"I mean, are you making fun of me?" The little second brother raised his eyebrows and looked at everyone with a smile. Cheng Chumo's laughter was the biggest for him just now, and when he heard Xiao Er say this, his mouth immediately closed, and he held back the turbid breath that was about to come out just now.
Seeing Li Xiaoer's smile like this, he immediately knew that someone was going to be unlucky, so he sat down in an instant, looking at the little second brother with blank eyes.
Li Xiaoer continued to laugh and said: "You don't think about why I am valued by His Majesty at this age, why I know how to treat my mother, I can cook good dishes, I know horseshoes, I know so many things, can I be born with this?" ”
Xiao Er's words were very effective, and immediately everyone thought that since they heard about Li Xiaoer, there were always a lot of strange things happening. For example, he gave everyone a money-making plan, and his father and mother couldn't understand it when he went home, but Xiao Er could understand it.
Could it be that Li Xiaoer is really Lao Tzu's apprentice? That's too suspenseful, isn't it?
Everyone didn't have what they had just thought at this moment, they knew more or less that Li Xiaoer would not joke about this kind of thing in general, and they got together again in an instant.
Cheng Chumo smiled and said: "Just kidding, I know the second brother, you say, what do you need us to help with?" ”
Li Xiaoer looked at him with a smile and said, "It's easy to say, just spread the word that I am Lao Tzu's apprentice." ”
"It's as simple as that?" Before he finished speaking, Yu Chi Baolin asked in surprise.
"It's easy to get out there, but it's all about getting people to believe it." The little second brother glanced at Yu Chi Baolin and said.
"Then, how can people believe it?" Cheng Chumo then asked.
Li Xiaoer smiled without saying a word, then picked up an empty wine glass on the table and said, "Come and see." As he spoke, he showed the empty wine glass to everyone, and there was nothing in it.
He took his right hand out of his shirt, held the edge of the empty wine glass, squinted slightly, and said something in his mouth, and no one in the group of people so close could hear it.
Anyway, Li Xiaoer performed very freely, while chanting words, he wiped the inner wall of the wine glass with his right hand, and then suddenly his eyes were round, and he shouted, "Get up!" ”
I saw that the empty wine glass in his left hand shook back and forth in the air a few times, and a flame was born in an instant. The green and blue firelight flickered brightly and dimly in front of everyone.
"Ahh At this moment, even Cheng Chumo and Yu Chi Baolin, who were next to Xiao Er, were so frightened that they took two steps back, and then stared at the empty cup.
This is fireless spontaneous combustion! It's a spell!
At this moment, everyone was stunned, and then looked at Li Xiaoer at the same time, and now they feel that they can be described as shocked.
The second brother put the cup on the table with his left hand, picked up a pot of wine with his right hand and said, "This fire water can't be extinguished, and the wine can't be poured endlessly." As he spoke, he poured the pot of wine on the flame, and sure enough, the flame grew even more vigorously.
"Ahh It turns out that there are really spells in this world! This time it was Qin Huaiyu who shouted.
The others were similar, looking at the cup of more vigorous flames without moving, and there was no longer any doubt in his heart about Li Xiaoer's apprentice.
"How about it, have you seen it, this is a spell, it is a little insect carving skill that I learned from my master." Li Xiaoer snorted at the right time and smiled weirdly.
"Little second brother, can I learn?" Yu Chi Baolin actually asked this sentence directly.
Li Xiaoer shook his head and said, "You can learn if you want, but you haven't reached the level of learning such a spell yet, so it's not too late to talk about it in the future." ”
Li Xiaoer was quite impressed by the feeling of the magic stick, and waited until the fire was naturally extinguished before he sat down and said with a smile: "You can tell me what I performed here today, but the premise is not to talk nonsense." ”
After Li Yeyi waited for the fire to pass, he carefully picked up the teacup, looked at it carefully, and found nothing, but why did there be a pungent smell in his nose?
The little second brother sat there without speaking, waiting for everyone to react.
"Little second brother, what you just said, is it just for us to spread the word that you are Lao Tzu's apprentice in the market? If there are other things you need help with, just let them out. Li Yeyi put down the wine glass and said solemnly.
"You don't need to do anything else, as long as you help me get this matter done, Your Majesty, I will also tell you something." The second brother is so knowledgeable about how to persuade others to help.
Taking advantage of the situation, borrowing the momentum of His Majesty Li Er, plus a little trick in the future, these guys are too tender.
The little second brother teased everyone in his heart, and said very solemnly: "Remember what I just said, don't tell your father and mother first, otherwise something may happen to you." The master also gave me a dream a few days ago, saying that he was very aware of the affairs of Chang'an, and told me to get along with you, and he said that everyone would definitely be the mainstay of Datang in the future. ”
The little second brother's routines are perfect, from the initial attraction, to the performance in the middle, to borrowing Li Er's momentum, and finally hitting a stick and giving a radish, finally making these gentlemen believe his words, and they all promised Xiao Er to help him.
At this time, Xiao Er hugged his fists and said: "Then thank you very much, let's talk about the opening of the electronics company." ”
This is another important thing, it has been four or five days since I said it, and his majesty will immediately open the shop.
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