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When all the guests, hosts and audiences burst into laughter, Luo Zhiyan and Qi Yunhong were talking in a low voice.

"How's that going to work?"

"Great! But your answer is enough to damage, as long as you think of volcanoes in the future, you will think of diarrhea. Qi Yunhong said.

"Do you think this video will go viral?"

"Definitely, you're on fire."

"As long as the goal is achieved, besides, Lao Gong usually treats us well, since we are on his show, we have to sell some strength." Luo Zhiyan said with a smile.

"You're going to take the first place?"

Luo Zhiyan picked up the small volcano on the table and fiddled with it in his hand: "This little volcano is so beautiful, the prize must be even more beautiful." ”

"Okay, I'll help you."

"Cut, as if the prize didn't have yours." Luo Zhiyan was disdainful.

The executive director was gesturing to continue recording, and although everyone stopped laughing, their faces were red and still smiling.

The two hosts also touched up their makeup a little and returned to the center of the stage.

The executive director counts down with his fingers raised.

The lights turned on, and Fangzi smiled: "Just now we appreciated the very unusual, but also very appropriate answers of the two men in Group B, let's listen to the answers of the two ladies in Group A."

After signaling the guests in group A to hold up the answer board, Yoshiko continued: "An idiom: thrilling, is also a very appropriate adjective, and our five groups of guests all described the scene of the volcanic eruption, spectacular, shocking, and catastrophic. Yoshiko's gaze swept over Group B, pausing slightly, and then she continued, "Thrilling, forgive me for not being able to repeat the adjectives of Group B, because I can't help but laugh when I say it." ”

Hehehe......

The host didn't laugh, the guests and the audience laughed.

"We also need to pick a group of winners in this round, because each group of guests is very aptly described, so the winner of this round is decided by the audience, which group do you think should be awarded to ABCDE?"

As Yoshiko spoke, the elegant emcee came up with a tray with a small volcano.

"Group B." The audience was almost unanimous.

Cheng Shao announced loudly: "Group B gets a small volcano. Now there are two small volcanoes in Group B, and there is still one in Group E, and Group E is going to refuel. ”

"The next question is still a descriptive question, describe what the role of volcanic ash in your impression, just write one, please buckle the answer board after writing, this time, we will start with Group A."

The guests in each group whispered and wrote the answer board.

Luo Zhiyan noticed that the camera quietly moved up, his sleeves were blocked, he smiled evilly at the camera, and snapped the answer board.

This scene was cut to the home screen by the editor.

Fangzi looked at the synchronized small screen and smiled: "Did the two men in Group B give us another alternative answer, I'm really looking forward to it." ”

Cheng Shao continued: "I have a proposal, in view of the fact that the answer to the previous question is too terrifying, we have to insert advertisements, this time we will finally see the answer of Group B?" ”

"Are you afraid that the ads will be inserted too often?"

"Even though we had to do ads, we couldn't just do it every few minutes."

"Your idea is good, it's better like this, after reading the answers of the other four groups of guests, insert advertisements first, since everyone is eager to know the answers of group B, they will definitely not leave or change the channel, can the advertising fee for the insertion at this time be a little more." Yoshiko said with a smile.

Cheng Shao's face was black, and he looked at Fangzi and shook his head: "You are too bad." ”

"I still have an idea, seeing the strong answers in the last round of Group B, do you think the answers of other groups in this round will also surprise us." Yoshiko said expectantly.

"So we should suspend the program and immediately renegotiate the advertising price with the advertising group and the manufacturer." Cheng Shao's eyes flashed with gold ingots.

Fangzi shouted at the audience: "Director, pull him down, this person is too unprofessional." ”

Cheng Shao said with a smile: "Joke, I see that all the guests have written, let's start from Group A, and ask the guests of Group A to hold up the answer board." Mask. As a lady, the first thing that comes to mind is beauty, and the two ladies are beautiful without beauty. Thank you Group A for the answer. ”

Fangzi looked at Cheng Shao: "Do you want to see Group B?" ”

"What do you say?"

"I want to see it."

"You're not afraid of the consequences?" Cheng Shao asked.

"I'm afraid, but I still want to see it."

"Just ask everyone."

Yoshiko turned to the audience: "Do you want to see it?" ”

"Yes!" Answer without question.

"Group B, please hold up your answer board." Yoshiko said with a smile.

The camera turned to the two men in Group B, Qi Yunhong whispered something, Luo Zhiyan smiled and pulled the Mike on the table: "Excuse me, can I show the answer board at the end?" ”

Fangzi and Cheng Shao glanced at each other and asked, "Can you ask the reason?" ”

Luo Zhiyan lowered his eyelids slightly, and said embarrassedly: "It's just a request." ”

Fangzi immediately made a heartbeat: "What should I do, I can't stand the pleading of the handsome guy the most." ”

"Usually I'm desensitized to handsome guys, but ......" Cheng Shao deliberately winked at Luo Zhiyan, which made Luo Zhiyan couldn't help but laugh.

Yoshiko hurriedly whispered to the side, "Pay attention to gender, gender." ”

The audience laughed good-naturedly again, and the atmosphere got better and better.

"Then let's go through the back door today and invite the next group of guests first?" Although Yoshiko spoke every word very quietly, under the influence of Mike, people inside and outside the TV could hear it clearly.

Cheng Shao blinked again.

Fangzi hurriedly pushed Cheng Shao to face the guests of Group C.

"I asked the guests in group C to show the answer board, and the answer given by the guests in group C was fertilizer, can you explain it?"

The male guest of Group C said to Mike: "Volcanic ash can be used as fertilizer for crops and promote agricultural development. ”

"Oh? Volcanic ash can be used as fertilizer, but I thought it would kill crops. Cheng Shao said with some surprise.

Fangzi nodded in agreement: "I have always thought that volcanic ash is harmful to crops, is this answer correct, we will ask Professor Qu to judge later." So, Group D, what are your answers? ”

Group D holds up the answer board.

Fangzi read: "For building materials." ”

Luo Zhiyan remembered that before the excerpt, the information that Ren Keke handed them wrote about the use of volcanic ash, including building materials.

The answer in Group E is the grinding industry, which is also one of the items written in the information.

"The four groups of ACDE guests have given their answers, group B guests, can you give us the answer now?" Yoshiko said with a smile as she looked at the two men in Group B.

"Of course." Luo Zhiyan raised the answer board as he spoke.

Fangzi looked at the empty answer board without a word, blinked her eyes in puzzlement, and asked tentatively, "May I ask the guests of Group B, have you written the answer?" ”

Luo Zhiyan smiled and nodded affirmatively.

Fangzi looked at Cheng Shao: "Did you see it?" ”

Cheng Shao shook his head: "I'm a little short-sighted." ”

Yoshiko mobilized, "You can go in and have a look." ”

Cheng Shao obediently took two steps, and suddenly thought of something and retreated: "I went to see the last round, and you should go to see this round." ”

Yoshiko hesitantly looked at the two men in Group B: "Although I like to laugh, my belly still hurts. ”

Luo Zhiyan said: "Laughter naturally has great benefits for people's bodies, but there are clouds in the Analects, too much, everything must be paid attention to a degree, I think everyone has laughed enough today, so my answer will not make you laugh anymore." ”

Not only has good looks, but also no lack of knowledge. Fangzi praised in her heart, and walked to the B group table with a graceful gait: "I'm relieved if you say that, but ......"

Fangzi looked at the blank answer board: "But my eyes are not short-sighted, why can't I see your answer?" ”

"I'll show you when you get closer." Luo Zhiyan pointed to the lower left corner of a TV station logo and said, "Here, do you see it?" ”

Above the icon, two small words are written somewhat skewed: Vacation.

Compared with the three big characters of diarrhea on the previous answer board, the two words of vacation are like those who are used to writing with their right hand and write with their left hand, and they are definitely not written with the water-based pen provided by the crew, but like they are written with a signature pen.

Cheng Shao couldn't help but be curious, and also walked to the front of the group B table.

"Let's not tell me what the answer means, I can ask you first what do you use to write these two words?" Major General Cheng's answer board was slightly sideways, which was convenient for photographers to video, so two small words of vacation appeared in the background and on the big screen at the same time.

Luo Zhiyan stretched out his slender and well-proportioned fingers: "Nail cover." ”

Cheng Shao's mouth grew in surprise, and he was stunned for a moment and suddenly said, "Are you writing the reverse word?" ”

Luo Zhiyan nodded: "Yes." ”

Cheng Shao walked to the center of the stage with the answer board, and said with a little excitement: "Let me explain to you, this imprint is the logo of our East Asia TV station, it is printed with a special dye, Mr. Luo folded the corner of the imprint, and wrote the word vacation on the back with his fingernails, and the blue ink on the imprint imprinted the traces on this side of the paper, because the print is reversed, so Mr. Luo must write the reverse word, and what we see can be orthographed, Mr. Luo, am I right?" ”

Luo Zhiyan nodded with a smile: "Completely correct." ”

Cheng Shao exhaled exaggeratedly: "I feel that my IQ has improved significantly." ”

Fangzi, who returned to the stage, glanced at him disdainfully and asked, "Then tell me, why does Mr. Luo not use a water-based pen and write reverse characters with his fingernails?" ”

Cheng Shao was stunned for a moment, looked at Luo Zhiyan and asked, "Why?" ”

Luo Zhiyan lowered his eyelids again and pleaded slightly: "Can you not say it?" ”

Cheng Shao imitated his tone, turned to Fangzi and said, "Can you not ask?" ”

Yoshiko blinked, "But I really want to know." ”

"To be honest, I want to know, too."

"We've already let go of water for him once." Fangzi said with a pretended embarrassed expression.

Cheng Shao hesitated for a while, and then put on a righteous and awe-inspiring face: "For the sake of our principles, we can't put it a second time." Be sure to ask you to go. ”

Fangzi sighed: "I can't do anything to the handsome guy." ”

Cheng Shao's face fell: "I ...... it too" Before he finished speaking, he was pushed hard by Fangzi and faced Group B.