Chapter 2 I'm laughing to death

In the Ma'anshan area of Anhui Province, the sun is shining. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoA squad of more than a dozen Japanese soldiers walked on the path at the foot of the mountain, some with a chicken on their guns, some with a duck on their guns, some with a bag of rice on their backs, and some with a bundle of silk wrapped around their waists. Obviously, this is the Japanese army returning after robbing the people.

The Japanese army happily talked loudly.

"Go back at noon, and have a good meal."

"The Chinese army is really incompetent, and it won't be able to touch one for several days."

"Hey, our thirteenth division is raised by our stepmother, and we march and fight every day! The 16th Division enjoyed happiness in Nanjing. ”

"The flower girls in Anhui are no worse than those in Nanjing."

"I heard that the 16th Division was attacked by a devil and fled back to Dalian from Nanjing, is there such a devil?"

This sentence was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and more than a dozen Japanese soldiers stopped one after another, and looked at a thin private who was speaking.

The Japanese squad leader walked up to the private in a huff, slapped him twice, and scolded: "Bastard, don't believe the rumors." From now on, don't mention the Tyrannosaurus rex again! ”

Holding back the burning pain on his face, the private bowed his head and said, "Yes." ”

The squad leader of the Japanese army looked at the soldiers and reprimanded loudly: "In the future, if anyone dares to mention the word Tyrannosaurus again, I will cut off his tongue." "Fiercely staring at each soldier.

The squad leader of the Japanese army suddenly noticed the figure shaking in the woods on the hillside, and immediately shouted: "There is an ambush, hide." As he spoke, he immediately lay down.

The quality of the Japanese soldiers was really good, and after being obedient, they all immediately lay down, and then there was a loud bang, and a row of iron sand sprayed over. Crack, a burst of gunshots.

Due to the timely laying down of the Japanese soldiers, no one died, and a few grains of sand hit the Japanese soldiers, who were only wearing torn clothes. After the Japanese soldiers lay down, they threw out the chickens and ducks hanging from the barrels, loaded the bullets, opened the safety, and opened fire at the place where the smoke was rising in front of them.

The machine gun shooter was also very fast, set up a tripod, and fired left and right at the front, and with a da-da-da, the branches and leaves flew down, and soon there were several screams.

Hiding in the woods to attack the Japanese army was a group of bandits, more than a hundred people. The leader is called Zhao Gang, a well-known bandit in the Ma'anshan area, with a height of nearly 1.9 meters, a big waist and a round waist, arms thicker than some people's calves, a square face, leopard eyes, and a beard. Ancestors farmed. When he grew up, Zhao Gang was unwilling to live a hard life, and did some stealing chickens and dogs, and when he stole a sheep, he killed his owner and was wanted by the government, so he gathered a group of fox friends and dog friends to become bandits, and the cottage was in the steep Niutou Mountain. He also likes to shave his bald head, ** women, has three lives on his hands, and is called a flower monk by the people of the rivers and lakes.

After the Japanese army attacked Anhui, many national troops and security regiments were scattered, and one of them was a platoon commander named Liu Zhenfei, who defected to Zhao Gang with more than a dozen defeated soldiers and instilled some army concepts in him. Zhao Gang waved the banner of the First Army of the Anti-Japanese National Salvation Army, proclaimed himself commander, and appointed Liu Zhenfei as deputy commander.

Zhao Gang was very angry when he saw the Japanese army burning and killing ** in the Ma'anshan area, so he prepared to attack the Japanese army. He also knew that Little Japan was powerful, so he secretly ambushed in the mountains and forests and attacked a small group of Japanese troops. Which Cheng thought, as soon as the war started, he was dizzy by the little devils.

Liu Zhenfei saw a dozen brothers who were knocked down by the devil in front of him, his face turned green with fright, and he shouted to Zhao Gang: "Commander Zhao, I think it's better to retreat." ”

Zhao Gang held the shell gun and shot at the Japanese army, turned his head to see Liu Zhenfei's crying face, and scolded: "What the hell are you afraid of? Lao Tzu just got into the mood. surnamed Liu, Lao Tzu told you that this is not the national army, it is the first army to resist Japan and save the country, if you become a deserter again, Lao Tzu will shoot you! ”

Liu Zhenfei was helpless, so he hid behind a tree and shot at the Japanese soldiers.

The Japanese squad leader quickly observed that the enemy on the opposite side was not a regular army, there were more than a hundred people, but there were only twenty or thirty guns, and most of them were Hanyang-made and firearms. He immediately made up his mind to annihilate the enemy, shouting: "The first group is attacking head-on, the second and third groups are outflanking left and right, and the machine guns are covering." ”

The Japanese troops immediately dispersed. There are two groups that detour sideways. The first group was formed by three Japanese troops on the front. One shot and ran forward, hiding behind a tree, while the other two aimed their guns in front of them and opened fire when they saw their target. The first person pulled the bolt, pushed the bullet to load, and held the gun on alert, while the two behind quickly advanced. The three covered each other and attacked forward.

The machine gun crew occupied a boulder, set up machine guns, and covered the attack of the three groups.

More than 20 bandits have fallen, although these people are bold and not afraid of death, but this is the first time they have experienced this kind of battle, they are only dead, and the other party has not even scratched their skin. The bandits, armed with large blades and dung forks, began to slowly retreat.

Although Zhao Gang was reckless, he was not stupid, and when he saw this situation, he had no choice but to shout: "Brothers,." "Retreat.

The bandits hula ran backwards, who knew that just a few meters away, three grenades were thrown from the left and right sides, booming, and more than a dozen people fell again.

"Commander Zhao, it's not good, we're surrounded!" Liu Zhenfei screamed in horror.

Zhao Gang also saw it, laughed angrily, and said, "Damn, it's really evil, more than a hundred brothers are surrounded by more than a dozen devils!" Brothers, fight with the little devils! ”

Dozens of bandits brandished big knives screamed and pounced on the devil, and they were shot one after another, and finally three people rushed to the devil, and just raised the knife, but were stabbed by the devil, penetrating the chest and falling.

The rest of the bandits were really stunned this time, but they didn't expect that the devils not only shot well, but also fought bayonets. Soon, fifty or sixty people were compressed by the devils into a small mountain forest.

Zhao Gang was angry, took off the padded jacket on his body, revealed his long chest hair, and pulled a flag from the back of a bandit next to him, inserted it into his back belt, and yelled: "Brothers of the First Army of the Anti-Japanese Salvation Army, don't hide, rush up together, and fight with the little devil!" With that, he stepped out from behind the tree with a gun in his right hand and a knife in his left.

"Fight!"

"Fight!"

Seeing the commander taking the lead, the bandits stood out from behind the tree together.

Liu Zhenfei and more than a dozen rout soldiers were also aroused, shouting and standing up, and pounced on the Japanese army together.

Zhao Gang's method is still correct, if everyone dodges, they will be shot by the devils one by one, and they will rush out together, the devils only have one machine gun, and they can't all hit in a short time, but the result is also very tragic.

At the very beginning of this attack, on the dirt road ten miles to the east, Long Xiaotian was riding a white dragon horse and slowly hurrying away. The white dragon horse carried two suitcases on its back, one with weapons and equipment, and the other with some miscellaneous items.

Long Xiaotian's face was a little gloomy, the 13th Division was also one of the troops attacking Nanjing, and he originally thought that the 13th Division of the Japanese Army was more honest than the 16th Division, but he knew that he was still burning and killing along the way, and it seemed that he still had to hit them hard.

Boom, boom, followed by gunfire. Long Xiaotian looked at the mountain in the distance, and heard the sound of shooting from the 38 big cover and the crooked machine gun, and his face was happy, could there be a devil?

He rolled over and dismounted, opened the lockbox, took out a Mauser 98K stunter rifle and three magazines, and closed the lockbox again.

"Run, Xiaobai!" Long Xiaotian said to the white dragon horse, and then ran towards the mountain where the gunshots rang out. The white dragon horse neighed, and also spread its hooves and galloped, but it still fell far behind Long Xiaotian.

Long Xiaotian ran to press the bullet into the magazine, and after a while, he saw the devil shooting in the distance. When he was 1,500 meters away, Long Xiaotian stopped, stood up straight, and raised his rifle. His eyesight is already strong, and he can clearly see the devil through the six-fold scope, and there is a class of people.

At this time, the Japanese squad leader was standing behind and commanding, shouting arrogantly.

Long Xiaotian opened the safe, aimed at the back of the Japanese squad leader, quickly pulled the trigger, snapped, swished, and a bullet spun and pounced on the Japanese squad leader, piercing through the back of the heart.

The Japanese squad leader screamed miserably, clutched his back and fell, convulsed and died.

The other Japanese soldiers were stunned and looked around blankly. At this moment, a bullet arrived again, hitting the machine gunner in the right rib, and a mouthful of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, and he fell.

The Japanese soldiers knew that the enemy was coming, but they did not know where the enemy was coming from, so they did not care about shooting the bandits, and crouched behind large trees and stones, nervously observing the surroundings.

Zhao Gang and his gang were also confused, there were Japanese troops around, and they didn't dare to rush out, so they all returned to the trees to hide, and the entire battlefield suddenly fell silent, leaving only the painful moans of the injured bandits.

Long Xiaotian ran into the hillside, and with the help of the cover of trees, he forced the Japanese army for a thousand meters and quickly opened fire. Pop, a gunshot rang out, the warhead penetrated the eyebrows of a Japanese soldier, and the huge impact force lifted the skull, causing a red blood mist, red blood and white brains rushing together.

At this time, the Japanese army still didn't see where the enemy was, so they could only curl up.

Long Xiaotian was unceremoniously, shifted the position, chose the angle, and killed eight in a few minutes, with a gun and a headshot. The last Japanese soldier left, screaming frantically, got up and ran. Zhao Gang stood up from behind the tree, picked up the shell gun, aimed at the back of the Japanese soldier, and just wanted to shoot, the Japanese soldier was shot and fell.

Zhao Gang stared at the place where the gunshots rang out in the east and looked carefully, who was there. He shouted: "I am Zhao Gang, commander of the First Army of the Anti-Japanese National Salvation Army, which hero helped me just now, thank you." Please show up! ”

shouted several times, but there was no response in the woods. Zhao Gang's excitement was immediately replaced by invisible fear.

The other bandits also felt creepy.

After waiting for a while, there was really no movement, Zhao Gang shouted at his subordinates: "Damn, what are you in a daze, hurry up and clean up the battlefield, remember, every devil has a head cut off, it is said that little Japan is afraid of this." ”

The bandits got busy. Liu Zhenfei ran to the east to check.

Zhao Gang strode towards the machine gun, picked it up and fumbled, and kissed the barrel again, as if it was more attractive than a woman.

A sturdy bandit walked up to Zhao Gang.

"Dog Left Chief of Staff, how many brothers have we lost?" Zhao Gang asked.

The corners of Gouyu's mouth twitched, and he lowered his head and said, "Commander Zhao, thirteen were killed, twenty-eight were seriously wounded, and thirty were lightly wounded." My brother died too. ”

Zhao Gang was stunned and didn't seem to believe it.

The dog barked strangely, walked up to the corpse of the Japanese machine gunner, and chopped it with a big knife, and after a while, the Japanese army turned into dumpling filling.

Zhao Gang hurriedly comforted the dog: "Chief of Staff, don't get angry." There is no immortal in war. Besides, we have won the battle today. ”

Gou Yu stood up, looked into the distance, gritted his teeth and said, "Little Japan, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" ”

Liu Zhenfei walked back from a distance and said to Zhao Gang: "Commander, if it weren't for the help of that person just now, our First Army might have been wiped out." But when I looked around, I didn't even see a single hair. It's better to find this person, thank him again, and pull him over to join the gang. ”

Zhao Gang scratched his bare scalp with his hand and said, "I also want to, if he is willing to join the gang, I will give him the position of commander." But who is this mysterious person? ”

There was a clatter, and there was a sound of horses' hooves. Zhao Gang fixed his eyes and saw that there was a man and a horse coming from the east, and the horse was a big white horse, carrying two boxes. The man on horseback wears a brown cap and large sunglasses, and is dressed in a leather coat.

After approaching, Zhao Gang saw that the person who came was a young man, the white horse was really a BMW, and the suitcase was also very valuable.

Zhao Gang immediately moved the idea of robbery, stood in the middle of the road, crossed his waist, and shouted: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!" ”

The person who came was Long Xiaotian. He saw the bandits robbing the road, with a flag behind him, the flag was shaking, and a few big characters were written crookedly on it: The First Army of Anti-Japanese Salvation, I really think it's funny, I was almost killed by the Japanese just now, and I was embarrassed, and now I am a hero, and I rob my life-saving benefactor in turn.

Zhao Gang saw that Long Xiaotian had no intention of stopping, patted his chest full of chest hair, and shouted: "Little brat, do you hear that?" I am Zhao Gang, the commander of the First Army of the Ma'anshan Anti-Japanese National Salvation Army, and even the government is afraid of me, and even Little Japan was killed by me. Acquaintances, hurry up and get off the horse! ”

What the? Long Xiaotian strangled the white dragon horse in surprise, looking at this nondescript bandit leader, and the first army, the commander, and the little Japanese killed, what kind of mess, it will really be funny.

The more Long Xiaotian thought about it, the more ridiculous it became, giggling, hahaha, laughing and bending over, he couldn't stay on the horse, he rolled off the horse all of a sudden, he still couldn't help laughing, covering his stomach and bending over, his face was red.

"Deputy commander, chief of staff, this kid has a convulsion, is he still happy to hear the robbery?" Zhao Gang scratched his scalp and asked Liu Zhenfei and Gou Yu.

The two also looked at each other.

As soon as he heard this, Long Xiaotian, who had just held back a little, laughed again, and became the deputy commander and chief of staff like a dog, what a group of funny people. Long Xiaotian squatted on the ground with laughter, his stomach cramped, and the massage of his hands didn't work.

"What are you looking at, hurry up and rub my stomach, oops, it hurts, hahaha, I'm laughing to death, oops, hurry up!" Long Xiaotian laughed and beckoned.

Zhao Gang was really stunned, squatted down his huge body, stretched out his bear-like hand, and rubbed Long Xiaotian's belly.

Finally, Long Xiaotian stopped laughing, stood up, took out a silver dollar, put it in Zhao Gang's hand, and said, "Rewarded!" ”

Zhao Gang and the three of them were even more stunned.

Long Xiaotian said: "May I ask which direction is Cuizhu Village in?" ”

Zhao Gang said without hesitation: "Follow this road, turn left in front, there are thirty miles, and you will arrive!" ”

Long Xiaotian took out another silver dollar and handed it to Zhao Gang, saying, "Rewarded!" Then he patted Bai Longma's head and said, "Xiaobai, follow me to see grandpa!" He said and ran away. In the blink of an eye, it was ten meters away.

Zhao Gang reacted and shouted: "Stinky boy, stop, you dare to play Lao Tzu!" ”

Long Xiaotian didn't care about him, one person and one horse soon disappeared.

Zhao Gang pulled out the shell gun and it was useless, and he was panting with breath.

"Commander, this kid is really going crazy and stupid and deceived us all!" Liu Zhenfei said.

"It doesn't matter, Commander. The horse was so nice and there were good things in the suitcase. Let's chase it down the road. Gou Yu said.

Zhao Gang nodded and said to Liu Zhenfei: "You deal with it here." The chief of staff and I caught this kid. Then he waved his hand and shouted: "Guard regiment, follow me!" ”

The three bandits agreed loudly, hugging Zhao Gang and Gou Yu to chase down.