016 Charlatan's Warlock: Such a Human Skewer
It doesn't matter if he is a barefoot doctor or a gentleman sitting in the hall, anyway, the one who has been cured of the disease is Hua Tuo alive. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info three doses of medicine, fed every other hour, Wei Shui personally decocted the medicine, and gave Fang Zhisheng to take it, and tossed until the sky was faint.
Sitting on the stool next to the table, Wei Shui supported his head with one hand, drowsy.
At his feet, the little guy who sneaked into Wei Shui's house five days ago was lying quietly on the ground, sometimes licking his paws boringly, and sometimes looking up at Wei Shui. This is an abandoned puppy, with a slight disability on its right hind leg, as if it has been fed by Wei Shui. Because this little guy is so good at eating, and he is not picky eaters, he is simply a "natural enemy of food" when he is given anything. So, Wei Shui gave it a very domineering name, called "natural enemy".
I can't remember how many times it was, but his head suddenly took off his hand and fell down, and Wei Shui woke up suddenly. His eyes widened, he gasped for breath twice, and his eyes looked around. But he found that the predator was holding the mattress with his two paws, and the man stood up, kicking his two hind legs one by one, trying to jump up. But he was helpless, he was small, had the strength to eat late, and had a disabled leg, and he was never able to do so.
"Wei Shui, let it stay away from me!" A weak voice came from the bed, and Wei Shui took a few closer glances by the candlelight before he was sure that Fang Zhisheng had woken up.
"God forbid! Good thing you're okay! Wei Shui breathed a sigh of relief at this time, smiled and moved to Fang Zhisheng's side and sat down, and gently patted his hand on the head of the natural enemy. The predator squatted down obediently, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail rapidly. Wei Shui lightly touched the head of the natural enemy, then ignored it and looked at Fang Zhisheng instead, "How are you?" Better, isn't it? ”
Fang Zhisheng nodded and said that he was much better, but then reacted, "Why am I here?" ”
Wei Shui shook his head and said, "Then I don't know!" My sister-in-law said that someone put you in a sack and threw you at my door. Tell me, what the hell is going on? How much hatred is it to beat you like this, and throw you in a sack at the door? ”
"Beat me......" Fang Zhisheng thought for a while, suddenly remembered, and shouted at Wei Shui, "Didn't you say that no one will beat me today!" Look at you, what did you do to me? ”
"Yes, yes, I'm guilty, I'm guilty." Seeing Fang Zhisheng rolling up his arms and sleeves, unbuttoning his shirt, and showing the bruises and wounds he had been beaten, Wei Shui immediately raised his hand to surrender, and honestly explained, "Brother Fang, I admit it, I'm a liar......" Seeing Fang Zhisheng's eyes widen, full of anger and almost scalding Wei Shui's holes, Wei Shui said aggrievedly, "You didn't know that I was a liar for the first day!" Since I can manipulate those little tricks, pretend to be a fortune teller or something...... Isn't it all about money! I asked Gu Yuanwai for so much silver, do you think he gave it for nothing? Don't you have to pay him back! ”
Fang Zhisheng felt that what Wei Shui said was quite reasonable for a while, but after thinking about it, the two of them were already eating at the same table and sleeping together, so they could be regarded as very close partners, and there was no reason to deceive no one to deceive their accomplices, right?
Fang Zhisheng didn't give up and asked, "Then you tell my fortune...... It's all fake! ”
"False...... It's not all fake, it's half-true! Wei Shui explained, "I have indeed learned a lot of things, such as Qimen Dunjia, Ziping Zhenquan, Poor Tong Baojian, Ditian Marrow and other books, I have studied, but occasionally accurate, occasionally inaccurate...... I lied to you this morning! I didn't count it at all, I just think that according to common sense, you shouldn't be beaten today, besides, if I say that someone beat you today, then you will still go? ”
Fang Zhisheng looked at Wei Shui's innocent face, and really wanted to kick him to death. He remembered that on the edge of the school, he had heard the children reading, and said, the three friends of the benefit, the three friends of the loser, or something, that the loss friend must be a guy like Wei Shui.
If a few days ago, Fang Zhisheng might have thrown off his sleeves and left directly, and the two would never have interacted with each other since they died. But it's strange to say that after only a few days of getting along, Fang Zhisheng is already interested in this person, more than the so-called fate arrangement.
Forget it, bear with it. Fang Zhisheng thought so.
Seeing that Fang Zhisheng had nothing to say, Wei Shui hurriedly asked the question just now, "Who beat you like this?" Tell me, I will avenge you! ”
"Who else could it be?" As soon as he thought of his injuries, Fang Zhisheng was angry, "It's the one who doesn't pay off his debts, a distant relative outside the ancient member, Gu Youde." ”
"Him?" Wei Shui couldn't help but be surprised, "Why are you provoking him?" ”
Fang Zhisheng said, "I'm not bored!" Early this morning, I walked all the way south and set up stalls in a few different places, but no one paid attention to me. I thought, instead of sitting all day, I might as well do the second thing first. I came back to look for you, but I didn't find you. Then I'll have to do it myself! Who knows, that guy, not only did he refuse to pay back, but he also sent someone to beat me up. That's nothing! I'm telling you, there's something even more terrifying! ”
"Say, I'll listen." Lenovo Fang Zhisheng's blood taste, Wei Shui could already guess the result.
In order to create an atmosphere, Fang Zhisheng deliberately lowered his voice and said, "They killed one person!" Chop it into pieces of meat, put it on a skewer, and that's it...... In front of me, I baked and ate it! And sprinkled my blood! ”
"And then, you fainted?" Wei Shui supports the forehead, where is the IQ?
"Yes, yes!" Fang Zhisheng is right.
Wei Shui sighed and asked, "Did you see them kill someone with your own eyes?" Still chopped into pieces? ”
"I didn't see it chopped into pieces." Fang Zhisheng thought for a while and said, "But they did drag a man covered in blood to the kitchen in front of me!" I heard the screams! Gu Youde said, whoever comes to collect debts, but whoever provokes him will end up like this! ”
"Huh, that's scaring you out?" Wei Shui was helpless. But seeing that Fang Zhisheng still had a look of 'I'm so bold and scared, it's very scary', so he had to explain to him, "Don't you smell the smell of this blood?" It's not human blood, it's sheep blood! People just played a play with you, and they bluffed you like this! Faint on the spot! Fainted all the way just now! I'm really convinced of you, and I'm still collecting debts...... Can you get a debt like you? ”
Fang Zhisheng was skeptical, "This ...... Is it really sheep blood? ”
"Nonsense! He is a businessman, he is kind and rich, and he has nothing to kill anyone! Wei Shui angrily counted him down and said, "There are three taboos in debt collection, first, jealousy; second, avoid fainting; Third, avoid cowardice. You're cowardly! What are you afraid of if the knife doesn't cut you? In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, he is not a bandit, can he kill people if he wants to? ”
Fang Zhisheng was momentarily embarrassed when he heard this, and argued: "Otherwise, you will ask for it!" ”
Wei Shui's eyes widened, "If I go, I'll ask for it!" But, let's just say that if I get the money back, you'll have to listen to me from now on. Even if it's a penny short, I'll be at your mercy in the future! ”
"It's a deal!"