Chapter 243 [Death-free Jade Plate] Two in one
The snow was full of bows, and the heavens seemed to be crazy, throwing down countless snow flakes and covering the land as far as the eye could see; Hail the size of a pigeon's egg hit the wooden carriage with a deafening 'pop' sound, and several goshawks that were supposed to be soaring in the sky were hit down by the hail.
A dozen hungry wolves, red-eyed, surrounded the dying goshawk and were cautiously approaching. The head wolf finally judged that the goshawk was no longer lethal, and raised his head to let out an extremely desolate cry, as if complaining about the injustice of the heavens, so that its people starved to death on this snowy day before they were willing to drop delicious food!
But when some of them finally ate it, the wolves pounced on the goshawks with red eyes, but just when they could finally feast, a terrifying black cloud suddenly flew in the snowy sky, 'whoosh'! Arrows rained down, and suddenly seven or eight hungry wolves were nailed to the ground alive; The head wolf roared, staring at the distance with blood-red eyes, and when it saw the black-armored knight in the distance, its choice was not to retaliate, but to lead the remaining hungry wolves to leave quickly, leaving only a few unwilling howls in the air.
Hundreds of black-armored knights galloped in from afar, bringing up bursts of snow foam wherever they passed. Even in this bad weather, they have faithfully fulfilled their duty, and all living creatures in their path are on their high alert, and if there is the slightest threat to 'that person', they will be wiped out immediately, even if it is a wolf that they respect. The totem of the Qin people is not a wolf, but the Qin people, like those peoples on the grassland, have the greatest respect for the united and stoic wolf pack, in the fairy tales of the Qin people. Bunnies and lambs are not enough to be pitiful. Because they are always weak. Only the strong in this world should be respected.
It's just that when they meet a real strong person, these 'respectable' wolves can only be erased, if nothing else, because that person is Lao Qin's greatest pride.
The snow was even heavier, and the hail hit the iron helmets of the Qin warriors, making a 'clanging' sound, like a symphony. Hundreds of cavalry cleared the road before coming to a moment's halt. Neatly lined up on both sides, under the leadership of the 'centurion', they shouted in unison: "The road ahead is open, please leave the bigger man!" Welcome to the Son of Heaven! ”
In the majestic cries of the soldiers, several carriages slowly came under the protection of hundreds of knights, including Nie Zhu and dozens of Bai family elites; Although the wind and snow were heavy, they still held their heads high and looked at the carriage proudly, as solemn, solemn and reverent as a pilgrimage
"There is Cangjie in front of the saint, but it has to be written. After a hundred thousand years, the text became a form. Only sigh the word is cumbersome, although it can be cited, but it is difficult to widespread, although there are Zhou Wang Yuansheng, the great sages of the past dynasties, and the sons of a hundred schools, no one can make it easy. Today, there is a white building in Qindi, who performs all the holy things in the year of the weak crown, and the power of one person is poor, and it has been learned for hundreds of generations! Is it holy, is it virtuous? The king once asked, Bai Zi said, how can the kid be honored? Although there is a shocking achievement but no color, this is really virtuous! The king is also happy, the king is also happy, the world has this son, why worry about the lack of literature? The Qin State has its son, why worry that the Qin State is not prosperous? It is the king's order to tell the world, from now on, the world should be the official book, the first line of the royal family! Look at the sons of hundreds of schools in the world, the princes of all countries, help the king, help the white son, and help the world! And the Western Qin got the king's order, but the new king is virtuous, and the heaven and earth take care of it, and the king doesn't care about it? This book should come together with the meat, the Son of Heaven will give the meat to, and the Qin Jun should pay tribute to the ancestors of heaven and earth, and there must be no delay! ”
Hold your chest up! As soon as he thought of the content of this royal decree, whether it was the Bai family Jingzhuang or the five hundred Qin army soldiers who escorted Bai Dong, they wanted to put their mouths in the sky.
It's so refreshing! Since the founding of the country, since Lao Qin was founded, in addition to when Mu Gong dominated the world, when did he have such a big face? Today, although Lao Qin is still a poor and weak country, he has obtained it stubbornly! Why? Just rely on our white left, just rely on our old Qin's white son, hahaha! But what happened to that
The carriage stopped suddenly, the carriage door opened, and Lao Qin's hero slowly climbed down from the carriage dressed like an old bear, seeing that this meant to run to the grove on the side of the road.
Nie Zhu's face froze, and he hurried up, and was about to draw his sword to be on guard, but he saw Bai Dong waving his hand at him with a red face: "Don't come with me"
"Oh."
Nie Zhuda was surprised, but he didn't want to ask too much, he looked around, this place had been swept by the army, but there was no danger, so he had to go to Bai Dong.
Qin soldiers, look at me, I look at you, I don't understand what Zuo Geng is going to do? Could it be that seeing the beautiful scenery of the snowy sky is so poetic? But they saw that the hero of the Qin State who they admired so much walked under a small pine tree, quickly took off his underwear, and then saw a stream of heat gushing out, seeing that this momentum had been held back for a long time.
"What, it's annoying"
Yue Ji curiously poked out half of her head from the carriage to look at it, and suddenly saw this scene, and suddenly blushed. This white man is really, how could he think of running outside the carriage to be convenient? There was a commode in the car, but he didn't use it, smack!
After a long time of half a pillar of incense, Bai Dong shook his body a few times, lifted his underwear, hummed comfortably, glanced at the stunned Nie Zhu and the soldiers of the Qin army, and shouted to the carriage: "Zhuan'er, are you sure you don't pee?" Don't blame the master for not reminding you, if you dare to pee in the commode, see if I don't smash your ass, the smell is too big! ”
"I pee too!"
Before the words fell, Wu Yuan, dressed like a little dog bear, ran off the horse. He was actually more shy than Bai Dong, and he walked to the small tree and twisted and pinched, Bai Dong was in a hurry and gave him a kick in the ass, this kid took off his shirt honestly, and shot quite far, which shows that the kidney qi is sufficient.
"Let's do it together!"
Li Di and Nie Zhu saw that Ha Lu Ha Da Lang laughed, and led the way to the tree, and several centurion masters also followed Da Lu laughing and coaxing, except for those who really didn't pee and continued to be in charge of vigilance, hundreds of Qin soldiers stood in a row in front of the grove, and at the same time tore off their clothes, and suddenly the yellow liquor was churning, the heat was curling, and a hot mist was rushed. If someone sees it from afar, it should be regarded as a sage here, otherwise where will the 'Qingyun' come from on a snowy day?
Relaxed and comfortable, everyone is like a burdened old Qin, who can finally breathe a sigh of relief. This is a breath that has been held for hundreds of years, but it has never been able to come out! Where is this spilled is pee. What is sprinkled is Lao Qin's spirit, Lao Qin's future, and Lao Qin's national fortune! Yingqu Liang is not aware of the road. If you know the way. He promises to be part of the army as well.
'Rectify Lao Qin, go to the national disaster together, blood will not be shed, death will not spin heel"
Someone sang Lao Qin's military song, and hundreds of people sang in unison, and the sound broke the sky. The snowflakes floating in the air seemed to suddenly decrease, and the nasty hail stopped falling, and a young Qin pawn didn't even have time to put on his shirt. He jumped up from the ground: "The sun is out!" ”
"It's really out! Bai Zuo is the one who came down from the heavens to help our old Qin, and it was his soak of urine that washed away the snow and hail! Rush out of this warm sun! ”
The heavy snow that had been falling for three days finally stopped, and the sun showed half of its face in shame, the wind was light, the snow was going to stop, and the sun was sprinkled This was originally the most ordinary natural change, but the soldiers of the Qin army insisted that this was the power of Bai Zuo's pee.
There is no natural reason, this is the evil result of blind worship. Looking at his master, he now felt that he was the happiest child in this world; Compared with the master and the Cao Er sister of the Bai family, the throne of the Yue Kingdom is simply bullshit. What else is so rare?
"The head of the family still underestimated him, and now he is no longer Lao Qin's genius. Instead, he has become Lao Qin's hero, even if the family wants to recognize him, he will definitely agree? In the past, it was the family that was inspecting him and Baijiazhuang, but now I am afraid that it will be inspected by others in turn, right? Or the master of the Green True Sect has more vision, a good sister for many years, she actually told me that I could use all means to get close to him at that time, I was still angry, Yue Ji is not such a thin woman! But what can I do now, but I really think about it, and I actually take the initiative to get close to him? Speaking of which, he is really majestic in the guild hall, even the princes of the hundred families have to admire, and the king of Zhou has to give a special letter of commendation, Yingqu Liang wanted to break the head of the gizzard and sent it directly, this person easily did what even Qin Jun could hardly do"
"Look at how far he cums when he pees, huh? Actually shooting farther and thicker than those Qin Jun, this must be a man who will not disappoint women! ”
The car window seems to be closed, but in fact it is hidden, Yue Ji peeked behind the car window with her beautiful big eyes, her eyes were sharp, and she found that Bai Dong's stoe jacket was actually wearing a white short coat, and she didn't feel ridiculous and angry: "What kind of weird thing is this?" Probably it's made of that bitter wine. Hmph, look at the handicraft is very general, if you change this girl to do, you will definitely be able to do better! ”
Bai Donghun didn't know that his 'underwear' had been exposed, so he turned around beautifully, and was about to beckon Wu Yuan to get into the car, when he suddenly saw Nie Zhu rushing towards him quickly.
Without waiting for him to ask, he was grabbed by Nie Zhu and clamped under his armpit, only to feel the wind whistling in his ears, and he was thrown on the car by Nie Zhu in the blink of an eye; Wu Zhu was also lifted into the car by Nie Zhu, and the master and apprentice looked at Nie Zhu with big eyes, a little unclear.
"Enemy attack! All troops on alert! ”
Dozens of Bai family elites immediately protected the carriage where Bai Dong was under the leadership of Nie Zhu, and the five centurion masters shouted loudly, and the Qin army immediately lined up into two layers of defense inside and outside, erected a shield wall, and wound up the bow and arrows, looking like a big battle was about to start.
"How can there be a big army? This place has just passed Lantian and is still a hundred miles away from Liyang, could it be that the Wei army secretly crossed the Great Wall of Wei to attack? That's what my cheap brother did! ”
This time, Bai Dong invented a new font, which attracted the support of King Zhou Tianzi, and he also took the initiative to send the gizzard, and Wei Wangying, who was bent on suppressing Lao Qin, was probably going crazy. Pang Juan is a madman who can do anything, although the two countries have an armistice treaty, but it is just something on paper, now that the new monarch of Qin has ascended the throne, and he has been given meat by the Son of Heaven, Wei Ying does not want to see Yingqu Liang successfully complete the ceremony of heaven and earth, and it is also very possible to snatch the meat at this time.
The ground was shaking violently, and the foot-deep snow was shivering, this was at least an army of five thousand men, and most of them were cavalry!
The faces of the five centurions changed slightly, and they had quickly sent light cavalry scouts to Lantian to ask for reinforcements, and all they had to do now was to hold on and wait for reinforcements, just waiting for the Lantian army to arrive.
"The enemy is strong, and the whole army is defending to the death! Protect Bai Zuo and protect the Son of Heaven to give meat. I don't die, and I don't lose anything! No loss of flesh! ”
"I'm not dead, and I won't lose anything!"
The Qin army struck the shield with his sword. The roar was earth-shattering; Bai Dong looked at these good men of Old Qin. I felt a sense of relief in my heart. With these good men here, even if 100,000 enemies come, what is there to fear? They are the Great Wall of Steel that no enemy can break through!
"Report to the official, it's a black flag!"
"Black flag, is it our army? Revisit! ”
"Newspaper, it is indeed my old Qin banner! I can already see the banner of Yingzi, I'm afraid that the king is here in person! ”
"Probe!"
Several centurion generals trembled with excitement, and Li Di's face also changed slightly, and he jumped onto a pine tree. Holding the canopy in his hand, he looked ahead.
It won't be wrong, tens of thousands of soldiers of the Qin army in black armor and black clothes almost covered the horizon, and there were dozens of banners held high; In the middle is a banner of winning characters, in addition to the general of the fungus reform, the eldest prince Yingqian, Che Ying, Zi'an, and even the doctor Ganlong, Changshi Gongsun Jia, these civil ministers!
Li Di, who was so calm, his voice trembled a little: "Ping'an Lang, it is the king who personally led the civil and military to greet him, and he welcomed him out of a hundred miles, for my old Qin is the only one!" ”
There is no rule for civil servants to list flags in the army, but there is an exception, that is, the monarch leads hundreds of civil and military officials to greet them. And it must be a hundred miles away, and it is necessary to mobilize more than 10,000 troops.
This etiquette is only found in legends. It is said that at the end of the Shang Dynasty, there was Wen Taishi to extinguish the rebels of the 36th Route of the West Sea, and the Shang King Emperor Xin personally led a hundred officials to welcome a hundred miles, and that time was the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military flag! Later generations of sages such as Guan Zhong, Baili Xi, Wu Zixu and other great sages have never enjoyed such courtesy, and they can't imagine that the king will 'give this great gift' to Bai Dong!
"The gentleman is gracious, and Bai Zuo is more powerful!"
At the same time as Li Di passed the word, the soldiers of the Qin army also saw the big banner waving in the wind in the distance, and they put away their weapons and knelt down to thank him, first knelt in the direction of Yingquliang, and then bowed to Xie Baidong under the leadership of five centurions.
Hundreds of officials go out to welcome a hundred miles, civil and military flags, this is the highest etiquette of a country, they can be regarded as stained with the light of Baidong, and when they return to the army, it is certain that the pawn will become a master of ten masters, the veteran will become a master of a hundred, and the master of a hundred will become a thousand masters; And since then, he has had the capital to brag, blowing to his comrades, blowing to his family, and he can lie in bed and blow to his little grandson when he is old in the future, which is all given by Bai Zuo.
"Fetch the horses!"
Bai Dong Ha Lu Ha laughed, wanted to pass a healthy horse, jumped on horseback and galloped to the army of Yingqu Liang; When the wanderer returned home, how many burdens he had, and the army led by the king's brother to greet him, he suddenly felt that everything was worth it, and he worked hard for Lao Qin in vain.
"Keep up with the white left!"
Li Di quickly followed Bai Dong, and several centurions also selected more than 100 elite horsemen to follow. Bai Zuo, you have to be careful, the snow road is slippery, just your three-legged dog riding skills? It's heart-pounding to think about
"Your Majesty! It's cold, it's not easy for the army to travel, why is your lord so bothered? ”
As soon as Bai Dong rode in the lead, the army of the Qin State naturally dodged the road, let him go straight to the king, jumped off the horse and was about to give a deep salute, but saw that Yingquliang had jumped off the horse, and gave a salute in front of him: "Yingquliang thanked Ping'an Lang for Lao Qin!" ”
Bai Dong was stunned, and Yingqu Liang saluted again: "Thank you Bai Zuogen!" ”
"Your Majesty, the minister doesn't dare."
As soon as Bai Dong grasped Yingquliang's hand, he felt that his eyes were sour, and he couldn't speak for a while.
Worship the king!
And Yingqu Liang still worships twice, the first worship does not mention Bai Zuogen, only says Ping'anlang, which means that he takes brotherhood first in his heart, and the monarch and ministers are still behind. The civil and military officials are all stupid, and they are all out of the country, this is already the highest etiquette and the highest honor that has not been produced for hundreds of years, plus this monarch and ministers, Bai Zuo's favor is really unprecedented, where is this still a courtier can enjoy the grace? It seems that it is not an exaggeration to say that he is Lao Qin's 'Hypocrisy'.
"Congratulations to Bai Zi, congratulations to Bai Zuogen, Bai Zhuguo! It's really my old Qin Zhuguo! ”
All officials bowed together. It's not that they also want to worship Bai Dong, it's just that the kings have worshipped, and they are embarrassed to stand, aren't they?
***
There are only two people in the big tent, Bai Dong and Yingquliang, and the brazier is burning with the best South China Sea agarwood, and the warm fragrance hits people for a while, and the fatigue of the journey is dispersed.
As if it wasn't enough, Yingqu Liang took off the fox fur on his body, gently draped it on Bai Dong's shoulders, patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's hard work, let's bake the fire with the third brother." ”
Glancing at the South China Sea agarwood, which is more precious than gold, Bai Dong opened his mouth to speak, but was stopped by Yingquliang: "Can you make Ping'an Lang warm, what is the value of some agarwood, are you still polite to the third brother?" ”
"Third Brother"
"When the third brother came, I first went to Baijiazhuang to see the old lady and bitter wine, these agarwoods are actually in your storehouse."
“”
"Don't look at the third brother like this, okay? Lao Qin is poor, so you have to pay for a piece of glossy meat, and if you want to burn some agarwood, you have to dig out your inner treasury, which is what the third brother owes you, and I will return the money to you in the future! ”
"That's good, these pieces of wood are worth about five thousand gold."
"You kid really want it!"
Yingquliang narrowed his eyes, two brothers, you look at me, I look at you, and laughed heartily at the same time.
Yingqu Liang easily stopped laughing, looked at Bai Dong with a straight face and said, "Don't worry, you have made great achievements this time, how can the third brother not be rewarded?" But you don't lack money, and the title is high enough, so let's do it."
As he spoke, he took off the jade plate he had worn for many years from his waist and sent it to Bai Dong: "This was given to me by the third brother and the father-in-law of the crown, and now I will give it to you." This is not an ordinary jade card, the third brother will order the world later, and the name of the card is 'Death-free Jade Plate', even if your descendants of the Bai family commit the heinous crime of the nine clans in the future, you can save your life once with this jade card! ”
"The third brother is so rewarded, how dare Ping An Lang accept it, how can I repay Jun's kindness?"
Bai Dong shook his head again and again, but quickly put the jade card into his sleeve, and saw that Yingquliang couldn't smile bitterly: "You kid is less here, if you really want to repay Jun En, what other Wei Ying do you recommend to me?" He's a good talent, but how can he compare to you? ”
PS: Two in one, because these two paragraphs are more comfortable to watch together :)
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