Chapter 34: I'm embarrassed to kill the devil

Long Xiaotian put his mouth in front of the microphone and said, "No noise, I'll put on a show for you." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The Japanese soldiers stopped talking and craned their necks to look at Long Xiaotian. Long Xiaotian opened his mouth and laughed. The Japanese army is strange, will this Takahashi giggle?

Long Xiaotian laughed as he shrunk his head and shoulders and bent over, his hands curled up in front of him, scratching his ears and cheeks from time to time, blinking his eyes, as if a monkey was playing. He swooped onto the platform again, pointed at the Japanese soldier and shouted, "Haha, fool." Fool. Then a somersault fell, followed by a front somersault and a backflip.

The Japanese soldiers were amused by Long Xiaotian's wonderful performance and applauded one after another. Yu Tian also applauded, thinking to himself, Takahashi Samurai's kung fu is really powerful. In fact, what Long Xiaotian is showing now is still greatly convergent, otherwise a series of hundreds of front flips and back flips would not be a problem.

Long Xiaotian is really happy now, he killed the devil himself, the devil returned the money, please preach, when he was happy, he remembered the Sun Dasheng he saw, he always looked like he was giggling, so he performed the monkey. Taking advantage of this opportunity, dozens of fools also scolded out.

At this time, two people came to the door, one was a tall and burly mountain samurai, and the other was a fat-headed and big-eared Murakami monk. They had a good personal relationship with Nakajima, and when they went to the headquarters to meet Nakajima, they heard that there was a samurai who was not afraid of tyrannosaurs, and the two of them were curious, so they came over to take a look. They had never been in contact with the Tyrannosaurus, but they learned from Nakajima and many officers that the Tyrannosaurus rex really existed, and it was really powerful. The two were not convinced at first, and they were eager to try and wanted to find the tyrannosaurus, but when they heard that the imperial army was killed again last night, they had to accept it and became cowardly.

Gao Shan crossed his arms and squinted his eyes at Long Xiaotian, and smiled contemptuously, just this ability to dare to say that he was not afraid of the tyrannosaurus, and he also earned a thousand dollars from the division commander, this is ridiculous.

Takayama glanced at Murakami, and the two swayed to the stage.

Long Xiaotian happened to bend down and saw two people coming over from his crotch, one dressed as a warrior and the other as a monk.

"What do you see? The division commander asked you to preach that you are not afraid of tyrannosaurs, not to let you play monkeys! "Takayama reprimanded.

The monk Murakami played with a string of Buddhist beads around his neck, staring at Long Xiaotian with a smile, and a strange feeling suddenly rose in his heart.

Long Xiaotian straightened up and turned to look at the two of them.

Yu Tian stepped forward to introduce: "Takahashi-kun, these two are friends of the division commander, the alpine samurai and the Murakami monk. Both of them are famous in the country. ”

"Oh." Long Xiaotian stabbed in response.

"I know who you are?" Gao Shan approached Long Xiaotian. Long Xiaotian was stunned and refreshed his vigilance.

"You are the Takahashi Samurai of the Black Dragon Society." Gao Shan said proudly, his eyes staring at Long Xiaotian's eyes, wanting to see a hint of unease.

Long Xiaotian smiled secretly in his heart, this is still worth being proud of.

"But, I haven't heard that the Black Dragon has such a person as you? Why? Takayama said with a straight face.

At this time, Long Xiaotian was a little nervous, and was about to open his mouth to make up a reason, Gao Shan immediately said: "Hmph, you are a nobody. ”

Long Xiaotian almost laughed, my mother, how did you meet such a fool who thinks he is smart.

Gao Shan's face gradually became annoyed, and he scolded: "Bastard, I am the secretary of the Black Dragon Society, why don't you nobody salute me?" As he spoke, he slapped and was about to slap him.

Long Xiaotian raised his eyebrows, reached out and grabbed his wrist and pulled it back, snapping, Gao Shan's palm slapped him twice in the face.

Ah, Gao Shan screamed, took two steps back, and glared at Long Xiaotian. Monk Murakami's eyebrows trembled, and he played with the Buddha beads faster.

Whoa, the Japanese troops in the audience were in an uproar, and some people applauded, because they knew Gao Shan, and they relied on the power of the division commander to do evil, and even the Japanese army bullied and oppressed them.

Takayama's face turned red into pork liver, and he roared, pulled out his katana, and shouted, "Takahashi, I'm going to duel with you!" ”

Long Xiaotian looked at Yu Tian. Yu Tian was also angry that Gao Shan came to make trouble, took off his saber and handed it to Long Xiaotian, saying, "You two are considered to be a show, but don't kill anyone." ”

Long Xiaotian nodded, took Tai Tian's saber and looked at it, it was not bad. He held the knife in his right hand, pointed the tip of the knife straight at the mountain, and said contemptuously, "Come on." ”

Gao Shan roared angrily, held the knife in both hands, raised it high, ran two steps, and slashed towards Long Xiaotian. This knife was as fast as lightning in the eyes of others, but it was slowly soaring in the eyes of Long Xiaotian. When the knife was less than twenty centimeters away from him, Long Xiaotian took a step back and dodged. Yu Tian was so frightened that he sweated for Long Xiaotian.

The mountains chased after him, and cut them down. Long Xiaotian's knife body was erected, and the two knives were connected, bursting out of a spark, and there was a loud bang. Gao Shan's knife was knocked out, and he almost let go, and the tiger's mouth was hot.

Gao Shan was stunned, the other party was one hand, and he was both hands, and he suffered a loss. He put away his contemptuous attitude, yelled again, and slashed diagonally. As soon as the knife fell a little, Gao Shan stopped suddenly, his eyes were about to pop out, and they were all white, because the tip of Long Xiaotian's knife had already pressed against his throat, piercing some flesh, and blood flowed down the blade.

"I throw in the towel!" Takayama said and lowered his head and dropped his sword.

Long Xiaotian sneered and drew back the knife.

The monk Murakami quietly unscrewed a Buddha bead, and a faint light flashed out from it, pounced on Long Xiaotian. Suddenly, a bright light also emitted from the top of Long Xiaotian's head, intercepting the bright light sent by Murakami, forcing it to reverse, and hitting Murakami instead. Murakami immediately took two steps back, almost fell off the stage, his face changed greatly, and he pointed at Long Xiaotian and said: "You are not an ordinary person, you are a ......" Before the words fell, a thunder suddenly sounded in the sky above the training hall, and Murakami seemed to have been hit by a giant hammer, covering his chest with both hands, spurting out a mouthful of bloody arrows, falling down the stage, and passing out.

People were stunned, this series of things said a lot, but they all happened in an instant.

"What's going on?" Yu Tian exclaimed, and hurriedly called someone to help Murakami and send him out.

Gao Shan looked at Long Xiaotian suspiciously, bowed deeply, and left.

Long Xiaotian approached Yu Tian and said in surprise, "What's the matter? ”

Yu Tian was even more confused, and said with a wry smile: "I don't know either." Thankfully, none of them were worried about their lives. Regardless of them, come, please Takahashi-kun continue to preach that he is not afraid of tyrannosaurs. ”

"Okay." Long Xiaotian reluctantly agreed, temporarily putting aside the doubts in his heart.

Long Xiaotian didn't pretend not to know, but he really didn't know what was going on. Actually, this is where the tenjo comes into play. Sun Wukong and Yang Jian did not deceive Long Xiaotian, the divine realm did want to destroy the human race now, so they connived at the human slaughter and forbade the intervention of the god and man. Sun Wukong is an alternative, not afraid of the heavens, and privately taught Long Xiao Tianxian Qi. The master of the monk Murakami is also a god, and secretly gave him a protective artifact, and Murakami planned to use the artifact to test Long Xiaotian, but he violated the rules of heaven and was punished by the supervised god with heavenly thunder.

Long Xiaotian returned the knife to Yu Tian and stood in the center of the platform. The Japanese troops in the audience were impressed by Long Xiaotian this time.

A Japanese soldier shouted, "Takahashi, have you seen a tyrannosaurus yourself?" Can you beat him? ”

"I've seen a Tyrannosaurus rex!" Long Xiaotian said lightly. As soon as these words came out, the Japanese soldiers in the audience instantly held their breath. Even Yu Tian couldn't help but stand up and stare at Long Xiaotian.

"My ability is definitely not the opponent of the Tyrannosaurus, I estimate that he is more than enough to deal with me a hundred alone!" Long Xiaotian said. He didn't mean to scare the Japanese army, the strength he showed just now was indeed not one percent of his real body.

The people who had seen the Tyrannosaurus below nodded in approval, and an atmosphere of terror and despair instantly spread to the audience.

Wow, a Japanese soldier from below cried and shouted, "I don't want to see a tyrannosaurus." I don't want to die in China, I have a mother and a newborn son at home, and I haven't seen what my son looks like yet. Whining. The cry caused a chorus of sorrow.

Seeing that the devils were so afraid and worried about their relatives, Long Xiaotian suddenly felt that this group of devils was still human, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy, so he decided that as long as they stopped slaughtering civilians and prisoners in the future, he would kill fewer devils.

Yu Tian was very anxious when he saw that the devil was in a low mood, he knew that this was the case, so it was better not to invite this Takahashi samurai.

"So, may I ask Takahashi-kun, how did you escape from the Tyrannosaurus rex?" The Japanese soldier who had just asked asked asked again.

"Oh, that's a question. Honestly, it's simple. Long Xiaotian replied. Suddenly, the audience was silent, and they all stared at Long Xiaotian, as if he was the Guanyin Bodhisattva and the savior who saved the suffering.

"Just as the tyrannosaurus was about to kill me, I asked him ......" Long Xiaotian said here, deliberately stopped, coughed, and picked up the teacup and drank water.

The Japanese soldiers were anxious and shouted:

"Takahashi-kun, what exactly did you say to the Tyrannosaurus?"

"Please speak quickly."

"Say it quickly."

"Quick!"

Long Xiaotian smiled: "I asked the tyrannosaurus, why did you kill me?" After that, he went to get the teacup again. There was a commotion in the Japanese army below. Long Xiaotian retracted his hand and said, "The tyrannosaurus replied, because you Japanese soldiers are not human, they are beast bastards, even civilians and prisoners are killed, women are returned, property is looted, and houses are burned. Such an army is the same as a beast! ”

The Japanese soldiers below looked shaken.

And I replied, "All those bad things were done by others, and I have never done a single thing." Tyrannosaurus rex asked me, really; I replied, "Really." If I'm lying, then, Takahashi's ancestors were all raised. In this way, the tyrannosaurus spared my life! I'm done, it's as simple as that, you can kill soldiers on the battlefield, but you can't kill civilians and prisoners! Long Xiaotian said solemnly, scanning the audience.

The Japanese nods frequently. Toshiro applauded happily, others applauded, and his mood improved instantly, because he had found a way to save his life, could he not be happy?

Yu Tian was happy when he saw that the Japanese army was happy, and he picked up a thermos and diligently poured water for Long Xiaotian's teacup, saying: "Thanks to Takahashi-kun, the soldiers' tyrannosaurus phobia must be alleviated, in fact, I myself do not approve of the massacre of civilians." ”

Long Xiaotian smiled: "A thousand dollars is a bit less." ”

Yu Tian also smiled: "Of course." I will ask the division commander to reward you heavily. Thank you very much this time Takahashi-kun, you are worthy of being an elite samurai of the Japanese Empire, with first-class martial arts and first-class thinking. Thanks a lot. After speaking, he bowed respectfully to Long Xiaotian.

All the Japanese troops in the audience unanimously bowed to Long Xiaotian.

Long Xiaotian was deeply moved, felt embarrassed, and said in his heart, Japanese devils really understand etiquette, well, kill less in the future.