"Since Brother Gou Yu is so sure, why don't you hurry up and treat us!" A sick bandit looked at Lin Yi and said. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Lin Yi stood up from the chair, put his hands behind his back, paced in front of these sick bandits, looked at them carefully one by one, smiled slightly, and said: "Your illness is not a serious illness at all, it is very easy to treat, but if you want to truly cure the disease and never commit it again, you must drink the medicine that we caught!" ”

"Brother Gou, what are you still grinding, hurry up and prescribe us medicine?" One of the bandits squeezed his eyes and urged.

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry!" This prescription is very easy to prescribe, but I am missing a medicine primer in this medicine, and I would like to ask one of you to do a small favor. ”

"How can we help you?" The bandits looked at each other, and one of the bandits asked suspiciously.

Lin Yi said with a smile: "This favor is very helpful, which one of you is one of you, carry forward the style, cut two catties of meat from your buttocks, chop it, and fry it in a pot with other medicinal herbs, just eat it for seven days, and keep it so that you can get rid of the disease!" ”

Mud horse, this cut two catties of meat from the buttocks, how much does it hurt, can you still sit and stand in the future? If you don't get it right, you'll be crippled. When the bandits heard this, their faces changed color one by one, and their eyes showed a look of extreme fear.

Lin Yi said with a smile: "My Buddha is merciful, there is a legend of cutting meat to feed the eagle, if any of you voluntarily sacrifice two catties of meat on his body, which is the victory to create a seventh-level Buddha slaughter, maybe you can become a Buddha on the ground?" Don't be afraid of losing money, I need to take this medicine for seven days before it can take effect? Cut you today, cut him tomorrow, and you won't suffer anyway! Hey, boy! I see that you are young and strong, and you have fine skin and meat, and the meat on your ass should be very delicious, so you will cut off two catties of meat first! ”

When the young bandit who was pointed at by Lin Yi heard this, he immediately panicked, and his face changed color and said: "What are you kidding, how can there be a reason in this world to cut off your own flesh and decoct it with other medicinal herbs, if you want to cut off them, I won't ask you to cut your meat." As he spoke, he covered his ass as if he was afraid, and shrank into the corner.

Lin Yi laughed and said: "How is this a joke, there are many cases in this world of cutting off one's own flesh to cure diseases, and there are many cases recorded in the history books, and there are verifications!" You don't want to shirk, it's up to you, someone, hold him down for me, bring a knife, and cut two catties of meat from his buttocks! ”

The bandits on the kang were dumbfounded and didn't make a move, Lin Yi turned his head to the two bandits left by Zhu Wen beside him and said, "What are you two still doing in a daze?" The second boss told you to help me heal them, and you two hurriedly stepped forward, pressed him down on me, and came to cut the flesh myself. ”

The two bandits were also afraid of being punished by Zhu Wen, so they glanced at each other, stepped forward together, grabbed the arms of the young bandit, and pressed him on the kang.

Lin Yi looked at a bandit saber hanging on the wall, walked over, stretched out his hand and pulled it out, blew on the blade, and praised: "It's really a good knife, it's just too old, you can't cut it carefully, so you can use it!" As he spoke, he walked up to the bandit and shouted, "Hey! This big brother, you don't move with a thousand knives, I'll cut it slowly, the meat cut off like this is almost exactly two catties, if you move, my hand trembles, I'm afraid I'll cut it twice! You can rest assured, I only need two catties, excess meat, I don't want one or two, for the sake of insurance, I will cut a little less, weigh the excess two, and then make up for it. ”

Wow! It is not enough to suffer this sin, but it is necessary to divide it into two or three times to be circumcised, how much sin does this have to suffer? Which young bandit was grabbed by someone's hands and feet, took off his pants, and saw Lin Yi take the Xueliang knife and scratch it on his buttocks, and immediately felt that the buttocks were cold and swishing, and the cold hairs on his whole body stood up, and while struggling hard, he shouted loudly: "Don't cut!" Brother dog, I'm all cured! There is no need to take any more medicine at all! ”

Lin Yi put away the knife, ordered someone to let him go, and scolded him: "Since you are all right, why are you still staying in this house?" Waiting to be knifed? Don't fuck me off yet! ”

The young man jumped off the kang, fell to the ground, struggled to get up, and escaped barefoot without even putting on shoes.

Depend on! What a coward! Lin Yi looked at his back and smiled, then looked at the other sick bandits on the kang, and asked them: "Since which eldest brother has recovered from illness and left, why don't you choose another one among you, I wonder which of you is willing to contribute the meat on your ass?" As he spoke, he flicked the blade of the knife with his fingers, put the knife to his mouth and took a light breath, and slowly swept his gaze towards them in turn.

The bandits were silent, sitting on the kang, and they didn't dare to breathe.

Lin Yi pointed his finger at a fat bandit and said, "This big brother, I see that you have a lot of meat on your buttocks, cut two catties down, you must be fine, just take off your pants!" ”

The bandit was immediately startled, hurriedly waved his hands, and said in a panic: "My illness is all cured, I don't need to take any medicine at all, Brother Gou, you treat it slowly, I'll go first!" With that, he hurriedly climbed off the kang, put on his shoes, and hurried outside the house.

Lin Yi let out a long sigh, and said to the other sick bandits: "The meat on the buttocks of the two of them is the best, but unfortunately they are both sick!" According to my prescription, as long as you take the medicine with flesh and blood, your illness will be cured! Now, I have to choose one more from among you! As he spoke, he looked at them again.

"Haha! Brother Dog, all of our illnesses are cured! Don't need to take medication anymore? You say it's not! One of the bandits with a bit of a bit of a brain glanced at the other sick bandits and laughed.

"Yes! Oh, yes! Several of us have recovered from our illnesses and do not need to take medicine! The other bandits nodded together.

Lin Yi said worriedly: "Oops! If these two leaders ask......"

Which bandit hurriedly answered: "If the second master asks, I will say that you have immortal qi on you, and we smell it, and everything will be fine!" Brother Dog, don't bother you, farewell! With that, he laughed and got off the kang and ran out of the house like a swarm of bandits.

Cut, count as fast as you slip away, otherwise Lao Tzu will really cut a knife in your ass and make you suffer! Lin Yi smiled proudly and walked out of the house. (To be continued.) )