426, the tsundere Qingyu sword
Sun Yu took a closer look, and the few loli behind Tai Shici were actually holding something to eat, Xiao Xu Shu and Xiao Pang Tong were holding grilled sea bass, and Xiao Xu Chu and Xiao Ma Tan were holding a sugar gourd...... It seems that Tai Shici's "accomplices of human trafficking" are all deceived by seducing them with food.
This discovery made Sun Yu cry and laugh suddenly, he turned his head to Mi Zhen and smiled: "These children are all going to be taught badly by Tai Shi Ci, I have to find a bamboo strip and open Tai Shi Ci's little buttocks." â
Mi Zhen smiled and glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "Tai Shici was 13 years old when she followed us in Beihai back then, and now it has been more than a year, and she is already 15 years old, Xianggong...... At this age, you can't spank any more. â
Yes! Sun Yu suddenly ...... 15 years old, in this era is called "and įŽ", that is, it means that it has reached the age of marriage.
Unknowingly...... Lori raised by herself, one of them has matured..... Sweat! Sun Yu sweated and thought: Brother never thought of calling to eat, never thought about it! Let's get down to business.
"Xiaoyun! Sister Tong Yuan flew into this gun in my hand, this gun is actually the treasure gun that Sister Tong Lu possessed during the Kunyang War two hundred years ago, I will use it for you. Sun Yu took the gentian gun from his back and handed it to Xiao Zhao Yun.
Little Zhao Yun touched the two truncated guns on his back and shook his head: "The Yajiao gun is my mother and my father!"
For me, I'll use this gun, and I'm getting better now, I can protect myself, why don't I let the eldest sister in the gun help other people! â
When Sun Yu heard this, his heart moved: That's right, now /J, Zhao Yun is already very strong, and then let Tong Yuan recognize her as the master, wouldn't it be a great waste of resources, Tong Yuan can't recognize me as the master, and it's a waste for me to keep it, so it's better to find a girl to use this gun...... And you have to find another girl to use this gun, otherwise the ten gods will be missing, and it will not be beautiful after all.
As for Xiao Zhao Yun's Yajiao gun, after driving Dong Zhuo's army away, I went to Huangjiawan in Xiangyang to find Huang Yueying and asked her to help repair the Yajiao gun, so Xiao Zhaoyun is not afraid of not having a martial mane.
Thinking of this, Sun Yu no longer forced Xiao Zhaoyun to take back the gentian gun, and hung the gentian gun back on his back with his backhand...... At this time, Tong Yuan's naughty voice came from his mind: "Fake serious, the next time you help me find my master, can you find a capable person who suffers from aneuresis?" "Absence of consciousness? What is it? Sun Zi asked curiously.
NM01 immediately explained: "Aneuresis means the loss of wisdom, which is actually what we often call a vegetative person, a cerebral necrotic type of person." â
Sun Yu let out an "oh" and asked Tong Yuan, "Why are you looking for such a person?" As soon as the words came out, Sun Yu suddenly realized that Tong Yuan wanted a body at his disposal...... If the owner of the female body is sane, it is inconvenient for Tong Yuan to occupy other people's bodies for a long time, but if it is a vegetative person's body to support Tong Yuan, wouldn't it be just right?
Sun Yu was overjoyed, I didn't expect it before! Great, although the vegetative thing is hard to find, there should always be one or two in this world, find a young and beautiful vegetative person to give Tong Yuan a seat, this matter must be put on the agenda, and I will find the soft girl to send a military order to find it.
After thinking about Tong Yuan's fate, Sun Yu also felt that there was one less trouble in his heart, and he asked Zhao Yun softly: "Xiaoyun, I will find someone to help you repair the Yajiao gun, but before it is repaired, you have no weapons, I will find you another ordinary gong gun to play first." Xiao Zhao Yun shook his head with a grin, and drew a colorful sword from the huge scabbard at his waist.
"This is Sister Mei's sword, which was snatched back by me in Nagasaka Âą Geng." Little Zhao Yun said happily: "Use this sword." â
Sun Yu's heart moved, stretched out his hand to take the sword to look carefully, this sword does not know what it is made of, colorful, gorgeous, the sword flows with dazzling and dazzling carving colors, and the sword body is engraved with two antique seal characters "Herb Jar".
I Khan, this thing really appeared, Sun Yu waved the green nail sword twice, and asked curiously: "Xiaoyun, does this sword recognize you as the master?" What is its ultimate skill? â
"Nope!" Xiao Zhao Yun tilted his head and replied, "It didn't speak." "Huh? That's weird. "When Sun Yu held the Qinggang Sword in his hand, he touched it left and right, and after a long time, the sword didn't speak, and he thought that the Yajiao Gun recognized the owner as a touch, and Sun Zi touched the Qinghong Sword from beginning to end, but unfortunately there was no reaction.
"How can this nasty thing recognize its master?" Sun Yu couldn't help but complain to the Qinggang Sword.
At this moment, a golden light suddenly jumped on the sword, and Sun Zi heard an arrogant female voice in his head and said impatiently: "You are the nasty thing, your whole family is a nasty thing." â
Sun Yu: "..... It turns out that this is a tsundere sword, she won't come out to speak if she doesn't scold her, but it's better to talk than to be stuffy, let's communicate first. Talking to tsundere things, I also have to be tsundere 7J line, otherwise it will be difficult to communicate.
Sun Yu pretended to be arrogant and said, "Broken Sword, have you recognized the Lord?" What are the Arcana skills? Take it out and show it to you. â
"What's wrong? Want to hit this girl's idea? The delicate Qingwan Sword said impatiently: "Don't come to this set, my sister has already recognized the Lord, and I can't tell you any treasure skills, so as not to disadvantage you to the sticky master." â
Sun Yu: "...,, this kind of woman who breaks her personality must use the agitation method, Sun Yu snorted and said: "Who is your master?" It can't be an ugly girl, right? â
"Fart!" The arrogant green nail sword said angrily: "My master is the strongest woman in the world, and you broken man is only worthy of her Lan Nan's pet." â
I was dizzy, Sun Yu sweated profusely, and scolded: "The master of your sword can't be Dong Zhuo, right?" If it's really Dong Zhuo, brother, I'll go find a big stone to smash your broken sword now, coin, it's too cheap to smash it directly, first throw bubbles in the water, bake it with fire, and then put it in the oil pot...... Hum! By the way, I think I have a good plan...., Sun Yu smiled evilly: "I'm going to throw you into the toilet and smoke it for a few days, wahahaha!" â
The proud sword of the green tank was furious: "Fart, your master is Dong Zhuo, and the master of your whole family is Dong Zhuo." My master is the best woman in the world, Dong Zhuowei and my master are not worthy of carrying shoes, just compared to the chest, Dong Zhuo is a grade lower. â
Flutter, Sun Yu's stomach hurt with laughter, it turns out that this broken sword is a squinting treasure, I said Zhibao girl, don't you speak with a brittle red? What else do you say than the chest, Mimiyan's chest is padded with rhino breasts, and my brother doesn't know.
Knowing that the sword is squinting, Sun Zi put his mind at ease, although this sword is arrogant, but after all, it can be regarded as his own rebellion.
Sun Yu smiled and continued to ask: "Okay, isn't it the sword of Mimi's squinting eyes-, Mimiyan's eyes are my woman, you are her sword, even if it is my sword, tell me, what is your treasure skill?" "Don't say it!" Tsundere Qinggang Sword snorted and said: "You are my master's man, you are her man, I am her sword, we are equal status, I don't need to give you a good face." Sun Zi: "..... Yes, I don't care what kind of treasure skill you are, anyway, your master is not here, and you can't use the treasure skill, now you are just a sharper sword, brother is too lazy to talk to you.
Sun Yu put the sword into Xiao Zhao Yun's scabbard and said with a smile:
"Xiaoyun, you can play with this sword as a toy for the time being, I have a bad temper with this sword, and I don't bother to pay attention to her awkward guy."
"You're the awkward guy, your whole family is awkward......" As Sun Yu's hand let go of the hilt of the sword, the sound of the tsundere green sword disappeared from his head.
Headache 05.Mimi's eyes always give me a headache, but I didn't expect Mimi's sword to be a headache, and Mimi's eyes are all ...... Ahem, my brother was almost affected by the broken sword.
At this time, Mi Zhen smiled beside him and said: "This time we also caught a prisoner named Xiahou Jie, and his martial arts skills are." Boatsmith', I don't know if the prince can use it. â
"Boatsmith?" Sun Yu was overjoyed, seeing that he was going to knock on the red cliff, shipbuilding is a big deal, but he didn't expect the "shipwright" to send it to his eyes, this is really what he wants: "Where is Xiahoujie?" Take me to meet me. â
Hearing the word "boatwright", Sun Ce, who was in a daze on the side, was also taken aback, and hurriedly ran over to join in the fun: "Dong Zhuojun also brought a shipwright from the southern expedition?" Oh no! Quick, take me to Bexia Houjie too. Sun Yu felt a strange feeling in his heart: Sun Ce, what are you anxious about?
"Boatwright" Xia Houjie wasn't arrested by us? What is the fuss and yelling at "no"? It should be a very good concubine.
Under Mi Zhen's guidance, Sun Yu walked along the chaotic Southern Circle Brigade for a while, and saw Xiahou Jie in a pink coat chatting with Xiahou Lan, Xun Or, and Xun You.
Xia Houjie was obviously very happy when he saw a few acquaintances, chattering and laughing.
But after talking for a while, she stretched out her hand and pointed to a hole in her clothes, and cried out loud, sobbing: "My favorite clothes, torn...... Woo......"
Xia Houlan wiped a handful of sweat, stretched out her hand to pat Xia Houjie's back, and comforted: "Cousin, don't cry, you only have a small hole in your clothes, you are already very lucky, if you meet Sun Xunzhen, who loves to throw away people's clothes, it will not be just a hole so simple." â
"Huh? Sun Xun really loves to tear people's clothes? Xia Houjie was taken aback, her whole pretty face turned pale, and she said in horror:
"Beautiful clothes are my life, whoever tears my clothes, I will fight with Xu."
As soon as Xiahou Jie's words fell, Sun Yu, Sun Ce, and a large group of loli came over.
Sun Yu didn't hear what the two Xiahou sisters were talking about, he waved his hand from afar and shouted, "The one in front is." Boatman's Sister Xiahoujie? I am Sun Yu Sun Xunzhen, I heard that Zhu's martial arts skills are 'boatwrights', I am here to ...... with you" Sun Yu didn't finish speaking, I saw Xiahou Jie look at Sun Yu with his eyes in the devil's boat, and exclaimed: "The monster who loves to tear people's clothes is here, I don't want to talk to you." â
Xiahou Jie spread his little feet and ran in the opposite direction.
(To be continued)