Chapter 11: Monsters, Don't Eat Me
Bailiyun waved the green dragon halberd in his hand and shook his head indifferently. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Li Chengqian trembled and said, "Monsters? ”
Bailiyun nodded playfully when he heard this.
Li Chengqian cried and whimpered: "Then are you here to eat me?" Can't I stop looking at your weapons? Put it away, and I'll act as if I didn't see it. The flesh on my body is not tasty at all, and the bones are hard and straight! ”
Bai Liyun smiled: "Good teeth, I love to eat hard bones, then there is chewy, fragrant!" ”
Li Chengqian was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "Don't, don't eat me, I just teased you, in fact, my bones are not hard at all." I listen to you for everything, don't eat me! ”
Bailiyun laughed: "Don't worry, Your Highness, the captain of this school doesn't eat people." ”
Li Chengqian stretched out his hand and pointed at him, trying to calm down: "You really don't eat me?" ”
Bailiyun nodded and explained, "Don't worry, I won't eat you." I was just kidding you, I'm not a monster. ”
Li Chengqian was puzzled: "You are really not a monster?" ”
Bailiyun shrugged: "Of course not!" ”
Li Chengqian was suddenly furious, pointed at him and scolded: "Okay, you dare to lie to me, scared this king so scared, it's really bold, it's really angry with me, I'll ask someone to ...... you" When he said this, he suddenly couldn't speak, as if he thought of something, and asked with some fear: "Then where did you get the green dragon halberd just now?" ”
Bai Liyun looked funny, put away the Qinglong Halberd in front of him in an instant, took it out again, and asked, "You said that you want someone to do something to me?" Then he took the contents of the storage ring out of the same way.
Every time he took out something, Li Chengqian whimpered, and when all kinds of objects more than half a person high were piled up on the ground, Li Chengqian sat on the ground and cried, crying and scolding: "Isn't it possible for me to ask someone to provide you up!" Didn't you say you're not a monster, I said you have to be obedient and don't make trouble for you, you bastard, you still fool me, you have to eat me......"
When Bailiyun saw him like this, he was amused, this ancient man was really in awe of gods and ghosts! Seeing that he was crying so much, he was afraid that he would be embarrassed to attract others, so he helped him up and said, "I'm really not a monster!" ”
Li Chengqian cried even more fiercely: "You still lie to me, I'm really not delicious, Queen Mother, this goblin is deceiving me by changing the law, he is going to eat me, Chengqian can no longer meet you...... Father, why are you so ruthless, you actually handed me over to the monster, you don't want to be eaten, don't make up for me, you hate me so much...... Qingque, this is a good thing to your heart, I was eaten by a monster, and no one fights for you, no, I can't make you satisfied, I asked the monster to eat you too! Big brother monster, I'm not delicious at all, you go eat green sparrows, he is full of meat, but it's delicious, let me go when you're happy to eat! ”
Just listen to "Knock! With a sound, Bailiyun saw a six- or seven-year-old little fat boy fall from a gap in the rockery behind, and ran to Bailiyun in two steps and hugged his thighs: "Big brother monster, don't listen to my big brother's nonsense, I am full of fat and tired of eating, didn't you just say that you like to eat hard bones, he has hard bones, you eat him quickly!" ”
Bai Liyun looked speechless for a while, he didn't expect Li Tai to be so fat that he could hide in the rockery and eavesdrop, and what was even more speechless was that these two brothers were more spineless than the other, they were really Li Shimin's sons for nothing, and Li Shimin's ruthlessness and courage were not inherited at all.
He didn't want to think about it, if he didn't pretend to be a monster, could these two guys be so soft! You know, this is ancient, I didn't look at the ruthlessness I showed when I heard that he wasn't a monster just now!
Bai Liyun was worried that he would recruit the guards in a while, so he should hurry up and get them in order, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, look at the two of you, you are still royal, you have no backbone at all!" Don't cry! ”
Qingque made a bitter face: "Big brother monster, you can't be afraid, the royal family is also human, you are going to eat us, of course you are afraid!" ”
Bailiyun hurriedly explained: "Okay, I'm really not a monster!" Youkai is as handsome as I am! ”
Li Chengqian shook his head and asked, "Then what are you?" ”
"I'm not a thing, ahhh It's all confusing to you, let's say so, I think King Qin should have told you, I'm a Taoist priest! ”
The two nodded yes, and Li Chengqian interjected: "I also know that your Taoist name is Qingyang!" ”
Bailiyun nodded, and said flickeringly: "Yes, poor Dao Qingyang, not a monster, nor an immortal, but a Taoist priest who has achieved a little success in cultivation, dedicated to cultivation, the emperor lives up to his wishes, although he has not become an immortal now, but he can barely be regarded as a half-immortal!" Fang Cai is a magical power, called the sleeve of Qiankun, specializing in collecting objects, practicing to a high depth, you can wave your hand to collect all over the three mountains and five mountains, five lakes and four seas. Poor and talented, now you can only charge things the size of a room. ”
The two of them suddenly realized that they were half-immortals! Immediately in awe, he bowed down and said, "Cheng Qian (Qingque) has seen the little immortal master of Qingyang!" ”
Bailiyun waved his hand: "Just call me Qingyang." Today's matter is a secret between the three of us, don't go out and talk nonsense with others, it's the two of you who will be embarrassed by then! ”
The two glanced at each other, but they didn't expect the little immortal master to be quite authentic, so they were not frightened in vain, and they were able to get the friendship of the immortal master. Immediately said: "Certainly, this is our secret, Qingyang, don't worry!" ”
"Ding, 200% completion of the task, reward a chance to draw."
Bailiyun was overjoyed, he didn't expect that there was such a thing as completion, and he knew a little more about the system, so he couldn't cope with the task in the future.
For a while, the two people in front of him were much more pleasing to the eyes, and he casually took out two sheets of Grandpa Mao and handed them to the two: "Well, the son can be taught, for the sake of the two of you who are so sensible, these two drawings will be given to you, this is the money brought down by the predecessors from the fairy world." Keep it carefully, don't burn it, this fairy money is the most afraid of water and fire. ”
Qingque asked, "Qingyang, do the immortals also use money?" ”
Bailiyun continued to flicker: "The immortals have long had no foreign things in their hearts, so they naturally don't need money, but the fairy world also has mortal lives, and like us, they also have to eat, drink, and sleep, and if they want to enjoy themselves, they naturally use money." Their money is all paper, divided into yellow, purple, cyan, blue, green, and red, and these two are the largest red, equivalent to 10,000 taels of gold. ”
Two little shocks: "Ten thousand taels of gold, so valuable?" How embarrassing is that! As he spoke, he had already put things into his cuffs, as if he was afraid that he would regret it.
Bailiyun smiled indifferently: "These are all foreign objects, it's okay, not to mention that this is money from the fairy world, it can be spent in the fairy world, but it can't be spent in this world, just take it!" ”
Li Chengqian waved his hand: "Qingyang's words are wrong, in the end, it is a thing in the fairy world, even if it can't be spent here, but just with the vivid pictures on it, it is worth a lot of money, and even if it can't be exchanged for ten thousand taels of gold, it is not much worse!" ”
This reminded Bailiyun, but there is no reason to get back the things that were sent, fortunately, he still has a lot, and he rejoiced at the moment: "It's okay, I still have some fairy money, these two pieces should be a meeting gift for the two highnesses!" ”
The two of them were immediately overjoyed, they didn't expect Bailiyun to be so generous, you must know that their monthly money is only ten yuan, and if it is exchanged for gold, it is less than one or two, if you are an ordinary person, you will have no worries about food and clothing in this life. Expressing his position at the moment, saying that Baili Yun is interesting enough, and he will be treated as a friend in the future.
At this time, I heard the sound of chaotic footsteps, thinking that the two of them were crying and alarmed people came over, so they said: "Chengqian, Qingque, someone is coming, don't leak it out for a while!" With a wave of his hand, he put away all the things on the ground.
The two immediately patted their chests and promised not to say anything to anyone asking, looking like they were swearing.
Not long after, he saw a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes with a group of sword-wielding palace guards anxiously trotting over, Bailiyun knew that this should be the queen of the ages, known as the model of virtuous and virtuous, the nickname Guanyin, the eldest grandson of Li Shimin's life.
Sure enough, I heard the beautiful woman say anxiously: "Chengqian, Qingque, what's wrong with you?" It's okay, tell the mother why she is crying. Is he bullying you? Stretching out his hand and pointing at Bailiyun asked.
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